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PresidObi:
Peter Obi is really tormenting these people with achievements after achievements

Reno is panicked and fighting for his daily bread, and losing very well.

We all will vote for Peter Obi, whether Reno faints inside his vomit.

Obi is coming

Who is "We" ? Speak for yourself Oga Ade!

seanwilliam:
If I were you , I will talk. Doesn’t matter wether my brother is ok with it or not , but I will register my opinion instantly and she must tell me the reason she had to do that. If it’s reasonable enough , I’ll let it slide… and tbh, I doubt if any of my brothers’ wives can do this in my presence . I’m not bragging .

I get bad mouth and I don’t think any of them will try to tackle me, I rarely visit anyone , but if I visit them once , respect too much ( dem fit Dey fake am, I no care ).

All these signs are always there but your brother is blinded by love ..
Most of these girls possess that character , na u no go gree,
I remembered the day I went out with my girl to super market, we just started dating, we bought stuff and I paid, was pressing my phone and she wanted to hand over one of the bags to me to hold , I told her to put it on my head. Everyone was laughing and she felt embarrassed. I was praying she would bring up the matter again when we reach house, wetin she Fõr hear that day . If you no fit carry am drop am for ground! When no be something wey heavy.. even if it’s heavy, na me supposed tell you to bring am no be you go tell me.. Rubbish!




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Well thank God for the people in your life. You will come to my house, then come and lawyer me over how my husband and I treat each other, then that day would be your last in MY house.

Two becomes one, that's what the Bible says. You are not part of that arrangement so get the hell out! What impudence!

Lilydore:
Spits.. We Yorubas are a big disgrace to this country

It's a pity.

You are a disgrace to your family for thinking like this. I'm Yoruba and I'm not a disgrace to my country.

MrAndre07:
Even at that, you would have the tendency to still transfer aggressions to other people unrelated to arsenal woes.
Instead of being in a team that mostly play on your femininely fragile emotional faculty. Why no consider the better team as the red devils.
Don't be scared of the name. It is just a pseudonym that does the opposite of its name. It brings glad tidings.

Well don't preach Man U to me. Chelsea and Man U are my most hated clubs.
Even when I join solidarity for other clubs like City or Liverpool, I care Nada what happens to Chelsea or Man U. Wrong person to preach to, sorry.

MrAndre07:
A girl like you would be a hell to date. Your mood would swing more than a wall clock.
And you would be mostly angry, and might even transfer the vexation you get from your unstable team to other, especially the man you are dating. That is the first victim of most girls' angst.

I don't date. I'm not a girl, I'm a woman in sitting comfortably in my husband's house.

Snapchat:
Ok, Mr Arsenal.

I'm female please. Don't like to be addressed inappropriately.

Snapchat:
I bet he was an Arsenal fan lol. I been wan run then too when Arsenal dey mess up then.

Fake Arsenal fans! We should send people like you away.

For me, even if Arsenal gets relegated, we go together!

Massiveglory:
Urchins thinking of how to link this to Peter obi.

Well, maybe after you.

Corridon:
Spoken like the president in waiting that he is. Nigerians behold your incoming president who speaks the truth as it is and not others who tells lies to get our votes so that they can have unhindered access to our national purse. This is our opportunity to make Nigeria work again. A vote for Peter Obi is a vote for our prosperity. Peter Obi is the undisputed choice of Nigerians. We can't afford to miss this golden opportunity.

Come and use my hand to press obi na, Ewu!

This thing has been from time immemorial.

A colleague at work was gisting me a few hours ago about her mum. The mum was to marry an educated, upwardly mobile young man then when she made a U-turn suddenly to settle for colleague's father, a rich and well connected, not so educated man. Colleague said she questioned the mum why she didn't marry the man she saw in the picture. She was convinced he would have made a better husband for her.

Women and money Ehn!

MNDY:
From the way they told you that they like what is happening in the east and love how they are killing themselves, you are supposed to understand that they are seriously pained. The Hausa's and Yoruba's have been in charge of this country and have pushed Igbo's aside for so long now. If something similar is done to you as an individual, I know you will not be happy and you will react too.

Tinubu started urchinery and he is a grand patron of it. Oluomo is his commander in that regard. And as the person in charge of it and the main overseer of Yoruba affairs without challenge, he cannot and will never tackle it, infact there are benefits seen in it. The rubbish is not like that in any other part of this country or in the world sef the way it operates in Lagos and SW. To the point that Yoruba's even now see it as a normal thing. Southwest (Lagos) is not very safe with urchins everywhere. I am living in Lagos so I know what I am saying. You are not sympathetic with Igbo's if you think they deserve what is happening because they are killing themselves. Their predicament is just a good intention that turned into something bad affected by extremism.

Well, suit yourself. I have no more words for you.

Yaba, Ebute Meta. Both locations are central with easy access in and out to anywhere in Lagos.

FreeSpirited:
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Abeg... enough of blaming men for their immoral behavior.... everyone is responsible for his or her own choices
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Why did God give them freewill? Are they not a human being with free agent?....abeg.

Of course there's freewill.

But fear some men, you enter hole, they enter with you. One idiot has changed his number for about seven times just to keep in touch cause I keep blocking him. I had to use the police to finally make him stop.

Banging body doesn't equate to prostitution. It's a wrong notion to have.

MNDY:
Hello. Two wrongs don't make a right. What is happening in the east is worrisome, so is the urchinery in the west. I am not an Ibo for your information, you can disbelieve it if you like. Urchins are everywhere in the west.

Prominent names in urchinery and even small boys growing up aspiring to become urchins. Criminality, notoriety everywhere in Lagos and other places in the west established by the pioneer urchin himself Tinubu.

Ibos initially wanted to cut off and be their own due to the discrimination they have faced in this country for far too long. Whatever that goal has turned into now is a question of extremism. I pity them to be very honest. As for Tinubu and his Lagos urchins and what he established in the west with it, he has successfully normalized what is abnormal and it's very annoying!

What is more annoying is the inability of other Yoruba's to rise and call him out and earnestly plot his downfall and eliminate the rubbish norms he has established. He has made himself untouchable and a god over Yoruba's. I'm glad some people are coming out to challenge him now. His wrong presidential ambition will be what will end his reign finally.

As regards the killings in the east, I am more worried than you. These killings started a while back. I started noticing last year, and it kept on. There was a military couple whose pre-wedding pictures were posted here, we all laughed about it. Then I was so devastated few months after to learn that they were brutally murdered. It felt like I knew them. The irk is these killings are underreported, Nigerian press has been hush-hush about it.

Talking about marginalisation, the Ibos are not the only ones marginalized. All the top positions that matter, no be Hausas full all those places? Then, nobody will put anything on anyone's lap on a platter of gold, that is what the Ibos are waiting for. In Nigeria, it's not gonna happen. The way they have been playing their politics, if they're not careful, they will remain marginalized! So, it is 100% their fault. As far as I am concerned, any Nigerian can aspire to be the president once the people will ultimately decide who they want.

As per urchins, don't be biased. Infact I thought not to respond before. Argue with me with an open mind. Urchins are everywhere in Nigeria. Tinubu doesn't even know their father! Yet they chose of their own volition to be vagabonds. Why put that blame on somebody's table? Do they have parents or they dropped from the sky? If the family system, by one reason or the other failed, then it means mama and papa are not responsible NOT Tinubu. Why are you not a street urchin as lucrative as you think it is? We all grew up under the influence of Tinubu. He's been around for some time now. The NADECO period that he was a frontrunner of, I was in primary school, why are you not an urchin?

As for the Ifeanyi Ubah's convoy attack, there's a reason behind my response. No one should be happy at another's misfortune. Recently on fb, I stumbled on the video of an old woman crying. She was saying things in Igbo, all we heard was 14 boys, 14 boys! From the comments, it appeared they were killed after they attended a wedding, all these extra judicial killings. Then I also commented out of genuine concern that this is getting too much, that the igbos should leave Tinubu matter for a while and look for ways to solve this urgent issue of Ibos killing Ibos. I made an appeal to their elder statesmen to solve the killings. I was genuinely concerned as a human with blood in my veins. The comments afterwards was surprising. They said they are fine with the killings, that I should go and mind the killings in Owo, that so so and so will happen to me and Tinubu. Only a few of them were reasonable.

Now you can see where my response to Ubah's convoy attack is coming from.
Whether they killed in Owo or not, Southwest Nigeria is still more livable than any other region here. I'm unapologetic about my response, they deserve what they're getting! Is it the Hausas killing them? No! Is it the Yorubas killing them? No!

BABANGBALI:
get out, what do you know when it comes to English grammar?

O saaro Monday.

Melonny:
Elelesinrin, lol... I haven't heard that word in years. Are you from Ekiti?

No o, I'm from Kogi State.

Seankhalifa:
u are a sadist for ben happy people are dieing....

Awww! Did you see any laugh emoji in my comment?

Olorun gbawa l'owo ogun adunrunmo o!

Now your comment is funny and I will laugh

An attack on Ifeanyi Ubah's convoy? Wow! O ma se o!

Since Tinubu and more recently, his street urchins, are now omnipresent, it must be them.
They must have traveled from Idumota to go wreck havoc in Anambra.

Awon elelesinrin!

gaby:
She spoke our language here too...


https://www.nairaland.com/7326341/throwback-igbomen-suck-dry-not#116545129


What a rare gem and natural talent.

She had it all to go far and beyond where she currently is at but she just might have messed all of it up....

Kai

Na we humans dey set ourselves up for failure by ourselves most of the time...

She went about it the absolute wrong way...

This right here is the quality and cv for a UN secretary-general position but she successfully threw all of that out the window...

Leave her. Sebi her kinsmen here are hailing her, somebody they can't help when the cookies crumble. How many times has Emeka Anyaoku taken pictures with the queen? No be Biafra like her. Some people be reasoning like ants and cockroaches. Infact I promise I won't engage myself in any argument with any 'land of the rising sun' people. Many of them are not capable of holding an intelligible conversation.

datola:
It's hard to find qualified and trusted employee in the present day Nigeria.

If you find one, appreciate and treat them well.

True that.

Back then in 2012 or so, I got a month job to coach a young man, probably in his teens, just to brush his English before he returns to school - Loyola Jesuit in Abuja.

The pay was good but the timing wasn't very palatable. I need to start class by 8:00am and leave by 10:00am, to report at my own office. I lived on the mainland, Yaba and the woman with her son live in VI. The house is a community on its own. You know those houses that spread over plots of land. A mansion with all the trappings of opulence and all.

On my last day with the boy, the woman thanked me and told me that despite having to leave early and make it to her house before 8, that I never defaulted one day. That somehow, I have rekindled her hope that Nigeria could be better if a young lady could be this dedicated. I thanked her and was leaving when she called me back that she has an offer for me.

She has a little after school center for kids that she manages. She wants me to take over the management. She offered an amount as salary. That amount was almost 3 times my salary but I declined. With people like that there's no job security. She may wake up one day and decide she's overwhelmed by Nigeria and say she's relocating. What then becomes of poor me?

To cut the long story short, up till tomorrow, I still have a relationship with the woman. She never forgets my birthdays, and like I predicted, she's resident out of Nigeria now.

LikeAking:
We are in a world wia people judge a book by cover.


U try.

U fit employ me?

Even if you won't pay me.. Let me just ans employed.

Pls!

Deep!

I pray God grant you your heart's desires. You won't just answer employed but you will be gainfully employed.

JBoss25:
You guys think Lagos is heaven abi, una never see anything yet

Whoever is planning or wishing evil for Lagos State and its 4 corners,
Whatever group or association speaking and designing ill luck for Lagos,
We say back to sender in the power that is in the blood of the lamb
No enchantment, no divination, no conjuration fashioned against Lagos will prosper
Your evil will come back to you,
Your invocation will follow you everywhere you go like MTN

What am I even saying?.....

Ogun, Sanponna, Sango, awon Iya arogba aso ma bale, will descend on you, Won a fi e lakalaka, Won a se e bi ose se n se oju!
Ase gun Po Po Po!
Radarada!

BABANGBALI:
get out, what do you know when it comes to English grammar?

I know it's beyond you but get an expert who's adept at English Grammar, let him check all my posts here and feed you back about my antecedents.

You should get lost forever!

BABANGBALI:
What did he did to them now?

Gargantuan Gaga, English haff died!

Miravik900:
I want to break her heart so badly I'm planning on impregnating her and denying the pregnancy I just want to see her cry with pain

Murasi!

MyExpression:
All the chasing plus the sex, are all part of the getting-to-know-you process.

Don't get carried away.

He left coz he probably thinks you're not whom he had pictured you to be.
The only way to find out was by getting close.

Forever is a very long time to be unhappy.

He left early coz he doesn't want you to start catching deep feelings.
The earlier, the better...no need to waste your time.

You're very apt, you know?

LutherSanchez:
No need calling him names. Na sarcasm him use

Exactly! He's not dumb. I don't know why sarcasm get lost on people.

The OP, Chioma4eva, should go work on herself. I agree that many men these days lack vision and purpose but there are still a handful who know what they want and go for it. They'll nurture it, tend to it until it yields the desired fruit. Chioma4eva, what kinda men do you attract to yourself?
Everyone I have dated wanted more, they don't ever want it to end. They want marriage! It's on my terms all the time. However, not all relationships can lead to marriage no matter how fantastic both partners are. There are instances you just have to forego. Know what you want and go for it. Good people are hard to come by doesn't mean there are no more good people.

It's a no no for me! Infact if the top isn't long enough to cover that part, then I ain't wearing it. Some of us don't need to flip our top up before it can be seen. O Po!

Odewaleadesoye:
Man U fans said that they didn't win tonight because of the late queen.

Rest in Peace Queen Elizabeth II

Balderdash! Are they closer to Queen more than the Gunners? We won despite our grief.

DonroxyII:
You are truly Experienced and Matured:

Thank you.

Well some of those things are red flags take it or leave it.

These days, both partners work. To eat out is a choice depending on your preference. I agree it's more economical to cook and eat at home but there are times it's not convenient to do that. A woman won't kill herself on those few instances, besides to do something different spices up the relationship.

Why would anyone misspell or mispronounce people's names? It's careless, impolite and insensitive to do that. Infact I won't take this from anyone.

I don't know since when it became a crime to wash with the washing machine. Neither is it a crime for a man to cook or do house chores. The woman is a help mate not a slave.

When a man sees nothing wrong with cheating, rape, or assault and battery of a woman and calls them flimsy or trivial, you should run. They're bogus RED flags!