₦airaland Forum

Nne, you're in the Spirit.

Adaibeku:
age is number my friend

When I tell people age is just a number now they will start twisting their words.

A friend of mine even said yes she knows age is just a number but she just can't date a younger guy....all her older boyfriends have been quote: "useless" and "babies".

Adaibeku:
The woman made him because she seniored him with 4yrs , akeredolu can't stop talking how she fought to keep him alive wen he was nobody n powerless , now afamed n metaphysical won't let us breathe ,igbo ladies are loyal to their responsible husbands

No self respect. SMH

Goalnaldo:
okay. You don old for this forum sha and let me add that you are stunning.

DATE. SMART. GIRLS

Goalnaldo:
First of all, happy new month to us all.
Yesterday, I was chatting with a girl on Facebook, I asked about her hobbies and she mentioned twerking as one of them, I wasn't surprised because a lot of girls are cashing out on twerking on social media. what surprised me though was her inability to convert days to years and she claimed to have graduated from federal college of education. She asked me about my age and I told her in days but she couldn't decipher it. I even gave her the clue by telling her to divide the number by 365 still she couldn't get it. Why can't she use her phone calculator to figure it out? She told me that I should just tell her if I want to. I told her eventually but couldn't help but come to the conclusion that a lot of Nigerian girls are really dull or should I say lazy.

What health related issues?

vickydankal:
Op I give extra offering every Sunday just because I didn’t marry a man like you.
No kissing (forgivable )
No sucking Breast (a taboo)
In fact what are you saying?
I’m against anal and no more a fan of oral for health related issues but you see that 2 up there don’t go there. Before village people will send for you .

Only yahoo boys can offer huge amounts for nothing.

skimena:
There's this young beautiful girl that is my friend. she's just 19. she's indeed an epitome of black beauty. we are very close. there's nothing about myself I don't tell her. infact we confide in each other. but I like that thing that's under her legs. I just want to have a bite of it and she's aware I'm in a relationship. I've used all my antics such as buying her things but it's not just working out. so I told her to name her prize but she didn't say anything so I offered to give her #1 million either in cash or by cheque just to enter that punana island. She said no that she's not ready to start having sex now. I think she's not wise.

Plan for only those who you have. You have you so plan for you. IF you have a SO that you love and trust and who loves and trusts you, plan for her too.

Anytime someone tells you to wait for marriage, show them this video!

Is someone already feeling devalued??

Millenniumlady:
I bet you're one of them.

So you went to Reddit to copy. Lol

LOL.

She was enjoying her time with you and then you shame her

Mtchew.

I can't afford to spend that amount on cake nor would I if I could. I would rather put that money in the stock market. However, I understand people who can.

Lool.

He did not think of anything else to make a post about while he's home alone.

HuntSon:
How a supposed straight person goes about thinking about gay people everyday baffles me

Dude is just a DL, a gay person even gave him the contract he is working on now, so that he may not die of hunger

Nigerians should leave other Nigerians alone. Faxe your heterosexuality and leave Queer people alone.

- Make sex fun, consensual, and equal.
- Make sure she is comfortable!
- Watch videos and discuss what you both like and are willing to try.
- You must not climax every time. Let the journey be more important, not the destination.

Middle-aged people are 50+.

It is insane to call a 28-year-old woman middle-aged.

You make no sense.

UncleJJ:
I know what I am missing. Please, I would never marry an old maid. You do not marry a woman for things you have, you marry her for what you don't have. That is how to marry well.

- I have money, so I don't need a woman to work.
- I am no idiot, so I don't need a woman with so-called life experience or street smart.
- I have a few principles, so a younger woman is better for me. As I can explain why such and such is so, and with time she will grow to understand + them, unlike an older woman who would challenge them, even when it's in her favor.
- I am not one for side chicks or old squeeze's, hence my preference for a younger wife.

- A younger wife creams, makeup, and cosmetics are far cheaper than an older woman's as old girls need double strength for most things.
- Risks are higher when marrying an old girl. She starts to reproduce like a hen, and her children cannot be as healthy as a younger girls.

Rent out don't give out for free. Of course someone will suspect you. Nothing is free even in Freetown.

Badboibipo:
So I live in a three bedroom flat yeah, and I live alone. I decided to give out one of the rooms for free to anybody really in need of accommodation. Alot of fish brains made enquiries but later changed their minds cuz I'm a GUY!!!! Some saw my picture and had the guts to request that we remain friends but are too scared to stay in a house I'm giving for free? We wont be in the same room, u will have ur own key and theres a landlady in the same compound with us that has three grown kids. What am I supposed to do? Break up door at night and rape u when there are neighbors everywhere? I have given up on these people, that's why I only help men nowadays. It's better to help a brother than a girl. Can u imagine?

Check out the Small Claims Court in Lagos. I think they handle cases up to N5 million. Will be cheaper and faster and the judge will lean towards ruling in your favour. Plus it will be cheaper for the hospital to settle with you than spend N20 million on lawyers.

SolarEdge:
We noticed some rash in our 4 months old baby's sex organ which I perceived is a reaction from her diapers, we took her to the hospital for checkup and they recommended anti fungal cream to be applied and instructed that we don't wear her diapers for now while we apply the cream.

While waiting at the hospital pharmacy I noticed the attendant was taking longer time to attend to me, because the doctor had already written to them what they should give to me with my baby's file in front of the attendant. The attendant still asked how old is the baby I said 4 months. She was just giving excuses that she's coming that I should be patient, so I sat down.

After some time she brought the cream and some drugs. We left and got home very late last night, so my wife suggested my baby should start the drugs by morning but we should apply the cream given to us and we did not wear our baby diaper as instructed.

So this morning my wife decided to read through the leaflet in each of the drugs including the cream. To our greatest surprise the cream was strictly meant for adults and it was categorically stated it should not be used for children under age 18

Now, I'm wondering why would the hospital pharmacy attendant give us such cream. Is it that the prescribed cream wasn't available that was why she was going to and fro like the devil described in the book of Job in the Holy Bible.

Please what's your advise on this matter, is it a careless mistake or it was a deliberate act.

Nigerian Police can work and are quite effective... when they want to be.

Amarabae:
Nigeria police are trying especially when it comes to tracking down kidnappers.
they also rescued my mother in law who was kidnapped last month,

This market is saturated. Everybody is making liquid soap.

Babatunde40:
learn how to make liquid soap. make and sell

Advantages
1. Low capital to start
2. It doesn't spoil
3. Everybody uses soap
4. You make times 2. Profit is high

And what if your daughter grows up scared of sex and ruins her relationships. What will you do when her fiancé calls off the wedding, divorces her or starts sleeping with other women with her knowledge or even her blessing??

STOP. MENTALLY. SCARRING. YOUR. CHILDREN.

Eulalia:
Are you sure you understood what I wrote here before quoting that portion?

My mum wasn't threatening us. She only scared us by saying the men will tear our private parts not she.

It will work on my children because I grew up in this century therefore i know what's up and would know how to handle them accordingly by the grace of God.

Thank you for your honesty. People are here forming what I don't know.

SyberKate:
Because I don't want to be stuck with a one minute man

What is? The fact that OP did not go to Biology class or what?

frozen70:
It's just an unfortunate situation

That went from zero to hundred real quick. The man, in this rare situation you ended with, doesn't have to be exclusively homosexual. There are a lot of bisexuals.

Nooil:
Because women are doing everything men want


We need to have sex. I can't be in a relationship without sex. Women will agree.

We are polygamous in nature, leave us to cheat. We will always come back to you. Women will agree.

I can't be the sole provider of this house. We have to contribute equally. Bearing children is a natural default. Women will agree.

In the future;

I can't keep entering your wide vagina. A man's asshole is tighter. I feel attracted to men now. Allow me to be a homosexual. I'll always be your husband. Women will still agree.

Let's not rob girls/women of their agency. If a girl wants to do, she can start the doings.

MajorOvakporaye:
na weak man u be
legbere like u!

Yes. Sometimes.

cococandy:
Because it’s beyond unreasonable to think that you can encourage sex amongst boys and somehow have the girls be all virgins. Are the boys sleeping with themselves?

The premise itself is false. Having sex, whether pre or post-marriage is not inherently bad.

xendra:
parent of those days caused it, they wanted to preach decency to children but they couldn't be decent themselves to set example

And they were educating a girl child about sex they refused to scold the Male child. ignoring the fact that it takes 2 to tango and the Male child should have got more education because he has the upper hand.

Parents failed. Now?
If the foundation be destroyed what can anyone do?

Why will a grown person say this in public? Shame no dey catch you??

Calabar1stSon:
Back in those days, parents would always advised their female daughters that talking to boy who get them pregnant.

Infact religious organizations preach against it even more but you find many of their members involved in the act.

Do you know even at 18 I still thought that kissing a girl would get her pregnant?

What went wrong with the society of today? Why is Pre-marital sex a norm in the society today?

It is this kind of thinking that keeps you back.

You don't know what you're missing.

UncleJJ:
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[s]That the only bargaining chip a woman has for a good husband is her youth. [/s]And if she cashes that chip once a good suitor arrives, she will not end up like many marriages we see on nairaland daily.

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NO man can "start his life" at 50.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

Women, like all human beings, have a lot to offer. Anyone who has had a good relationship with a woman, even in platonic relationships, strongly disagrees with you.

wirinet:
The women don't realize that they cannot win an gender war. They fail to realize that they bloom only for a relatively shot period and they become withered. After the flowering age of between 16 to about 30, the only other value they possess is their intelligence, skills and education. A man can start his life at 50. So many abandon previous families and start a new one, ie Ojukwu, FFK, Danjuma and lots more. It's the women that eventually loses.

Women and men should run from narcissists.

sisisioge:
I know right, spelling words correctly isn't one of my strong points

But you agree that women should run from them, right?