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DispatcherLagos:
Go and get yourself fvcked

Mtcheeeeew!

It's not in your place to tell me. I get enough of that already.

DispatcherLagos:
Your moniker says (f) meaning female.
So what are still doing here by this time of the night?

Your supposed to be getting fvcked....or is your husband having weak erection?

Another sorry way to think.

DispatcherLagos:

Don't practice everything you learn from Afonjas...we don't tolerate that in Igbo land

Disgusting tribal bigot! Very backward set of homo habilis!

VeryWickedMan:
She is fat.
A big ass is only appealing on a slim lady, for pigs like her it is classified as a shit storage tank.

A matchstick that is artificial, you can't create. Let alone an ant, how much more a human being. Mtcheeeeew!

These people should just shut up already! Muslim-Muslim ticket is what is breeding more rancour and animosity now abi? What spectacular thing did Osinbajo do to better the lot of Christians as a Christian Vice President? People and propaganda, oga o!

Let a credible person that will be merciful on the people become president, chikena! If e like make e be shrine man or Hindu or Bhudist, it matters little.

Bomboiy:
Rubbish,if he is lying then Tinubu should sue him.

Your coloured teeth drug dealer that can't control his sphincter will never rule Nigeria.

Don't ever say Never! You're not God. You are not even promised ordinary tomorrow, how much more 2023!

YourHighTension:
Placeofallure

Expatiate please

UpInTheSky:
Your story sounds fake. You mean you've not hugged nor kissed your wife since 2018 and you've been living in the same house? Not even on your birthdays, or on holidays (Christmas, New Year)?

It may not be fake. Things are happening, especially to marriages these days. I have a friend, his wife too denied him of intimacy for several years, I think since 2017. They are still living together because of their two kids. The man still provides for the house but it ends there. He has a side chick he's cruising now.

OP should be forthright with the wife, sooner or later, she'll find out. I don't support for a woman to deny the husband, where do you want him to go? You're indirectly showing him the way out of the marriage. In my opinion, OP even tried waiting all these years before looking for an alternative arrangement.

Subsidywise20:
As usual the bigots have arrived.

At the end, crime exists in every tribe, race, nation.

Don't!

Just don't!

Some people seem to have forgotten that crime has no ethnicity when they start ranting skull miner and Afonja all over the place!

Take your sermon outta here please.

uvie66:
Who can solve this equation for me.
COCAINE+ASIAN COUNTRY= ?

IGBO AMAKA


I opened the thread to confirm and truly, I was not disappointed


They will not remember to come and do OBIDIENT on this thread. It's either their fingers are paining them or their phone battery don die. Awon elelesinrin!

I always wonder and couldn't fathom how insecurity could get this bad when a former military general is president. Somebody should cover his face in shame. But he won't. Bubu is clueless and shameless!

Orgasmgiver123:
My ex and her dad are always quarrelling, the man really flog her for small, they dislike each other strongly. For this reason, she thinks all men are scum, when ever we had little misunderstanding, she’ll start raising her voice like a lion, it even got to a point that she embarrasses me in public. The last one she did early last month made me give her red card, she embarrassed the living day light out of me, i even sustained some injuries self. I just reason my life say fine boy like me, na me this girl dey yeye up and down so, i just give her red card and life ban

My little advice

Stay away from girls that are not in peace with their father. E get why


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Wow! Different strokes for different folks.

Growing up, my dad never raised a finger on me. He's a sweet darling. There's nothing I ask within his means that he doesn't give me. Up till tomorrow, he calls first to wish me a happy birthday. He can call for Africa! On my wedding day, he did almost everything. Often he will call very early in the morning and sing my "oriki" for minutes. I do wonder whether he sees me in his dreams. He's not like this with my other siblings though. That's a little grey area cause they get jealous at times. He got me my first phone. Love you Daddy, so much.

pocohantas:
You see teaching ehn. Na the kids teachers dey use hold body, because if na by the salary? Hmm!

These kids are so addictive that even when you get a better job, it would be hard for you to leave them. She really tried for them and I am sure they would miss her too.

I remember an incident between my school head boy and I back then. It was his last day in school, infact his last moments then he came to me, as we were talking he just stopped, and hugged me, more than 5 minutes, he wouldn't let go. His mum and teacher too were there. He was crying, I was crying. I wasn't even his class teacher. I'm only his English teacher. Soon we caught everyone's attention and they were all looking at us. It was an emotional sight. People brought out their phones to do video. Truly, more inspiration is drawn from the kids themselves not in the remuneration.

Another unforgettable incidence. It was my birthday. Because we do gist, myself and the kids, we know our birthdays.

On this fateful day, I had just cake and wine courtesy of my big sister to celebrate with at home after work. I didn't know these kids, as little as they were, are event planners and full of mischief. I don't have any business in their class that day until the last period. But around break time, they came to the staffroom, about 6 of them, to wish me happy birthday and they gave me a bucket of chicken from KFC. In their words, "It's a special day, birthday girl must eat something special on her day" Na me be girl o! I thanked them and they left. But before they left, they were insistent I go with them to their class, I refused that until it was my period I won't be coming. They left and reminded me to be on time.

When it was my period, I entered the classroom to a standing ovation and birthday songs and warm hugs. Then these scheming kids brought out the boxes of pizza and cartons of drink all to celebrate my birthday. Damn! I was dumbfounded. These kids are little rascals! They planned all these, I had no inkling, their class teacher didn't know too. I sent for the school photographer to help capture the moment. Everyone had pizza and drinks to wash it down. That was how I had a surprise birthday party in school courtesy of the kids. That day remains indelible and the kids too till tomorrow.

These are the things that keep you as a teacher, not the money.

chatinent:
Christians are being persecuted! Deborah is a case study!


We will not stop writing!

This Fulani APC is a bad omen!

Fulani should have a separate country so that the majority of their illiterate folks they use as political pawns will feel the heat of playing politics of religion and bigotry. I only pity the educated few!

Why am I even bothered! They are still the ones who suffer the most of the political aftermaths they cause! Their elite class only use their illiteracy for political fulfillment.


Nigeria will never be fulanized...whether Buhari likes it or not!

And every other person whether in the east, west or north causing terror, may they meet their waterloo together with their chief as he steps down come 2023!

Lastly, may this stupid liar run miserably mad!

Chatinent, I say a louder Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen to that your last prayer. That man will never know peace for the rest of his miserable life. His generation, living and unborn will never do well. They will suffer from grass to zero!

God knows I won't rest if my baby girl is defiled until the defiler is 6 feet beneath. Ah, mi o ni gba!

TOPCRUISE:
1) Hair Dresser.
2) Fashion designer for ladies native attire
3) HR manager in a Beauty or modelling company or multinationals
4) Gym attendant or Fitness instructor.
5) mid wifery.
6) Matron.
7) intimacy gadgets, vibrators and Love Machine vendors
8 Coach to a female sports team
9) Massage therapist.
10) Club Bouncer.
11) Uber Driver.
12) Herbal Mixture Vendor:
13) Army, Navy or Police Personnel
14) Relationship Counsellor.
15) Music Artist.

Add yours......

Hmmmn interesting! My husband is one of these. He has no eyes for anyone else though.

I think you should add Doctors to your list.

Mecka:
who among the guys would you love to fùck? Don't play saint with me.

Don't associate with people like you. Too crude, very unrefined and tacky!

I seem to be a bit of old school. These artistes were hot when they were younger. They seem to have aged a bit now. In no particular order:


Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful
Shemar Moore in Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Will Smith and
Wentworth Miller in Prison Break

Women:
Halle Berry
Jennifer Lopez
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Longoria

I seem to be a bit of old school. These artistes were hot when they were younger. They seem to have aged a bit now. In no particular order:


Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful
Shemar Moore in Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Will Smith and
Wentworth Miller in Prison Break

Women:
Halle Berry
Jennifer Lopez
Megan Fox
Eva Longoria

Wintertime:
Mehn give it to Peter Obi,. The man worth it... Remove tribalism and you will know he's the only real deal here. His only main opponent has being bench.

You can't remove tribalism from a situation that concerns a man who's a tribal bigot himself. Go and verify from his Fidelity days.

ustanejnr:
No p

Hope you have DM him sha

None of your business

ustanejnr:
Haunty you need to read his mine, he want someone available , not always and someone who can ignore him and flex for free foods and cash.

His write up is even clearer than yours.

No malice intended.

The nonsense MUMURIC group should lend their voice to this case too. They should advocate that this case be sent to Abuja too. Yeye dey smell!

Donire:
Are you saying you can visit , maybe make food to eat and not clean dishes. Or even help out with something.
Hmmmm
I have a work station in my bedroom, imagine me ignoring you through out your stay. I bet if you if you don't start attaching feelings and seek attention . na you go enjoy.
Shey you no fit go shopping for wetin you go still flex. I don't get

You see! Those are the things that make one catch feelings. Going shopping, eating together, cleaning the house, assisting with other stuff.... That's a relationship budding my dear. She doesn't have to eat in your place. Even if she eats, she might bring her stuff from wherever. You make it sound like it's gonna be a strictly business arrangement but we're not robots, we're not programmed to be like that. Just start a relationship and maybe set limits that's all.

Donire:
I need a f*ck girl I can be paying a monthly allowance.
Please I don't want a hook up or runs girl, just need a decent girl, who don't want any string attach relationship, I just don't need a relationship now and don't want a runs girl or ashawo. I will be paying her a monthly allowance of 25k.
She must be loyal, because i work with a food industry , I don't want STDs o, forget condoms , even hepatitis is gotten from other body fluid.
Also trying to reduce spiritual implication of sleeping with a girl with many sex partner.

DM me quietly .
Am just real with my demands.

Like how many times will you want to meet in a month? Let the 25k no come be for 25 days in a month o!
Also, will she be involved in cleaning after you? Going for shopping for you, cooking or posing as escort to events? Or it's just strictly sex. Clarify in case you need to add to the prize money

Thank you Disclaimer12. I have always loved Madiba but your thread endeared me to him more. I do check out literature written as comprehension passages for kids in elementary school. I see a lot on American greats like Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, John F Kennedy and so on. I do see stuff on Nelson Mandela too. It's disheartening that our other African leaders never attained this cult hero status. Their atrocities won't let them.

Thank you again.

compton11:
why is CAN concerned about fulani criminals?

Even a traditionalist and atheists are concerned about killer herdsmen and bandits. Who wouldn't? Are you not concerned too? Tell me you are not and I'll say you are one of them!

As for MUMURIC, their mumu too much. Why are they not quick to suggest Deborah's case be moved to Abuja?
Hypocrites!

This church underground story should not be tried hush-hush. We want to see it to the end. Whoever is guilty should face the full wrath of the law.

rickpat:
you really said alot...and I appreciate your input....I agree with you totally.....I so much love the friendship part.....smiles....reminds me of someone (story for another day)....God bless richly....God bless your husband....may that wealth that you both with enjoy together locate you.....I love to hear things like these because it seems that it's only the "bad" marriages people love to project

Thank you and a resounding Aaaaaamen to your prayers. Wish you the same and more.

rickpat:
MARRIAGE WILL ALWAYS BE HELL WHEN ONE PARTY THINKS HE OR SHE IS SMARTER THAN THE OTHER....once one is the mugu and the other the wise .. Marriage don scatter.....

people do have great marriages...maybe they should always come out to teach people how it works for them...NOT ONLY THE PEOPLE COMING OUT TO SAY THE NEGATIVES OR ILL TREATMENT FROM THEIR SPOUSE...


BOTH MAN AND WOMEN GO THROUGH ALOT WHEN IN TERRIBLE MARRIAGE...

My marriage is over a decade now. We're very happy together despite our challenges, which you may not believe it, are numerous just like everyone's. I always say marry your friend. He wasn't the most educated or richest among the suitors I had then. Was he even rich? I've never been about money in my life. I believe in making my own money. You know, make money together and spend it together. I married him because we're both comfortable with each other. We're friends, gist partners, Tom and Jerry!

Most people are not sincere. They always have ulterior motives when choosing who to settle for. Those things are transient, they don't last. They fade into oblivion. Life happens to us all. After this, they can't cope and start running from pillar to post.

I won't relegate the God factor too. I always look for a God-fearing man and thank God I found one. The fear of God will not allow you to do some things even more than the love or respect you have for your partner.

Love is good in a marriage but it's never enough. Be submissive if you are the woman. The man, respect your wife and be ready to go any length for her. Be kind, be understanding, be tolerant, be moderate, be fair and firm.

If marriages are bad, the society suffers it. That's the genesis of our problem in Nigeria. Families are in disarray. Too many people grew up in toxicity, the polity is heated up, brimming like a volcano about to erupt. It doesn't always have to be like this. It doesn't. Did you read the story of a 7-year-old boy who broke into a home to steal in Ibadan? He broke the lock, ransacked the house, stole 2 phones and some money. Damn! That's the kind of picture I'm trying to paint.

Aidejay:
After swearing by Qur'an finish, they'll still go and do nonsense in office. Useless book

Careful. Part of the reasons they killed Deborah.

DonroxyII:
I have fwends from that Axis and for you to like Iru and Kogite definitely You should be kind of "Okun" I figured

You're absolutely correct. Okun to the world!