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Frank’s Japastically. Franco where you dey now ? This your game hennnmmm. One day your monkey go, go market of no return

MajorOvakporaye:
I can't forget Mama Olokor the bone fixer way back. If that woman rub your bones, you go speak 15 different languages within minutes

I need her service right now

Slept wrongly since 2 days . Can’t seat straight

B055:
so what do you suggest??

Gboju

B055:
bro do the right thing call her husband tell him see wetin dey sup and tell him he can stay at your house and observe with his own eyes

Then when the man see, Rambo in action and falls down and die in your room.

Seun and the advisers will get you a lawyer's to represent you, no problem.

No face wetting carry you come Lagos

Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....

Your name : Kempinski/ Hotel brand

The only reason,their business still thriving is they mind their business.

Carry your own cross and leave the man own.

frowland:
I wonder if pastors fast and pray like before. These two pastors they don’t look healthy going by the shape of their stomach.
And the one on white top, I believe swallow beer regularly.

Laughs
Second pastor in white, looking at one Olosho and imagining Doggy style

Ugandatales:
This is how the guy hypnotized you..it has nothing to do with jazz.

First, he made you feel inferior...he messed with your self esteem. He dressed real good, made sure to look rich, so that he would make you feel inferior. That's why he sent you to buy the nylon...to further crush your ego/self esteem, and make you feel like a kid that can't question the actions of his parents or elders.

While doing that, he keeps your conscious mind occupied, by talking about his wife continuously. You already respect him, so whatever he says about his wife will keep your conscious mind fully occupied. Your conscious mind is the LOGICAL/CRITICAL thinking part of your mind. Any command he gives to you at this point will be hard to resist, because your conscious mind, your logical thinking mind is busy, and also because you have seen him as a man with authority and higher esteem than you. That's why you wanted to ask him to wait so you could confirm the payment, but you consciously couldn't do it.

This is also the trick some fake pastors use, and those guys that hypnotize people in cars. Once anyone starts talking on an on about something trying to get your attention at all cost, just know he is up to no good. Put your guard up, and stay alert...most of all, pay no attention to what he is saying, and pay more attention to the reason why he is trying to distract you.

Tell them !!!

Social engineering!!!’

Next to ask you, what type of phone and laptops you are using ?

Shebi IPhone 13pro don Comot. She go promise you with MacBook 2099�


Send am go airport. Oya go and clear it.

BeboNGN:
if na secret burial for inside forest

No Sir,
That’s not what I mean to say.
That’s a Man of God, I am Muslim. But I got love for him.

Was gonna say,if they no burial for that church. Plenty katakata for happen.

Imagine if they no bury,him for that church.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm na wah oh .



Man help, problem




Man no help, guilty conscience.


Leave me ur digits, if still no way.

Playing her script, she still dey BBN


U no how
Many rich guys . Dey on waiting list ?


Kpekus / highest investe

Confidencemama:
My husband left home in Lagos since June and has refused to return, he doesn't pick my calls if i use another number to call him once he hears my voice, he shout at me that he is no more interested in the marriage, that he has moved on and that I should never call his line again then he will end the call, he blocked me on what's app, face book and currently he is in a relationship with a girl in benin, just that I don't know his exact address where he moved to.

Relax ……. Wetting Hot go kool down!!!!!’

No go Bleep up oh, because your Ronaldo is coming back to Man U.

Righteousness2:
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Sharq O, self ran away

Look the guy dress!!!

He is Mad .

The only reasons,why I would have supports him using Otapiapia..

So so so situation.
Nunber 1 reason, I no dey come near any small skin,I don’t care if you are 30 and looks 16.

Imagine an angel at 16.


Sometimes I wonder where we going ??

Breeze111:
Jess even me this matter over me, papa ijeoma won run mad. I they even pity am.

I go just give una the story how my client give me..

My name is papa ijeoma, I have three kids. A daughter and two son, the girl is the first. I Am just a road side mechanic managing life with my family though am normally busy so I do come back in the night.

For twelve years of marriage I have never had issue with my wife nor-suspected any mistrust or cheat. We have live very happy not until on Tuesday(2days back) when I came back from work very early and it was because she is hosting their women wing ex-co meeting in the house that day.

So when I came back she was in the kitchen as God would have it her fone was on the center table in parlour, the phone rang, it was on silence(but on vibration) so I was on call with one of my boys in the shop could not tell her to come and pick her call.

As soon as I drop my call I say to myself (this children have put their mother phone on silent again) not knowing she was the one that put it. I pick the phone to remove it from silent, I saw the miss call emma(I trust the wife wai I get for house die, so I no send) not up to 5second a message enter from this same emma via sms(you know android phone na them go pop up the sms untop for your screen).

I saw 'my world' sharply I open the sms and it was (my world you have been avoiding me why!! Have miss you lying beside me on my bed) immediately my eyes started turning me, my head began to hot like fire.

Sharply I enter watsap of which have never done before(though in my house we don't put security lock on phone my rules) I saw that same Emma again on WhatsApp message, I screw up-up and began to see message like hope you are taking care of my child Emma, because that is the name of my suppose last child.

So she name him after her ex-guy. I ran to her in the kitchen to confront her immediately she just knelt down and started crying uncontrollable and confessing that the last child is for her ex who came back from outside the country few years ago and started disturbing her. Have called her parent and my parent they say they we be coming by weekend.

She use advantage of me because she knew am a very quite person in nature.

Right now I just feel like dying don't know if I should divorce her quietly or forgive her, but she is claiming to be really sorry. (but Las-Las I love this woman die just don't know why she betray me like this).

You no need advice oh. Dem no dey tell Man.


You said, you want die? When is the burial and where?

Yeye dey smell

Bombastically00:
did u jst say forensic investigation in naija for unknown corpse, u dey whyne me...plus there are ghost in cementry..

No ghost in any cemetery.

MufasaLion:
?

That Kayamata na fake !!!

MufasaLion:
Kanyamatta is just a scam shit. Don't be deceived.

We all know. When you travel too much.


You go see too much.

CBDC:
Please I need your fervent, prayers help and suggestions.

I am battling with weak errection and low sperm. My sperm is not thick and the color is very different from what sperm color should be.

Please what drugs or treatment can you suggest. Please help a bro.

For Weak Errection only plaintain. ogede agbagba. Cook the unripe one with the back don’t peel it.

After cooking, leave it to get cool for like 4 to 5 hours.

Eat 2-3 at a time . It’s gonna make you go to toilet every time to eat it. But by the time you eat it for one weak.

Come and give testimony.



For the sperm, no idea .

Camry = easy to thief and easy for them to sell.

Honda = thief last option if Camry no dey,if Toyota no dey.

Children been holding marriage since 001 BCE. Really Loving your kids,go make you go through many shits .

Las las


Divorce ain’t no option, if physical abuse and threat of life is not involved

Why the surprise? The only Human that met Devil face 2 face.
Woe-Man

Anything you try and win, reason the cases of those that tried and failed oh!!! R.I.P brother.



Aye leeeeeeeeee. ohhhhhhhhhhh




The same way, Prince Nico Mbarga died, same day of a day before his flight to the US.

Pls tell us more

You self look this thread :

https://www.nairaland.com/6735055/woman-dies-day-after-burial



Better move,Mummy from that location,make she self blow small.

ruggedtimi:
Babe dey relax for cuba

Yes she is still there @ few years ago.

Maybe Kenya,but east Africa for sure .

Caboceer:
OP talk true you like tohtoh too much

Which one of them confuse you, is it that heavy nyansh standing, or the one lying on the bed

you are sighted, my boss...

maybe he supplying to some kidnappers in the bush.