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Seriously?

Who knows, maybe they suffer because they refused to accept Christ as their Lord and personal saviour!?

See OP take your time o! Who u dey ask that kin' kweshon? How I go take know? I tell u say I be animal befor?

Nnaa na wa o!

Well, I'd say it depends. One man's meat is another man's poison.

I guess, the best anyone can do for his or her partner in any relationship is to improve on his or her character shortfall.

Drdreluv: The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked.

COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.

Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.

NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.

COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!

Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?

Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?

Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.

Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?

Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214

Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.

Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?

Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!

Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!

Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

Madness is inborn!

Meanwhile, I thot the OP said response you have heard? Why then are most peeps mentioning the response they gave?

Nigerians sef!

OP, you have a point there.

Even secondary school students are not spared with school period lasting from 8am - 4pm every week day.

Gone are those days when school periods last from 7am - 1pm.

Funny enough, the long hours they spend in schools doing preps & extramural classes do not reflect that well in their SSCE results.

I guess we need a total system overhauling.

Hmm...what if it was actually Jude that ordered Peter not to attend?

All na speculations so anything is possible.

Here, you have my support.

Quit immediately! Listen to your inner self. It's the universe calling. It wants to have a new experience through you.

Don't listen to the fear mentality being peddled so freely here. No one is you. That's why they don't understand what it means to be totally dissatisfied.

That is why they are telling you to stick to a job where you live in your office and visit your home. Over what? Over the money that you won't even have the time to enjoy.

Use that same fear to your advantage. Maybe its time for you to bring out or exploit some other facets of you. I mean your latent skills and talents.

You might be the next big musician, public speaker, writer, software developer, actor, comedian, blogger, etc. in the making, who knows?

There are more than one ways to earn money so don't hold yourself back!

Trust me, you will be so much happier knowing that you tried rather than seating behind your table or cubicle in the office wishful thinking - and regretting!

If the worst comes to the worst, you know you already have the banking experience so that should count should you want to go back to the banking gig someday.

Goodluck brother.

Methinks that mentality is inherent in human behavior. It takes a consciously self-aware human being to live above it.

Certain things we do can inadvertently trigger that mentality in others thus infusing that feeling of jealousy and envy in them, most especially when our 'success' exposes their own insecurities or incapabilities.

As a palliative measure to guard against experiencing the terrible effects of the crab mentality, I put forward the following suggestions.

1. Be humble.
2. Be generous.
3. Never outshine the master.
4. Don't act perfect all the time. Show your human side.
5. Live and let live.

oshyno: Women and money. Tell me another thing abeg.

U stayed tru to him - why won't u when ur soo fixated on his money as in d Bayelsa big boy em be.

Thaz why it puts me off wen u chiks say "even with d way I luv him n doesn't cheat on him bla bla bla , he still did dis to me "

When all u think of is d cool sweet life ur gono live wen u marry him why won't u remain faithful to such a player.

Cry me river Jordan abeg.

Guys, please let's take it easy on the ladies. The way we often get so sensitive about this ladies and money issue is getting out of hand. Personally, I don't like this idea of guys making it seem as if all women want is money.

Using the OP's case as an example, has it occurred to any of us that the girl could actually be in love with the guy because she is attracted to some other qualities he might have?

There are some girls who like tough and hard men who seem to be powerful or command some form of authority. There are women who dig players. There are some girls who like guys because the guys could deliver on the bed and stuffs like that. There are girls who like guys simply because the guys remind them of their daddies...

So many reasons. You can never fully comprehend nor decipher the mind of a woman or the things she does but to roll everything into one and infer that all what a woman want is money is very unacceptable to me.

If as a guy, you happen to be with a woman whose eyes are just on the money, chances are you might have some other areas where you might be lacking that needs some readjustment or upgrade. Your personality. Your sweet-mouth. Your manpower. Your intelligence. Even your cluelessness too etc.

If you happen to come across a girl who is bent on taking and taking and squeezing you dry, there are some things any wise guy can do

1. You can work harder/smarter to make more money to keep her if you really want to keep her.
2. You can man up and tell her that you don't have the type of money she thinks you have.
3. You can show her how to start making some money for herself.
4. You can simply walk away or better still, you tell her to walk, rather than allowing her to kill you with stress.

Last Shot: Everybody LIKES money.

Na jazz. OP, the Ada don jazz your brother wella.

Dis tin no be small matter o! Dat Ada wey you dey see so don tie your brother's future finish. I no no why some girls dey do that kin' tin sef. Na so e go dey do your brother vum n'anya.

As I dey see am so, na only two options you get.

It's either you carry your brother rush go synagogue church of all nations.

Or...

You can just call Don Jazzy make e helep you. You know dey see im name? That guy na the baba for jazz?

Call am make the Bobo show you as Dem dey take jazz fight jazz.

Goodluck.

The more reason why guys should learn how to attract and seduce women rather than pursue women

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Why are they selling him? Are they into human trafficking? Hmm...

Just another case of looters looting looters?

My dear OP, I suggest you should see this article The Male Child Syndrome in Igbo Land to know why it is so.

Happy reading.

It's so sad but then it is the reality. #BringBackTheGoodOldDays

The thing is that some men are just too controlling...

And some women are just too gullible.

And I thought so many Nairalanders knew so much about sex.

Obviously, most people here think that sex is all about penetration hence they are shouting the guy is gay or impotent. Maybe, they don't know that there is something called tantric sex which starts from the mind.

Even the OP might not be aware of it but they have been having sex with their mind, hence she's feeling guilty while at the same time she's enjoying herself and cannot tear herself away.

I am also of the opinion that once they seal the deal by finally having the raw physical sex, the trance will end and both of them are aware of this and they don't want the fun to end.

Delayed sexual gratification can be so much fun - for those who can.

Let's say this is a joke because your house will never catch fire in Jesus name, say Amen!

But assuming it happens, what one property or possession of yours will you try to rescue while you still can?

As for me, I can't leave my laptop behind!

What about you?

I'm speechless. OP, that's how your post makes me feel.

Guys, I actually understand how it feels, most especially when girls want to make the man believe they are looking good only just for him (which is a true lie, of course), but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Having women depending upon us is NOT a wrong idea in its entirety as there are some positives in there that can be exploited.

It keeps guys on their feet, up and doing, and hustling all the time because there is a woman to impress at the end of the day!

But that's not all.

This financial dependency also gives guys so much power to choose, if you know what I mean.

To tell you the truth, I'd rather have a woman dependent on me because that way I am sure I will always be in control.

Mtcheew. Anyway, this is the type of story that (most) men like to read.

OP, your room might actually be haunted.

You might have to start sleeping with another person in that room at night or you might just leave your lights on (assuming PHCN allows you).

Many people might not understand what you are trying to say and their jeers might make you think you are going insane.

Don't mind them. See this link to read about such experiences similar to yours
http://barbara-kay.hubpages.com/hub/Most-Haunted-Places-in-Michigan

Some girls will always like to send it because they secretly hope or wish that the guy will show it to another guy...

Don't forget that women like to show off their bodies after all it's one of their greatest assets.

...and a little boy inside me suddenly screamed "yeah...püssy!"

Presido, I'm so sorry to tell you this right now but there's nothing you can do about it now.

The deed is done and that's final.

Even if you forgive both of them, I doubt if you will ever forget the trauma.

In fact, you have more to lose now all thanks to the girl.

Your best bet now is to hope that your so called best friend wouldn't get lyrically inspired one day and start dissing you like Tupac did to Biggie with lines like "you claim to be a prezident but I f**k'd your biatch"

I have only one solution for you now and I know you are not going to like it but right now it's the only way out.

Have you ever heard of something called ménage à trois?

Women! Can't live with them. Can't live without them.

2 years? Hmm...what have you guys been doing?

OP, seems to me you are a player which is why your mum is yet to know she's your fiancée which is why she wants to seal the deal.

Well...I guess you already know what to do if having sex with her means a lot to you.

As a guy, I like independent women. What I don't like is too independent women. Go figure.

What is really going on here? Why the confusion?

Moderator please change the scoreline because it's Ghana that is leading Egypt by a lone goal scored by Asamoah Gyan.

Choi...ọtụ ọcha!

Flawless-victory!

Seems like his good luck charms works perfectly for the country when and only when it comes to soccer!

Dollarjunkie: Maybe you should go learn about British and American English word spellings.
The dude is right!

Maybe you are the one who should go and learn about British and American English word spellings because dude believe me, you are so wrong!