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Esther125:
https://.ng/2023/11/02/nlc-i-was-beaten-god-mustve-taken-time-to-create-me-ajaero-narrates-ordeal-in-police-custody/

Foolish saboteur! He gains power and his prick becomes erect and strong when there is a little issue with one small private company or a state govt. But he is useless and cannot call for a general strike when it affects the federal govt, and has allowed this useless Tinubu govt to get away with reckless and inimical policies like fuel price hikes.

Confirmedzombie:
Tomorrow they will say Israel is winning the war.

I urge Israel to surrender and hand over Gaza to the Hamas else the killing of Israeli soldiers will continue.

Hamas can never be defeated by Israel, this certain cos prophet Muhammad (SAW) has assured the Hamas in our holy Koran that no nation can defeat peaceful Muslim faithful.
I am sure Israel will surrender any moment soon or lose more of her soldiers.
You dont provoke peaceful and freedom fighter like Hamas and go scot free.

May Allah accept the souls of the departed Israeli soldiers. May Allah comfort their entire families.

Insha Allah
Amin

Did Mohammed not assure Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon etc when Israel finished and won against them in 1967, 1973, 1982 etc.?
The greatest and real prophets of God all came from Israel! Mohammed is not known to be amongst them!

Built2last:
Terrorist Aljazeera is reporting to give hope to their deluded followers.

They are at war. Hamas declared war. at war, both sides record casulaties

Israel turned of internet and killed hundred in 3 days and restored the internet.

Media is reporting less than 10 deaths but we all know its over 20,000 deaths. Israel will not stop till 200,000 people are killed. Israel may record 5k deaths but hey 200k for 5k clearly shows who won.

Don't mind the foolish Aljazeera. They have become the mouthpiece of Hamas and other terrorists, all because of religion.
Israel has killed hundreds of terrorists; but they are also honest to tell the world the number of their soldiers that have died.
They also confirmed that they bombed the Jalabiya refugee camp. Hamas been telling lies to cover up even when their rocket misfired and hit a hospital. Aljazeera was telling lies against Israel but thank God Israel provided the evidence. and they all shut up!

Bestbrain123:
I love those who are happy with there lifestyle. Even if it means leading them to hell... All l care most is happiness

The kind of ''happiness'' that destroyed Majek Fashek and many others?
Stay away from drugs, make your money and be real happy.
Drugs means slavery and anguish

Rapture2021:
Before I say one thing my wife has abused the hell out of me,she was such a calm and reserved person before we married,but today at the slightest of misunderstanding she begins the insult,even getting close to my face telling me to beat her,I have never laid a finger on her,but she is tempting me to do that. How can a woman calls a man fool, idiot, animal? I have reported her family severally and yet she is not changing.

I opened a boutique business for her last year,now she said she wants to sell baby things,and I have done it half way,I had to just prank her that the other money I was expecting hasn't come, immediately she began the insult again to my face,as it is the prank is getting real because I will not give her the money anymore

Are you sure you give her powerful and sweet experience in the ''other room''?
You may be fumbling in that area!
Give a super experience one weekend and you would see her nerves calm down. She will look into your eyes in the morning and smile at you!

alanto:
Asiwaju as done the right thing.... Seyi probably went their to see his dad... Normally there's nothing he could possibly contribute at the FEC meeting, that's something everybody knows.

Don't make excuses for foolish behaviour!
I have never heard of this kind of nonsense before.

The other day, I saw the same Seyi guy running around Abuja in the name of jogging for exercise with armed mobile policemen and soldiers following him about!

The boy should NEVER have been allowed anywhere close to the FEC meeting venue. If he wants to see his dad, there is an official residential quarters for such.

IkpemhiTG:
She will be going alone (A hard and tough decision i must confess) leaving the me and my 5 months old baby till when things are soft for us to join her.

I don't know how easy or how soon it will be for her to send invite for us to join her.
How's life in the UK with a single mum?

Who have passed through this situation and how did you people pull through

Did she not tell them she has a 5 months old baby?
If she did, then you have to let her go with the baby, but that may affect how well she would be able to work and cope in the UK, if she does not have reliable family or friends that could help. The alternative is for her to go alone, and then come back for the baby when the baby is about 18months -2 years old, walking and able to attend creche
If she did not tell them, then you have to llook for a reliable family or nanny to tale care of the child but you have to pay such nanny or family very well and also learn how to sit at home (when not at work) and care for the baby. You can both relocate when it grows.

But there are risks anyways; bear that in mind.

Whalis:
His greatest skill is putting Fulani out of power for the first time since 1999. Since 1999 it is either a Fulani man was the president or vice.

He has not put Fulani out of power. !Nigerians just like to sing praises too early!
The people that voted for him, some of them came from the north! They would probably vote him out in 2027 because his performance so far has been terrible

Guyman01:
My happiness is how Tinubu is gradually rendering Fulani oligarchs impotent, they thought Tinubu was very sick and won't last more than a few weeks in power, then Shettima will takeover with Elrufai as Chief of Staff and they will be fully back in control.

But Tinubu ensured that Elrufai will not play a part in his Govt using Akpabio not to confirm him, humiliating him so bad he fled into exile
Already Igbos don't bother themselves too much about government appointments, all they require is for their Yoruba friends to hold the position and they will still get the benefits using their business acumen without holding the title.

Now they are shocked that the incoherent and wobbling Tinubu during the elections is looking as fit as fiddle as if he can face Ronaldo in El Classico 😳

All that Muslim-Muslim jubilation has faded out over here in the North and its no lonfer of any consequence, even its more like Muslim-Ifa with the number of his Yoruba kinsmen occupying sensitive positions.

I have seen many Hausas telling me they are okay with the nepotism as long as its not Fulanis calling themselves Hausa-Fulani that are taking what is collectively meant for the whole North that has become the norm.

Very soon Dangote will start losing his monopoly on different products as other players will be allowed unhindered entry into the markets

Tinubu is entrenching the destruction of Nigeria through nepotism. What he is doing is a great disservice to the nation going by what he used to say when he was in opposition. His appointments are just a big disgrace and an embarrassment.

Sannisege:
Tinubu will win 100% of Yoruba votes in 2027

You lie bad! With these mess he has created in the economy? Only the myopic ones would vote for him. infact he should start preparing his handover.
He is a big failure.

BentizilL0:
One on one without any foreign assistance, Israel cannot defeat Egypt.. Iran, Turkey will erase Israel without any foreign assistance and those two are not Arab...

Throughout history, Israel has always been a bitch of superpowers. Now it's USA turn...

You lie bad!. The Egypt, Iran, Turkey etc rely more on external help from Russia, China and North Korea, more than Israel relies on USA.
Israel produces weapons from its own research, and collaborates with US for mass production and funding.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Israel is overrated. A unified Arab nation will bring it down. They're landgrabbers.

Go join the Arab nations and lead them in war against Israel.
Your skull will become a cup for serving cold beer!
You think the Arabs don't know what Israel can do to them?

Ikaeniyan0:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/10/27/naira-gains-against-dollar-trades-at-n1113-at-the-p2p-market/?amp=1

Please always refer to the exchange rate when this Tinubu resumed office, and do your comparison from thence.
The naira has lost ,ore than 50% since this government came to office, in just 6 months!
That is what matters to me.

FreeStuffsNG:
We have the best of the best brains among us leading this nation right now. Awa la ni eto se!! Gbabesky!

With unprecedented ingenious creativity, post-paid NLNG dividends of $7 billion just got unlocked like that!! Just like that!! Now you see how our brains built Lagos and the South West.

Nigeria is in the best hands and brains. We no go school go sell guguru and epa. We went to school hard and hard we studied whenever we remember that our education is being funded from owo oni iru and owo alata petty trading of our parents and forebears. We read in school as if all our lives depends on book. Nigeria is today reaping that knowledge we toiled to acquire with the sacrifices our parents made. God bless our parents and forebears.

Expect more unleashing of our ingenuity and patriotism. The bar will be raised so high that never again will someone with mediocre third class certificate of a trader step forward to become President and submit GCE o level certificate to INEC as his highest qualification then go out to hire liars, cyberbullies, tribal/religious bigots and criminal defamers to attempt to use to bully us.Never again!

Invest in Lagos and neighbouring Yoruba South West Nigeria states to get the greatest return on investment and best investor friendly experience today.
God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Very useless post!
You are not Yoruba more than any other Yoruba person, so stop being myopic.
This Tinubu government has not performed any credible feat. What his governent has done so far is to increase the suffering and poverty of the people.
They have spent all and run out of money. Now, they are securitizing future receivables from dividends in order to collect more loans. Pathetic
Stop praising and worshiping mediocrity!

Tajbol4splend:
By the time Tinubu gets through with his 8 years, we will be wishing he could do 3rd term or even 4th term, the guy is transforming our event from consumption to production, majority of his policies look strict but that's exactly what we need as a nation to grow

Typical zombie Nigerian! Blinded by ethno-religious sycophancy!
Factories are collapsing, unemployment rising, economic activity dwindling, cost of living sky-rocketing, poverty on ascendancy...an someone says that is what ''they'' need to grow!
The shallow mindedness and foolishness of the Nigerian masses is too much. No wonder any idiot can rule this country called Nigeria.

CodeTemplar:
Dangote will soon generate more power for his industries than our grid can take at once.

The power generated by Dangote would be for his companies, not for the national grid.
Let's stop making excuses for the failure of a federal government that collects virtually all revenue accruable to the nation but is unable to deliver anything meaningful.

seunmsg:
Imran Muhammad (Twitter)

A fraudster and forger is preaching!
You may listen to him to learn some tricks

ProphetUtuocha:
Watch out!
A huge wind will soon be at the back of Oando
Thou shall seek but not find it
Note this

You don come again ooo, you this ''Oando'' Prophet!
I admire your consistency and boldness though.
But you have refused to divulge the actual information that forms the basis of your ''prophecy'' on Oando.

kk2027:
Dollar is now 1300
This government will favor me

..

Favour you how?

wonder233:
No, it doesn't.
Nothing can increase the size of the penis. Charlatans are just preying on the insecurities of men to make profit.
If only the average man knows his penis is good enough as it is...

I think each person can speak based on experience.

I can tell you that it works, the penis can be enlarged. But it has to be through the appropriate method /procedure/apparatus/medication etc. and it takes time, about 6 months minimum.

BabsO2:
In another news steady offers and accumulations of OANDO ongoing in the price range of N8.95 and N9.00

Those accumulating taking a bet with their money on a turnaround or buyout at a price higher than N7.

And those selling perhaps taking a profit after accumulating at N5.00 and below. And perhaps some longer term major holders selling off some units to balance their portfolio risk in the event of the company ceasing to be a going concern in the worst case scenario.

As more results and information become available, Mr Market will make its judgement in coming months.

If the NGX rule for de-listing of stocks is strictly applied, OANDO buy out price would not be below N15.50 per share. This may even go higher depending on what happens between now and the AGM where the de-listing would be decided via a resolution.
My prayer is for the court to fix a much higher price (my wish, if possible, to teach OANDO management a lesson for the ridiculous buyout offer price of N7.07)

PassingShot:
Talk is cheap. You haven't been able to defeat Hamas in decades despite the support you get from USA constantly.

A terrorist state feeling funky for its ability to murder children and defenseless civilians.

You are the same people that would cry and scream when Israel starts bombing and demolishing them!
Israel is a nuclear power, so they can do more than what they have been doing in the past.

BoboNogoDie:
Lol
Oloriburuku
Still, Tinubu has not broken the evil cow's record - BUHARÌ
BUHARÌ MET THE DOLLAR AT 160-180 AND LEFT IT AT 750.
Mathematically, that's about 400% increase or inflation. X4

Tinubu own never ever reach 100% or X2.

It is not only the percentage that matters, the increase in the absolute or nominal value matters too and it is what drains your pocket and makes you poorer. Don't defend the indefensible

adenigga:
Source; https://dailypost.ng/Removal-of-fuel-subsidy-will-bring-investments, make Nigeria prosperous – Tinubu

Bastard!
This is a bastard Yoruba man!
Why didn't he say these things when GEJ was president and he removed subsidy on fuel?!

raumdeuter:
Those were dark days terrible things happened and looking back that was a good turning point for me because that was the event that made me know that I had no future in Nigeria.

When I left Nigeria I had like 7M in my trading accounts the years I worked all my annual leave allowance, travel allowance, bonus, loans was put into trading. I will even take loans from some friends, use to trade, return their capital and walk away with a good profit. I will take 2m return 2.2 in 3months. While I could have made over 1.2m in profits. I had enough to buy a tear rubber Camry 2007 muscle but ploughed into the stock market
First 2 hours when we get to work everyday na to analyze market, place calls to brokers by close of business see your profits. It now became a game of how much can you put in. when almost 10% dey show weekly sometimes almost 30% in a week

we actually had a thread on NL where people shared stock picks, my plan was that I will be trading Naija stocks online from US, adding some money I make here and hopefully in 3-4yrs grow it to like 100M then come to Naija begin flex the money, I was so bullish on the Naija stock market that I was actually planning to get investments from friends in Diaspora to invest in Naija stock market and be getting returns

in a few months market crashed, trading suspended, when trading resumed I begin see 600k in the account from 7m.

I just sent message to the broker to sell everything and close my account. Carry the change give my folks for Naija to take hold themselves.
My stockbroker sef left stockbroking, left Lagos when people curses wan finish am. He starting farming plus charcoal export

The positive was that It made up my mind about say I no get future in Naija

One friend who was getting money from his abroad based brother in law to buy a property was pouring into the stock market. Na that mater break his marriage

You shouldn't have sold the stocks.
I had a similar experience, even got a loan from a bank and invested in stocks, then the market crashed. Then I lost my job too.
But I kept the stocks and was able to delay payment to the bank. Right now, the stocks have recovered and I sold to buy other stocks which have appreciated in value and made me recover all my previous losses.
I recently paid off my bank loans, and my stocks are yielding goof returns now. Unfortunately, the naira devaluation is affecting the value in dollar terms.

If you are still abroad, it makes sense to exchange some dollars and invest in the NGX....there are many undervalued stocks and the rates of returns are still much higher than most stock markets around the world

Programmer47:
These ones are mindless Apc robots na.
If Peter Obi says the Sky is blue, these minions are ready to swear that the sky is black.
People that cry over anything Peter Obi says but turn deaf and dumb when their drug lord misyarns.

Notice how every useless decision Mr Druglord makes is somehow connected to H.E Peter Obi.
What will Peter Obi do differently?
Why did Peter Obi not do like this?
Peter Obi is the same.
Peter Obi ....

They are all scared of the man so their job is to push false narratives as much as possible.
Nigerians all expected it so its funny when these clowns start performing according to their scripts.

B.A.A.T is a complete failure at only just 6 months in Power.
Neither legitimate nor even business savvy to handle a burgeoning economy like ours.
Making decisions and rescinding them without any concerns over the impact.
Running a bloated government when saving should be the primary currency in our inflated market.

The list goes on and on but an Apc robot would rather ignore all of these and tell you how one Peter Obi would not be President.
Tinubu is like a monkey who after fighting to be in the drivers seat, is clueless on how to start the car

Please, there is no one called B.A.A.T
What we know is B.A.T
Don't allow thieves to smuggle in the ''Adekunle'' and legitimize it.
There is no ''Adekunle'' in Tinubu's names!

zinaunreal:
It has already emerged.
Hamas can take israel because its urban war. Their tanks won't be able to move through gaza without lots of obstacles. So it's one on one. Just like Vietnam again haha

The obstacles would be levelled by the tanks if Israel really want to destroy and level the whole place.
Do not under estimate the damage and destruction that tanks can do

DropsMic:
Such ignorance.

Such factual truth!
Jerusalem belongs to Jews and it is mentioned in the Bible.
Is Jerusalem mentioned anywhere in the Koran?

DropsMic:
Land grabbers

When there’s a conflict anywhere, any country you see the US and UK supporting, just know that they are the aggressors

Anyone that call Jews land grabbers on their own land in Jerusalem, Ashkelon, Beersheba etc. is a shallow thinker.!
Israel did not start existing as a people from 1948! Jerusalem has been in existence for 1000s of years, with Kings like David, Solomon, Hezekiah, Ahab etc who are all Jews
Jerusalem is mentioned in the Bible and Torah (holy book of Judaism) as the city of the Jews.
But Jerusalem is not mentioned anywhere in the The Koran!
That should tell you something!
Some people deceive themselves by starting history of Israel from 1948!

zuzuonyi:
Na so.

If Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu say him true true go school at all, abeg make him write one English composition under exam supervision titled "My last holiday". I wan check somtin

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There is no ''Adekunle'' in Tinubu's names.
This is another fraud meant to mislead people into believing the Chicago certificate belongs to him.
Some of his book lickers decided to include the name ''Adekunle'' in wikipedia.com in order to cover up and make people believe that he bears the name Adekunle

Kukutente23:
So where did the report say they washed their hands off the report.
What they clearly said which is why I was waiting for your screenshot is that they don't have all the information they require and thus can't vouch that it represents the full report of NNPCL accounts as was desired.
Do you understand what that means or you want more explanation

Please stop arguing and read paragraph 4, where they said they provide no opinion or attestation.
Auditors are appointed to express their opinion on a matter.
When auditors say they provide no opinion on a matter, it means they are staying neutral and avoiding making any comments. That it is the technical term they use to wash their hands off any case that they don't want to take side or offend anybody.
I have given you the evidence, no need to still argue.
If still in doubt, consult any friend you have who is an auditor or professional accountant .

Kukutente23:
Well, novices should learn and not argue. If you can't substantiate a claim, don't make claims.
If you don't have the document, don't make claims on it.
Simply paste the screenshot of the auditor's opinion where they washed their hands off the report.
You APC mob held previous govts to highest standard but yours you make excuses for.
Anyone can imagine what will happen if a CBN gov made such claim under APC govt. Would there even be an audit publicised in the first place?
Yet, a govt that went the extra mile in terms of transparency, you guys have the guts to pooh pooh their efforts.
Bloody hypocrites!!

I am a novice only in IT but not in the subject matter.
I am not an APC sympathizer.
In fact the current government of Tinubu is totally clueless and a huge failure as far as I am concerned.
But the failure of APC does not mean I should forget or twist the events that happened under PDP. All failures na failure.