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What a shame! I feel for the 'oppressed' and the 'oppressor' in this case.

Who's fault is it? It's those bastards we have running this country that have turned the citizens into animals!

The government does not value the lives of its citizens, Police or the policed.

If only it were possible to privatise the 'Nigerian Police Force' and let the government pay for the protection of its citizens. I know this idea sounds crazy, but how else can we make the police force work?

The problem with the embassy is nothing out of the ordinary, how is dog poo a government problem or a ministry of external affairs problem, how are unpacked gabage cars the problem of the government, how are these government problems - you said you went to the other embassies and you noticed the difference, dont you know how well behaved and well mannered those citizens are? it is the problem of the people, the Nigerians themselves, so unruly, I was at the same place you went, come and see how unruly these Nigerians were, rushing for their passports, never obeying instructions, etc - but these same Nigerians will go to these other embassies and behave very well, extremely well - so, whose problem is it? the government or the ill behaved Nigerians

@labiyemmy

I have been to the Nigerian embassy in London, the service-users were not unruly. We followed theinstructions given, took tallies,queued when directed to do so etc. The only unruly people were the staff., some even shouting at the customers. Whilst we waited patiently, I saw people who waltzed in after I came in, leave the embassy with their business done. I can only assume they had some 'connections' with the 'bosses upstairs'. We, the 'unconnected long-suffering citizens' had to wait the normal 'time-frame' to get our passports back.

Look deep inside your heart

Do you love him?If you do, his age and height won't be a problem.

About not being free with him, you probably still need more time to get used to him,to get used to the fact that he is shorter and older than 'the man of your dreams'.

He probably loves you. Ask him to give you more time to prepare for marriage. He will wait if he loves you.

If after searching your heart, you think you can never ever come to terms with him being older and 'not tall', please don't waste his time. Tell him you are not ready and that you might need another 5 years to be 'ready' and slowly distance yourself from him.

PLEASE NEVER TELL HIM HE IS TOO SHORT FOR YOUR IDEAL MAN! DON'T 'TOUCH' HIS EGO! IT'LL KILL HIM!

This is my contribution to the original thread at https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=228564.msg3444212#msg3444212

A few suggestions:

'NIGERIANS FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE'

'NIGERIAN MOVEMENT FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE'

The above suggestions are based on what I have read on here so far. It seems a good idea to throw our weight behind people we know can bring about change in Nigeria. We can make a difference by supporting people who are are passionate about making change happen in Nigeria, People who will do all in their power to make change happen in Nigeria.

We can act by supporting and voting for people who are committed to good governance in 2011!

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing!- Edmund Burke

Nigeria's 'good men'(and women) have done 'nothing' for ages!

Why would you believe anyone who says he left his Job abroad to join his girl in Nigeria because she couldn't join him?

She dey FBI most wanted list?

This story makes no sense to me at all!

If your story is true, She probably didn't want to join you abroad because she KNEW she didn't want a future with you!

A few suggestions:

'NIGERIANS FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE'

'NIGERIAN MOVEMENT FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE'

The above suggestions are based on what I have read on here so far. It seems a good idea to throw our weight behind people we know can bring about change in Nigeria. We can make a difference by supporting people who are are passionate about making change happen in Nigeria, People who will do all in their power to make change happen in Nigeria.

We can act by supporting and voting for people who are committed to good governance in 2011!

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing!- Edmund Burke

Nigeria's 'good men'(and women) have done 'nothing' for ages!

COUNT ME IN!
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I can help solve Nigeria's power problem!

JUST MAKE ME POWER MINISTER! FIRE ME IF I DON'T START DELIVERING IN SIX MONTHS!

I mean it!

@ Pennywise

You are just wicked! No cart, no horse? ROFL!

I won't be surprised if a member of staff was involved in this 'Customer-unathorised money movements'  .

If una hear some of the runs wey bank staff dey do sometimes, you go wan dey keep your money inside your matress.  I get friend wey him 7 years savings waka comot from him account. Small time, account manager dey talk say him borrow the money, say him go return am, e no tay wey the account manager take disappear.

I hope you get your money back.

Abeg o, if una find any of these people wey get this 'Nigerian Teleportation Technology', tell them say I dey find them. We go make money pass BA, Virgin Atlantic and Transport For London join put o!  

Where will these cameras' be installed? The 'Ajegunles' and the 'Oshodis'? Or the Highbrow areas?

Will these camera's be mounted where they can capture the Nigerian police/ MOPOL demanding and taking bribes from bus drivers?

Are these Camera's indesdtructible? A picture of some drunken thug dismantling the cameras comes to my mind.

Will those caught on camera be prosecuted for their crimes? Do the Nigerian courts accept video evidence?(Not very sure that they do)

This idea sounds to me like a bloody waste of time and money. We don't need cameras, we need incorrupt law enforcement agents and government officials. I hope the monies for this project will be diverted to a more beneficial cause.

I am definitely against a military coup! Think about the harrassment and abuse people still get from their boys while these 'UNIFORMS' are not in power, besides 'Military coups' ain't fashionable any more.

Someone please ask this guy if he has always been faithful to his wife(wives).

He might as well say that all women should be sacked from their jobs and kept at home.
Don't they deeply examine the implications and consequences of their suggestions and actions?

My first job interview was with a Bank. I had passed the situational shift, the online test and the telephone interview.

I went for the interview and the first part was fine. It was a very relaxed atmosphere as I had digested the Bank's up-to-date info. The last part of the interview was supposed to be 'ROLE PLAY'(I saw lots of leather and handcuffs). The thought of that made me start laughing. The lady gave me the information I needed on as sheet and left the room for 15minutes so that I could get ready. I was to Play the role of Service advisor and she would play customer. When she came back, I went through the first 5 lines and then just burst out laughing because I couldn't handle it anymore. I was standing there pretending to be looking at an 'absent bank card' while waiting to show her how to use an 'absent self-service machine' and trying to get her to switch a 'non-existing credit-card account' to 'our bank'.

I got an email the next day that said I should go and get 6 months experience and come back.

I cried and my husband said don't cry, just keep attending interviews till you get rid of all the laughing gas in your system.

I then applied for 10 jobs with another organisation. 4 Different job titles and responsibilities but different locations nationwide.
The first interview went well apart from the fact that I could still feel the eyes of the two women interviewers boring into me for the next one week. I felt like they thought something was odd about me. The remaining interviews were fine too except that I had to ask my interviewers what the title of the job interview we were holding was as I couldn't remember which was which.

I did get 3 job offers at the end of the day and 1 of them was the one with the women who kept looking at me like something was wrong with me. I chose the one with the highest pay for lesser hours.

Lepashandiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I watched the program today and my heart goes out to all those little kids.

I know kids and adults get branded witches but I didnt know it got to the extent of leaving sending kids as young as five out of their home because they are possessed or pouring acid on them or starving them to death. They even put a nail in one girl's head and she's gone mentally ill.

How can parents let people abuse their own children ? Beating the crap out of children does not chase any demons out of them? When will these parents wake up and see they are being exploited by these fake pastors?

It's so heartbreaking!

I hope the Akwa-Ibom state government ensures that all those who treat kids like that face the wrath of the law!

@Gamine

I am seriously beginning to doubt the authenticity and/or use of your 'COVENANT UNIVERSITY DEGREE'.

@Topic

Nobody deserves to be harassed or assaulted by anyone else, uniformed or not. It is such a shame that Nigerians are subjected to this kind of treatment everyday everywhere in Nigeria. Ms Okere is lucky that her father is a 'somebody'. I pity others who don't have anyone to speak out on their behalf.

I do hope this brings about the abolition of such treatment in Nigeria.

God help us!

@Kokorunna,

What category does a 'student with no valid documents' fall under?

If the mother is a citizen or legal resident with 'indefinite leave to remain' at the time of the child's birth, the child automatically qualifies.

If both parents are not citizens or do not have 'indefinite leave to remain' at the time of the child's birth, the child will not automatically qualify.

It is real in some places and it is demonic in some.

My family attended this church for like 10 years and I never felt the presence of God but people would fall, jump, cry, speak in tongues and prophesy. It turned out the pastor was using demonic powers at the end of the day.

I now know that something isn't right in a meeting if I don't feel the presence of God.

'Falling under the annointing doesn't neccesarily mean you fall to the floor'

! 
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Any Pics? I'ld love to see these 'event' on cam!

Any Pics? I'ld love to see these 'event' on cam!

It's a bit difficult to understand what is being written because you all write without using the appropriate accents on the vowels. Most of us speak and write 'adulterated Yoruba'.

Se e ko f'eti sile ni gbati oluko yin nko yin ni 'Girama ede yoruba' ni?

What's all this fuss about?

It is not illegal to marry more than 1 wife in nigeria!

The man likes slim, fat, fair, dark tall, short, Large boobs, medium boobs, small boobs. I bet he's got them in all sorts of combinations. LMAO!

Variety is the spice of life!

Dan was briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliant!

Many of my boring days in Lagos were livened up by listening to him on cool fm.

I'm gonna miss him soooooooooo much!

All the best Danny!

It wasn't difficult having my baby's details endorsed on my passport at the High Commission in London.  Submit the required documents and you'll be able to collect your passport same day.

Fill in the form, take a passport photo, the fee and the baby's father's consent by way of  a letter(If applicable).

It doesn't matter that the baby has a german passport. This information is not required on any of the forms you need to fill in.

The info below is available on the high commission website:

[b]WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM OUR CITIZENS THAT THE NIGERIA HIGH COMMISSION, LONDON HAS STARTED ISSUING THE RECENTLY INTRODUCED ELECTRONIC BIOMETRIC PASSPORT.

THE WEBSITE ADDRESS THROUGH WHICH THE NEW PASSPORT CAN BE PROCESSED IS: http://www.immigration.gov.ng

HOWEVER, APPLICANTS MUST NOTE THAT THE OLD MACHINE READABLE PASSPORT (MRP) IS STILL VALID UNTIL 2010 AND IS STILL VALID FOR TRAVELLING UNTIL THAT YEAR. CHILDREN CAN NOW APPLY FOR THEIR PASSPORT SEPARATELY AS ENDORSEMENT OF CHILDREN ON MOTHER'S PASSPORT NO LONGER EXIST WITH THIS NEW INTRODUCTION.

APPLICANTS FOR REPLACEMENT OF LOST PASSPORT SHOULD SUMBIT EITHER OF THE FOLLOWING ADDITIONAL DOCUMENTS ALONG WITH THEIR USUAL APPLICATION FORMS;
(i) PROOF OF INDEFINITE LEAVE/RESIDENT PERMITS; OR
(ii) PROOF OF VALID STUDENT VISAS; OR
(iii) GENUINE REQUEST BY HOME OFFICE FOR PASSPORT; AND

PLEASE NOTE THAT DECISION FOR APPLICANT WHO LOST THEIR PASSPORT TO APPLY FOR BIOMETRIC PASSPORT THROUGH NIGERIA IMMIGRATION SERVICE WILL BE MADE THEREAFTER BY THE INTERVIEWING OFFICER

AN ADMINISTRATION FEE OF ONE HUNDRED POUNDS (£100.00) ONLY PAYABLE AFTER A SUCESSFULL INTERVIEW BY POSTAL ORDER TO NIGERIA HIGH COMMISSION

PLEASE VISIT THE NIGERIA IMMIGRATION WEBSITE FOR MORE INFORMATION.


Head of Chancery [/b]

This boy has got a porn actor's swagger

I am sure I saw him in Anal Destruction Part 4

@Doyin13

What are you doing watching Anal Destruction Part 4? And the preceeding parts? 

LOL!!

I think the child belongs to whoever feeds him, clothes him and loves him!