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outoftheworld:
Use your tongue count your teeth boy.
Are you not ashamed of yourself working as a cleaner in the bank?

I actually meant you should hustle and have a good source of income first.
I'm far older than you, that's why I'm advising you.
I learnt through experience, it's hard to get a nice girl to date you and remain faithful if you can't take care of her. Channel your energy and attention on standing up yourself first, girls can only weigh you down. Besides you can't keep a girl you can't take care of.
If you are doing well financially you can have any girl you want.

Luckysbab:
The funny version by Omolomo (TheVawulence) via X:


So guys, the babe married her husband and after marriage,she turned into a feminist.

Husband said he didn’t marry a feminist say na traditional lady he marry, wife say old things are passed away and she’s proud to be a divorced feminist than to be a married traditional woman.

Husband said ok oo byebye, wife friend saw vacancy and told husband I can be a traditional woman oo.

Husband told Fabrizio to announce the signing and ‘Here we go’ in Fabrizio voice.

Wife friend married the husband now since she can be submissive.

Plus4you:
Few days ago my wife was angried and utterred some statements that I do not like.
The statement was that she relating an issue by using my mum
The statement was "had it been it was your mum that did that you would have find means to repay her'.
I find it offensive for uttering such a statement, I was offended immediately but I kept my calm because we are already prepared to go out.

So when we came back I informed her that I am annoyed with what she said.

Her reply was that she did nothing wrong with such a statement because she didn't insult or belittle my mum.

I told I'm not but she decided not to apologize for that.

After two days our communication has not been normal and it only greetings.

So the next day I called and discussed it with her but still stands that she isn't wrong.

We have not been in good terms since then,

Please isn't she supposed to apologise despite that I told her I don't like the statement?

Felimax:
Enjoy! Consider yourself a lucky man. Wives nor dey the market again o.

It was almost as if you were describing my wife with the only difference that her favourite food is Eba. She made life so easy for me. I celebrate with you.

In their early twenties is the best time to marry a woman. She will have a lot to learn from her husband and have every reason to respect you for that.

You are nothing but her lord?
Congratulations once more!

We4all:
I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if you live with someone, you begin to look like them.

Your children's resemblance with you is because you live together and has nothing to do with you being their biological dad.

OboOlora:
Dem don use ugly men swear for Edo political circle!

Obidientsgirl:
A Nigerian national living in Pretoria, South Africa was shot dead at Laudium lastnight 24/11/2023 in an apparent hit. Reports gathered says it could be drug related.

Love800:
Wat will the lawyer do?

Kaycee625:
am currently staying in karu and there are nice estates
theres this one with vacant apartments i know, its a two bedroom flat with kitchen,parlour, aswell as outdoor passage, both rooms are en suite.
it goes for 400k, the last time i checked

Wisdomkosi:
Meet First Nigerian Man To Graduate As A Virgin (Photos)


Mr Kelvin a.k.a Zedrock has graduated from Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State as a V!rgin.

Speaking with our correspondent, Zedrock who studied Estate management and valuation said it wasn't easy for him because a lot of ladies has stepped on my toes but staying true to himself is what he values most as valuer.


According to him, "I put myself first before any other things, I have had countless attempt from ladies trying to make me fall for them but I always back myself up with prayer and commitment."


He vowed to remain a virgin till he gets married.

Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1457601/meet-first-nigerian-man-graduate-virgin-photos/

general111:
Hello good people of Nairaland.
My fiancée to me today that her ex is requesting to meet her,and she was asking for my permission to go.
Should I grant her this request or should I be worried?

DatoDatuk:
Woman caught after spending $10.4m mistakenly paid to her bank account.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5s7NqnvUvY&pp=ygUJZGF0b2RhdHVr

Politicstoday:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/17/kano-guber-governor-yusuf-was-not-qualified-to-contest-appeal-court/

mariovito:
Are they really men?

Your wife beat you, you run go report give government.

We're having more effeminate men. With the rise of new age doctrines like cross dressing, feminism, lghdtv, masculinity is being demonized and watered down and called toxic masculinity more incidents as this will only skyrocket but what they don't see is that this emasculation of men will only lead to weaker families which in turn will destroy the community and society at large.

Imagine growing up in a household where your Dad's ass get whooped on a regular, your psyche is already defeated.

Men, own your testosterone and masculinity, it's your life force.

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ never said you are to model your life after His. He instead said those who love Him are those who obey His teachings and commandments and it is those who do that that have His Love and the Father's Love. So when you go pretending you Re modeling your life after Jesus Christ's or His disciples, you do so against Jesus Christ.

2. I don't model my life after any human being, not even my parents. So why would I do it after my grandparents? Man's standard of good is meaningless where God is.

Kobojunkie:
I don't know it he did but the possibility is there given Jesus Christ allowed it. So let's not pretend we can model our lives after men we barely know.

Kobojunkie:
How do you know he did not later divorce his wife?

Basicend:
The woman had always wanted to enjoy her marriage and she kept finding ways to achieve that. .

Okukoya always wanted to be on the mountain. . For more power. .

An equilibrium had to be reached somehow. .

Hmm, they are getting there, but gradually. .

Most men that wrought very great and mighty things for God in the Bible, were not married. . There is a reason. .

There is a price to be paid for continous ascension. .

Editorialtimes:
Anyigba, Kogi State – 11 November 2023



Source: https://thebureau.com.ng/kogi-2023-3-killed-as-nigerian-military-thwarts-ballot-box-snatching-attempt-in-kogi/

Jewessgratitud3:
Some of you will remember this story that happened two years ago to my nephew.
https://www.nairaland.com/6873579/lagos-teacher-removed-nephews-tooth/1#108076292

After the owner of the school apologized and the matter died down, some of the teachers have not been so nice to my nephew. He's always complaining of one teacher or the other beating him but the Mom in order not to appear like a troublesome person decided to talk to her son to always be well behaved and avoid his teachers at all cost as she can't be going to the school all the time to shout.
I remember a few people then asking me where's the father in all this but then I was covering him because I didn't want to expose his weak point in this whole matter. I'm still not going to say why he's helpless and can't confront the school for all the bullying on his child but I believe at this point a Smart thinker will know why.

Recently the boy said the teacher now deviced a new way of spanking him. She does it in hidden places where the marks will not show because he's fair but the Mom again shunned him after telling her.

Yesterday I called her and she told me his class mate s Mom sent him on errand ( they attend the same church) my nephew bought the stuff and brought it to her. The son his classmate now accused my nephew of telling his Mom that he brought money to school or so I can't remember what it was about. My nephew said he did no such thing that he only helped his Mom to get something.

They got to school and this boy went and brought other senior boys that are 10- 12 to come and beat my nephew ( he is 8 ) up for telling his mother on him. They beat him and while all that was happening no teacher came to his rescue or even noticed. I mean for people that are paid to look after children.

My sister went to pick them and her son told her all that happened and immediately my sister called the boys and was asking them why. So she gave them a serious warning never to touch him again and left.

The next thing she got a message from the daughter of the owner of the school ( the owner who handled the first issue died this year) telling her that she has no right to come and warn those children that she took laws into her hands that my sister is no longer allowed in the school premises henceforth. My sister went there the next day and was explaining to her that she didn't touch the boys but only warned them. The woman just kept flaring up saying she harassed the boys then my sister too fired her back and said they should call the boy and ask. She went to the boys class amidst pushes and teachers dragging her not to enter she pushed her way through to the boys class and asked the boy if she touched him the boy said no. The woman was now yelling at her teachers that none of them can talk now that's she here. Meaning they all teamed up and reported to her the HM that my sister harassed the boy.

After all the argument, she threatened my sister with arrest if she sets her foot in the school again and my sister reminded her of the tooth issue that she was going to take up the matter and the owner of the school boasted that she already sacked the teacher and my sister can not do anything..

Their father was called and he came back talking trash every where that my sister went to school to fight.
My youngest sisters husband also went to the school to ask what happened and tried to settle it and all that. Now their father said the school authority said they don't want to see the children in the school again...
As in... I don't get....

She's trying to take up the matter but I said to leave them because now the woman claimed she already sacked the teacher that he chase might be futile. Instead let their father change school for them.

She's feeling bad about the way they treated her children and how nothing was done about the bullying. She wants justice for her children. Please Should she go ahead and take it up against the school because she said the woman didn't actually sack the teacher immediately, after that incidence like she claimed that it took a while and the teacher left of her own accord..

DARLINGTON869:
What part of the parents brain is preventing them from withdrawing the child from there

JASONjnr:
One thing I noticed about parents like your sister is that, they always go about feeling right about their actions and refused to be corrected or pay attention to their wrong actions.


Your child was beaten and you confronted the children. Instead of going to the school administrators to report and ask the children to also give their own storyline.

Also, it seems she's the only one giving the school a problem.


Let her change her kids from the school to another school then. If the problem persists, then she's the problem.

Also, whatever you say about your sister's husband shows how irresponsible you are. That man is the head 9f his family and you should allow him run his family the way he wants. You should go and get married and have your own kids.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

amstamon:
Rubbish!
What's she insinuating? That the groom is a woman beater or has an history on woman abuse?.
Check very well, e go either be say the bride stubborn gan that her ex dey beat her or the mother herself has suffered from the father abused hence her rubbish yarn.
Well, such speech cannot happen if its my wedding or else I'll caution her immediately as e dey hot before she'll start giving some guests a bad impression about me.

OLAADEGBU:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12566833/man-sex-fiancee-abstinent-workouts-wedding.html

officialwdhtv:
I regret coming to Europe — Nigerian woman says, after her family allegedly squandered the N30M she saved in her 20 years of being in Europe

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1siCObhthA

Odewaleadesoye:
This is the Video of Anthony Joshua vs Wladimir Klitschko Full Match.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YldvGs4pk8?feature=shared

MayowaTallguy:
She did if for her children
Watch how people go start to dey help d boy
"Mummy calm dowm"

officialwdhtv:
Breaking: A girl "mistakenly" kills her friend in a fight 😲😥





https://x.com/obaofph01/status/1721999396303143153?s=20[/quote]This is not a mistake, if it was a mistake, then they would have rushed her to the hospital or try to see how to stop the bleeding

FaceTanke:
You have let ur husband know too much about your family

He may hurt you with this information