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Giftlove11:
Nairalanders please, u people should help me on what to do.. I need help please
what should i do

U should tell us the reason u want break with the said guy between u and ur God if na u be the guy what ll be ur reaction?

Zico5:
The way Liverpool will beat this Arsenal today. Quote me after the match

How many dem beat Arsenal??

InTheCloudySky:
You didn't bother asking her/finding out what was going on with her or in your marriage (you obviously had pre-existing issues that may have caused her to withdraw from you) to have refused you, but you resorted to violence.

As if slapping her wasn't bad enough, slapping her to the extent of her bleeding in the mouth meant you did it with a lot of force, not to mention the force you obviously used to rape her. The act of rape in itself is an act of violence. Sorry (not sorry): you're a beast. After being violent towards her x2, what do you expect?

Get on your knees, plead with her and ask for her forgiveness, then let her know you won't ever repeat such violent actions towards her again. Secondly, you're selfish if you're expecting her to cook for you after what you've done. You should be the one cooking for her during this time ―to appease her. Things should fall back into place if you start doing that and catering more to her, then you two can go see a sound marriage Therapist to work out your issues. Otherwise keep eating the indomie you've been eating.

I doubt if u re married. What's the essence of marriage if she can't open up on what is bothering her?? It's takes two people to make their marriage work, most he be punished or starve sexually for only God knows what is in her mind? I'm not supporting him slapping her or raping her but I'm sure u ll be the first person to call him a scum if he cheated on that woman. She should be largely blame for what is going on, how can u starved ur husband of sex for months

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Me I gave a hot slap to the guy that lured me to their meeting on the 16 of March 2017. We nearly scattered that place before security settled us. D thing dey vex

IgweBUIKE1:
better time wasters

Anigreat:


South easterners and south southerners going back to Yoruba land and Hausa Fulani land to develop it for them in terms of erecting sophisticated buildings and seasoned businesses all around the the north and the south west.



I wonder what Nigeria would've look like if not for the Igbos

..... and I wonder what would be the fate of Igbos without South west and the north

vicki007:
This is something I cleaned on 31st December morning, sparkling clean. Look at it now. If not that I've been around, I would have thought maybe the appliance got burnt. And guess what? I never leave my window open without my net closed.

This is the air we literally breathe-in everyday!
I don't even want to snap my feet. I'm very light skinned but under my leg looks like I'm from Kenya

Please mods move this to FP let people see what we're going through.

Please no vex, what's the cause of this black soot

U are now free to move to the 11th boyfriend

Thazard:
Please explain to me who is a builder and what's the profession all about

Builders oversee, coordinate and work on the construction, repair and renovation of homes and other buildings.
Ordinarily, they are the one that explained and laid building plans.

koldej:
Not bad too... I think one of the best decisions I made in life is studying building, I currently major in building service engineering and I'm enjoying every bit of it, there are still lot of untap areas in Building...
Please who can guide me through the process of registering as a member under NIOB in Lagos??

Great to know that, I think the first step is to find a branch close to you then go online and make ur research or contact one or two persons in that branch and ask them how to register. Best of luck

A lovely and noble profession. I only did building at my technical school days but switched to civil engineering at tertiary level. Still have the passion though.

chigomiced:
Baba I feel ur pain....

The mata just tire me


Pastor said we should abstain from premarital sex

That sex is sweet when you are married

Bla bla bla...

See us now

If only I could turn back the hands of time


I would have bleeped some more



They lied to us obviously...

Honestly, the painful thing she insists on no sex till marriage during courtship. Me wey ordinary won't accept that crap but found myself obeying like mumu. All my single hood I have never beg for sex but found myself begging in marriage oooo. Sha I told her I never beg her for sex again, she better up her game or deal with the consequences.

chigomiced:
emmaodet:


Lol

My wife started trying this bullshit with me early this year. Our sex life dropped to the lowest low.
It became very boring, predictable, same old missionary style, unromantic.
Tried spicing things up but it seems the more I try, the lesser she became interested.
It was now looking as if she is using the sex thing to manipulate me.
Asked her why she is not always in the mood despite my romance and efforts to spice things up and it is now looking as if I am the one that likes sex too much. She quickly placed the pressure more on me by saying it is my duty to try as much as possible to bring her into the mood. Can you imagine? Despite all my efforts, it is still my fault.
I know a lot of Hot simps will say I no dey do am we’ll say another man go knack my wife take her to cloud 9.
I kuku ma drop everything thing. Lost interest in her. She became a turn off to me.
I traveled for 2 months, came back home and will still travel another 3 months after staying 1 month at home yet you are not sexually excited seeing me and still getting turn off.
From January this year to may, we only touched ourselves just 4 boring times. When I came back hom July, didn’t even noticed her. I don’t even get romanced or my thing getting raised seeing her.
She became worried that it seems am seeing someone outside. En en and so?
Tbh, I was seeing a lady who was doing all her best to have me. Mind blowing sex while my wife they do like log of wood for house.
Na person wey no get option woman fit dey manipulate with sex.
After some time, she started crying that I don’t love her again blah blah blah. Asked what is the problem and I told her point blank I have lost interest in her that I don’t find her romantic anymore.
She knew the house is on fire. Started praying midnight that holy ghost should destroy every woman that wants to destroy her home, distracting her hubby attention blah blah blah.
To cut long story short, our sex life changed after then, became highly erotic with different innovations and then deep down me, I started thinking if this is the same woman who had been acting soooo Boring months ago?

The same thing I used on my wife.
We are just 7months into tha marriage, but her attitude towards sex is something else even as we are trying to conceive ooo.
The last issue happened last month, I traveled to see her because we aren't in the same place. On getting there, she denied me sex claiming she is tired, I no struggle with her, early in the morning I left back to my base.
Come see messages, begging and pleading.
This isn't the first, second or even the fifth she's acting in that manner.
I'm just fed up, though she has promised to change.

BKayy:
I told them last Year that Fulani are the majority in Kwara but some ignorant folks started ranting like mad people.

I don't talk rubbish here or hear say but what I saw with my two eyes.
The whole of Ilorin East is dominated by Fulani. NUPE lands is becoming 50-50. The Whole of Edu LGA is 50-50.
The Fulani has even spread to Offa, Kaiama and Baruten.

In short, Kwara state is Fulani state

If they have successfully dominanted the hausas, is it Kwara State that they can't dominant??

mayemaye:
On this thread I would carefully assist and answer questions pertaining to COREN registration and getting fully certified.

Lots of myths concerning COREN and NSE registration process which would surely be laid to rest here

I am a certified practicing engineer by the way. The goal is to ensure every engineer in Nigeria gets fully certified (you can ask why)

Lets keep the questions rolling, remember no question is a foolish question

Click HERE to chat me up on WhatsApp.

What's the latest development on HND plus PGD plus master rule coming up next year. Is Coren still implementing it??

Omoluabi16:
None. I've only ever had one church. Though I've tried different churches. Una don start. Carry catholic for head like gala. will catholic take you to heaven? Abi Una no hear say no church in heaven. Pray to die in Holiness(Jesus) rather than this na my church better pass wey Una like do.

No be so, the kind thing wey some churches dey do and preaches ehhhhh. Better remain in one place and face Ur God.

helinues:
Thunder fire devil

The Pdp party house, Wadata plaza still remain uncompleted thats after billions of naira donated for the same project

Go and complete your party house first before you guys can talk about development.

Pdp, never again in NIgeria

Show us the one APC complete first

[quote author= post=107208127]True that.

But we chose to rather focus on how to move our nation forward and kick the evil and looting politicians out of power forever, than concentrating or making comments about flags and unnecessary stuffs while the nation is fighting to stay at its feet due to unprecedented corruption in their 16 years of failure and more.

Just like some uncultured online touts and lazy tins commenting and making fun about a certain trouser few weeks ago and never talked about a project being commissioned with the trouser, (not talking if it will benefit
them as citizens,
Not talking about if the money used for it is too bogus or not etc, up till now,, 99% of them cannot mention
one of the many projects that the trouser commissioned, they rather focus on a trouser capture by a camera!!
Misplaced priorities in life!!!
Tufiakwa!!!)
Nigerians focus more on unnecessary stuffs,
(Your politicians succeeded in that aspect truly.....unfortunately!)
That is why the nation is the way it is after 61 years of independence and some the youths aren't helping matters as well.
This generation has lost it,
We only hope the next generation gets it right!
There was a nation!


Meanwhile,
PDP in Nigeria again?







We understand your point and we respect it.
We know where you are coming from.

That being said,
Next time you quote our moniker, come at us like a reasonable, respectful and sane member, we plead with you.
This is why we rarely respond to mentions here, (we've had almost 20,000 of such quotes and mentions in a fortnight, image attached below)
Cos we don't like toxic, negative and uncultured people.
Positivity in life is our Trademark.
You can never see our moniker quote, mentioned
to abused or curse any member personally here in all the years we have been here.
Your will still pass your point acrossed without that first jargons you started with.
Respect is Reciprocal you know?

Now,
Do have a blessed Week ahead.
We Rise. [/quote]See how u always rush to masturbate on PDP thread but when it comes to anything concerning failures of APC, u won't be seen commenting.

[quote author=LollySeaSide post=107209556]Oh...
Let's see...
Born a Catholic.
Lived with an uncle who attended deeper life. I attended deeper life for about four years, maybe five.
Back to Catholic.
After secondary school, I wanted to have my first girlfriend.
Wooed babe and she says she only dates her church members.
Good and fine.
Off I went to assemblies of God.
Boom!
We dated.
Smashed her for about a year.
Back to Catholic.
Time to move on to the next girl.
Oh my! Don't say whaaaatttt!
It's called youthful exuberance.
Next babe has the same mentality as the previous.
She was head over heels.
But...
We must attend the same church.
Ok then.
Hello Methodist Church!!!!
1, 2, 3 Sundays and I was already taking readings.
A powerful applause followed my first appearance at the pulpit.
Small but intellectually mighty.
Love(?) increased. Legs opened. Eyes closed. Moans sounded.
Oh my!
One Year passed. Boy! Time to head back to base.
Wait!
She was too sweet to be left.
Another year passed.
Oh no!
I had to move. Move I must!
But what was I to tell her?
That I'm dumping her?
What if she followed me to my church?
I crossed that possibility out.
Her parents were staunch Methodists.
She dares not!
I suddenly started praying to God to create a reason for my escape.
Oh Lord! I don't want to sin no more.
Please make me leave this church so I could stop fornicating!
What a prayer to say.
And then...
The prayer was answered!
What a beautiful Sunday it was!
Harvest was close. Levies have been announced.
All youths who haven't paid would have one leg of their footwear seized.
...and mine was seized!
What!!!!
In the house of God?
She too was furious.
"This is total rubbish!"
She exclaimed.
Next Sunday...
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy spirit."
And I answered, "Ameeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
It was a new parish priest.
Tall, young and absolutely "priestly".
"Welcome back home, son", said me to myself and I.[/quote
Na wa oo. Did all this really happened to u Abi Na fiction ni??

Isn't in my DNA to even attend a programme in a church apart from my parent church talk more of changing a church, never till I leave this world.
A catholic I'm born into and a catholic I die into.

Kobojunkie:
Vengeance? What you describe if stewpidity instead!

If there is anyone for you to be pissed at , it should be your mother and your father who both failed to invest in your education resulting in you leading a hard life in college. Their incompetence as parents is what robbed you of all you desired.
Now, if you chose to destroy your marriage in order to fulfill those vain desires now, you will have cemented yourself a fool responsible for destruction of your future for the sake of those desires.. your wife will still have no fault in any in it.

Help me ask him was the wife doing all that as a married woman or before they got married??

School in kajuru, from southern Kaduna too.
Their women are very hardworking, peasant famers mostly, culture and homely.
Their bride price less than 100k, mostly 50-70 highest.

Kyase:
Kaura have good number of Muslims both fulanis and the indigenous Muslim so I see reason behind that

Please ooo, which or how many town and villages they occupied?

The things we read everyday is scary, who then gonna safe this corn-tree and the future generations??

shegz24:
It depends on the number of shareholders and how much each has.

He could be the largest share holder by owning 10% while the remaining 90% is shared among about 20 people.

So its possible.

No way u could be the largest shareholder with 10% except with 51%

Ugandatales:
You can ask me questions.

Married men nko??

Munzy14:


After handling a job, the mason I paid, look me finish say Oga you don chop o...

I read meaning into it and realised he meant if I could hire him for the time frame on 4k any day he worked, he made much to imagine how much I that paid him made...lol

Poor planning and poor investment is the only nochallenge these artisans face.

But with an enterprising wife, they make a fortune from their hustle.

.....womanising. one was telling me how he didn't go home after close of work but went straight to his girlfriend house cause his wife travel for a burial. The same person said he drank 4 bottles of beer before going oo

As a site engineer, I was calculating how much I dey pay Mason everyday (4k). I realise they even collect more than I do. D thing come shocked me oo.

SecretReporter:
One day a Southerner will be president and the north will be paid with thier own coin, I hope they survive it

U think e fit happen ?? Una leaders wey no get liver.
Abeg!!

Who's attacking Maiduguri??

If I be that husband, I don resign be that.

Organs:
Ofcourse they have to be borrowed or paid. There is nothing genuinely true Yahaya Bello has done that will make People happy and welcome him. By the way, El Rufai has done a lot in KD and the People are happy with him.

Who are the people that are happy??
Speak for urself