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NwaAmaikpe:




I've been told this dude here is the best product of University of Nigeria Secondary School Enugu Campus after Ekpete, Adaeze Atuegwu, Edward Nwakuche and Osita Asika.

He is as unique as his brothers Joe and Chukwudi.
I love him for his individuality,
I love him for his uninhibition,
I love his LGBT disposition,
I love him mostly for repping my dear 042.
I'd just advice he rejects some of the hideous costumes given to him and stop hiding behind curtains because life is better outside the closet.

I've never completely seen any of his movies though but I learnt he is a good actor with a sizable preek.

042 amaka.
A Nigerian who doesn't love Enugu; is that one a Nigerian?

Best Wetin? LMAO!!!!

I was a set below him at UNSSEC. He was a below average student. Was not distinguished in either academics or sports. Won no prizes on prize-giving day. Was not a prefect. Subpar results every term. Distinguished products from his set are working at Schlumberger and Shell and bagging PhDs from European and US universities. (Make i no mention their names. )

How can you mention him in the same breath as Adaeze Atuegwu?

He and his brothers (especially Big Joe and Chukwudi) were only known for being rich kids and spoilt brats. Just that.

I mean, I am happy for him and everything. It's not easy to be in the news every now and then. But biko don't call him 'best product'. That's just an insult to UNSSEC.

They say don't speak evil of the dead, but Christ! what a pathetic loser!

You're in Dominican fvcking republic, man! The whole place is crawling with beautiful women and you can't find a replacement for that trick?

I think he'd look cuter if he dropped a couple of stones and lost some of the facial hair. This beard gang thing is not for everybody.

Boyooosa:
Really red bone!
Jealous bone sef!
Pained bone!

Most of you here have serious issues. Really serious issues.

I did not know Mo was British. I thought she only had a British education.

Now I know she actually is British.

Nowhere did I insinuate that she couldn't be British. I only said I was unaware.

End of story.

I don't even know what there is to be pained or jealous about. People from all over the continent have British citizenship, including members of my own family. So why you would think anyone having a British passport is something to be pained or jealous about beats me.

Quit parading your narrow backwoods-type thinking in public.

masciv:
story for the cows

We understand. You have neither the data nor the requisite attention span to view the full list for yourself. Easier to just be dismissive about the facts. We understand.

If this makes you mad you are not a Christian. You are just like the Pharisees who were mad because Jesus mingled freely with "sinners".

Look at them quoting Leviticus: "A man shall not lie with a man..." Did the bishops invite Mr Quest to lie with him?



Oh by the way, the same Leviticus forbids you to shave your beards. I don't see Christians tweeting angrily against clean-shaven bishops. Bunch of cherry-picking pinheads.

"Thanks for picking my call"?

Really?

Do girls find this level of grovelling appealing?

masciv:
Yoruba Amaka




Igbo Amaka(DISAPPOINT)

Well, sadly for you, there are three Igbos in the top ten of the 100 UK Black Power list, and fourteen Igbos on the overall list.

People are talking about Mo Abudu and the other two guys because this is the first time they will be appearing on the list, not because they are the only Nigerians on it.

If you want to see the full list: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/powerlist-2019-100-most-influential-13459460

Oh. I didn't know Mo was British.

cooldipo:
They look like people with Philipino ancestry.... Maybe great grandpa na expatriate

They have Scottish ancestry.

I like this. It isn't enough though.

We want those two bastards to pay for what they did. The wife should be thoroughly investigated too. If there is evidence she knew what was going down and did nothing, the law should hit her in the face too.

BTW, what does Ogbanje mean in Idoma?

Dmeji4444:
Awon omo Igbo oshi

I don't know which it is: you can't tell Igbo names apart from Idoma names or you're being a troll; but either way you are a fúcking bellend.

dbynonetwork:
Who the hell is this ščum?. Go and search for your senses..

Whoa. Why so angry on God's behalf? Are you his aide, PA, babysitter? Are you his daddy?

dbynonetwork:
My God is not lazy and wicked... Everything on earth happens at his appointed time.... No can can question God.... You can ask Lucifer..

Doing things in your own time, disregarding people's feelings, is a sign you are a douche bag. Just saying.

Did they use her eggs or a donor's eggs. A 67-year old woman done enter menopause tey tey na.

OP, so you cannot recognize sarcasm when you see it?

She could have said her piece without sounding ratchet.
The language is lame. Was she sounding like that because she thought it would resonate with young people - is this what she thinks of us, people who can't talk intelligently?

Before I read the story, my answer was No, it is not a girlfriend's responsibility to do your laundry for you. Girlfriend is not equal to housekeeper.

Having read the story though (how he foots her bills and all and how it appears he works late could use some help with domestic duties like doing laundry) I think a considerate girl could/should reciprocate by helping out with stuff like this from time to time.

ChinenyeN:
morpheus24, you're still not getting it. At this point right now, it doesn't matter what will be disingenuous or wrong. The seeds sown post-civil war have germinated. It is too late to be stressing over that. All that matters now is the sentiment, because that is what it is now reduced to. No one wants to be a subgroup. It doesn't matter how you try to explain it. Even I cringe a bit seeing "Ngwa-Igbo". Why does the "Igbo" part HAVE be there? So, leave them to their sentiments. Sentiment is something that exists irrespective of truths or facts. Give up. They are not your headache.

Oh. So I am not the only one that dislikes the hyphenated thing we do with Igbo groups. That thing just comes across to me as trying too hard. No one writes Zulu-Nguni or Asante-Akan or Alsatian-German.

Grammatically it is even confusing. It suggests that one is talking about two things that are actually distinct, but treated as a unit in that particular context. Like Sino-Japanese, Graeco-Roman, German-American, Afro-Arab.

NonsoWow:
Igbos are not rising against themselves. They want peter obi replaced with another Igbo man of their own choosing. Outsiders taking important decisions for Igbos is the cause of the discontent.

Taking important decisions for Igbos?

The choice of a running mate is entirely the presidential candidate's call to make. He could have picked from SW or SS if he had wanted to; and he wouldn't have had to go cap in hand to SW/SS leaders to request they picked a running mate for him.

REPEAT: The choice of a running mate is entirely the presidential candidate's call to make.

Why is he begging those irrelevant self-important irritants.

Atiku will win in the SE with or without their approval. Nobody in the southeast cares about their clucking. I live there; I know.

magicjack:
my family n i went for DNA test this morning, and there is 0% igbo in our blood. Problem Solved!

DNA test this morning, and the result is already out. Well done.

Fúck the so-called southeast leaders.

Some of your points/illustrations are reasonable. Some are not.

The reason they gave reads like bullshit.

It has always amused me when black people tried to argue that white people were 'half-human' because they [white people] have non-Sapiens admixture from the Neanderthals. Such people assume Africans are fully Homo sapiens. I always thought the gloating was premature; everyday archaeogenetics is digging up new information about our ancestors. And I knew sooner or later geneticists will find that WE too - the Africans - have non-Sapiens genetic contribution.

I mean, think about it: Africa was home to several early archaic humans and hominids, much much much more so than Europe. What is it that made us think we also didn't play some productive hanky-panky with them, the way early Europeans and early Asians did with the Neanderthals and the denisovans?

Well, we now have some new evidence that some West Africans carry mysterious genes from some yet to be identified hominid, possibly Homo heidelbergensis. Information is still scanty, but I am sure in years and decades to come, we will learn that we too are not 100% Homo sapiens, and this nonsense about Europeans being 'half-human' and we 'full-human' will cease.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/modernday-people-in-west-africa-possess-dna-from-an-unknown-ghost-hominin/

fero007:
nairalanders and their 'i must talk last' character sha

You know this and you still don't want me to have that last talk - why? Why are you still replying?

[quote author=fero007 post=71593609][/quote]Do not be silly. No one is following you around, least of all me. You are not interesting enough for anyone to keep tabs on. I happen to have a rather good memory. I remember things.

Again, come clean. It is a virtual space; no one will/can beat you here.

Sick people everywhere. And I am not just talking about the guy in the story.

fero007:
dah reminds me, i have many friends with names like ozioma, okowa, chiamaka, nyekazi dah always tell me they are not from the east, that they are from south south, i like to know the difference between south east and south south?

Why are you so invested in this issue? Your Nairaland history indicates this is practically all you post/want to talk about. And one can tell from some of your previous posts and comments that you have already formed a resolution on this - so why do you keep asking? Is this some kind of "tribe-baiting"? You don't need to hide behind the curtain of asking innocent questions if it is, you know. Come clean.

What kind of person gets high during lunch break at work?!

Mulatta:
They are not, climate change made them enter 9ja water

Nope. They've been in our waters since antiquity. They are mentioned in the traditions of many riverine Nigerian communities, e.g., Aboh in Delta State.

European explorers of the 19th century equally recorded encounters with the manatee along the River Niger.