₦airaland Forum

Please o, who go come be man for the two of una? Abi na do me I do you kinda thing?

Just curious

sotall:


Who dash Emilokan 38% for Edo?

Don't just sit behind your keyboard and assume. Somebody did a research!

You want Obi as president, elections are not won online. Which study have you conducted that made you opine that Tinubu doesn't own Edo 38%?

In Buhari's voice, LNY.

Silentgroper:
D popular saying beauty is in d eze of d beholder comes into play here..

Yes it is. Don't you wish your partner is fine as mine.

prepre12:
I use to believe that there are men who won’t cheat on their women but now I wonder if they are really out there anymore. One can be hardworking, have your own money, not be demanding and support you man all through the way but at the end they will still cheat and hit you for finding out. You try to be godly. But you don’t get godly men in return

Yes, there are. I know one, my husband. God bless him always.

Your number or contact?

wasiudvd:
This is good.

This ain't good. Vawulence loading.

If Sanwoolu is wise, he should stop the two groups or make them opt for different venues or time. We don't want another bloodshed. Some of the followers on both sides will be overzealous and misbehave.

#Lagosforpeace

Omahleigh:
I don't agree with this. How do you just wake up and start destroying what the community put in place for protection of lives? Are you normal??

Did the community go it the right way? Nigerian government, at least, Lasgidi, will never approve this kinda Mount Kilimanjaro on a road and tag it bump.
Fine, vehicles might have been over speeding and might have caused a few mishaps here and there, making the community resolve to build that thing, but it is wrong! They should have made a case with the local government and let them take it up from there.

The road to my school was riddled with potholes before so there was no way vehicles could speed pass. Later, government repaired the road. The implication is vehicles pass at top speed which ain't good for school children. We reported at the LG, they assessed the road and gave us 3 bumps, one before the school gate, one by the school gate and another one after. They marked the road and even gave road sign posts of school children blablabla.

We should always learn to do things the right way not the agbero approach all the time.

Exkandayee:
I know he got Small Dick that's why he's chasing you, having cute face with 2inches like your so called hubby, he's still ugly

How do you know? Have you been in the other room with us. Say you assume, that's a more appropriate word to avoid landing yourself in trouble. Learn from the journalists or lawyers, ok?

BadRadio:
only one man, having features of Micheal Jackson, Bob marley and Vampire...which type of lie is that?

Yes only one man. Some people are gifted! Seeing is believing. But unfortunately you aren't my friend or associate you woulda been privileged to behold such beauty in a man. When I say he is, he is.

PimpasParadise:
Abeg o.

E get wetin dey worry me. My babe wey I just get 2weeks ago dey complain about my deeq. Thing dey worry me cos girls bin dey talk sey dey prefer my kind of preeq. Altho I no go tell una my type, I just want make una give judgement wey no get ojoro.

Ladies!!! I hail una. Abeg make una talk the one wey una prefer fess. Untop my kind preeq wey I get,I still get money join o. No capping. I no know why she dey form sey she no like am. No be say I dey brag o. Una well-done.

So Putin no get prick? Wonders shall never end!

I couldn't agree less with number 9. That sums all of our lives activities up.

If everybody realizes we take nothing out of here, then we'd know there's absolutely NO reason to build 10 houses when your friend or neighbor has none.

They'd realize that what in heaven's name do you need 5 cars for.

We'd know we don't need stacks and stacks of money in Eveready Bank Accounts.

We'd not keep a retinue of slaves around and have them help us fart or sneeze just because we seem more privileged.

We wouldn't breathe down over other people because we see them as lesser humans.

All of us are guilty.

When you remember the day they'd call your name and you wouldn't be able to answer, you'd fear the one who gives life and takes it at will.

Thank you.

Ok, let me answer on behalf of my husband, he is a handsome man by every standard, he has Micheal Jackson kind of facial features, 6 ft plus and slim (not skinny) and a bit fair in complexion, in fact my friends call him Bob Marley cause he doesn't look like us here. He doesn't age too, he's like a vampire, so you can imagine that kind of comeliness.

But I no dey send am! I no send his handsomeness. He does all the hard work a man does over a lady, he did serious wooing, apologises and does persuasions with extra sugar coated mouth. I can't cope with someone that will "Lord it over me" forever. Thank you.

NaijaRoyalty:
So it's Kogi people that attacked owo church

So unfortunate

May the dead continue to rest in the bossom of God almighty

If they arrest Chukwuemeka in Bangkok for peddling drugs, automatically, he's from Thailand abi?

Receive sense! Pity,I no get that meme.

Dogs are special animals. My uncle brought Jerry as a puppy. We played together a lot and few weeks later, I had to travel back to school. For many months, I was away and as I planned to return home, I was scared that this puppy will be soooo grown and wouldn't recognize me anymore, maybe it will even want to attack me. All these were my thoughts. When I got home eventually, everybody was happy to see me, I was happy the dog wasn't in sight, I was really concerned for it not to bite me. From nowhere, it came out. On seeing me, it jumped to the level of my face, I thought it was an attack. It wasn't. Jerry was so excited to see me. It jumped up and down, jumped on me, we hit the ground together, wagging its tail. The excitement was electric. We hugged. Then I wondered, I've only known it for a few weeks, maybe two or three. How faithful! How committed to our friendship!

Jerry made me know that animals and man can commune intelligibly. The night a car ran over one of it's puppies, I heard its whimperings, came out to look and wanna go back inside cause I was all sleepy but the strange sound it was making made me know it's trying to tell me something. Every of its actions showed that it wants me to follow. In short, Jerry led me to where the dead puppy was on the road. I looked at the puppy and told Jerry "Your baby is dead." Do you know the sound changed? Yes, from whimpering to gnarling. Infact, I couldn't handle it anymore, I had to go call my kid brother who eventually buried the puppy.

It's ok to be emotional when you have lost a dear one, be it animal or human. Dogs, in particular, make the best of friends.

Nyascobar1414:
Nigerian women are not romantic,sometimes the woman should pay the bills, house rents and school fees.
That will Increase the bond..

Yes, we do it too, I do it at times. That's not being romantic. It's giving a helping hand.

zedegit:
So Ned Nwoko, 70 years old man should go and cook for Regina Daniel because he wants to be romantic abi?

You must have filled your head with Mills and Boon novels.

Oya wake up.

It's the responsibility of the woman to cook. Better discuss this with your fiance before marriage because I left a girl when she told me I would be cooking for her on certain days like weekend.

Men, don't start what you can't finish.

Nigerian men are zero romantically. Yes, it's the woman who cooks for the family but there are days the man too should offer to cook. On some days, my husband tells me not to lift a finger, he'd do the cooking. He's a great cook. Things like that strengthen your bond. There's nothing I can't do for him and there's no length he can't go for me too. To cook for your wife doesn't make you less of a man. It doesn't reduce you in any way.

Ninisun:
If he's a good pounder, you'll always look forward to having it every day.

Which kain look forward to, na food? Even if he's a good pounder, you will allow one man to pound your life away? My oga knew before we married that I no too do for bed. Just to keep body and soul together, it's ok. Everyman for Nairaland dey form high libido, even the ones wey their prick no reach pencil. Mtcheeew, Over syllabus of anything is not good, biko!

webincomeplus:
Fools are never satisfied. The same Arsenal lost their first 3 matches last season, y'all taunted them. This time, they got a hard-fought victory in their first match, you've started talking trash again. Why not just rest and leave Arsenal alone?

For where? They won't just mind their business. Maybe you have not noticed that they make a lot of noise whether we win or lose more than they'd make if the same incident happened to another club. Haters will always hate!

Me and my bf now hubby used to talk way way into the night. I don't joke with my sleep now, hubby knows it too. He often jokes that I have a talent in sleeping, how I used to stay up then I dunno.

I don't need any other side of the story to see that this man is evil. You ended a relationship two months after she became pregnant with the twins. Those of you waiting for part 2, Do you think carrying a pregnancy to term is easy? There are good days, bad days and really bad days. She coped on her own, all the medical expenses, she bore it alone. All the emotionally down moments, no succour from him. Me, he won't touch my kids by a metre long pole, God knows he won't.

Has he forgotten that he rejected the pregnancy? In my despair and confusion, I could've aborted it and there won't be a baby, much more babies to come back to. The girl is a fool, he won't even near my house. He won't dare. I will repel him with every muscle and sweat I've got. He wants to reap where he didn't sow. Ko jo!
Moreso, Nigerian constitution doesn't support giving custody of underaged children to the man. She has a good case. Let her use the courts to seek redress. Kidnapper oshi!

Axis313:
Bigot,public schools are for all faith,and one faith can not deem it fit to lord it over the other,and their workers are being paid out of taxes being by both Muslims and Christians.
So far as they are not privately owned schools and are being paid for by the government,Miss extremist,you got no case.

Did you say "Lord it over"?

Christians don't compel people to do things. Salvation is for whoever wants not by compulsion or coercion, rather we persuade. Your religion is the one that is forceful, they want everyone to be the way they are. Why is Bokoharam bombing everywhere? They want everyone to align with their beliefs.

The public schools are originally mission schools. I attended one of them, Wesley Girls' owned by the Methodist Church, and regardless, there was Christian assembly, and there was Muslim assembly. You are free to join any of the assemblies. Can your Ansarudeen tolerate that? We are the accommodating ones because we believe it is in love that you convince or persuade somebody to be in tandem with you NOT by force.
Without the Bokoharam, El Shabab, ISIS, Al Qaeda, the world will be a much more safer and better place to live in.

Back in the days... I know that I have a sharp mouth and I try to caution myself. I will tell you politely that I'm not interested. If you like yourself, you better respect yourself and just jejely walk away if not.... Then, I don't know why it's big men that are really older than me that normally come, boys too dey follow o, but more of those buodas who were 9,10,12 years older as in they were in university then, me I still dey secondary school. I talk to them anyhow o, wetin concern me!

One nearly cried one day (Buoda Jide) but after that day, wetin I do for am Ehn, he never spoke to me again. He was rounding off his university program then, he was already an accomplished author, we were using one of his books in school then, yet he'll be chasing me upandan. He said he wanted to marry me. Secondary School girl, marriage? Rubbish!

More recently if you have my number by chance and you begin to disturb me even after knowing I am married, I pick your call and allow your credit to run, when you are tired, you cut the call. I block people too. I block you everywhere!

Axis313:
You can hear yourself,your assumption shows how shallow you people's knowledge is.
First of all you said your Christianity is civilized from time immemorial,is it the same Christianity that burn heretics at stake,or the one that the kings and popes of Europe used as weapon and tool for political purposes.Your Christianity that have a very dark past in causing genocide and crime against humanity against the native Red Indians in the current USA,or the one they used to advance the same genocide on the Maoris in New Zealand and to suppress the aboriginals in Australia,is it not the same Christianity?Abeg get out jor,na the same you wan repackage for us now,Nonsense.

You are also asking me how many public based Islamic schools do I see?,this your question also buttress my assumptions on how shallow minded you guys are,and I am sure you have been living in a hole all this while or you just choose to be ignorant of what is happening around you.Ansar Udeen,Nawaru deen are among the Islamic faith based public schools in the south west.
If you are ignorant,its better you shut your trap.

There are Muslim public schools abi? And there are Christian public schools too, fine. On ratio what to what? Let all your Muslim children go to only the Deen schools now and leave the Christian schools alone!

Fighting, Terrorism is your default setting, nonsense Usman Dan Fodio descendants. Go and face your Jihadism, that's the only thing you know.
Azeez, Te se wu lo, le ma te bo!

Axis313:
Muric is very very right,the subtle ways those bigots used in forcing their Christianity on us when we are in the primary school,they always forced us Muslim students to do the useless clapping when they are doing praise worship or whatever on the assembly every morning,if you no clap na cane you go chop.But then,nobody complain.
Thank God today,majority of us have seen the light and see through their evil plot.
Those Muslim students should endure whatever they are going through in the hands of their Christian teachers and examiners,it's just a little time.
I am very sure if reverse is the case,we no go hear word again,all our so called national newspapers will be up in arms accusing Tinubu of trying to Islamize Lagos state and south west,and the CAN won't be left out,those ones will be yammering incoherently,but as the case is right now,we no go hear anything,they don turn deaf and dumb.



MODIFIED
For those quoting me negatively,I know you are very pained,but i don't have any sorry to give anybody,the truth is very bitter.
I am a Muslim and I am a Yoruba and am very proud of it,and it is my duty and obligation to demand for the right of fellow Muslims,I knew what we went through in the hands of those Christian teachers in public schools when we are growing up,forcing us to read bible and so on.
I already knew from the beginning that there are sinister moves by the Christian hierarchy against Southwest Muslims,in all public institutions,state ministries before resumptions in the morning,you will be forced to do morning devotion,if not they will blacklist you.

You should be reminded or schooled about the genesis of "those public schools". They were mostly missionary schools. The Christian religion has been civilized from time immemorial. They thought of education while your religion could only think of Jihad, hence the establishment of schools as part of their mission work. Now, the government mindlessly acquired those schools they never established and they became "public schools" But before this, the schools had their traditions, which of course were embedded in Christianity, before forceful acquisition by the government. That they do assembly the christian way is no crime, after all the real owners are christians! How many public Islamic based schools do you see?

You will not come to my house as a guest and tell me how to run my house. If it's too hot for you to stay, then gerraut!

MUMURIC or whatever is an alarmist. Always in the news for the wrong reasons. Mtcheeeeew!

Michelle70:
infrared phones are new phones, what we have here has no infrared

Well it was my first and it was long ago too. This should be around 2002 or thereabout.

My first phone was a silver Samsung flip phone with an antenna. I rocked it with its infrared then and the blinking blue light visible in the evening.

Splitmind:
Fool why celebrate being in a foreign land away from your country Nigeria? Those celebrations will turn to tears soon Isha-Allah.

You, and the people liking and sharing your post, are enemies of progress. E ni sa nkan to da je!

The man in the picture, I join you to thank God for escaping this prison. You will be successful over there, you will impact your family positively. Your corpse will not be sent home and as many as are looking for this kind of favour from God, it will come in no time in Jesus name.

I know some Muslims, they're just a handful who are good. But this particular one and a great deal of others are terrorists or their apologists. Radarada!

Zonefree:
The first time you're quoting me without insults or cuss words. Impressive

Hmmn! I am me.

Whether I respond with insults depends on what you typed. Isoronigbesi!

omoredia:
Too old for the job

Of all reasons to disqualify a presidential aspirant, you chose age. You better have another think coming.

Vintage old wine sure tastes better always.

As for Reno, let him continue to run his mouth like diarrhea, he will soon run mad!

Zonefree:
As a man, having more than one bank account or multiple sim cards is ordained by God and approved by human law.

Sarah, Mother of all Nations commanded Abraham, Father of all Nations to cultivate on Hagar's farmland.

It's nothing.

This isn't nothing. It wasn't a natural or normal incidence as you would have us see it. Sarah had fertility issues. She knew her husband was desperate to have children. It must have been emotionally wrenching for her to decide that. It took her a while to come to that conclusion and even when Hagar bore a child for her husband, what happened? You didn't read the part where she grew jealous of Hagar and sent her away?

That was the Old Testament. Newer guidelines for daily living surfaced in the New Testament. The rule is one man, one wife.

izuch:
Who cares? once you're mad, you're mad

�� ��....