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sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]I dont know why. But a very quick way to find out is to ask her again. If she says no, rush out of the office, stop an okada, and ask the rider to rush you to the 3rd mainland bridge. When you get there, pull off your clothes, and jump off from the bridge! Pls dont forget diving in head first always gives the desired results. . .
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killz am interested in knowing what makes this bridge so famous that ppl keep quoting it as a last resort.
Am not discombobulated.Just asking.

Now u boyloaf made me check up what fertility entails again from wikipedia.

Infertility primarily refers to the biological inability of a person to contribute to conception. Infertility may also refer to the state of a woman who is unable to carry a pregnancy to full term. There are many biological causes of infertility, some which may be bypassed with medical intervention

if you Be Intimate b4 marriage and use protection will that prove her fertility? nope.
If she gets pregnant and is unable to carry baby to full term is she fertile? mmh ' wikipedia calls  her infertile.
what if the cause of infertility is bypassed by medical tests?

why am I even asking many questions?

Its cause I am wondering if you will break a solid and perfect relationship where youv invested your emotions,love and money because tests proved shes infertile.
I know many guys will. But very few wont. remedies and options are there.

Boyloaf:
this is nt a matter of being a baby manufacturin machine or not, frankly speakin, if my fiancee refuses to go wit me for fertility test, my BP go start to rise oh!

'if' am a guy I must have a justifiable reason. some questions to worry about like,

1. Where did I pick her? on the street?
2. Has she carried out abortions b4?
3. We must have dated long enough to call each other fiance. If she's honest enough she will tell me the truth about her past engagements.
That should rule out fear/doubt and mistrust. get to know each other well.
4.Then have u considered my last option. she could turn out fertile but still miscarriage or lose baby during or after birth.
If you love and marry her cz of her ability to give birth only, you will leave her in the maternity ward mourning your baby while you go searching for another 'fertile lady'

did u say fertility test? lol cant stop laughing. I imagine us walking hand in hand to the clinic to go test if am fertile? why do I find that funny?
Guess its cz I dont consider myself  a baby manufacturing machine but potential wife. several options abound if natural causes prevent me from conceiving.
ok  what if tests prove am fertile (my reproductive system in perfect condition) but i lose baby during or after birth? will u still stay?
no I doubt I will do it cz I believe marriage is not babies. Its a world.
and to even think why one would want me to do it? where did u pick me up? what have I been doing before? those matter.

jeez ^^ stop seeing too much
who chose those bad coloured undergarments for them?

the last bit is funny dude
but my advise is,your parents affairs is non of your biz. Unless her life is in danger,just be the son and build your life.
I am sure they would hate to involve you in that mess.

lovelydoll:
heres your 100% bad girl dream ,she fights,she,fcuks,and disrespects her elders woooooohhhhh and she don't give a dam what you think lmao


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Ad rather be dead than have daughters like this. I think the devil is even better and easier to live with.
madness

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=804409.msg9568745#msg9568745 date=1321443095]You read all of that?

The room started spinning on the first vowel. [/quote]I always try to read through but this one got me spinning after the first paragraph

Gbyte:
Ask My GF out and I'd do the same

Hi everyone, I had to share this with everyone here  so that we understand how ladies feel at times, (I am representing names of the charecters here as: Mr G(myself), the lady I share sit with is Ms T, her boyfriend is Mr F and my girlfriend then is Ms C) there is this lady in my class Ms T,we were course mates, her boyfriend is also my course mate Mr F, and in the same class at that, I and Ms T share the same sit, I have a girlfriend in the next class Ms C, Mr F was aware that I was dating Ms C as at that time but Mr F still went on to ask my GF out,

I swear am totaly lost!!! This is torture poster.ok try false names like lola and nkechi.

stoves blow up on people's faces while cooking,some jealous person can pour hot water on ur pretty face if shes jealous of ur hubby,
chemicals mess up people's faces, anything could happen to ur face.
so dont dig why she got scalded.just assume she dd.

^^ What is all this yahoo mail for an international school? who in his right senses uses yahoo to send cv's to a yahoo company?
No name no website? Its just Yahoo International School??(YIS). Puuliz.

@Op. define how bad it is.You know we all have a small degree of lunacy in us.

Flashaldrin:
I'm trying to figure out what love is all about.

love is sacrificial,humble,kind and many other things.

Flashaldrin:
would you still love your date/gf/bf/spouse if his/her face gets scalded?
Will the love get diminished or increased??

No you won't love her if you got married to her/his face
Yes the love will get diminished if the face you fell in love with is scarred and u keep seeing it every single day of ur life.
Not a pretty site.

Always ask urslf what you love in the person and why.

good. then advice the op accordingly.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Chei! You don put fear for im body na. . .[/size][/color]

Really? not my intention though just baring out facts.Am seeing her not as a one month preggie gal but 3 months and above with changes happening in her body. That tiny waist disappears, some bloom,some get emotional,some eat houses,others love funny smells,others hate men,others lose their hair while others gain,some eat nonstop and start spitting and throwing up anyhow and anywhere anywhere.
Get ready for all these killz. .
A mature guy can take in all this. I hope op is. He shouldnt commit then dump her at 4 months or 6. Not fair.
I always say,dont start what you cannot finish.

Wait till her belly starts protruding then reality will sink in. You will realise that's a real baby inside her tummy that deserves proper care,upbringing and love.
When her hormones start fluctuating,I hope you are mature enough to stand by her side. When morning sickness sets in be sure you are there for her.
She's kinda delicate right no cz a baby is being formed and from my understanding the first 3 months are the most critical cz body organs are being formed.
So dont stress her lest she miscarriages. Give her a shoulder to lean on. But ask urself this, what if the friendship progresses then your shoulder and her head refuse to part ways?see the more time we spend with a friend the more a bond or connection is formed.will u be there after birth? I have a feeling she will eventually fall in love with u. How mature are you to handle a pregnant woman?
Am not scaring you just telling you what lies ahead so that you dont walk into things blindly.
But also remember that pregnancy is not a disease.

when ready op.
my reason being,there are very many people in lonely relationships. dating/engaged/married but lonely.
That should tell u that a partner wont cure your loneliness if he/she isn't ur friend.
love comes with responsibilities/sacrifices (my opinion) and if you aren't ready for responsibilities then you are not ready to love.

this your mum lol. thats extreme. but please dont marry out of pressure. marry cz you choose to.

that I know very well cz what you do/say here is crazy for normal living. good.

Nayah:
You've abandonned me sweet sister Pendo

Nope dear, I knew your diary was full. still waiting for notification of wedding bells. The one way ticket? did he show?

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=803296.msg9563725#msg9563725 date=1321376449]My gurl - shes carribean [/quote]Thought latino but good choice. i see u got taste.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayah mzuri sana.oooh. wheres the thread?ooh

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=803296.msg9563551#msg9563551 date=1321375266]^ I wish she was 24 [/quote]You can wait for her to grow.I can notify him there's a potential suitor.But that your girl is very pretty. (if shes urs ie and not your sis)

^^ wow ur girl is called keisha? must say its a sweet name. My very best friend there in UK has a pretty daughter called keisha.
But dont panic she's only 4.

you v received a lot of responses and I believe you can work with that.
I would like to encourage you however with this.
Some things happen in our lives for a purpose.Dont mind the 4 years. look at what God spared you from by her action. Years of unfaithfulness, deceit and turmoil.
The pain of betrayal you feel now is just a phase .With time you will heal.Sorround yourselves with positive friends,family,keep busy in career,hobbies and soon you will meet new friends.
You say she could come again? Tell her you need to be left alone and ask her not to bother you till you are sure you have healed. change you locks if shes got spare keys to ur apartment.You just never know with some girls.
Girls play psychological games.Allowing her back now is risky. 1. she could come revenging or 2. She could melt you again with her tears.
Be tough cz this is your life and its u to build it. Dont say you wasted 4 years. You have learnt a lot in the process and now you are wiser than before.
The 4 years was a period of learning.

Always look at the bright side of life

CQuarks:
Dear NLers,what do we do to save this world from SEX,Kitty,JOYSTICK,and things like that.

 are u a saviour?
Even JC didnt save the world from those things u mentioned cz he understands how useful they are to humans.He created them!
Its the abuse and misuse of everything under earth by humans that causes problems.
But live with this knowledge.You will never rid the earth of any evil cz you are not the saviour.
Just preach what is right and leave the rest to God. Oh and, sex will not end the world.
What people did in the days of old was worse compared to what people do now.
Amen.

You made it even worse!!
think again

I see a generator too.
lmao @ the eating girl.

What do you mean who should handle money first?
Cant you see how ackward that sounds? Maybe you should have asked who should be responsible for making financial decisions.

You can't force a marriage.If you dont love her leave her. She will find somebody to love her and so shall you.
Why waste life living a sorrowful life just to please your parents? oh there was a story here of this dude lamenting about his pathetic marriage cz he married according to his parents wishes.
Child wont die,girl wont die.Ask for forgiveness and look for ur love

^ what is right on now ??  . Don't just post if you have nothing to say. Its not a thread making competition for christs sake.
Read and move on.That is why I call them updates. I dont want a thread full of rubbish.