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Omoluabi16:
None. I've only ever had one church. Though I've tried different churches. Una don start. Carry catholic for head like gala. will catholic take you to heaven? Abi Una no hear say no church in heaven. Pray to die in Holiness(Jesus) rather than this na my church better pass wey Una like do.

No be so, the kind thing wey some churches dey do and preaches ehhhhh. Better remain in one place and face Ur God.

helinues:
Thunder fire devil

The Pdp party house, Wadata plaza still remain uncompleted thats after billions of naira donated for the same project

Go and complete your party house first before you guys can talk about development.

Pdp, never again in NIgeria

Show us the one APC complete first

[quote author= post=107208127]True that.

But we chose to rather focus on how to move our nation forward and kick the evil and looting politicians out of power forever, than concentrating or making comments about flags and unnecessary stuffs while the nation is fighting to stay at its feet due to unprecedented corruption in their 16 years of failure and more.

Just like some uncultured online touts and lazy tins commenting and making fun about a certain trouser few weeks ago and never talked about a project being commissioned with the trouser, (not talking if it will benefit
them as citizens,
Not talking about if the money used for it is too bogus or not etc, up till now,, 99% of them cannot mention
one of the many projects that the trouser commissioned, they rather focus on a trouser capture by a camera!!
Misplaced priorities in life!!!
Tufiakwa!!!)
Nigerians focus more on unnecessary stuffs,
(Your politicians succeeded in that aspect truly.....unfortunately!)
That is why the nation is the way it is after 61 years of independence and some the youths aren't helping matters as well.
This generation has lost it,
We only hope the next generation gets it right!
There was a nation!


Meanwhile,
PDP in Nigeria again?







We understand your point and we respect it.
We know where you are coming from.

That being said,
Next time you quote our moniker, come at us like a reasonable, respectful and sane member, we plead with you.
This is why we rarely respond to mentions here, (we've had almost 20,000 of such quotes and mentions in a fortnight, image attached below)
Cos we don't like toxic, negative and uncultured people.
Positivity in life is our Trademark.
You can never see our moniker quote, mentioned
to abused or curse any member personally here in all the years we have been here.
Your will still pass your point acrossed without that first jargons you started with.
Respect is Reciprocal you know?

Now,
Do have a blessed Week ahead.
We Rise. [/quote]See how u always rush to masturbate on PDP thread but when it comes to anything concerning failures of APC, u won't be seen commenting.

[quote author=LollySeaSide post=107209556]Oh...
Let's see...
Born a Catholic.
Lived with an uncle who attended deeper life. I attended deeper life for about four years, maybe five.
Back to Catholic.
After secondary school, I wanted to have my first girlfriend.
Wooed babe and she says she only dates her church members.
Good and fine.
Off I went to assemblies of God.
Boom!
We dated.
Smashed her for about a year.
Back to Catholic.
Time to move on to the next girl.
Oh my! Don't say whaaaatttt!
It's called youthful exuberance.
Next babe has the same mentality as the previous.
She was head over heels.
But...
We must attend the same church.
Ok then.
Hello Methodist Church!!!!
1, 2, 3 Sundays and I was already taking readings.
A powerful applause followed my first appearance at the pulpit.
Small but intellectually mighty.
Love(?) increased. Legs opened. Eyes closed. Moans sounded.
Oh my!
One Year passed. Boy! Time to head back to base.
Wait!
She was too sweet to be left.
Another year passed.
Oh no!
I had to move. Move I must!
But what was I to tell her?
That I'm dumping her?
What if she followed me to my church?
I crossed that possibility out.
Her parents were staunch Methodists.
She dares not!
I suddenly started praying to God to create a reason for my escape.
Oh Lord! I don't want to sin no more.
Please make me leave this church so I could stop fornicating!
What a prayer to say.
And then...
The prayer was answered!
What a beautiful Sunday it was!
Harvest was close. Levies have been announced.
All youths who haven't paid would have one leg of their footwear seized.
...and mine was seized!
What!!!!
In the house of God?
She too was furious.
"This is total rubbish!"
She exclaimed.
Next Sunday...
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy spirit."
And I answered, "Ameeeeeennnnnnnn!!!!
It was a new parish priest.
Tall, young and absolutely "priestly".
"Welcome back home, son", said me to myself and I.[/quote
Na wa oo. Did all this really happened to u Abi Na fiction ni??

Isn't in my DNA to even attend a programme in a church apart from my parent church talk more of changing a church, never till I leave this world.
A catholic I'm born into and a catholic I die into.

Kobojunkie:
Vengeance? What you describe if stewpidity instead!

If there is anyone for you to be pissed at , it should be your mother and your father who both failed to invest in your education resulting in you leading a hard life in college. Their incompetence as parents is what robbed you of all you desired.
Now, if you chose to destroy your marriage in order to fulfill those vain desires now, you will have cemented yourself a fool responsible for destruction of your future for the sake of those desires.. your wife will still have no fault in any in it.

Help me ask him was the wife doing all that as a married woman or before they got married??

School in kajuru, from southern Kaduna too.
Their women are very hardworking, peasant famers mostly, culture and homely.
Their bride price less than 100k, mostly 50-70 highest.

Kyase:
Kaura have good number of Muslims both fulanis and the indigenous Muslim so I see reason behind that

Please ooo, which or how many town and villages they occupied?

The things we read everyday is scary, who then gonna safe this corn-tree and the future generations??

shegz24:
It depends on the number of shareholders and how much each has.

He could be the largest share holder by owning 10% while the remaining 90% is shared among about 20 people.

So its possible.

No way u could be the largest shareholder with 10% except with 51%

Ugandatales:
You can ask me questions.

Married men nko??

Munzy14:


After handling a job, the mason I paid, look me finish say Oga you don chop o...

I read meaning into it and realised he meant if I could hire him for the time frame on 4k any day he worked, he made much to imagine how much I that paid him made...lol

Poor planning and poor investment is the only nochallenge these artisans face.

But with an enterprising wife, they make a fortune from their hustle.

.....womanising. one was telling me how he didn't go home after close of work but went straight to his girlfriend house cause his wife travel for a burial. The same person said he drank 4 bottles of beer before going oo

As a site engineer, I was calculating how much I dey pay Mason everyday (4k). I realise they even collect more than I do. D thing come shocked me oo.

SecretReporter:
One day a Southerner will be president and the north will be paid with thier own coin, I hope they survive it

U think e fit happen ?? Una leaders wey no get liver.
Abeg!!

Who's attacking Maiduguri??

If I be that husband, I don resign be that.

Organs:
Ofcourse they have to be borrowed or paid. There is nothing genuinely true Yahaya Bello has done that will make People happy and welcome him. By the way, El Rufai has done a lot in KD and the People are happy with him.

Who are the people that are happy??
Speak for urself

Accidental servants

Omorotionmwann:
Thank you for this,the doctors wouldn't even attend to us if a particular tests or drugs were not done or bought and they are so expensive

I really feel Ur pains and Ur mum. U can try taking him to home for the elderly with constant visiting so u mum can rest a little bit and u. My two cents

DavidNative:
Pls i need an honest and kind advice . I will deeply appreciate

I was in the same shoe with u bro. We are 5 months now, no sex during courtship. In my case, I continue to talk to her about my frustrations even as far as thinking to engage the services of a phycologist. She cried and pleaded I shouldn't go to that length, she promised to change and truly there are alot of changes.
Just continue talking.

[quote author=arixona post=106335567]Did I hear "this is just the beginning"?....nawa oooo,we never see chumpthing[/quote
U tried burning Ur data listening to rhetorics as speech, even on my radio, I off am.

chinchonglee:
My own worst pass everybody own..

I work for/with my brother in a start up company but the profit coming in from the start up is huge that you'd think the company has been existing for years.

This dude can let me make side income from the company.. he also handed all the finance of the company to a lady he was shagging while i do all of the mental and physical work. I didnt complain tho. He was busy buying venza for the girl and dashing all other girls money, i was jst looking at him.

I managed to raise my own capital and decided to take him by surprise and resign since i knew i was the pillar of the company because baba is lazy. He doesn't even knw much abt the operations as he is only interested in the profit.

One monday morning(resignation day), I jst went to his house at chevron from my place, dropped the news, gave genuine reasons(yes am that sharp with words and dnt mince word). Baba was speechless and confused and didn't knw what to say. I jst left him, went back to my house and slept off. I decided to take a week off, enjoy myself before I start planning on how to set up my own business.

Omo! See calls on my phone that day both from my dad, mom, sister, brothers. I jst didn't pick anybody's call. My mom came to my house to ask what happening.
I showed her my nonsense flat and told her to compare with that of my brother's duplex in chevron plus he was buying venza for a girl and dashing money to other girls. Also he goes to quilox almost every friday to show off while i continue to live in a stupid flat in surulere.

To cut long story short, baba called family meeting and decided to hand the company's finance to me. Any money coming in or going out must pass through me. And that's how i started seeing side income and other benefits. That doesn't mean I won't start my own business soon.

Just Respect man! Respect

Judybash93:
Epic browser because it has an inbuilt VPN

Does it come with Twitter App on it or any of social media app

OKOATA:
Bros for the fastest treatment go and get a Cortisone shot Injection, my own face was worse, big pimple all over my face, I had a wedding in a week and I was so depressed because it made me look too irritating. I went to my doctor, he gave me 3 shots of cortisone, he bought one shot for 5k for each, 2 on my laps and 1 on ma arm, you can't take the injection on your butt cos it's damn too painful than a regular injection. The injection works for about 6months to 1 year or so. The injection will make sure all the pimple vanishes in a week and I enjoyed the wedding.
Note* the injection is of 2 types, one is sold for 2.5k and the other 5k. My doctor said the 2.5k works but take time than the 5k own. After taking the injection make sure you press the pimple and it won't grow again trust me. As soon as you take the injection you can eat any oily food in the world and you won't have one single pimple, and for now stop eating bread cos I notice it causes pimples alot.

Thanks for the information even though I'm not the op. I'm facing semilar situation, I have done everything except a visit to a dermatologist which I soon do. At 35 one is still facing pimples, my wife get angry seeing my face with pimples, she have tried her best too.
My question is, after taking the injection, will one have to take it again after the expiration of 6 or 1 year??
I need a permanent solution to it.
Thanks.

[quote author=Zandena post=105963661]Rest in pieces Obadiah!
You can be remembered as a frustrated, greedy and cunny man who did all he can to continue to remain on the sharing table after decades of looting CBN but failed ![/quot
It is obvious you are d one that is frustrated, d man is no more u re still showing Ur hatred because he spoke truth to power.

TarOrfeeek:
Ordinary Immigration.

Immigration that yesterday used to stand in the same line with Boys Scout and Boys Brigade during National celebrations.


Immigration Boys done dey chawus civilians.

U need to see fire service own first

Hanibbal:
I agree with you 100%
I still doubt Yoruba muslims claim to practicing islam cause they are not practicing what quran says but it is to our advantage in yoruba land that these people don't practice the real islam cause if they practice the real and true islam many people would have died from bombing and knife attack since. In other words yorubaland would be like Northern Nigeria.

The more reason Muslim down here north they see them as inferior Muslim. Most Yoruba Muslim don't enter the same mosque with the real northern Muslim.

Very wrong practice

Before our wedding, wify just dey Harmer about this court wedding of thing, I told her bae aren't gonna do such a thing even my mom can't convince me talk more of u. Na so she cool down ooo.
But lately, I dey reason am oo as per japa level.

I ll do everything legal once I japa. Nothing beat when you are in sane environment.

punisha:
Isn't it best to create a space for these blood thirsty demons and allow them wipe themselves out of the face of the earth by themselves?

The really constitute nuisance.

The fact is, they will never stay in their space. They ll always want to spread it to other parts.

expertman:
What products do u you and I will gladly give you the importers direct digit.

What's your location?

Tv, radio set, gen, home theatre, fridge, washing machine, cables all kind.
If can get bulbs, socket, lamp holders, MP3 and small electric/electronic gadgets I ll be glad.