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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Stop Mocking People Who Work 9-5jobs by TheAlchemist: 9:43am On Aug 19, 2017
RealityShot:
Most of the peopele typing “ be your
own boss”, or “team self-employed” or quoting “your salary is the bribe given to
abandon your dream and build other people
dream” are students or sitting at home chopping Daddy or mommy food and collecting pocket money!

till we change our mentality about going from university class to 250k per month or daddy giving you 1million to start a business..

..and start thinking "work and save , then start a business part time, then go fulltime (if its successful)"..

..most Nigerians will just continue to start those failed businesses we see everywhere!
Lets be frank the Nigerian environment makes running your business a very difficult preposition. The same business that will easily survive in developed countries due to the wonderful financial and economic support structure in place would fail big time in Nigeria. Do you know how difficult it is to access funds for business expansion. If you can not access funds to either rejig or retool your business, how is the business supposed to survive. You would be lucky to find a finance outfit that would give you a loan at less than 30% interest rate P.A.

For those who have a 9 - 5 job, in Nigeria should hug onto their job, running a business with zero security, epileptic power supply and lack of government patronage is no joke.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Buhari Returns Today - Presidency by TheAlchemist: 9:27am On Aug 19, 2017
President Buhari... only come back to Nigeria when your doctors have certified you fit as a fiddle... You can verify with Aisha in the other room! Wishing you speedy recovery.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by TheAlchemist: 8:54am On Aug 19, 2017
leo2020:
The world's most corrupt woman Diezani is in that same London but these miscreants never protested that she should go home to face justice. . London protest against Buhari is not new. Some paid foolish blacks also protested at Chatham House London in 2015 build up to the general election..
I am totally against what Diezani did, but let us be truthful to ourselves, she was emboldened to commit such level of malfeasance due to past precedence from previous ministers. What other past officials heading the petroleum industry have stolen if fully brought to light may make Diezani look like a learner.
Business › Re: Finally I Saved Up 700k Legitimately, Which Business Can I Survive On? by TheAlchemist: 3:57am On Aug 19, 2017
bbbabes:
You have a great deal of funds. Divide the money into 3 and do 3 different kinds of businesses. If one fails, one picks up.

Thanks
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This is quite a good advice.
Let me add that no matter the business you are doing try to do a little market research, gather some data, let your decision be driven by data not emotion. Never rush into business, patience should be the golden rule to avoid fatal mistake.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barcelona Truck Attack Kills 12 And Injures 80 by TheAlchemist: 7:58am On Aug 18, 2017
planetx:
This Arabs are really dealing with the Europeans, funny enough the Europeans love and respect them more than Africans that are always kissing their ass.
isn't it ironic... in the voice of Alanis Morrisette
Politics › Re: If Oil Can’t Save Venezuela, It Sure Can’t Save Nigeria Says Ben Murray by TheAlchemist: 6:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
natznext:
Now, good point you've made
But let's not delusional and sweep our undoings under the carpet, these other guys didn't just attain their status in a few years, they went through phases, tho we necessarily don't have to take as long as it took em
But will the integration of all these tech and advancements take us time? Bitter truth is YES!
Real time oo, proper implementation, not some wild dreams o
200mil people?
What is our literacy rate?
Even the so called literate, 80% re stuck in the '80s

Furthermore, do you know the number of engines that uses fossil fuels in the world today?
Those that are still being manufactured?
Even if they'll want to start swapping combustion engines for electric motors, only vehicles that was produced in recent times would easily be converted
A lot of countries would still run on fuel for the next 30yrs
I say we take 15yrs to dominate and exploit the oil market since the major players would have already moved to electric and renewable energy, these doesn't stop us from using proceeds to fund the integration of Electric and renewable energy

Verily, I tell you fellow country man, if we leap to start moving at their pace without first setting a strong foundation, we'll crash
Listen must Africa always play the catch up, why cant we be brave and bold for once to even leapfrog the white man.. at least it is an incontestable fact that civilization started in Africa.
We may soon enter the era of buy one barrel of oil get 1,000 free... if our leaders don't wake up!
Politics › Re: If Oil Can’t Save Venezuela, It Sure Can’t Save Nigeria Says Ben Murray by TheAlchemist: 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2017
franksam2009:
I need to find Ben Bruce twitter handle to tell him he has no sense, even if Nigeria becomes dumping ground for petrol cars, it will create more job opportunities while switching to electric cars will fuel more corruption
Why do you want Nigeria to become a dumping ground for petrol cars, is the alarming rate of cancer not enough warning that we need to detoxify our environment.
Business › Re: FBN Merchant Bank Teams Up With Oxford Group To Publish 2017 Report On Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 10:17am On Aug 13, 2017
Touchey:
That handshake tho.
The guy wan squeeze the life out of her hand
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That handshake simply means the guy means business.
Politics › Re: I am only staying in London because of my Doctors - Buhari by TheAlchemist: 9:55am On Aug 13, 2017
totorimi:
.....and they all flew to London with tax payers money just to give him 'Get Well Soon' card.
It is well O.
Now you know why all the refineries are non-performing, why NNPC keeps on declaring loss year in year out, why most government owned corporations are mismanaged, why debts are piling up for the innocent Nigerian Children.. Really Mr. President has demystified himself, it is sad that African leaders hardly care about what the history book will say about them.

I wish my president that i voted for would do the honorable thing. The task of running Nigeria can even weigh down the most energetic of men. Mr. President sadly does not look well enough, even with the long rest. May God restore your health so as to do the right thing. Your health and family are more important than holding on to a transient power. GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
Health › Re: Itching After Bathing - I Need Help... by TheAlchemist: 8:39pm On Aug 12, 2017
Apply either of this simple solution:

1. Boil your water
2. If you are using cold water, do vigorous exercise (sweat out enough).

thank me later.
Politics › Re: Audio & Transcript Of Anti-Igbo Song In Hausa Language Now In Circulation by TheAlchemist: 12:18pm On Aug 06, 2017
aputel:
We must be able to think outside the box in times of crisis, what is happening now in the North is not a Arewa agenda ,the issue is settled and mediated . Some cabals somewhere are by extension using this to settle political scores. The whole events is to bring about a general state of insecurity,these set of people will now come to the press to promote genocide forcing the military to take over .
If this will be the shortest route to partitioned Nigeria ,let's pray for them. No matter the length of the day ,the night will come for the visitors to leave for his house.
The igbos and Yoruba should be on the watch but this is not a Northern agenda but a extension of the intrigued by the cabal
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Thanks for the assurance... i think your point of view makes more sense!
Politics › Re: Ambode Seeks FG's Permission For 3000MW Project To Power Lagos by TheAlchemist: 3:36pm On Aug 05, 2017
CaptainFM1:
Not necessarily. There might be migrant control measures. With 24hrs electricity, real estate will go up, rents will go up, taxes collection will improves if not increased..., Only those that fits and can sustain themselves in a Mega city will be able to stay. Others will go back to farm.
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Let me add with 24hours electricity service charge in shopping malls will go down, as the use of generator accounts for a high percentage of the service charge, which will lead to reduce cost of items sold to final consumer, generator prices will see a southward movement, more people would work from their homes, so office rental cost may also go downwards, also food will become more cheaper as homes can preserve their foods longer in fridges, etc....
Politics › Re: Ojukwu With His Children While On Exile In Ivory Coast 1971 (Throwback Photo) by TheAlchemist:
heo88:
Interesting comments on this thread, including the one about him being a coward for abandoning his people. I'm not sure if I would have used that term, but based on the events of history, it's impossible for me to argue against this.

What people aren't taking into account are the real imperatives for the initial Biafra secession attempt. Whilst the slaughters/programs of 1953 and then 1966 as retribution for the unsuccessful coup attempt by Chukwuma kaduna nzeogwu underscored the need for a safe haven for igbos from the North, there are other factors which often aren't covered:

Ojukwu as many know, was raised in the North and had hausa orientation; similar to Nzeogwu. Such was his orientation, he was well acquainted with their women, reportedly even fathering a hausa/igbo hybrid daughter. Furthermore, he was ajebutter and schooled at Kings College in Lagos, Epsom College in the UK (just outside of London and with very expensive school fees) and then from there attended the renown Oxford University (Lincoln college to be precise). As you can see from this, it is understandable why many questioned his igbo credentials.

Now this fact may be a little less known, but Ojukwu's father was Louis Odimegwu Ojukwu who was a very wealthy man and the founder of the Nigerian Stock Exchange. When you consider that oil was found in Ologbiri LGA - in present day Bayelsa state (circa 1956), which incidentally was part of the original Biafran territory, you can see the 'delicious' opportunities that this presented for the Ojukwu family, especially when you consider all the oil blocks in this region which would have been theirs in the event of a successful secession.

In considering all of the above, keep in mind that Ojukwu was educated to Master's level in the 1950s (unheard of for most Nigerians or people in general at that time), he was a very strategic and intelligent man, and there's no doubt that there would have been other key considerations beyond securing a safe haven for vulnerable igbos based in other parts of Nigeria.

There's more to the above, but let's park it here for now. With regards to Nnamdi Kanu, I hate to say this but I am sceptical about his true motivations for the contemporary Biafran agitation. For one, he has made a number of aimless, provocative ramblings; perhaps this is to test his level of influence, then again who knows. However, would-be Biafrans should ask themselves what he has to offer them before throwing their weight behind him. What sound or remotely sensible economic policies has he proposed?? Meanwhile people are working themselves up into a frenzy, all in the name of identity politics. All I'll say is that make sure you know what you're getting in exchange for supporting him and my advice is to avoid being a 'political chess piece'; you're better than that.

In closing, wars and civil unrests are ALWAYS about securing resources for the victors. If you consider British efforts in the early 19th century to secure Nigeria as a constituent part of the British empire, they were able to neutralise the Northerners, yorubas/midwesterners and the easterners (including Rivers/Bayelsa and Cross Rivers/Akwa Ibom before identity politics led to them assuming a 'south-south' identity) because of the more sophisticated weapons they produced in South London, UK (Woolwich Arsenal to be precise and their workers who manufactured the weapons were the first players for the team we now know as 'Arsenal'), and the motive was resource control. If we look at Ojukwu's efforts, this was motivated by resource control; any civil war (particularly in Africa) or colonial expansion recorded in the last 300 years, has always, always been about resource control. A new Biafra wouldn't bring about peace, but rather it would foreshadow more bloodshed and war; just take a cursory glance at the recently-created South Sudan and it becomes clearer what I'm referring to.


CC. Zehner
wow... your writeup is quite insightful!
Politics › Re: Ojukwu With His Children While On Exile In Ivory Coast 1971 (Throwback Photo) by TheAlchemist: 10:40am On Aug 05, 2017
Yungknyyght:
You are a he-goat...I'm igbo and I don't regard ojukwu as a great person,all he did was for his personal interest..you don't have to insult a whole tribe cus you are trying to make a silly point
I don't regard ojukwu as a great person,all he did was for his personal interest..

I give you 1000 likes for the bolded statement, truth be told Ojukwu played on the emotional sentiments of the Igbo nation occasioned by the massacre of igbos in the North, in order to achieve his selfish and inordinate ambition to rule. He never truly loved the Igbo nation....
Politics › Re: Ojukwu With His Children While On Exile In Ivory Coast 1971 (Throwback Photo) by TheAlchemist: 10:29am On Aug 05, 2017
Modsenemy:
No offense , but you make less sense with this post.
The point is, those people led their people to war for whatever reason and gave their life for it . They stood till death for the course they established .

It doesn't change the fact that Ojukwu fled when he technically led his people to death.
Heroes make sacrifices even with their life .
Onwuateagwu and Azuchie who followed Ojukwu to the airport should have fled too. As a matter of fact, they could be shot dead , but they stayed back and watched their master run.

According to obasanjo's account of Onwuateagwu's death, he launched a final attack on nigerian troop and got killed .
Onwuateagwu's should be the real hero to be celebrated by Igbos and not Ojukwu.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by TheAlchemist: 4:10pm On Aug 04, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
I'm pointing to the fact that voodoo is useless because if it really worked, our forefathers won't have patronised Christianity or Islam, and the whites who came to live among us would have died from a host of deity inflicted diseases.
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someone had earlier in his post mentioned that Juju works on energy fields, perhaps for some unknown reasons, there is something in the energy fields of the black man that makes Juju permeable, while for the white man there is a sort of invisible energy/force field that render it impregnable.
Crime › Re: Alaka Abayomi: "I Am Not Badoo Member, Police Framed Me Up" by TheAlchemist: 2:25pm On Aug 02, 2017
I have read that the cult after breaking the heads of their victim will use a handkerchief to wipe the blood... so for those looking for body parts know that the bible says LEV 17:14 "LIFE IS IN THE BLOOD" which means the owner of the shrine may have also developed his covenant with demonic powers that the need for body parts may not be necessary... all the demon spirit needs is confirmation that a body has been sacrificed the blood stained handkerchief would probably be burnt as a form of incense after making the necessary incantation to the demon spirit and voila the owners of the shrine can now make their request... just trying to think differently!
Politics › Re: Igbo Quit Notice: We Cannot Guarantee Your Safety - Arewa Youths by TheAlchemist: 2:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
All i know is that for every problem there must be a solution... our selfish leaders are the cause of this problem.
Car Talk › Re: FORGET THE BRAKE. YOU’LL DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS WITH ONE PEDAL by TheAlchemist: 9:42am On Aug 02, 2017
Technology is really interesting, before we were supposed to move from petrol cars to gas powered cars... out of the blues the electric car became the best option, but who knows what is next, perhaps wind combined with solar powered cars that self charge... truly interesting time if you live outside Africa.
Car Talk › Re: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by TheAlchemist: 9:14am On Aug 01, 2017
Kokaine:
before you know it, they will incopooperate solar and wind charging system to this car.
people keep on talking of solar charging option forgetting that wind is equally feasible. I just hope the pay back period of dangote's refinery is not in the very long run horizon, because advancement of green technology may soon obsolete the building of new refineries across the world.
Car Talk › Re: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by TheAlchemist: 8:49am On Aug 01, 2017
AntiWailer:
There will be charging stations. And I see a future technology where u pay tool to enter a particular highway that will be charging the car as you drive through.
such highways already exist in canada and some other countries... whereby as you are driving your car is self charging.
Car Talk › Re: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by TheAlchemist: 8:39am On Aug 01, 2017
cosby02:
What will now happen to our oyelhuh



This oyibo people sef undecided
You can build state of the art museum for your oil!
Politics › Re: Hajiya Hadiza Is Dead! Sule Lamido's Daughter Dies In India (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:17am On Jul 30, 2017
goingape1:
sacrifice things
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Take all your problems to Jesus... Do not go anywhere for so called solutions... The Devil never gives anything for free.
A word is good enough for the wise.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Wearing Cherubim And Seraphim Church Full Regalia (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:04am On Jul 30, 2017
samsam2019:
shut up your stupid mouth and at least have sense.


so it was his fault that this country is a mess even when it's already 10 years since he left power
I agree with SalamRushdie:
Obj had the opportunity to ensure that some like Donald Duke emerged as the running mate to the late Yar'Adua, but he preferred Goodluck... so we are kind of paying for Obj's wrong choices.
Celebrities › Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by TheAlchemist: 4:08am On Jul 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

BBC is a shame to professional journalism!

What's Olajumoke's merit?
What's her story?
What's her future?
I bet BBC doesn't even know the name of the boy who graduated with a 5.0 CGPA.

How is she an inspiration?
Olajumoke is simply a product of sentiments and corporate prostituting.

She has never caught my attention, empathy or respect, she never will.
She has been constantly shoved down our throats by the harlotry cabal that all of a sudden, she's now someone to reckon with.

God forbid!

A generation and nation which celebrates nobodies out of sentiments, fad and ethnicity has no future.
I totally agree with your submission... what is wrong with Nigerians,,, somebody possibly read of the the story of the Queen of Katwe
http://www.espn.com/espn/news/story?page=Mag15gameofherlife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Katwe ; http://www.queenofkatwe.com/ and likely decided to copy same with modifications, but Olajumoke's story smells more of a fraud than Agege bread! They are simply waiting for an opportunity to make a movie and earn their millions.... This is simply a money making venture aka 419, sorry Nigerians deserve a better script than this!
Politics › Re: Sagay Blasts Fayose: He Is An Irresponsible Clown, An Embarrassment To Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 5:56pm On Jul 25, 2017
Even from the most recent picture of Buhari, it is evident that he needs to be more concerned about his health.
To run a country like Nigeria can be very demanding, even for a very fit person... It is obvious he needs constant medical supervision. His medical condition may worsen due to the stressful nature of running a country like Nigeria. A word is good enough for the wise.
Politics › Re: Video Of Nnamdi Kanu In 2012 Saying: "We Can't Allow Anyone Tear Nigeria Apart" by TheAlchemist: 6:34am On Jul 23, 2017
FisifunKododada:
But 'coincidentally' Kanu did not reach Biafran 'enlightenment' UNTIL GEJ lost and Buhari won. You see the hypocrisy?
1000 likes
Politics › Re: Mbe Nwaniga Compares Ojukwu's Biafra To Kanu's Biafra by TheAlchemist: 8:55am On Jul 22, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
I've thought it over. I don't think federalism will save the country. What will save Nigeria is a formation of an identity. A new identity. Where everyone is a Nigerian and not Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa. Where the people are homogeneous in culture and spirituality. You can never live in peace with this proportion of Christians and Muslims in one place. It's impossible. You'd have to collapse both for Nigeria to work. You'd have to collapse our cultures that are antagonistic.
Create an identity.

But is it worth it? Why should we collapse our cultures, languages, traditions and spirituality to forge a nation if we can independently exist and coexist as peaceful neighbours? Is it worth it? Federalism, or as they say, restructuring(of structures) will only affect us economically and have no material effect on our immaterial mind where peace is built. Let's see. But I've not seen these two religions coexist peacefully in one country. It's either one is 80 and the other 20. 50/50 or 45/55 can never be peaceful. It's impossible. I hope I'm wrong.
We have yoruba muslims and yoruba christians and they live well without any rancor.. One of the key problems with Nigeria is high level of illiteracy in the North, the divide and rule tactics of our leaders.... I honestly believe there is strength in diversity. As i am typing this reply i noticed that all my fingers are not equal, there is the the longer, shorter, medium, fatter, thinner, weaker fingers but with good coordination they allow me to type faster than if i decide to only use one finger.... Lets not underestimate the power in diversity. We need to have a platform for corrupt free elections, we need to fight corruption and not the mere lip service witnessed in the media, need for visionary leaders who can properly coordinate the affairs of this nation and watch Nigeria take its rightful place as an economic/political giant in the world.
Career › Re: Quitting My Lucrative Job For A Degree In Canada by TheAlchemist: 9:40am On Jul 20, 2017
5DMindset:
500k monthly is not money in today's Nigeria economy with 17% inflation and 4% interest rate on average on savings account. Remember it is less than $2000.

Proceed to Canada and live a better life with clean air devoid of generator noise. After your education you will earn not less than $2500 in Canada and marry a less narcissist wife that has no family problems and mental issues.

Personally, my monthly expenses surpasses that salary.

By the way I make way more than you are making but the cost of running 24/7 gen and staff salaries and recurring expenses clocks over 500k monthly. So take my advise and move at the speed of light. Coz 500k is not money and you know it. Those who don't earn that think it's money. It is not.
Best advice so far!
Business › Re: CBN Extends Support To Skye Bank by TheAlchemist: 12:04pm On Jul 19, 2017
hungryboy:
Here is how Nigeria works
Big man goes to his bank friends to take loans he has no intention of paying back
Because of too much bad loans, the bank almost collapses,


Big man begs Government to rescue the bank

And write off his debts to the bank as bad loans
Government then rescues the bank and writes off his debts ,





And big man goes back to that same bank again to collect more loans he plans not to pay back

And the cycle continues


How many poor men dem dey give loan 0,
You must be banker!
Sadly a genuine struggling entrepreneur just requiring funding of N1m with good intention to pay back would never be granted such loans.
Sports › Re: Venus Williams Loses Wimbledon Trophy To Muguruza by TheAlchemist: 8:16pm On Jul 15, 2017
A younger Venus would have provided more resistance in the second set.... I think for legend like Venus a 6 - 0 score line is not what we are die hard fans would like to see.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bloody Protest In Hamburg As 100,000 Storms The City Against G20 Summit(Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:25am On Jul 08, 2017
mansakhalifa:
76 demonstrators/protesters and policemen injured and tag such a protest as 'bloody'? Blimey,where I come from that is still a peaceful protest. That said,we are too divided,selfish and purposeless to pull this off back here. Quote me if you think I ve got it all wrong.
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you are spot on... it will turn to either a north vs south issue, or muslim vs christian! These are what our leaders use to exploit us.

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