₦airaland Forum

Abeg, who dey carryout this Yeye research like dis?

Abeg, who wan hug make he hug and who no wan hug make he fold hands.
Sha let make your mind put towards everybody.

What's the issue with this People?

Ordinary to Celebrate with people don become issue for Una.

Ordinary to be Happy for others, you cannot do.

Abegi, me I will Prefer to Transfer Money and go join in the Celebrations.

But, then I do marry for some days now and I didn't date anyone before my Woman.

Alexodlaivic:
Werrey

Ogbeni Alexodlaivic wetin be my own with you bayi?

Instead to ask of my Aza and send some USD/GBP/CAD, na Yeye you dey talk.

Itiboribo

Hmmm!

May everybody Sha dey careful cos this Kidnapping things have gone out of hands already and even Government self no understand again.

People like us wen no get anything, na God be our Shield and Keeper.

Some people can do anything just to Japa.

Must you do "Anything/Everything" because you want to Japa/Stay Back in Obodo Oyinbo?

Well, Life has a way of Balancing Equations, so careful what variables you give to it.

Quick advice, If you have a Stable Job where you're doing anyhow, then don't take BAT's appointment ooo cos BAT go pursue you if you do anyhow ooo.

BAT is seriously serious ooo.
Na, FD go soon collect cos, I no know the usefulness of that guy.

Well, these appointments are only related to culture and arts.

No man can afford it.

Will the Man also carry Pregnancy?

See ehn, work with Female Bosses first, then you will Understand that, your Wife earning more than you do, requires a lot... Not to talk you not earning anything.

If you get opportunity but go dey do like mum* let those people carry you Handicap na you know ooo.

See am now, dem don carry people from no where come.

Hmmm!

This Life just get as he be.
Men Like Angels locate me ooo. Make I enter better levels

Hey wahala.

Well, make we hope say na the Men deceive am, say no be her Greed cause wahala.

KnowledgePower7:
I have attended a church service in Anambra during buhari re election.
Multitude of people were praying for Buhari to die. At first it shock me but then I see how people were serious cursing Buhari.

Fast forward 5 years, Buhari is still alive
Most of those people cursing Buhari has died.

Looking at how many curses Nigerians have cursed Tinubu and Tinubu is still alive and moving about. Be like say Curses na nonesense

Life work based on Principles.
What did Buhari do to them that they are cursing Him?
A curse with cause will never stand.
Buhari was made their leader and He was doing His "Best" to ensure things work out.
He gave their Governors monthly allocations and bailouts and gave their local Governments their necessary dues.
That they are suffering is seemingly not Buhari's Fault and Christians are commanded to Pray for those in position of Authority.
So those people and their Pastor are not CHRISTIANS.

Same way some Evil people are praying that BAT will die, they must realize that Life doesn't work in their terms.
If they become President today and some curses them for no just reason, that thing no go ever work.

But you see that Curse thing ehn, if you wan know maybe he dey work ehn, just steal Church Money or do anyhow to people you go realize say things dey happen.

Including Salaries and Projects?

Well, na Mum* dey take advice from him sworn enemy.

Chai! Leaving Nigerians in the hand of Nigerian Employers.
Unfortunately, Nigerian employers are worst than Lebanese, Chinese & Co.

Thanks, will be my reply cos I know the partner wen I get.

400k and you dey chop am finish?

Guy, begin assume say na 200k you dey commot eye for the remaining 200k make you dey save am and begin plan on better Investment no be those Forex/Crypto ooo.

Because, this Weather no really stable ooo.

Egbe Nana!

Sha raise your pikin well ooo, make she no go become public toilet for those boys ooo.

Bros, don sharperly join mouth for the matter wen dey ground.

Sha, make he go dey prepare for 2039 elections.
He should ensure he keeps posting ooo.

Police!...

Some people ehn, the Thunder wen go strike dem still dey do Testing-Microphone.

With this BettaEdu-Gate, I have come to realize that the People destroying this Country are very close to all of Us and the Youth will probably be worst than their Fathers, except a Miracle Happens.

Who would have thought a Medical Doctor, who is already a PhD holder at 37 would be found in this kind of brouhaha?

My Girl too go play Football/Soccer to International Levels.

Well!

Keep the Money and give it to the Family when the dust settles.

But this go require make I avoid the temptation to keep the Money, make I no go do am BettaEdu

MimiBiggs:
A hunter friend gifted me this antelope.. Pounded yam and efo riro loading

Oya!!! Update location, make we come use some Maltina down the Antelope Meat Peppersoup.

Just check through Nairaland and you will realize nobody from any other state do this thing "this boy" is doing.

Trying to impress people who careless about You.

Funniest part of this brouhaha is the fact that those houses may only be opened December and closed by January.

What's the use of an estate that no one lives in?

Bragging Right abi?
Okay, Congratulations.

During the build-up of the 2023 General elections, David Hundeyin resurface after a brief brake from End Sars brouhaha.

During the elections and almost 6months after the elections, He was still doing 'investigative' journalism and bringing in different Information (Propaganda) that even the BB with C could not get for Us.

However, recently He seems to be missing and not bringing in any information.

So, I ask where is the Information machine of the AA and PO's crew?
We need him to provide some side entertainment from this Betta, and Co drama.

Eeyah!

Baba Kabiru aka Baba Afusa.
2026 is not far. They will cook his share and give him and he would teach his children the lessons.

See dem don dey shout "He looks gay".

Kai, una think say if na Gay he go do enter Seminary? Shey una no know say LGBTQ na opportunity to cash out he for be for the Guy? But the Boy feels He has Divine calling to Physical Priesthood so make una just suppose am ni, not saying some rubbish.

RIP Snr. Man.
You don change Address be that and na so all men go change Address when He reach their time.

62+yrs old Grandma na hin you dey complain say she no dey dress well?

Abeg who she wan dey dress well for?
Person wen don see this Life say nothing dey there, na hin you want make she still dey wear Wig and Makeup?

Okay, buy some bump-short, Waistbeads, plastic bra and Brazilian hair for her so that she can look like those Irresponsible 18yrs old girl wen dey scatter leg for street.

You better face your Life and leave Grandma to dey her lane cos she is closer to "changing address" now than 20yrs ago.

Na now Daybreak for Una area ba?

Quick info, make una forget 2027 as far as Presidency is concern ooo.

But sha, make una still try dey form united front maybe he go Favour una.
But laslas una go learn.

Go girl, atleast do am reach 1 Dozens.
Congratulations