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lexaydfg:
Guy na so we see am oooo, most of this ladies of nowadays(not all) prefer to beg than to work and make money.

Even the ones working find it comfortable to lay flimsy financial request @ a guys feet. My girl works. But i sub for her once in a while. Tthis new chic works too. And just a few days chat and she is asking for data subscription.

kilode100:
Are you not yanshing them?.. Where are all these stingy men crawling out from bikonu?
How much is common subscription?...

Did u actually read what i wrote? Girls i just started asking out this week? And they have started tabling their request on my table? This is not a matter of being stingy. I have my girl friend and i meet her financial needs. But girls should @least have some pride when they meet someone new and not acting as if they have just met santa claus.

Begging have become a favourite past-time for Nigerian girls. Meet one today,the next day she is seeking one financial favour from you. It is sad. Am having issues with my girl of almost two years. Those two years,i was faithful and didnt care to meet another girl. But since this present ish started,i decided to explore a bit. I went after the prettiest gurl in my church choir on monday. By wednesday she was reminding me i will do mothering sunday for her ooo. Can u imagine that? Mothering sunday for a single girl?
That same period i met one around my office. She works closeby too. Same story. Her subscription have expired and i should help her subscribe.
Is that how all ladies now behave? Did my almost two year sabbatical from the toasting/hunting new babe bizness blind me from what our girls have turned to? Dont they have any iota of pride again? How come these girls feel comfortable taking money from every tom,dick and harry that says hi to them?
I might just find a way to sort out ma issues with my girl and forget about these leeches wandering about

lol @arsenal

This is what we call wailing on code

CzarChris:
Very true, even some professors that came back from foreign universities to lecture in the university where I work are all threatening to go back.

And someone will be complaining of "capital flight". I just don't understand why this government doesn't take the education sector serious.

Dodo my man

The reporter stated that the Yorubas were seen in groups chanting, “We don’t want 1 Nigeria again, everybody should go their separate ways.”


Chai!!!!
They must enjoy their one Nigeria

This is sad. Some thing drastic needs to be done about these fulani herdsmen. The silence of this president in important crucial national issues is not only baffling but also unnerving. Buhari should say something about this. I dont want to hear from femi adeshina or garba shehu. Buhari should address the nation. He is the president and should stop hiding

bugzbunny:
Breaking now....the yorubas hv all escaped frm agiliti area of ketu.... I repeat d yorubas are on the run on home soil

Chai!!!!
Where are they running to kwanu?

So they are using the available forex we have to import grasses ehn?

BuddahMonk:
She said one Yoruba baba was running his cap fell from his head he didn't even look back or try to pick it but keep running

chai,that baba must be a coward o

Abagworo is sinking to new despicable depths.
I spit on u

Lmao @ working like a distant learning student.

Obiagelli:
Usually i don't reply shallow comments like yours, if you think carrying arms is self defense, you are unintelligent.
Shallow minds will fight wars and in the end achieve absolutely nothing. Go and read African history.

then what is self defense?
stop defending nonsense all the time. it makes you look dumb. rubbish

Obiagelli:
I hope the news is not true else the traders/protesters are inviting the El zakzaki treatment.

And you said you are igbo?
Your people stood up for their right and you are typing this rubbish? Thinking of elzakazzy treatment and the lagoon treatment. Shame on you

BuddahMonk:
Its disheartening seeing many Yoruba youths whom were once Okada or Keke riders dropping them for owoda.

I know about 9 Yoruba guys who stopped driving keke and start selling tickets and writing chalks on buses.

Yoruba youths don't think because if they are actually thinking there is no way all the markets in Lagos are dominated by Igbos while Northerners sell foodstuffs and do other menial jobs while yoruba youths pierce ears, noses and eyelids shedding tats as a record deal is on the horizon.

Yoruba youths are the worst youths in Southern Nigeria if we should actually tell ourselves the truth.

Buddahmonk my man
Hahahahahahahaha

I am in lagos and i concur to all u have written

disloman:
I'm not surprised.I've done that and can't find any source that accuse of lai lying about the non budget padding.If you do have,please do share.

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said on Saturday said that the 2016 budget was not padded because the total figure voted for all ministries had not exceeded N6.08 trillion.
Briefing newsmen in Lagos, he said: “The total for every ministry has remained exactly the same as what was submitted to the National Assembly.
File: Buhari during the 2016 budget presentation to the National Assembly.
“A lot has been said about the budget. Let make clear that nobody can ever accuse this government of padding any budget.
“The total of all ministries put together has not exceeded N6.08 trillion that was submitted. It is factually incorrect to say that the budget was padded.
“This is the first time in the history of this country that a government will embark what is called zero based budget.
“Before now, the budget system was what was called an enveloped system. In an envelope system, there is no justification as to why we need N30 billion for a structure.’’
“This year, we decide that every ministry must have a zero based budget. In other word, you must justify and explain why you need N100 billion.
“This is very good system, the soft ware for it was also very different. The personnel were not used to it,’’
“Now, in the process we got to National Assembly. What the ministers do is to have a broad overview of the budget. The template used by the Budget Office is uniform for all ministers.’’
The minister also said exports, balance of trade, Gross Domestic Product were responsible for currency appreciation and depreciation.
“Before now we use to sell crude for about 100 dollar per barrel which means if we produce two million barrels per day, you have something in the region of 200 million dollar less the expenditure of production and others.
“But today for the same two million barrels, you have less than 60 million dollar less the cost of production.’’
“Clearly if your major source of exchange is crude and it has gone down from 100 per cent, you have lost 70 per cent of your source.
“Secondly, if your balance of trade is surplus, in other word, if you export more than you import, then you are going to have less money to settle other countries.
“What the government is doing is to ensure that the little resources we have are properly managed. Part of decision we took was Treasury Single Account.
“Others include blocking all sort form of corruption and diversify economy so that we can get foreign exchange for other sources,’’ he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/2016-budget-not-padded-lai-mohammed/

Moderators should move this ministry to the permanent site na

Tallesty1:
Like seriously??


I don't have that time oo.
It is either you accept me asaply on you bend down so that I can see the girl behind you. No Time To Check Time.

Chai,brotherly,i believe u.
I like that part of her bending down so that u can see the next chic.

But e get as she go bend down and u see that ukwu from that angle,u go forget the next babe o

Xhaka:
You'll need to take the phone along with you when going to cut your sim.

Ama80,you need to follow this advice

missKiffy:
A whole year that's a lot mehn

Different strokes for different folks

Mavrick2012:
Religion is the BIGGEST problem of developing countries.while the super economies of this world are applying common-sense to solving their economical challanges,developing countries will be "praying" for solution.lol

So true

missKiffy:
Like I mentioned in a thread I created yesterday that am thinking of quitting my job, but I don't really have a back up plan, so have you ever quit your job without having a back up plan, and how did it work out for you, did u regret your actions and how long did it take for you to get another job.

I once did that dearie. And i spent one full year @ home. Maybe God was trying to teach me something. Exactly a year and two weeks later,i resumed somewhere else and two weeks after i got another offer and left the other place. So babe,biko plan well oo

Lol @poor man's Okonjo Iweala

obailala:
Rice importers still buy forex at N197, it is for the sake of not increasing the price of essential things like rice that the FG is still insisting on not devaluing. If the price of rice is yanked, then it is a case of exploitative sellers in your area.

Now with everyone blaming PMB for being too rigid and not devaluing (as if it will be the next best thing), just wait until the CBN officially devalues and you will see that price of rice jump to N25000; may I also add that the cost of fuel will jump to N150 or N200.

Meanwhile the entire western forces are hell bent on forcing Nigeria to devalue its currency, the motive behind the continuous wailings of bloomberg and the tagging PMB all sorts of names for not devaluing is quite clear.

Rice importers are not buying forex @#197. Go and check the list of items banned by the cbn from obtaining forex on 12/8/15. Rice is number one on the list. After listing the items,a caveat was under saying the importation of these products havent been banned but that they wont be obtaining forex from legal sources again. This means rice importers are also buying forex @#400 now. Hence the increase in the price of rice


The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) recently issue a directive stopping some imported goods and services from the list of items valid for forex in the Nigerian Foreign Exchange Markets. This policy implies is that, those who import these items can no longer buy foreign currency from the official window to pay the overseas suppliers. Rather, they will have to source forex from the parallel market or Bureau De Change to pay for their imports.
The items include the following:
Rice
Cement
Margarine
Palm kernel/Palm oil products/vegetables oils
Meat and processed meat products
Vegetables and processed vegetable products
Poultry chicken, eggs, turkey
Private airplanes/jets
Indian incense
Tinned fish in sauce(Geisha)/sardines
Cold rolled steel sheets
Galvanized steel sheets
Roofing sheets
Wheelbarrows
Head pans
Metal boxes and containers
Enamelware
Steel drums
Steel pipes
Wire rods(deformed and not deformed)
Iron rods and reinforcing bard
Wire mesh
Steel nails
Security and razor wine
Wood particle boards and panels
Wood Fibre Boards and Panels
Plywood boards and panels
Wooden doors
Toothpicks
Glass and Glassware
Kitchen utensils
Tableware
Tiles-vitrified and ceramic
Textiles
Woven fabrics
Clothes
Plastic and rubber products, polypropylene granules , cellophane wrappers
Soap and cosmetics
Tomatoes/tomato pastes
Eurobond/foreign currency bond/ share purchases
It is important to emphasize that the importation of these items are not prohibited or banned. It only means that importers of these items are no longer qualified to get foreign exchange from the CBN or the official market to buy these items from overseas.
http://www.newsheadlines.com.ng/latest-business /2015/08/12/list-of-40-imported-items-cbn-ban- from-forex/

kodded:
[s][/s]sharap ineffectual slowpoke, you should be glad that a sabe human is exchanging words with you

Slowpoke like u. So this is what gets u going? Insults? Have u insulted your pa and ma this morning? Cause fools like u still live with their parents and that is why you exhibit such truant behaviours. I pity them for not training you well and pity the society they unleashed this stoopid son of theirs on. You can go to hell foolish thing. I wont dignify something that should have been aborted with another response

kodded:
[s][/s]

badbelle abeg carry your moronic self outta here jare . your type are kept in a zoo for public sympathy .... smh

Your stupidity and fooliishnes is beyond my comprehension. Stay far away from my mentions before u infect me with that idiotic disease ravaging your mental capability.

kodded:
will you shut up young man

.so because she earns less than 1k a day means she must wear rags rights ?

where were you when a truckpusher wore a corprate dress to carry load of yams and other goods in abuja not minding his type of business ........ oh I guess the truckpusher also staged it to fool everyone in Facebook rights

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3130812_screenshot20151129075756_jpeg35afe9fd305fbf21bc7b7f103e8c1acb

my advice for you is to get a life because who God has bless no man can cause

go to blazes stooopid fool since u can't pass your message without insults.
Dumbasss

tolulakin:
God bless you oh....and some lazy thinkers below are saying we are haters...Nigerian are so mentally lazy that we cannot analyze a simple picture. How do you call the look on Tinie's face photobombing? He looked at the bread with intent....she posed with the bread knowingly...abeg!

Some are even saying I am anti-miracle...why have our people become so foolish that we connect every issue to spirituality?

Dont mind them. Everybody wants the Nigerian dream which is achieving a level of success without putting work in. Thats why they have swallowed that scam hook,line and sinker while praying they are the next in the favour line. This has blinded them from looking at that picture very well and detecting the flaws.

I have avoided this topic. Most times,i just read comments here without actually seeking to see the bread picture. Not until my colleague who hasnt shown interest @ all in this olajumoke ish asked me bout it yesterday @ work. I clicked on google with the system on my desk and when i saw her pix with the bread on her head,i felt conned. I couldnt even show it to my colleague. The babe looked over-dressed for a bread seller. No be bread sellers i dey see every morn wey i dey go work again? Even the way Tinie Tempah was looking at the bread shows it was all stage managed.

kunzo:
So pathetic! nevertheless, you've done your best and i really salute your courage. UBA recruitment is so serious these days and it will take the glory of God for somebody to make it to the last level.

Best of luck. pls drop your full name

Top of the day to you Mr kunzo. Love the good work you are doing here. Will be glad if you can help me forward my cv to the right quater.
Bless you