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Imagine saying to a friend over the phone, "That party was the bomb", and being overheard by a member of the police force. You would probably be arrested for planning to bomb a political party.

mekaboy:


LOL


NIGERIA POLICE SHOULD JOIN NOLLYWOOD PLEASE, THEY ARE COMEDIANS. DID THEY CATCH THE SUSPECT WITH BOMB? SINCE HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO BOMB ?

DONT THEIR ACCOMPLICES KNOW THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BOMB THE BRIDGE ? SO WHY WILL THEY BE DISCUSSING IT AS THEY GO?

SOON POLICE WILL START ARRESTING PEOPLE WHO TALK ON THE PHONE AS THEY GO, IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU AND ASK, WHERE ARE YOU NOW? WE ARE WAITING. AND YOU ANSWER " I AM ON MY WAY " .

YOU DON ENTER BE THAT OO POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AS BOMB SUSPECT. WHEN YOU GET TO THE STATION THEY WILL ASK YOU " ON YOUR WAY TO BOMB SOMEWHERE ABI ?" WE DON CATCH YOU TODAY, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE WILL READ ABOUT YOU ON NL

Spam when faced with superior argument - that's the modus operandi for GEJ apologists. We are all used that. Please try putting up different pictures to spice things a little, at least you-know-who used to do that.

^^ Er, scratch that. We are currently mod-less. So that makes Mobinga an ex mod.

Mobinga:


Na. Its thrash. And you'd get dumped, with no "thanks". or anything. Sickening

With that coming from a mod nobody will want to take the job. 

Just a thought, how come most of the mods here tend to 'disappear' after a while. I remember Kosovo, now he is nowhere to be seen. Mobinga the current mod has started to fade away. What is making our mods disappear, what manner of wizardry is this?

PhysicsQED:
Everything I'm reading here has made me very skeptical and wondering whether this Dr. Boroffice (a biologist) isn't completely ignorant. How can Nigeria send an astronaut into space by 2015?


And why the heck is this thread in the TV/movies section? This forum is screwed up.

Was wondering the same thing too. NL is kinda like Nigeria when you look at it, not always following the rules.

bump

Once people become successful they immediately start looking like Nigerians abi? You guys are working this success-has-many-fathers thing seriously.

texazzpete:
It is far more likely that kidnappers and armed robbers will be able to trace their victims-to-be by merely copying down their license numbers, running the plate numbers through their cronies that work with the database and then pay the unsuspecting victims a visit.

As far as i'm concerned, the GEJ administration deserves knocks for security data management (Wait, don't call me a hater just yet!)
we have a very rich database of over 65 million Nigerians and their fingerprints, house addresses, photographs and biodata from the last elections. Why has no one thought to use this data?

Use of this data can cut down cases of armed robbery and kidnapping to a much reduced level, especially since we all know that a huge number of these miscreants registered for the elections so they could help to rig.

Good point. Perhaps the newly launched Db will be built from the elections biodata but I'm just speculating here.

Apparently somebody thinks he has married mother-hen.

@Gbawe
That’s some interesting argument that the writer presents; that for a lasting solution to power generation there has to be some constitutional amendments in that area. Surely, Nnaji must know this.

Equalism? Sounds like a variant of communism to me. That bird won't fly homie.

Interesting. Who mans this database?

That's the thing with the pro-GEJ team, they have no time to give to serious issues but are quick to dish out insults and abuses at the drop of a hat.

Maybe it will be Nairalandism. lol

^I want to believe that the report is erroneous.

Heaven help me, the craving for coconut cake right now is inexplicably strong.

Egusi is a favorite any day.

I don't know which Mr Biggs you guys have been visiting but all the outlets I go to seem to have serious issues. Their burgers are becoming ever smaller, their doughnuts are rather too hard and their meat pies are still forbidden pieces of pastry. They really need to get their act together.

http:
When you want to marry a lady, look at her mother, that will probably tell you what she will eventually become in your house, like someone posted already, you don't give what you don't have, alot of parent dress indecently, so what do you expect her to do with the kids.

Another annoying things with the boy kids the buying of TOY GUNS for boys and you don't want them to turn to Armed Robbers in future; what is the essence of toy guns for kids? okay the boy becomes sharp shooters abi?

Alot has to do with our currupt, irresponsible parent of today, i just wonder what next generation will be like.
Now we even have Kids beauty pageant, breeding of Ashawo of the future.

Hey hey hey, leave that matter alone. A boy has got to have his toy guns, OK. Imagine growing up as a little boy without any toy guns to play with. That makes for a traumatic adulthood later on. Just see how Jonathan turned out without innocent items such as shoes, and now you want to take our away toy guns from little boys. Would you rather that boys should play with Barbie dolls instead?  

^Good question so we know when to start expecting the additional 3MW.

wesley80:
@Myjoe,
Good points - perhaps.

Yes the US govt can end illegal bunkery overnight if it wants to, crude oil is not stuff you can conceal or ask a fisherman to smuggle in on your behalf (we r talking abt 100,000 to 200000 barrels here) so you really cant draw parallels with the drugs trade. The problem is there is a thriving mkt for illegal crude and the West is happy to see it thrive because it suits them and like u said, "it doesn't score high on their order of national priorities" (why should it) How long did it take to label certain diamonds as "conflict diamonds" and block their trade? How long did it take for the US to send in the FBI to assist in BH investigations? Why is bunkery the one issue that is a local problem that should be tackled solely by Nigeria? I'm sure u've never been to the creeks of the Niger Delta else u wld understand it is "virtually impossible" for our ill equipped military to police those pipelines without hi-tech equipments. The only solution that I can see is blocking the demand and if u say the US cant do that then i wonder who u think can.

You maintain that the US gains somehow from illegal crude, how did you come about such an observation? Instead of calling for the strengthening of our military so they can tackle this menace properly you lay it the feet of the Americans to come an clean up our mess. Why do we like blaming everything on the Americans?

werepeLeri:
LOL

That was not even part of the power point presentation.


mtcheew

Lame cop out if I ever saw one.

OT but had to add this.
Boko Haram, Niger Delta Militants = Terrorists. No amount of spin and spell will change that image. Deal with it.

It is a matter of public record, as the editors of the Trust well know, that no charge of corruption was ever made or sustained against the President while he served as Governor of Bayelsa State, while his many achievements as governor of the state speak for themselves.

With those kinds of statements Abati will speedily join the ranks of Comical Ali

https://www.internetweekly.org/images/information_minister_oscar.jpg https://nigeriamasterweb.com/Etc5/ReubenAbati.jpg

somze:
Cant you guys read or is comprehension difficult? Stop quoting him out of context. This is what he said

Will terrorism go away on its own if we don't work on our security?

I think the article quoted Azazi out of context. The last clause "terrorism has come to stay" appears to have been added mischievously by the reporter even though it was correct. It does not fall in line with the point he was trying to make. Mischievous journalism is to blame here, not NLanders.

When the parents don't know how to dress decently themselves what do you expect.

dadonda:
check http://mobile.fisolucci.com/unlock-your-ps3

Seen.

I already own most of the games there that interest me on that site. Its fine though for guys who like to try all types of games or are just entering the world of PS3 gaming. Like I've already said I've got my eyes on new releases and want to play them when they are available, so for now CF can wait. . . .unless you have one that runs new games.

@Kx

Apparently the error has been corrected.