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Southernigbo:
Ladies love sex and must always get it, most especially these days that a lot of money is there to lure them in. We all know that all the these diseases are contracted in an attempt of ladies to submit raw sex make more money. Guys, I know most of u can't vouch for all these ladies, probably just wanna hit n move. So what do u guys use to manage veneral diseases ? or you just phufk n and rely on God not to disgrace u?

It's actually both ways. What goes around comes around.

Ahmback:
i wish that 'one day' won't be too late, after wasting time.

thanks anyways

It's not time wasting. It's a process,it's courtship. It is necessary to court.

Ahmback:
Not that i want to breakup with her outrightly. And the loopholes i am looking for is to make me know if she is seeing another cock. you know.

If she was she won't give you her phone. You really don't need to look. If you are faithful to someone and the person is being deceitful,one day you will catch the person.

Ink4Hope:
Good day Fam

This is from a female friend, she is really troubled because she believes she is not okay, kindly provide advice, she will be reading this

Whenever she gets into a relationship with someone it's all fun and bliss until they have sex, she will automatically lose interest in that guy irrespective of whether the sex is good or not


This has happened to her a couple of times and she is worried, please is this a normal occurrence or is there something wrong?

Please she needs advice

She is a guy in a girl's Body. Let her date someone she is really into. Someone she enjoys his company and have lots of interests. Sex should come last.

Ahmback:
Hi all, Hope y'all are having a great day today...

Okay, there's this occurrence that I wish to share with everyone to get a wider view on it; sincerely it has been bothering me alot and it seems I can't just stop thinking about it.

So, on Sunday (day-before-yesterday), I paid a visit to my babe in their compound. Everybody knows me there and we all are in good terms.
I was going through her photo gallery in her phone (I rarely do this though) while she was using my own phone to watch a movie. Then I came across a picture of her with a very obvious, disgusting make-up (sorry to say @ bolded, it's for emphasis) that looked really bad for my liking. you know those kinda make-ups where a not-too-fair girl's face will be as white as whatever, without even matching the skintone on other body parts.
I called her attention to it and said something like: 'babe, this is bad on you. you're beautiful naturally, i love you that way, not with heavy make-up' and she responded with 'it isn't about you nor for you' almost immediately. I mean that kinda "you no fit drink water drop cup" kind of reply, it happened so fast which clearly tells it is true, or maybe.
She observed my change in countenance and she quickly apologized that she didn't mean it. I later left sha not too long but the atmosphere wasn't friendly anymore. We haven't even spoken since yesterday.

Now the issue is this, I am an introvert and as one, I am very sensitive to little things no matter how feeble it may seem.
and this one here has been making me wanna go crazy, i am just beginning now to be on the look out for loopholes in this relationship and i know that too is trickky cus i'll start friendzoning here gradually.

Now, I don't wantt to end things based on assumptions and I don't also want to loose my guard, you know, I'm just trying to be careful
So comrades in the house please raid the comment sections and advise me on what to do please.
Thanks

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, justwise

So what advice are you asking for. Is it that you want to break up with her? If you want to break up ,do it now oga, sharp sharp. You are looking for loophole, you better come out and say the truth, another chic is entering your eye.

TheGidRedpiller:
Search And Follow @TheGidRedpiller On Twitter ASAP!!

I am not a hypocrite, neither am i a coward, this thread is to counter the arguement some random female created some fews days back, the thread actually hit front pages and as usual i love the response my fellow enlightened men gave back!!

If women think they can run over any man they want because they withhold the pvvsies, then men should ultimately begin to understand what women actually want is to do BUSINESS, only that in this case, they are trying to sell absolutely NOTHING in exchange for EVERYTHING!

Men should begin to bring in the full business model into the relationships women think they want, If you as a man are not seeing what you are looking for, then DO NOT PAY FOR IT!!

Be sure of what you are getting, ensure that you are getting the full package, check in the products and DO TESTDRIVES before you drop your cash!
Since she is selling, BUY!

Still Typing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDhXUjdVUAQQ-HA.jpg

What of late Steven kedhi whose wife donated an organ and yet he still married another wife . The testicle people aren't any better. When you give don't expect anything in return.

GooodHardDick:
Comrade, forget my moniker and grab the message

the good part has made the hard soft

GOFRONT:
.......And the DNA paternity testing laboratory in Lekki has continued to expose the promiscuous activities of the fallopian people...

Take that step and run the DNA on that child today......The Era of "I trust my wife" has far gone out of existence. Forget about the heart attack that come along with the revelation if the child happens not to be yours.....

But why even think about heart attack, when I still have a functional dikc, I can afford a secx doll, the mindset matters!!!

Lmao fallopian people!!

Karleb:
The guy is wrong, very wrong but this your post is absolute bullshit!

Whatever dude. You are entitled to your opinion so am I.

Candidlady:
My parents are trying to match me with a guy. Son of a family friend of ours. Note he is handsome, funny, and money is not an issue.


He just got back to the country, he is always at my place. Very funny dude. Iam not interested in a relationship with him.

Now the problem is mamana and fad wants it to work by fire by force... They feel iwill have the sense of responsibility once iget into a relationship

How do itell em igot a partner already and note if eventually itell em igot a partner they would wanna see the person ...

My dad might not even care but you see my MA? She will skin me alive lol.. She wants a grandchild lol

Please be 101% sure of your partner, that he won't disappoint you later in future.

osadogan1:
Curious on this issue

Ladies are suffering

Girls are heartbroken �

Mother’s are bitter

But why are men like this all in the name of having fun

Because an erect penis has no conscience. And they have inferiority complex.

OKON125:
can you describe a smart girl for me??

One who can tell all you tell her is b.u.l.l.s.h.i t.

OKON125:
They spent time with their girls indoors...telling them stories, touching them, kissing, spanking their ass, playing games, sucking their breasts, massaging them, bathing them like babies, feeding them like babies, cleaning their bombom when they finish defecating, watching their clothes from them, mostly telling them that you love her and can die for her


2
This might sound crazy but facts,if you can knack well,I mean Making her go mad on bed ... making her moan,scream, forgetting[color=#990000][/color] about their parents during the race ...she will love you no matter how broke you are

3
Tell her you are my world,my life,my everything cos you are broke... tell her you love her more than yourself, that you love her more than your parents ;.......

4
Always tell her how she can catch you if you cheat on her .. tell her that she always make you get Hot when she touches your clothes,..


5
Always wear her clothes,cos your wanna make her love you,teach her how to attract sugar daddy, always Carry her on back when going ... somewhere, never you look at other girls a$$, thank you for reading

6
Lastly tell her you will die when she dies that will make love till you die

Rubbish, you don't need to lie because you are broke and you don't feel any of the things stated above. Actions speak louder than words. One day your actions will show you are just doing lip service. A smart girl will know.

humble1010:
I'll really appreciate if anyone can help as fast as possible. Amount needed is 20k.

You don't need a loan you need some one to dash you 20k.

czarr:
If a girl relieves you of konji tension by giving you a handjob. Is that masturbation or is masturbation only if you do it yourself.

Doing it yourself is masturbation. Getting someone to do it isn't. Masturbation is a solo act.

SeaTrade:
So there's this girl I met through a friend a while bqck.
Not really into dating her as she's not worth getting distracted from my current babe for.
So what else?Knack and go right?Okay sure.
We don't really talk often and when we do ,I keep it brief .
So was bored during the week,chatted her up,ask that we share a fine bottle of scotch I've got at home.She gree She's never been to my place before.
Then after a while,my main call tell me say this whole NEPA issue blablabla,she'll love to come to my place and prepare for work on Monday as her gen can't carry iron and all that
I no fit deny na,I obliged.
D day came,na she first ask me if we are still seeing,I said yes.
Thought of what to do and looked for a serviced apartment in my area so I can pass it off as my place so she can relax and we'd just chill, drink and Bleep without she noticing anything.
They say N45k,so I thought of it through and see it wasn't worth it because what if she comes and start resisting sex?So 45k go just go like that?No na.
So I hit her up and say why don't we change venue to her place?She say no bla bla bla...na this girl know whether she get shrine for that her house weh she dey always not want me to come there.
She come suggest say we go on a proper date and picked one of the best restaurants in town lol.
I left the clown on read(blue ticks)
Carry you go restaurant as my babe or wetin?weyrey.
Later took my babe out same night and we had a time of our lives jarey
I even try to want share single malt scotch with this idiot,she come think say she worth opening it for,not knowing say na because of konji make me want even open the drink in the first place as I'm not too comfortable with it,let alone taking her on an expensive date.
mgbeke!

So why are you telling us. Mr Assistant boyfriend to main babe. . For your mind you are sleek. Your main babe is even sleeker.

GoodHardDick:
Guys,

The only duty you owe your girlfriend is courtesy. You dont owe her maintenance, or footing her bills. Emancipate yourself from that slavery. If you want to look after a woman, look after your wife, mother and sister!

“‪It is a sign of mental laziness to allow any girlfriend manipulate you to the extent that you think you are are being responsible by looking after her. You are not. Think with your head, not your reproductive organ ”. A girlfriend you maintain is a liability. She yields bills. You don't need a parasite. Chase success the world will chase after you.

If only they will shield their swords the girls won't feel entitled to these things,but men want to eat their cake and have it.

Badboibipo:
I have always struggled with the idea that it’s a mans fault for cheating because I doubt it is in all scenarios. Yes there are some men who are obsessed with any female they see even tho they are married but then there is guys who ladies throw themselves at on a daily, men like 2face Idibia who is almost 50 and still looks handsome in the face. Girls throw themselves at men that are handsome every single day, me for one have been insulted severally all because I walked past girls without saying hi. When you’re a spec to girls they will flirt, insult, praise, and whatsoever to get your attention every single day. How is someone like 2face supposed to remain faithful? Do you know even teenage girls throw themselves at him everyday? He won’t do anything about it because they are young, you think he can control himself around the adult girls doing all manner of drama every damm day to get his attention? I can totally fvcking relate to being a snack to women and I must say it is impossible to ignore them. Me that don’t flirt this evening alone I flirted with two girls by force because they won’t stop staring at me, imagine a whole 2face and what his world must feel like In front of girls every damm day. Abeg y’all rest, it’s impossible to remain faithful to one girl except you’re damm ugly or gay. Period

. There's something called self control. What will you gain from sleeping with multiple women.

empress101:
Hi everyone..
So I met this guy online, we started talking..We got really comfortable with each other although he didn't ask me out yet and he promised to visit my city soon..
Fast forward to last week, he visited, we finally saw each other and I think he liked me(Note : We didn't have sex)..
So the thing now is, since he left back to his base,he stopped calling (infact, he didnt tell me if he got home safely or not) . I tried calling and he wouldn't pick either...
For 2days now, he wouldn't pick or call ,he ignores my messages on whatsApp...
I'm really confused on what could be wrong..

NB: I dont look different from pictures online..

just be grateful you didn't have sex. Ignore him.such things happen.

ww676:
Yes, I am an advocate for open marriage, though mine comes with a little twist. Well read on and if you have same mind set as me, dm and let's see if we can work something out.
Generally, people see open marriage or open relationship as a relationship where the guy or woman is allowed to have other bfs or GFS. This is where my twist comes in. Yes we are in an open relationship but you Are not allowed to have a serious relationship or contact guys without my consent. That will be regarded as outright cheating.
So, what we will be basically doing is Bleep any guy or girl we want to Bleep on a platonic level, no strings attached level. Meaning we just do it for fun though it's still not nesssary.
I am into thick chubby girls. If you find yourself beautiful, thick and chubby and ready to settle in this type of open relationship, dm me.
I know some religious, moral , redpill trolls will come screaming their frustration here. I don't care about any of u

Yeah good luck with that.

kojeiwa:
My Female friends would call me Ashawo if I say something nasty or if they notice I am toasting a girl I just met.

I my own opinion, I don't think guys should be called Ashawo. Guys are either a player or a hard man.

I think women should only be called Ashawo if they often sleep around, for guys we are just a player.


What do you think?

For me Man-w.h.ore ,is better

Whiydhee:
Hello guys, There is this lady which I do see always but I am so shy to woo her. Pls is there any method if guidelines which I can use or words I can say to her to let her know about my intention ❓.

Summon courage to greet her. Tell her you always run into her, is she a student , of course you can introduce yourself, let it flow from there. Don't think too hard , just be yourself And don't be too needy. Even if she turns you down , you can still be cool about it and still say hi when you see.

Mph2022:
Good evening all,

I will need your inputs on this.

I work from home and my girlfriend do too. We have been dating for 2 years and I intend to marry her.

I understand she is not my wife. Lately, we have been spending more time together. Most times, we spend months, weeks together.

Anytime we are together, We both do the chores, she cleans, I mob. She cooks, I go to market to buy foodstuffs I cook too, we both wash the dishes.

But Lately I have noticed that I can't say No to her..It always results in a fight. She sees everything as a red flag.

For instance, we planned to go market together today to get some foodstuffs and I changed my mind that I wasn't going again because I wasn't in a good frame of mind and I was also angry because of some words she used on me prior to that moment. She refused to go to the market alone, instead, she packed her bag and left my house.

Another instance is that I lent her money twice but has not paid. She tried borrowing the third time and I refused, that led to a problem too . N.B she is not broke.

Should I be worried or not?

I have not heard her own side of the story. All I will say is give her space, then you two will have time to decide if this is what you would like to take to the next level or not.

Quality20:
Yeah, guys deserve the best. And of course what's best than marrying ladies who are decently experienced and easy going? Previously married ladies know what men go through and are ready to help out much more than young inexperienced girls who feel entitled to be so cared for by men. Another thing is that these cool experienced ladies don't waste money on big ceremonies to get remarried again

NB, pls no body shd bring any talk of those so called baby mamas pls.

If that's your choice, it isn't bad but let people make their own choices.their are still decent young girls out there. In short everyone should do what pleases them .

OGBEREIJEBU:
For some men, the temptation to cheat is almost too great to overcome. While various things can drive cheating men, there are also ways to prevent being unfaithful to your spouse or lover.
When a married man who can't overcome the temptation of staying with one woman gets, maintains and remains with one side chick, that person is practicing what is called cheating faithfully.

Unfortunately, the society is accepting the norm as many women in marriage who know their husband (one and only) sidechicks are accepting the situation as better since it comes with less emotional torture, less stress and less volatility to STDs.

Do you believe in the concept of faithful cheating and can you cheat faithfully?

As long as both parties agree to it, and both are given the opportunity to faithfully cheat. Of cos it always ends in disaster.

Frank2021:
I don't understand my self nawadays I love sniffing my girls pants before washing it or where she hangs it. If she is going to bath I sniff them. What could be the reason?

You are not alone. You have a fetish. But don't go and be doing panty raid.

FictionalTales:
Note: Anything said here is just a (Factual) joke and should be considered as such.

If there's one thing Nairaland members have in common, that would, most definitely be having and operating multiple monikers by one user.

I myself have and operate multiple monikers, and most of them are very active.

We literally create account to basically complement each of our many characteristics.

For example, Pst. Righteousness has been accused of having more than 1 monikers (Which isn't a sin anyways), which he occasionally uses to create doomsday threads, and then leaves a doomsday comment with his main moniker. Making him the first, second or third commenter, but surely among the first set.

Some of my other monikers are well recognized and popular. In fact, you'd be shocked if I reveal them on this thread.

You see... I could be SmellySperm: The guy whose sperm smells.

I could also be : Nairaland's bad news blogger. AKA Badnews (His alternate moniker).

I could be Iyaebe AKA Beebah2000: A wannabe [color=#FF1493]feminist[/color], who knows nothing about [color=#ff1493]feminism[/color], how it came to be, it purpose or goal. She thinks [color=#ff1493]feminism[/color] is all about hating on men.

I could be GooodHardDick: The guy with the hardest d***, literally.

I could also be siofra: The girl so obsessed with men that most of her topics are related or closely, really closely related to men. (I like her though). She's also getting married to a man soon. .

Who knows?

I could be Candidlady: A Nairalander from Hausa tribe (or maybe not), who also hate on men.

Well, most [color=#ff1493]female[/color] N'landers hate on men for absolutely no reasonable reason.

Speaking of females hating on men;

I could be FutureIsFemale: A low budget, hardcore [color=#ff1493]feminist[/color], whose hatred for men is on another level.
All she basically do on a daily basis is to surf the World Wide Web, looking for crimes, evil acts committed by just the male gender.

I could also be FERNANDEZISBACK: Slayer of online women bashers, or so she thought. This one is like MTN, Everywhere You Go!

I could be Shortyy: Well, just like her moniker, I'm also short of what to say.

I could also be slawormiir: Nairaland's yahoo boy. Wait a minute... Where the hell is this guy? Has he been damned by the efcc? Damn Nigger! Isoright.

Look, the list is endless.

I'll continue in the comment section.

Muahahahahaha.

Mrlance15:
I liked her at first, and the relationship was smooth for a while until it's not, I calmly told her on WhatsApp that I don't feel the same anymore that I would like for us to breakup, she acted like she can't read, she kept bringing other issues up and ignoring what I said, but I kept emphasizing, she had an outburst and sent me lots of notes, asking we meet at our favorite place to say goodbyes, I showed up out of the need to be a gentleman, only for her to start saying things and making a scene to guilt trip me into reversing my decision, but I didn't bulge, I told her we broke up, she left me alone for a while and I was so happy only for me to realize she's still stalking me, checking every girl that comments on my post and chatting them up, acting like we're still dating by calling and chatting me up Everytime, visiting me to do wife duties even when I made it clear we're not getting married, I asked her why she's still acting like we're still dating and her reply was "you told me you love me"

Trust me I never use the word love when dating or asking a lady out because I believe I have to feel a certain way about someone to know I love her, and since I was born I haven't fallen in love with any girl so how did I tell her I love her?

I have tried everything in the books, letting her down easy like a gentleman but she's so stubborn it ain't working, and she's chasing other girls away with her freaky possessive and attached behavior, it's like obsession, the type where they decide if I can't have him no one can, and it's scary, comrades I need advice, how do I run away from this lady, I don't have single feelings for her anymore.

Ps. I'm not leaving her Because of sex, girls are fond of saying he used me like it doesn't take two to tango, sex is overated, I'm leaving because I don't want anymore.

Can you private mail me her number, let me tell her something.

Yungspitta:
All my life , I never knew girls can be this complicated. Lately, my homie's girl has been giving me some signals that she liked me....but I don't wanna hurt my friend cux he's always there for me when times are hard. My friend looks more handsome , he dresses better but I still couldn't figure out why she has been flirting with me.
The scary part is that, my homie used to tell me nice things about his girl like she's best thing after holy Mary. There was a time this girl challenged me on why I don't always message her on WhatsApp, and she forced my phone out of my hands and did send some flirtous message to her WhatsApp number with my own WhatsApp number right on the spot. I was so confused afterwards.
In my head, I was like should I tell my friend what his girl has been up to lately but I kept my cool.

It's probably all in your head. And if you are indulging her then a part of you is interested.

EmptyGarden:
Which mumu crush? Stop deceiving yourself young man! It's all in your head.

Exactly what I was about to say.

Iamconfused:
I'm gonna be brief as much as possible.

I'm dating this girl and seriously, some things amaze me. We're actually in a distance relationship and Just recently, we were having a conversation and then, she told me anytime I feel like having sex and she is not around, I can have sex with any girl I want to and she won't get angry, omo, I was shocked, to be honest, that a girl can suggest such to her boyfriend. Then again, I was just trying to see what she'd say, I told her I was travelling to see a female friend in her house and I'd spend the night in her house and return the next day, to my surprise, she was totally cool with that, no questions or anything. This one really weakened me, I feel she doesn't like me at all cos no girl will act like this

What's do u guys things, isn't this a red flag?. Do u think this girl really loves me?

I wonder what you people want. If she reacts she is trying to control you,now she has given you go ahead you are still whinning.