₦airaland Forum

MASTAkiLLAh:
who controls your security agencies ?

Bruh, confirm oil dey your head. U dey reason wella, collect. These Fulani terrorists are badass strategist. Well planned & mapped out strategy yet some people go dey yab them say them dey unintelligent. I go just chuckle. The gbege when go unfold for this contraption dey very imminent. Obasanjo talk am na. Meanwhile, collect again...

wristbangle:
There is no rumour without truth laced in it. Sometimes I reflect on the kind of Islamic views some of the northerners hold. Theirs is even more extreme than the terrorists in Arab countries. Shebi UAE, Saudi Arabia , Qatar, Oman are Islamic countries, why are theirs always different?

On a normal day, the government should have inform him to resign and investigate further. These are the kind of people that makes outsiders label us terrorists. Truly, Luggard is wicked!

Bruh, na them them be the government, naso.

Akatas be claiming any available heritage . . So unfortunate he claimed a Nigeria state. Tueh!

Believe anything Fulani slaves say @ your own peril. Easy cash out. If u know u know

Meanwhile,

alshalz:
yea, since nobody has the right to judge anybody,God has,send them emass.But you are heartless why would you reduce the numbers of their imaginary virgins to just 7, it's 72 bru

Hell nah! U "kidney" me right? Did u say 72? BTW, wish i was heartless

Oluwasaeon:
Is he dead now ?

our gallant #ESN sent him to face proper judgement[b][/b]
Most likely the jan.jaw.eed has gone to queue up for his illusive 7 virgins by now.

Chai, this SIMPleton wished he wasted my time but nah. Op this your dogon turenchi write down woulda given me headache in my stomach & stomach ache in my head if i had gone headstrong reading it. Infact ehn, make i light up to regularize my system. Op, u are a magarized imb.ec.ile. Anyway, una trio never sabi una bearing in life. No worry, life is a good teacher of Mathematics eventhough u detest it. U will learn. I case my rest.

Elonmuskfan:
At his last paragraph

What if he is a local village hunter ?

ESN still see am as bush meat

"Sexed her so hard in the past", i mean, such kinda buddy should be avoided @ all cost because such statement reeks travesty & a buddy like that, i repeat should be avoided like he " leprosed". So if i confronted the lady in question & she affirms my buddy's statement with no prevarication, then we are good to go, happy go lucky. Afterall, we are humans & we got our pasts ;good, bad & the ugly. U can't hold on to the past & expect to progress in the present. That's just it.

SimplyFacts:
If you gf really typed 'thanks for bitten me', then she's coming back to you.

What an entanglement!

Bruh na real entanglement. Write up sef na very anyhow entanglement. The gf, entanglement. Bf(Op) entanglement. Issorite. Like bf, like gf. Op, God will help u oh...

Reex12:
that's damn right disrespectful for saying that in your presence
she belongs to the streets..

here's your solution go to the same gym with her, find a sexy bitch and comment on her banging BODY and beauty also proclaim her sexual prowess in her presence...

U go be pesin when no dey like carry last bruh. So make he do hin own back bah? . True true wahala no dey finish for life

FalseProphet1:
I see a Duke of a very populated West African country who is currently in the UK as well and almost the same age with this departed Duke dying as well. This I have seen.

The Duke aint got no name?

Nigerian army & show of shame be like 5 & 6.

*chuckled*. A lotta them havent taken the covid 19 shiit yet, them behaving psycho mentally so come to imagine when they take it. Them all become full blown psychomentally derailed asssholees.

Humans! Most humans joyride in announcing a fellow human's death before his/her time. Deng! Hmmn! Lord have mercy.

Aketi2:
They could not produce vaccine for Malaria, HIV, TB and common diseases killing Africans, but they quickly rolled out a Covid-19 vaccine without trials.

Covid-19 that was developed in the lab in Wuhan as a bio-weapon. I remember that they have experimented with various version of it, MERs-Cov, SARs-Cov, H1N1 etc.

People dont understand that there are men that determine what should be in this world- these men may not have your best interest at heart.

Global population check, courtesy the cabals of the world. To all intents & purposes, the world makes no sense.

Benard5050:
Just decided to free myself from the emotional abuse I've been passing through for over 3 weeks now.

We've been together for four years but we started having issues when she started copying her friends and when I say anything she'll take it with anger and starts acting funny, no calling, no texting, and lots of dehumanizing words via WhatsApp status.....I called her and have a robust conversation with her but yet nothing change...Ive decided to call it quit so i can regain my sanity back cos d emotional abuse is making me unhappy and going crazy.

This hurt cos I dnt know where to start from again after four good year's but at d same time I need my sanity back..

Pls, I need cool words or advice at this time, thank u.

Better luck next time. That said, get stoned bruh & let it restore the sanity. It's magical, the creator created it for times like this. I bet u 'll feel cooler than mere cool words afterwards.
Caveat; smoke with sense. Easy does it aiit.

blazepascal:
I've been smoking weed regularly since my sophomore year of college, which was about five years ago. It wasn't until my roommates and I moved out of the dorms and into our own apartment that we collectively wondered why we didn't smoke every day. Fast-forward to the present, and I've basically become the resident pothead of POPSUGAR, a title I'm not totally mad about



Before you judge me (not that I care), you should know that modern stoners completely defy the stereotype that our parents still have in their heads. For one, I'm a millennial guy who works full-time and tries to hit the gym five times a week. The key word here is "tries," but you get the point. I'm not permanently glued to the couch at all times eating Ruffles (unless it's the weekend). Recently, I gave up marijuana for a full week, and it was awful.

Now, this wasn't the first occasion I've been away from my stash. When I'm visiting family back at home or I'm travelling, I don't even think about weed. I'm able to sleep and function just as well, and the absence of it truly goes unnoticed. And weirdly, I sometimes experience random phases when I don't really feel like smoking, which is exactly what happened most recently.

Before I knew it, an entire week had passed without me puffing on a joint. However, throughout my little break, I had the worst sleep of my life and suffered from a constant state of stress and anxiety. I had never experienced what seemed close to symptoms of withdrawal before, and I realized how important cannabis has been to my self-care routine.



I'm a pretty chill person in general, and one thing about me is that I'm very good at separating my work life from my personal life. However, it didn't register that weed was what helped me shut off when I got home on particularly stressful days. Instead of enjoying a glass of wine after a long day, I typically smoke a joint while listening to music or watching my favourite show.

During that week when I didn't feel like smoking, I was under significant stress and couldn't help but bring that stress home with me. As a result, I couldn't unwind before bed, and I'd lie awake going through every thought that was flooding my head. By the time morning rolled around, I was exhausted and moody from lack of sleep, and the cycle would repeat the next day and the next.

Finally, I reached a point where marijuana seemed appealing to me again, and thank God. I finally enjoyed quality sleep and woke up feeling so much more refreshed than the days before. And because I had a full night's rest, I was better equipped to handle any lingering stress without feeling overwhelmed.

As I mentioned earlier, I normally sleep just fine on nights I opt out of weed. What I've learned, though, is that smoking helps quiet my thoughts on days I need ice cream and a hug. Most of the time, I use cannabis as an enhancement; not a crutch. It allows me to be more mindful, more appreciative, and present. I don't get high to escape my reality, instead, I use it to help me relax and put things into perspective. After one puff, my problems don't seem so much like problems anymore. But without that little reminder that "things could always be worse," I found myself stuck in a whirlwind of "problems."

Although I don't need cannabis, it's still comforting to know that it's always there to remind me that everything will be OK.

Enough said bruh. I could relate.

The bride price paid, simple. Next BS please...

Perhaps the gods are giving them unrest & of course they aint got the balls to say the truth hence the prevarication. Hmmn, what a feeble reason for the return. Anyway, try harder next time.

Powerfly:
Nigerian men are useless... But not all of them

U have contracted the female strain of the virus huh? Good for u. I hope it doesn't consume u.

Correction bruh, it's called LUST. I ain't judging u oh k. Don't wanna judge no man again. All I am saying is be very CAREFUL bruh.

TMKsouth:
Don't you think it's his right to remain static if he so chooses, if it doesn't harm anyone else?

. Confirm oil dey your head. It's called CHOICE. Unless he ain't got no face mask on, hounding him out would have been justifiable. This is indeed a plain unclothed suppression of culture plus hypocrisy @ it's zenith.

Very correct "Garbage" Shehu because already it's bringing it's self down. Dunce.

This contraption is self destructive on it's own.

Whether u in lust or in love, whether alpa or beta, whether gamma or omega, there is a girl for every guy, indelible fact. I mean a girl who will truly win your heart as a guy. Well, u might think u a mgtow ergo, it cant happen. Wait for it. I bet u, believing u me, @ the designated time, u will surely meet her or stumble across her while going on that your way .

Guys be awaking the sleeping cobra & when fully awake, it strikes & they be crying & yelling for help? Why awake the SC in the first place Op, never u start what u can't finish.

Why ants dey after sugar

After the parrrrry, particularly when night falls, trust me... . Unless she ain't human.

FutureWRITER:
U said it all

U am reason well bruh. U a realest Nigga.

I wonder how these two recidivous ubiquitous nonentities claiming to be celebrities got fans & silly fans.