₦airaland Forum

Coldie:
If u never move u go think say Nigeria mk sense. My brother travel and see.

Only people enjoying Nigeria na people way get connection with government, apart from that na suffer.

Students in some foreign countries earn more than oil company workers in Nigeria and we think we are flexing.. lol

But you will always be considered a second class person in another country (or so I was told)

THUNDER4real:
jappa

SIMPLE!

So I saw this post today in a group on Facebook: 'do you still believe Naija go better abi na just visa you never get yet?' The response was heartbreaking. I can't imagine myself making any kind of life outside Nigeria (except, of course, to 'go school come back'). I see a generation of educated, tech savvy, non tribalistic young Nigerians and I know the future is HERE [not over there]. But what do I know? I have never been out of the country before. So I decided to pose the question in a larger forum to see what we all think. Maybe sef our senior pipos dem wey dey for yonda [or the ones wey don go before] fit gist us wassup and we fit learn one or two things. Do you still believe Naija go better abi you wan japaa?
P.S: Nigeria is NEVER breaking up so no even think am.

Thank you WTO, America and the entire financial sector for showing us what is possible and giving our ladies something to aspire to by appointing this woman. This will be an inspiration to millions.

Here in Kaduna, the wine store my younger brother works in always lays off some workers during Ramadan because that is when they always record their lowest sales. Guy, religious people are hypocrites wallahi. Religion is only for the poor. Those who can't get alcohol always go for weed or shisha. The rest who can't get that will go for for codeine, tutolin and co.

Harrynight:




I got a packet of NOSEMASK and Condom today!

I SHOCKED!

O boy! If girl give you condom on val eve, That mean say match go dey tomorrow be that. That girl get bad plans for you; better run for your life.

So it's true that the Igbo and Yoruba are very much related. I first read about this in a book by Catherine Acholonu-Olumba and Prince Ajay Prabhakar: The Gram Code Of African Adam (stone books and cave libraries). They have quite a different theory though. But the bottomline is that the Yoruba-Igbo-Edo triangle is not a recent union. Very interesting book.

[quote author=shadowmancer post=98900019]All the landless fulanis baztards throughout west africa are not even up to the Ijaw ethnic nation not to even talk about Yorubas and Igbos alone. All the pigheads fulanis causing trouble allover westafrica are not even up to the Hausas. You are a fulanis mongrel spreading lies with your comments. Your propaganda is fruitless. Go tell your pigmasters that all the native people indigenous to their ancestral lands have all woken up to your manipulations and deceptions. Continue using the resources of native people to build your fufude empire and watch how it will fall before your very eyes.
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I really wish we will all unite to quash this marauding miscreants too. You are wrong, man. I am no Fulani. But truth is this people are everywhere. We've already given them a strong foothold in our lands. Our borders are useless. Only our unity can push them out, but we are busy forming Christian/Muslim, Igbo/Yoruba/Hausa. The Fulanis have a clearer sense of purpose than us

One thing y'all don't realise is that you can never win with the Fulani. Unfortunately, they own Nigeria. They never forget and they never forgive. They are more numerous than any of the three major ethnic groups. They are spread across west and cental Africa and they are "borderless". YOUR PRESIDENT IS NOT EVEN NIGERIAN. When he said he belongs to everybody and to nobody, he knows what he was saying; the Fulanis belong everywhere and nowhere.

lefulefu:
if u here and u are a man and u using a female moniker and pretending to be female then just accept ur sexuality
u are GAY

My name is a girlname in my state. It means "beautiful". I gave myself the name and I use it everywhere. I AM NOT GAY!

NobleDeSage001:
Emeka walked up to me at a patent medicine shop. I had gone out with my cousin Milado to get some drugs.

He said he had been watching me for quite a longtime and he liked everything about me. He went ahead to ask that we become friends. I accepted wholeheartedly with my church mind and then exchanged mobile contacts with him.

Long story short...
Emeka later started making sexual advances to me. At first, I didn't understand what was going on because I had never had such experience. He persisted and tried to force me to engage in gay sex with him.

When the whole thing became clear to me, I cut him off and stopped talking to him. Emeka later poisoned me because he used to serve in one of my favourite restaurants back then. I nearly died but for the Mercy of God.

This was in the year 2006. The story is very long...

Wow! You are a survivor. It is well with your soul.

reccy:
Here in futminna, nobody even send us

We don even know whether we go resume school this year now as ssanu and nasu are planning to ruin my life again now.

In futminna, we only call on God....

Me like this, e be like say I no dey even come back again sef. I dey work right now and I don even forget my project topic. I here say dem wan even increase t.fare from Bosso to G.K.

If the company is registered with his name, you have nothing to fear. You are just an employee, not partners. But either ways, always double check any financial transactions before putting your signature. At least you know about his "dishonesty" problem now so you can be extra careful. But normally, in Nigeria, when starting a new company, you have to endure all kind of 'rainin wayo' from people; especially those you borrowed money from.

IamWonderful:
You are still chasing shadows and dwelling on speculation to soothe and promote your lies further. Even if either alcoholic or otherwise, wine is forbidden by God Himself

I don't usually do this. But I'ma do it today: YOU LIE! GOD NEVER FORBADE ALCOHOL [IN THE BIBLE]. I don't drink, but I know drinking alcohol was never a sin. Stop lying against God. (unless you are muslim though). Yes! The Bible forbade wine (alcoholic or non) for some (Nazirites and High Priests) and generally discouraged too much of it. But it never forbade it. In fact the Bible encouraged us to drink and be merry and enjoy the works of our labour. Jesus Himself drank alcohol. He used wine in the last supper. We will drink wine even in heaven. You christians should stop copying these muslims. Their religion is based on dos and don'ts. Yours is based entirely on grace faith.

Toks2008:
Apparently many people have not seen this so-called challenge cos if they did they will agree that it is the most boring challenge ever.


I'm begining to wonder why it has become an issue. And talking about taking filters off, it makes no difference cis nearly all of them have their underwear on which is why I'm so confused with the hype pastors are giving to it.

Only a pervert will get turned on by body shadow.

Honestly, I haven't seen any of the videos. I do not even the time to watch of that. And you are right; the hype given to the challenge, even from the pulpit only make it popular.(there is nothing like bad publicity).

Personally, I love the silhouette thing. It helps outline the beauty of the human body. But this challenge is somehow because it is not anonymous. There is no privacy or security on the met. How trustworthy is the filter? Some good hacker can one day clean up that filter and leave you completely nude for us to see. I can't wait.

deavicky:
I'm really concerned about how three ladies rape or u mean to say u Bleep 3 ladies at once. Because i find it difficult to believe a man can be raped. Except my kind of man is different.

see this one! Them dey talk about something else, you na how dem take 'rape' person you wan know. Well, it was my birthday and, as promised, I went to see my friend(a girl). She was with two other friends and we started playing 'truth or dare'(very useless game). To cut the long story short, I was supposed to have fun with just one of 'em so my friend went out with the other one, but they came back few moments later "to complete my birthday present". (they are all older than I). I was already naked with the other one. I regretted going there that day. Well that rubbish no fit happen again.

Fiscus105:
But you worship the girl in question

worship what girl? How?

SavageResponse:
It appears this deviant behaviour is even more prevalent than we thought

Trust me! You'll be surprised how many people, and the types of people that are into this shit. I met a mind boggling number of gays recently and I was shocked at the people that are into it. It's why I created this thread.

Randy100:
The first guy that tapped my nyash, was taken to ICU, where he battled for his life.

Twale baba! You harsh die! You should be arrested.

paulolee:
it wasn't funny, he was spending on me n giving me money anytime I asked because he was like a big brother to me..
heard him calling n telling someone dt he cnt drug and rape me because its inhuman, dt he prefer to talk me into It so dt he Can enjoy me and keep me when he needs it...
na then I flew for my life...

haha! At least he was nice. I like him already. Unfortunately, I love my arse too much to be gay.

inspirator1:
A cherubim pastor
A course mate then
A rummie friend..list many
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It was fun because the attention from my fellow men, was crazy. I left them always longing; the pastor have to swear to have my ass by all means. Lols..Na from that day he know say me na werey.

Lol! You for dash am small na.

Sonnobax15:


I wasn't the one who had an encounter with a gay but I was my roomie back then in poly....My roomie told me about a guy who was disturbing him to be his gay partner...

Na once me and my roomie open office on top the guy head via say anything wey we want at that time,the niggar always provided..... Infact, I can't recall how many chilled fanta we drank from the dude..

But las las cha,I Cor dey suspend say the guy wipe my roomie cha

Choi! So your guy traded ass for fanta? O boy! Mek I catch my mind dey even think am.

Made619:
Was approached by a gay back in my secondary School days ss3 I think. The guy saw returning from school and called me,seems he was a coper then. He had good physique and a tattoo on his hand. sharp guy sha. he told me he would love to introduce me into modeling,that I should turn around let him see...as naive as I was,I never knew the GOAT was sampling my a$$ chai. he collected my no. and the next day I got a text from him that he couldn't stop thinking about me,that fell in love with me the moment he saw me...that I should come to his lodge ..omoh I sanctified my a$$ and ran away oh..... God I felt disgusted...watin I wan love inside my fellow man body? na him hairy chest abi hairy balls..... Lord have mercy

lol. Guy you funny o. Me sef the thing dey baffle me o. But na their lives shah.

megaxart:
I'm gay and if the first incident actually happened I'm sorry about what you went through. Generally most gay people won't try to prey on you, but in the few cases where some do you just have to make it clear that you are straight and not interested in them. If they persist keep reiterating or if you deem it fit you could report them for harassment.
I'd just like for people to not use select incidents like these to stereotype homosexual people, we are already marginalised enough and we don't need misconceptions attached to us.

That first incidence actually got me. But, eitherways, this is Nigeria. And here, 'No', is generally not enough. And for someone like me, reporting them is out of the question, especially after the last incident where the guy got beaten. I've met many other gays and most are really nice. I still don't understand the 'gay' thing, but I can't judge. For me it's pussy all the way.

Fvckwithmeyoukn:
I appreciate.. About the AC thing,he says he wants my pussy to always be wet and steamy...He also sniff the bedsheet too saying he loves my smell on it .

as I said, people are generally weird. You'll be surprised some other weird shit you may get from others. It's why the bedroom stuff is always personal. But for this one, dude's in love with the smell of you. Every person has their unique smell, and it helps in keeping couples closer as our sense of smell is the one sense most directly connected to memory. I do not want to call it a fetish as the word "fetish" may sound cuckoo to some. But fetishes come and go, while the memory of you will stay forever in his brain. Your unique smell will keep him needing more and more of only you. Ask the queen bee.

I have encountered three gay guys and one lesbian lady before. I never took the gay/lesbian thing serious until my second encounter. The first was in SS1. This SS3 guy always calls me to come give him a massage every day after football training. Although he always gets naked while I massage him, I never thought much of it. Until one of his friends told me of the guy's intentions. I ran away and slept in class from then until they graduated. My second encounter was during a vigil at Living Faith in Abuja. I had to report the guy to the protocol unit when he wouldn't stop pestering me. The third guy was in my choir in a Baptist church in Kaduna. He wasn't so lucky, because my brother and his friends dealt with him (I never support the violence part though). The lesbian girl always go bland during sex and she will just stand up and leave after few minutes without saying a word.
Have you ever had an encounter with these kind of people? If 'yes', please, tell us how you handled them.

Truvel:
If U Think It's Normal Den Dat Means U Are Not Normal At All.

I fucking hate the relativism thing, but I'll have to admit that NORMAL in this case must be relative. I have a friend who thinks we all are not normal because we 'kiss'. He never kisses a girl on the lips; says we we are only swallowing saliva. For me, if you are clean, I will kiss, lick and suck EVERY part of your body. I am that abnormal and I love it.

Like say the marriage na achievement. It is better to remain single and chase every skirt you like than marry and still do the same. For most, the marriage no solve anything, na only cover-up.

I no dey insult people o, but condom na how much? Haba bros! It is pretty simple: it's either you chop or you run. But me, I an a man of my word; if I ever agree to 'no chop', na no chop be that o. Sai dai mu break-up wallahi.

I love this guy.(no homo)

Should I be blunt with you? It is VERY NORMAL! not all guys like it though, just as not every girl loves doggy. I don't get the early morning and AC thing though. But people are generally weird. For you shah, just try and be clean for him.