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CSNg:
Sorry poster! It is encounters like yours that made me get a taser for myself. I can't be caught in a situation where I will be molested and manhandled by anyone anyhow.

The taser is disguised as a phone so when your attacker(s) are at it, you simply make the top have contact on his skin (whether clothed or unclothed) and it will send about 250volts of non lethal electricity shock waves on his body and you can free yourself from their grip which will immobilize them for like 10mins or thereabout which is enough time for you to make your escape.

You should get yours.

Peppers Sprays are also available.

Ladies can also get theirs to ward off rapists.

Wow...
if the Guy collapse....Die nko?
250V...

Check my signature.

Slynation:
Omo...I tried as much as possible to avoid there wahala after the last encounter, I've got an issue with one about 2years back on a christmas eve when me and my sis went for Christmas shopping...!! For the barrow guy to cross the goods to the other side of the road where we parked, one agbero guy jumped from nowhere and charged us 1k5...Omo I shock, I asked him, then how much will I now pay the barrow guy?? his response was "nkaa gbasara gi" (na that one concern you) I was thinking he was even joking with the price but Baba was serious...!!

Me self wey dey vex say prices of goods don skyrocket all because of Christmas, I just told him that I won't pay more than #500, he said then we won't pass, say make I carry the load for head...!! Ahhh, I just gave my sister my phone and the car key and told her to go wait for me...

I quickly switched to Onitsha slangs + Hausa slangs, I notice say fear come catch the guy small, but e no wan looseguard himself because people don dey gather small small, I told him to collect the 500 if not I will pass through and he won't receive shi-shi, but he was adamant, I told the barrow guy let's go, then the idiot now removed one item from the barrow, na so I follow am, pin am with my left hand for wall, make I launch am better blows for face but I just hang my punch for air, I guess he clearly got the message, then one of their senior came and asked what happened, I explained to him and he cautioned the guy that the charge is too much, that he should collect the 500 and be going...!!

When I got home,I began to reason things, shey if say this guy hold gun or knife now, naso e for shoot or stab me all because of 1k5...!! I realized I allowed my emotions to get the best of me, since then, I began to comport myself around those people...!!

lecturer50:
Another thing that is surprising is that most men don't help a fellow man but would rather help women.

But when they have problem, it is a man they would run to for help.

Most men would not go to a woman to get help but they would rather seek help from a man.

But these are the people who like helping only women.

So if they have a need, why not go to women to seek help since it is only women you help?

Why go to a man?


If you are a man, and you help only women, why do you think another man should help you when you don't normally help a man?


I mean, it's very ironical.


Most males believe it is not proper for men to ask help from women.


They equally believe that as a man, they should help only women.


But when they have problem, they still expect a fellow man to help them.


Is it not totally ironical that you don't help another man but you expect another man to help you?


If you believe you must only help a woman, why not seek help from a woman when you also have problem?

I don't understand the irony that characterizes the life of men.

bepositive11:
True, but why does rejection have to be seen as disgrace in the first place? It's really nothing personal. In fact, that man should be happy that she didn't drag him into a marriage that she didn't want

Ninety6:
Judging by the man actions, the lady made right an important decision of her life.
MODIFIED- in life, everyone walks at their own pace, he who walks or is forced to walk slower or faster than he should invites regrets later. This is a life commitment and you'd need to be sure about the decision you make. A responsible "man" raised with good morals doesn't do that.

Timoleon:
E tire me. Why report to us when they can go and stop Russia, after all that’s why NATO exists. Are they counting on Using our emotions as weapons against Russia?
Let NATO ACT if it truly cares. Not whipping up emotional sentiments up and down while using the lives and properties of Ukrainians to play their games.

Prayfortheworld:
My sister is 24 she have thesame mentality with your sister and honestly is eating me up.

My sister has never worked before in her life, she ask my mom or me for money.. she can't buy anything for herself if you didn't buy it for her, everything she's wearing are mostly clothes i bought for her and she's still using the phone my mom bought for her 2018

I've adviced her but nothing dy enter her head. She's in higher institution
I go through her phone always she's a decent girl but she don't have that hustling spirit in her. I'm just scared for her because i don't want her to suffer in her marriage.
though she don't ask men for Money instead she ask me or my mom I'm tired the burden is too much. Someone that should be helping the family by now. Sometimes i just wish my mom gave birth to just me and our last born

Dawn91:
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SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

jimtemi1:
have once been told that last statement by one stupid girl wey I dey fall for, she bluntely asked me did I ask you? My head rang, I don't know when water drop for my eye.i bought her Samsung blue face around 2008, just to make sure no guy outdo me with her, at the end na disgrace I carry come

jimtemi1:
lol,i give u 60%,the remaining 40% na for the guy wet wan Bleep the hell out if a girl all because he spent on her, not knowing he can't Bleep girl finish u do ur best n leave the rest at the end na the guy loose both money n energy. Sick n perverted mind set indeed

DanielAlhassan:
I searched for those books I can't found it

I wanted to download it on light reader

Wallteck:
For been naive, nice and kind. I have being a victim of bully because I can't defend myself. Have lose a lot of respect. I wish God can recreate me to be a tough guy. Have been call fool for my behaviour.

I just wish people can understand. This world we live people are just too ruthless. The moment they see a weak guy they will start using and riding him anyhow. If I decide to change my ways I swear I will be so Wicked to the extent I won't have love for humanity.

Right now, I don't make friends too much because I know my weakness. I just want to be a lonely and marry a lady who understands me. People are just too Wicked.

Respect to those tough guys out there. I will make sure all my child not suffer the same faith I suffer. People are just too wicked.

Juicie2u:
2022 is all about war....

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Keep quessing..

Vickyvice:
When I was in sec school, some guy used to say,,,, small baby no be sickness... I ask them how I wan take fight who strong and grab pass me, e say just take am Down from below, dont allow grappling or close range fight.focus punch only on collar bone, blokos, in fact stand one place when e dey rush come, then dress or pan to your left when he throws punch with his right hand, that will make you to get behind him.it worked for me . Na that tactic Ukraine are using, every strength get weakness way den dey use against it

Kingpin1000:
Putin was a strong man in the Russian secret police.
Putin has seen bad things and done very bad things.
We know Ukraine will bend and they will negotiate with Russia. I see the invasion coming to an end on a round table.
The Ukrainians now know who to call friends.
My greatest lesson learnt so far is that [b]any friend that cannot help you in times of need should be cut iff. [/b]I will start calling my friends and give them the new update... my friends too plenty but na only few be paddy men.

uniqUN:
Only my landlord knows where I work. I tell ladies (and even men when they ask) that I'm a teacher. I have a good job I must say. There's this girl that has been very helpful ever since I told her I was a teacher. She shouts "uncle!" whenever she sights me from afar and I'll be like "which kain wahala come be dis one now?" She's a tailor and has bought and done some few things that will be useful for me - without me asking. I gave her money beyond their worth when she brought them and she said she didn't ask for payment, but I insisted. Just the other day, we met outside while both returning from work and she said my backpack needs mending that I should give it to her to fix. Atimes I suspect she knows where I work because she has been to my house and knows my landlord's sister. You'll honestly hardly find pure love and attention from most Nigerian girls if you no get anything. I know this for sure. But if you do find one, please treat her well guys.

luizpippo:
Thats just a joke post.


Coined from primary school mathematics, English, Verbal and Quantitative reasoning books author, Ugo C. Ugo

DavidHarry:
What's there to discuss ? Someone that has been keeping him off for days. Why are men like this for Christ's sake !

eteebanky1:
Simp.....it is bound to happen mehn, she works in a bank

she dn see better customer wey dy financially okay, that can take care of her needs

I know your set na.....my wife must be a working class, my wife must be earning her own Money, I don't want a liability

everything dn end like this, your eyes dn clear.......ojooooooo, e pain you lol

OhiOfIhima:
Guy! I can see you are not doing bad as man, pls, go to ur village or Facebook hook up to start convo with a decent educated lady n get urself ready to wife her in a short while to avoid this kind of heartbreak.

Sorry man, this type of heartbreak pain alot, you will be shivering n expecting to meet ur girl at home but in d end is not.

While doing d hook up things, avoid any ladies below 25yrs of age abeg.

YinkaOlusesi16:
i ve been noticing u on diz forum, u like defending women when they are wrong, dem nova show u shege, that`s why u like defending them when they are wrong.

LagBlogger:
What if they pay him well and don't owe salaries did you also think of that?

Nobody wants a liability i.e someone looking for others to take care of them without them having anything to offer.

I pray you block him if he turns out to be a very rich guy.

akezn:
Exactly how a girl behaved when I told her I am a teacher. She later started forming love and wife when she discovered the school and the day she saw my salary and allowances alert. She started begging to visit me at home, and refused to go home when I finally agreed even though I told her she won't sleep over.

I done laugh tire when she started calling me baby and telling me how my salary is over 4 times her own. This was somebody forming classy babe for me.

czarr:
Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called [b]plausible deniability [/b]look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

ravensckar:
There's no harm in all these unless the guy is someone who can't control his third leg. I once had a female friend who regularly comes to my house, cooks for me, keeps me company, etc. We were so close that we even slept on the same bed on several occasions and never for once did I trespass. In fact, she was more than a girlfriend to me. Everyone kept warning me that we'd end up straffing each other but I knew that wouldn't happen. Why? I'm someone who'd rather die than lose his integrity and reputation.

My point is that some ladies are so comfortable with their male friends that they don't harbour any sinister objective. The onus now lies on the guy to remain trustworthy and look beyond 5 minutes of straffing. We both benefitted immensely from that friendship much more than the pleasure that we would have had straffing each other.

We maintained that friendship until I got married and had two kids. Even my wife likes her a lot. They became a friends; both of them usually behave like sisters. What separated us? Ideological sh*t. She became a feminist and started acting all bitchy. After speaking to her severally about it without any progress, I just let her be and moved on. #No_Time#


PS- She's also an active nairalander, hence, I know she'll all read this.

Kvvngkhalifa202:
Always men dying because of olosho


Abi you don ever hear say man die for
e matrimonial bed with wife because of sexual enhancement drugs

-Men Stop cheating

barinedan:
People are dying because they have refused to learn from the mistakes of others, if you check well that man may have a beautiful wife at home

Aydot351:
I have and will never ever use enhancement for sex, I exercise regularly and I'm naturally fit so why will i use drugs again. Nah waste of money honestly