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A for Assemblies of God
B for Bible missionary
C for Christ Embassy
D for Deeper life
E for Eternal life
F for Faith Assembly
G for God's Army
H for House on the rock
I for International Church of God
J for Jehovah's witness
K for Kingdom of faith
L for Lamb's assembly
M for Mountain of fire
N for Never ending faith
O for Olive Fountain
P for Pinnacle of God
Q for Queen Jezebel's end (yet to be established)
R for Redeem
S for Supernatural healings
T for The Redeemed Christian Church of God
U for Umbrella of God (yet to be established)
V for Vineyard Assembly
W for Winners chapel
X for Xmen for Jesus (yet to be established)
Y for Yahweh is King
Z for Zoe ministry
With all these churches available, if you no go anyone tomorrow God go soak your koboko inside hot oil.

op asking her friend to do it is a better choice... I just love cute love stories and I wish you all the best in your proposal #givethatladyalovelysmile

@OP many private clinics are involved in aborting a foetus but its on a coded level... if you find anyone, you should be ready to pay the bill. Most of them won't agree that they are into it unless you have contacts so you could get a nurse to do the D&C cause most nurses can do it and make sure you keep some money incase of any crisis, you can take her to a private clinic and they'll take proper care of her... The drug that can be used to abort a foetus is not allowed in Nigeria, its mifepristone so unless you get that drug, don't rely on any other drug cause they don't work, they just leave her pregnant with a disabled child. Whatever you do, be smart about it and afterwards your girl should desist from birth control pills, postinor and co cause they all reduce her chances of ever being a mother. Hopefully, it should be her first and last if she loves herself and dreams of a sweet family in future. None of you should feel guilty for this choice you have made cause the child is better off not born than coming into a world with no arrangements or plans for it, we have enough"born by mistakes" roaming the street, please don't add to them. Time is ticking, whatever decision you have taken, act on it quickly.

depends on the diet of the guy involved... guys who eat healthy tend to have sweet semen and I can swallow that but for those who don't give attention to their diet, it's a no no cause the taste is not pleasant at all.... so OP if you want your girl to swallow, eat healthy and she won't be able to resist it cause most guys have unpleasant semen and whenever I come across one that is sweet, its always nice cause I can swallow and enrich myself with the protein....

truth be told, I prefer the rich one

congrats to them

irunoobo:
Yes he has been released. I even heard he slept in your house and fuccked you overnight. Anoufia

omo Yoruba stop trying so hard cause you can never be Igbo, its Anuofia not Anoufia and I'm not surprised at your response cause your display picture says all I need to know about you... I won't reply you again not because I don't know how to finish you with words but because it would be a let down on my person to be exchanging words with someone like you. DirtyYorubaHarlot

irunoobo:
KANU is dead and buried. Foolish man. Buhari will drill him to the last sweat and make him denounce Biafra. Then we can now happily shout one Nigeria in unity. Proudly yoruba

this apology news is stale my sister and if you follow the news, you will know that Nnamdi KANU has been released... Please stop showing your level of ignorance and stupidity on social media

handie:
He never see anything. Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. By the time DSS are through with him, his phone ringtone will be Nigeria's national anthem, he'll repaint his house green white green. If Pickin never go another person farm, he go think say na him papa farm big pass. Nairaland Ipod chanters, ur hero don dey fall una hand o

if you understood what you read, you will see that he apologized for the insults he hurled at them and not for the Biafra agitation... Instead of saying he is falling hands, I'll say he is matured cause insulting them was uncalled for and apologizing for the insults seems like a very matured thing to do....

Deexxy:
[color=#1960BC]Dumbo! Keep sending nùde pictures and then forming victim. [/color]

what do I even say to a brain dead fellow like you to make you receive sense, I give up! your senselessness is in the blood, no matter how hard I try, you can never receive sense

Deexxy:
[color=#1960BC]Simply because you were foolish enough to send a nùde picture in the first place. [/color]

otondo I know you will support him, birds of the same feather flock together after all... the fact that she shared her nude with him doesn't give him any right whatsoever to broadcast it and he deserves what he got

serves the idiot right, he is lucky sef that the girl is nice... if it were me, I'll keep up with the lie till the end, at least I'll use that to claim victim whenever the issue of the unclad picture comes up. He was just so lucky

nonesense:
I wish this dude be behind bar soon

if only wishes were horses... you will wish until you grow white beards and you will continue seeing him flourish like a tree planted by the river side while you shrink

PasNina:
Funny enuf he dosen't if your comment cum advice exist.

you know I almost forgot? thanks for reminding me

Couldn't he have invested in something else, Owerri has only hotels as its establishment and he has come to add to it... Haba!!! Oga pawpaw awfa na, the hotel wey dey Owerri don pass "be careful", you should have done something more productive.

then what about the children in the east, west and south... Abeg!!! APC go siddon

chai! are some Nigerians still this stupid? Bible ko Qur'an ni

MrCork:
....sounds like u leaf in a cave....anyways. .sweery lets hook up so I can repair u wit moiney (pounds sterlin)...do u like shopin?...I will buy u gold lip stik wit matchin ear ring!!

its worst than a cave honey, I need you to repair me immediately.... of course I love shopping

MrCork:
..I live in pekam...pekam is not in Nigeria or ghana..its London!(big man area)

I live in a small man area

Click on the link below

http:www.zikoko.com/list/17-pictures-nigerians-live-alone-will-completely-understand/?utm_source=fb


If you live alone, add your experience to the 17 already listed.

MrCork:
....anyway s..did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot!

no, I'm just hearing that now for the first time, tell me more His Royal Highness

MrCork:
....u this ungrateful sellfish irasbolastickated Ghana girl....shudunt u be happy he sleep wit juss u & yor mum instead of cheatin outside yo marraige wit outsiders?....do u no wot u want?

Techinally hear in pekam, we callit * 3some* ...big deal...GROW UP!!!

dearest Mr Cork I've been expecting your comment for a while now, now derail the thread Your Royal Highness

Hello OUR, I am a married woman and I live with my husband in a two bedroom apartment. I have been married for three years but do not have any kids yet as my husband and I are still waiting for God to bless us with children. You would think this is the problem I have with my mother-in-law right? The fact that i don’t have kids? Actually, the reason i am writing to you is far from that. My mother-in-law lives in the village and we live in the city. She comes to visit us quite often which i definitely do not have a problem with as she is welcome to our home anytime. The only issue i have with her regular visits is the fact that whenever she comes, for whatever reason, my husband always asks me to evacuate our matrimonial bedroom for her. He makes me leave our room to sleep in the guestroom while him and his mother sleep in our bedroom. I have wondered and thought to myself if it is normal to have a full grown man sleep with his mother in the same room especially when there is another room available but i am unable to reconcile it in my head. I asked him why he does it and his response to me was “my mother and I are very close and she suffered so much for me growing up so the least I feel I owe her is to make her very comfortable. And if she feels more comfortable in our matrimonial bed? Then so be it”. I was appalled after i got his response. So appalled that i decided enough is enough! The next time she visited, i deliberately went to bed earlier than usual and tucked myself under the covers pretending to be asleep. When it was time for her to go to bed, could you believe my husband came to wake me up from my pretend sleep telling me that i should go to the other room so “mama” can come to bed? I couldn’t believe my ears. I literally thought i was dreaming. Anyway, just for peace to reign, i did as i was told and mama actually came to bed while i slept in the guest room as usual. Please OUR, tell me what i can do. I have endured this for three years but it is becoming ridiculous. What will happen when we have kids? How will I explain to them that daddy sleeps in the same room with grandma whenever she’s around and not mummy? Does that even sound like something anyone should say out loud? Kindly advise on what i should do to save the situation because i am really getting tired of the entire thing. Source: http://alocovivavoce.com/2015/10/09/877/

disgusting

God please help me cause all I am trying to do is what is right for everybody around me. Without doubts, I have a strong feeling for K and I would really hate to hurt him but C on the other hand has caught my fancy too. I can't afford to hurt K all because of my frivolous ways. My hands itch everyday to pick up my phone and say "hello" to C even though I am responsible for our bridged contact. Why do I still want to talk to him? Why do I still want to be with him and hear his silly jokes? Why do l miss his yabbing and silly talks? Why do I miss his gentlemanly attitude? Why do I miss the way "Onyi" sounds in his mouth? Am I greedy? Why is it so difficult to let go of one of them? I love them both, they tantalize me in their unique ways and its quite difficult to choose between the both of them. K has a stronger hold cause we have been together for a while now and God knows I am trying my best to get rid of C but I can't help it, bridging our contact has not been of help either, it has just made me yearn and hunger for him more cause now I have to wonder what he is doing, where he is and how he is. I am tempted to call but I won't, I'll fight this urge but the question now is "For how long?". At this junction, can I now say "I'm in love with two men"? Two men who are totally awesome and unique in their own ways.

firstking01:
o girl, ignore that hipopotamus, cos u wud be waisting ur tym replying him. Back to d topic, op have u called her attention to it b4??

its a Facebook post so I wouldn't know... I just found it funny and decided to post it on Nairaland

raayah:
Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.

thanks sister, I tell my boyfriend times without number that I've sucked him dry... if someone uses the other for sex, its the woman cause the guy loses protein which nourishes the woman sef so I wonder who is being used... its very common to see a fat glowing wife and a skinny husband and they say we are the ones being used allow them bash in their fame, we know better

I just went through the comments and had a really good laugh not trying to yab anyone ooo but majority of the people commenting don't understand English and with what I passed through earlier in the hands of Mr Cork, I won't be wrong to say 'most romancelanders don't understand English'... this is a copy and paste story from FB, unfortunately I could not extract the link so I decided to copy and paste cause it even seemed more accessible that way... una no get chill at all sha oooo, the fact that I'm a newbie here didn't stop you guys from chewing me, but it was good all the way cause the comments were interesting with most of the girls forming 'I can't live with my boyfriend' even if na dangote son talk true oooo

Yippee! I'm new to nairaland and my 3rd post just made front page I don't actually know what's the biggie but I see people celebrate it so please don't be hard on me cause I'm just doing 'copycatter'

CaroLyner:
can you create mere ant ? blabbing shiit

sister I have nothing against Tiwa but the mere fact that she almost got a photographer arrested for taking her baby's shot, then she goes ahead to post the baby's legs on Facebook... like seriously? that's the height of childishness... the hype of people trying to see her baby reduced and she went ahead to try this cheap attention seeking method? like seriously? if fans want to see her baby its cause they adore her, no need to make a biggie out of it

jejemanito:
Checks her profile
Time registered: September 1st, 2015
No wonder
Welcome to nairalander or better still romance section featuring mrcork
Heads up: Never ever argue with mrcork, you regret it
Truss me

thanks for the heads up