₦airaland Forum

I heard they spray something to put the victim into deep sleep.

anthonyuncle:
was she drugged or what?

how can someone be asleep and the whole room will be ransacked without her waking up

Does he have to lick ass to achieve that??!

Awkabigboy:
Let us say the truth, Umahi is trying to unite the east to be stronger again in the national politics

Let the lies begin!

Hope this is not another lie from Lai Lai Momodu?

Pray for who?! The relentless tormentor of Nigerians?? You MUST be outta your mind!!!

Y’all in the North are On Your Own (OYO).
You ignored and antagonized the South when we cried for help that terrorists had invaded our forests.
You people in the North even connived with Southern sabos to hunt & clamp down on the ONLY lone voice that had the guts to defend the SW… Igboho.
Now you will get no pity from someone like me. The North wined & dined with the devil, now it is time to dance Azonto with Lucifer!

He simply paid for his laziness / ignorance.
Why not google the possible fault on an alternative internet enabled device 1st? If he is unable to use google due to illiteracy, he simply paid the price for not being educated.

Yoruba boys doing big things in the music industry! No doubt the Yorubas have a language & genes that just creates great rhythm, lyrics and sound.
Kudos to Fireboy for this super collabo!

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekzpzNCNDQ

Don’t panic yet. Get tested immediately to be sure you were negative before sex with her. After 3-4months, get tested again and do another test by 6months.
You can buy the test kit from a reputable pharmacy for discreetness.
Also try to use a condom with your wife for the next 6 months.
Justify the use of condom by doing below : 1.Make sure you go home one day from a travel trip with blood stained dress (don’t overdo the blood stain).
2. Lie to her that you tried to help a bleeding accident victim
3 After a few days tell her you realized you had a cut on your finger & that finger got soaked in the phantom victim’s blood. Thus your preventive steps to protect her with condom use pending your HIV & Hepatitis B & C test confirmation after 6months.

Going forward, NEVER f*ck a person with or without a condom without doing HIV & Hepatitis B & C tests. The home tests cost less than 2k for all the test if you buy in bulk!!!

Trust me, ALL parents love each child differently and we all have our favorite. The important thing is NEVER to make it obvious.

Oga she has shown you the hierarchy of authority in her life.
As the HEAD of your home, Call her attention to it & demand a change.
If she corrects the error, you are lucky. Make sure you reward her with more affection.
If she doesn’t change from her error, mark my words, YOU ARE DOOMED IN THAT MARRIAGE!

SayAsSeen:
Hello friends, I'd like to ask intelligent and older minds for advise about an issue before I react.

My wife's elder brother is visiting my house and my wife has been serving his food first before serving and bringing my good, in my own house.


Please I just want to ask if this is wrong or right or even just normal?

I worked all through the night and was famished by the time the day broke this morning. I gave her some dough and told her to prepare me noodles and sardine, emphasizing on the fact that I was very hungry.

NOTE: Her Brother was still asleep at this time.

She prepared the meal, split it into two. Woke up and served her brother first in my guest room before coming to my room to give her hungry husband his food.

I was so mad, I ignored the food, went out to smoke a cigarette. While I was doing that it occured to me ask for advice here, because I didn't want to ask anybody I knew personally.

I still don't know whether to be mad, or to just ignore it.

I am a strong believer of common sense and respect and her actions this morning lack both! It would have take her less than 30 seconds to give me my food then go wake and serve her brother!

Is she told me she needed money for something and I put my younger sister's need over her's-no matter how tribal her's might be-i know how she'd react and the amount of making up I'd have to do.

I am trying to be very mature about this, that's why I keeping things anonymous?

Besides I'd like to know, I possibly can't be the only person who has experienced this sort of situation because they say there's nothing new under the sun. Please who has ever felt this way, I am very understanding and if something irks me, it would irk every body else too.


Wish I could explain better

Women ONLY deny simps sex!
You are a woman wrapper controlled by your wife.
Our forefathers had the antedotes that cured the madness some women exhibit.
Marry another wife or move towards divorcing her and watch her beg you with her p*ssy .

Long story short, y’all over pampered the brat!
He is an entitled and lazy idiot.
You are also his problem too! Why will you give him extra from your own money without him needing it urgently? Why are you all borrowing him money senselessly knowing full well that he won’t repay?
STOP GIVING HIM THE ATTENTION THAT FUELS HIS MISDEMEANOR!
He will grow up with time. Just ignore him and quietly pray for him. Stop giving him money that you cannot tie to his growth and development.
Lastly, I have a strong feeling that he is using drugs. Investigate that angle & find help for him before he acts irrationally against you all.

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

This incompetent old fool should just STFU and let Nigerians endure the torture that he is in peace!
The reason you were voted in is to make life better for Nigerians regardless of the situation. Nigerians did not vote you in to come and give 1000 reasons why Buhari failed as president!

You and your friend are a disgrace to your parents for the poor education you were given.

Is Kogi in the South West?!

WillyDave:
My dear don't be surprised. Goggle top 10 armed robbers in Nigeria history you will see why. 8 are from South West.

Really? So this ugly duck is also trying to identify broke guys?
She needs to 1st research how not to look ugly 1st!
Broke girl identifying broke guys? LOL!

I am not suprised.
Buhari will realize how badly he has damaged his initial lie of a reputation after he leaves office on or before May 29 2023. He has chosen to notoriously be on the wrong side of glorious history!

Hypocrites! The burden of Nigeria!

Trust me our minds have different matrix & thresholds to withstand pressure and stress before insanity sets in.
What you can handle with ease without going crazy, your twin with a similar DNA may not be able to tolerate it.
Some people will live a fulfilled and stress free life even when neck deep in unpayable debt, others will become defeatist and suicidal at the thought of owing debt they have assets to pay off.
Human beings are complex creatures.

Negroid001:
Who hasn't been in debt before? Even Nigeria dey owe money. They frustrated the young chap jawe.

Several factors may have led to his suicide.
1. Withdrawal syndrome from stopping drug or alcohol use suddenly
2. Debt and inability to meet his financial obligations
3. Untreated Progressive and degenerative mental illness due to hereditary, social, psychological or medical factors.
4. Spiritual attack

That crap the baby mama said about his family not helping him is BS. We are all responsible for our lives once we clock 21years old!

I hope he finds the time & courage to ask the son where he got the money if the son doesn’t have a legitimate job or business that can afford the vehicle.

Their f*cking cup of tea. All man for himself!

iwaeda:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/17/northern-groups-threaten-shutdown-six-states-and-abuja-if-nigerian-government-fails-curb

Oversabi don finish you! That guy is still a learner. The poster na full blown MAGA!

DaddyRochie1642:
This is some skilled sort of manipulation.

She's giving him the impression that he's the air that she breathes and can't do without him and the man head will be swollen when he gets to the office.

Only for her to signal the side guy when the cost is truly clear


With this action of hers of always shedding steady tears when he wants to go to work, she has already won his trust over.

I wonder if those same tears will be flowing if it was a struggling guy

This girl is so desperate to stay in the news.
The inferiority complex Funke Akindele's soaring career gave this lady has probably led he to have pschological issues.
Funke who started her career with Moyo is so successful, but that should not warrant all this her cry for attention.
Everyone has their pace in life. Life na turn by turn, no be by gra gra!

You were not worth the risk of her losing her current BF.
Looks like the BF is better than you in bed for her. Don't worry, your kini will better suit another woman. You MUST ensure that it doesn't affect your self esteem.
I understand how demeaning this kind of rejection can be... especially when you thought you smashed it like a bull!
Don't let it bother you. You win some and you lose some. Both of you were not just compatible sexually.

This Malami guy is an unrepentant evil force in the GMB rule. He has consistently chosen to be on the wrong side of history throughout this notorious administration.
I hope the legislature will have the courage to veto the bill if Buhari as expected choses to tow the line of the inglorious advise he keeps getting from Malami.

I respect the lady for the bold move. But, na by force? Not ALL relationships MUST end in marriage no matter how long.
Some people prefer to be life long partners instead of married couples.
As usual , Nigerians have their crooked and valueless twist on everything good.

By the way, imagine if the scenario changed and it is the man who slapped the woman for rejecting his proposal?

See what all these woman power BS is causing? People are raising simpletons as men.
One day something will give.

Says beneficiaries of the rotten union!

This would be a great idea. But I doubt if the rotten system will make it materialize.

Who listens to this fool who doesn’t even know if he is gay or not?

Busy doing nothing! Motion without movement!
What a waste!