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Very weird and very stupid.

olabrinks:
I’m not being funny but women born after 1990 should not have this stupid olden day mentality of the “kitchen belongs to me only”. It’s weird and stupid. The Kitchen does not belong to the wife of the house, if someone is hungry and they want to cook, let them cook. If someone wants to bath will they ask for permission before using the bathroom? What nonsense.

Just have two of yours (the crazy ones in your family) keep an eye on them.

Pope Francis did not appoint him

Are you a vegan?

Iyaebe:
This is wickedness, you killed animals that were just going about their normal life.

Laws can be stupid.

einsteine:
Under Nigerian law, a man can't rape his wife

It goes both ways. In some relationships, some men are the retards and in others, it is the women

Everything in Nigeria is always trying to kill you from the moment you stepped out of your house.

His wife is wicked and he ended up having 6 children with her. At this point I am convinced he hated his children as well, you can't truly care about your children and continue to father children from a wicked woman. .

The stupid man was looking for an excuse to protect the only child that matter. The op got himself dragged into it.

LilMissFavvy:
So the man had a child outside his marriage, and that's enough reason to call his wife wicked. His wife was wicked yet he fathered 6 children from her. Any side chick that see's another woman's marriage, and you decide to get pregnant for a married man, if his wife and children group together to fight you or kill you after the man's death, then just blame yourself.

Variety is the spice of life. Imagine a world where we are all the same. Boring and depressing. It won't be a world to begin with.

We will be left with those that barely know what they are doing. The young boys in SW would rather ride okada. Fast money, then they think they have arrived. They end up impregnating the girl that should ordinarily spend 2 years to learn a skill which is now a year because she done get belle.

pocohantas:
Way back when you go to get your hair done, you will almost beg for breathing space because as the shop owner is making the hair, almost 6 girls are struggling to see what she is doing. Both the ones that smell good and the ones that don’t.

The good part was you don’t have to be giving attachment (I haven’t met just one lady that loves doing this). These days ehn, na just you and the hairdresser with her crying and restless toddler.

How can you leave scrambled eggs, omelette, boiled eggs and choose sunny side eggs? How am I supposed to trust you?

nedekid:
Ha!!
That's a new one

The texture and taste make it better for me.

You should try custard the Oyinbo way. I can't stand the way we make ours like ogi. So instead of hot water, use hot milk (make it creamy).

descarado:
The texture and taste.
It makes me wanna throw up. I bought rolled oat not long ago after watching one vlog. Bought all the ingredients used. Ended up pouring it away again .
It's like custard though custard is worst. I throw up if that one enters my mouth

I really would have loved to drink them but the taste buds want what it wants

Husbands rape their wives too. A rapist can be a husband, a fiance or a bf.

LilMissFavvy:
This is why it's not good to live with a boyfriend. You are not ready for marriage, so allow her go and find a better man. You don't have self control, you don't have good attitude, you beat and rape a woman. Just look for money and give her, let her rent a house, I guess the two weeks she mentioned is as a result of lack of finance. Tomorrow when your wickedness hunts you and you can't find another good woman, you will say that women are evil* . If she was a bad woman, she would have framed you up for rape, non*sense.

Your dad doesn't owe you a master's degree. Immediately, he said he wasn't going to sponsor you, I take it you didn't have one on one conversation with him about it. He should have kept to his promise but there is no crime withdrawing his obligation which he did before you started your programme.

Also, it sounds like there are unresolved issues between you and your dad.

You are a very despicable human being.

adamsmith914:
Hunger is a weapon of war, don’t mess around with genocide, maybe you are still feeling the generational effect? Hunger made Ojukwu run away, he told the mumus he was going to look for food, got in his jet waiting for him & fled, leaving the innocent children to suffer for his stupidity.

I don't trust Nigerians that have their eggs sunny side up.

nedekid:
My regular breakfast is either of the 3 below.

1. 2 Sunnyside up eggs layed on a ham base, 2 pork sausages, 4 stripps of bacon, 2 fish fingers, baked beans. 2 slices of toast laced with salted butter.
I wash it down with a glass of chilled full cream milk.

2. Boil yam with well ganishd omlete (ie chopped green peppers, garlic, tomatoes, chilli, black pepper). Smoked pork chops by the side.

3. Indomie with 2 Sunnyside eggs and fish fillet. Fillet could be salmon. If not available I fillet a Titus fish.

Oat is divine . What exactly don't you like? The texture or the taste?

descarado:
I just can't get around this oat no matter how it's prepared.

I ended up using oat as swallow.

Mostly oatmeal or cereals. Five minutes prep and I am good to go.

Another proof that women are not the reason die young.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

We have no financial accountability. You don't borrow and put the repayment on 'God' or 'if'.

Wiifesnatcher:
you're saying thrash, may God have mercy on you and your homosexuality sense



in 50yrs time LGBT ko Lagos BRT ni, what's the economic value of LGBT nonsense that you're predicting their domination in Africa?



go and check the reason France couldn't not colonize more of west African and other African countries. some African countries like Nigeria don't joke with their custom and culture



if Nigeria is even serious with law, Bobrisky would have been thrown in the dungeon and lock there forever


you better change your way

Unfortunately for you, you don't need abroad to feel what you feel. In less than 50 years from now, LGBTQ+ will be the new normal. You can start getting used to it.

Wiifesnatcher:
werey don plenty for this world like this



I hooked up with a friend like that, we started as friends and we took it to romantic level, she was in one Arab country before then she returned to Nigeria, I guess her people had been screaming bring husband to them aunty has been showing me love not until her planning to relocate to European country come through, she started giving me distance, I went back to where we hook up, only to see her change her relationship status from single to Bisexual



no wonder she was telling me she don't like sex that she will arrange one girl I go dey fúck regularly if we end up marrying.



what's surprising me is she get big bom bom and breast, this abroad of a thing is having big negative things on these rich kids a lot



None of my kids are going to abroad or boarding house, if you can't school in Covenant uni than na UI or OAU you dey go

This 'freedom' will ruin their young generation.

richmondefosa:


I saw this tweet and i could only shake my head.

May we not give birth to children who will set us up to be embarrassed in public just to garner cheap likes from strangers who will never give a hoot about you.

The western culture, while it comes with lots of benefits and freedom also comes with humongous disadvantages.

At the end of the day, Freedom, if not checkmated will end up becoming slavery.

Say whatever you like, bash me however you can but i will speak the truth. The attitude and behavioral changes of this boy is alien to our culture as Africans and Nigerians. This should be called out and condemned.

LGBTQ+ and the many other alphabets they may decide to come up with will forever be rejected in Africa.

We will not be bullied into accepting a culture alien to ours.

I feel for his mother. I could read her pain from the chats.

May our ancestors give her succor.

Na wa for some children. He didn't have to post his mum's concerns.

I can't be one of your customers

Prechgold1180:
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Sorry I was busy watching champions league match
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Prechgold1180:
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Read about the side effect

Lol. You should not be making promises. It is a lie and unfair to others people health and safety. It is wickedness.

Prechgold1180:
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Go and buy Samsu oil

They didn't give him his percentage.

Post their links here. We are waiting.

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I am tired of people shitting on people who waited till marriage

Kobojunkie:
Help me tell all those spouting silliness about testing before marriage and the lots.

Any peer-reviewed paper to back up your claim?

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Post marital sex can be different from premarital sex as well. People change