₦airaland Forum

Animegirl:
By ex boyfriend recently went for his introduction. Guy cheated on me and his soon to be wife. Thank goodness, I have his nude pictures, I went to his wife's Facebook (messenger) and post his nude picture there.

The rest is a story. I feel fulfilled.

You committed a crime. Unless the guy na true simp or ignorant.

Cheating is not a crime and you can walk away. But posting nudes of others is a crime.

Tit4Tat1:
A matured simp just made a comment directly above me.

I hope his friends and neighbours are reading. Free pass.

Woman cheats, she goes. Even if it happened years ago while already together.
I nor want woman wey go kpai person.

If another di.ck outside sweet you, abeg just go settle for that one. No hard feelings.

Words of wisdom.

She even completed the race, didn't fall, didn't enter wrong track, wetin dem want again, biko?

remiopash:
Lol... IF he has only been to slums and dirty part of Lagos ,it means he could go to the places he could afford .I hope his mindset would change if he has money to visit or stay at Osapa, Ajah Badore, Banana Island, Parkview,Ikate Elegushi, Ikota,Apongbon,Lekki Phase 1 , Lekki Phase 2, Marina e.t.c

Foreign observers don't selectively look at things that way. For example, despite knowing Dangote as super rich, they will view him as that man from a very poor country.

The collective prosperity of a country is what people from advanced countries consider. Not the pockets of rich people in a massive sea of poverty. That is how they choose countries to give visa free entry, in addition to a few other criteria.

The American mentioned that there are rich/middle class people who live behind high barb-wired fenced houses with security guard.

I am not rich but whenever I stayed a bit longer in 9ja, I lived behind high walls with security just like he described. So, the description cannot the faulted.

abbey621:
200 Naira when oil prices were sky high and the country actually had a reserve. Fast forward almost 10 years later, oil is no longer lucrative, in fact the way Nigeria treats its oil is deadass backwards.

Dig crude oil, sell to outside countries, buy it back from them in refined form and then subsidize the cost to the citizens? As if that's not bad enough, government had to borrow the money for the subsidy......No be juju be that?

We can keep blaming the present administration or we can accept that ALL of them, both past and present are responsible for the predicament! Until we refine our own oil, focus less on importation and more on exportation, nothing changes. Till we do this.....THE SHEGE SHALL BE REVOLUTIONARY!

So you now admit without knowing it that good governments make tough decisions when economy is seemingly good so that the impact will not weigh too much on the currency. Removing subsidy in 2012 would have meant 9ja had enough reserve and decent income to cushion the inflationary effects.

Simple logic dictates that you save in times of plenty to safeguard lean days in the future. Nigerians and Nigeria had more economic resilience to cope with subsidy removal in 2012 than right now. We could have begun renovating refineries 11 years ago with saved subsidy money.

BUT APC opposed it and protested everywhere. So why did APC spend good 8 years without removing subsidy? Economically, 9ja is not more resilient now than it was in 2016, 2017, 2019 or say 2022, so why now?

So it turns out that GEJ that you people and APC dubbed clueless actually had foresight. But he was from the wrong tribe because some tribes claim monopoly over intelligence and ability.

Remember too, low crude oil price in theory means cheaper price in the international market to import PMS. Meaning reduced total subsidy IF our elite including those in FG right now actually let us have the correct PMS consumption figures and not send half of subsidised PMS to other African countries to line their pockets.

Omoluabi111:
He's not wrong

Just over 200 Naira was lambasted by opposition in 2015, but now 700 is ok?

Abeg my brother, tell us how many more finished industrial goods we supply in huge quantities to China, USA, France, NZ, UK or even ECOWAS countries that we didn't produce in 2015. Valuable goods that we want to now make more competitive in World market with low Naira value.
Fact is economic downturn and suffering affects every tribe, political affiliation, etc. So let's be honest.

Ah, if possible just try not to be indebted to a 9ja lady o. No matter how little.

Because one day, she will publicly announce that she has been rescuing your broke ass since time of Adam and Eve.

They are not wired to give, so just avoid it. Don't even borrow from them to repay sef.

adecz:
Candidates from Zamfara, Yobe,
Kebbi and Sokoto do not have to
have 5 credits to gain admission into
their State's universities..🎓🎓🎓


Even for common entrance exams into
Federal government schools, for
which pupils write for a maximum of
200 marks, cutoff marks for SE State
is average of 130/200.

Pupils from States like Plateau, Benue,
Taraba, Kaduna etc must score average
of 90 -110/ 200.

[b]But for Zamfara and Yobe States, their
own cutoff is about 6/200. Yes, that was
no typographical errors I mean 6 marks
over 200[/b]❗️❗️❗️❗️😮😮😮

The bolded is only on paper. If you are from Yobe, 0/200 will get you into schools to which only one applicant from the state applied.

If 5 slots are allocated to Sokoto and 5 applicants from Sokoto all got 0/200, all will be admitted. Even top schools like King's College Lagos do it.

shiwex:
All lies.....The CAC said they have no records of the companies that were paid subsidy money. This is what we need to investigate , who are the people that the subsidy was paid to?

You dey whyne me ni?

When they were not in power at the centre, they opposed subsidy removal because their family has oil businesses and cronies/fronts collecting subsidy.

Now that they can take money direct from FG big time, no need for subsidy again.

They cannot investigate themselves.

If your cook is stealing lots of meat from the pot every time, do you stop using meat to cook in your house? No. You sack the cook or monitor the pot of soup. That was the argument against GEJ in 2012.

Now in 2023, they not only stop using meat to cook, the household now drinks only garri with groundnut twice a day to survive. No cooking at all.

SeeThisLoser:
Big nyash that cannot shake off Boko Haram

Chai! Why are you so wicked this early moh moh laidis?

mastermaestro:
Wike wants to maintain national relevance which is good for his national ambition. Comparing him to Tinubu does not really match. Tinubu is a mentor, while Wike isn't. He is more like a lone striker who needs to scrape every chance to stay in demand.

It's only fair to place him and Amaechi in the same draw. I hope he performs well to solidify his future aspirations.

Every Tinubu supporter will of course feel it's a good move because it makes Tinubu appear to be inclusive. It actually weakens Wike in his South-South homebase that is primarily PDP with LP gaining popularity. Rigging Rivers election doesn't make him popular. He just got a slot in the cabinet for the job.

The only person who gains is Tinubu. Wike has undersold himself, or perhaps people wrongly thought he was more than he actually is.
Ministers who were in Abuja from 2015-2023, how many of them are relevant in national politics right now?

A senate position would have been more honourable for Wike.

mastermaestro:
As it stands today, (I don't know about tomorrow) Wike has played a better game than Amaechi. First he made sure to retain political honour and weight in his home state, then goes further to acquire national relevance.

If anything goes wrong between him and Tinubu tomorrow, he has a sure political base to fall back to. He appears more thoughtful than Amaechi, who runs on too much emotion.

Really? I used to think he was smarter. From wanting not to be VP to becoming a minister, that he already was years ago?
Wike sustained PDP financially for so long, only to be opposing party's minister?

He should have nominated someone for minister and stay out. That's what Tinubu did with Buhari/APC for 8 years. Today, Tinubu is able to claim he wasn't in Bubu government.

As for Fubara, who says he can't fall out with Wike? Wike fell out with Amaechi. This is politics.

Pidgin is from Edo and Delta, precisely Benin and Warri to begin with. They were the first to have Western/Portuguese education (obtained in Lisbon and Coimbra majorly) in Nigeria. Local merchants and some of the elite that were not necessarily that educated began mixing local dialects with Portuguese.

With time Dutch and French words came in too. Finally, English colonised the area (Niger Area) so that Portuguese, French, local dialects and other influences coalesced into pidgin of today.

Diligent1:
I live in Ikorodu, Lagos state. Thank you very much for your concern.

So Diligent, how is your business going?

Wow! So Wike can actually accept ministerial position? Not even SGF?

A man that could not settle for VP?

I can't believe that Amaechi could have more integrity than than Wike.

At least Amaechi decamped with full chest as governor.

May be Wike was actually envious of Amaechi all along. Wow!

DaTruths:
Tinubu told us he would hit the ground running.

We didn't ask him if he would be running forward or backwards

Nor mind our people. Dem too dey assume. This is where we miss Lai Mo. He would have told us running could be on the spot, forward, backward or side ways.

Guyman01:
That woman is a blatant liar, federal character commission has no character

Whether saying the truth or lies, the place is a job bazar, where slots are allocated to influential figures and jobs sold.

OneCandleAway:
Ok, where are the job adverts now, or testimonial of people who got jobs without connection

Lol. You will find a unicorn sooner than any genuine testimonial.

BreezyRita:
Happened to me last month. I'm still reeling from the effect.

Sorry dear. It is well.

NamelessOGBENI:
Once I see the signs, I no dey bother resurrect Lazarus again.

You ghost me, I pay homage to the death and move on

Chips and Maltesers.

Jewessgratitud3:
Please lets go to church and pray for our country Nigeria. You can also pray in your homes if you don't like going to church like kobojunjkie. .

Nigeria will be great again.

Happy Sunday.

Jewessgratitud3:
.how does this relate to the post kwanu?

So person cannot use style toast in peace again.

You sef na another case. Na only 42 you dey talk of age like one agadi nwanyi in Orlu abi one iyagba in Modakeke. Na wa o.

Depending on financial muscle of parent though, but I feel your rate is moderate.

Curse777:



Am sure a travel agent with sugar tongue decieved them

Travel agent won't make heaven

But on a serious note, many Nigerians in diaspora make videos to warn people of the harsh reality abroad but we call them enemies of progress

If you have a good job or business in Nigeria, travel abroad on a return ticket which is two ways ticket and don't resign, or announce to anyone you are traveling abroad, don't go with your family at first

.

If you warn people about it to prepare well, they will say you don't want their progress. Even yesterday here on NL, one person now earning 1 to 1.2m Naira equivalent abroad was calling abroadians wicked for warning japa wannabes.

So, those abroad stop talking. Let everyone go try their luck. It will work for some and not for others. Same as in 9ja.

TheUnsure:
I need sensible contributions please, no trolls.

I met a man recently who likes me a lot, maybe even love sef. He’s really serious and he wants to marry me but I’m not really feeling the whole thing for a few reasons.

My main problem is attraction, it is not there. He has a small stature and I’m naturally drawn to tall guys. I’m taller than he is and I just can’t get over that.
I know I would enjoy the relationship but I feel like I’m always going to be feeling like I settled. Please note, I’m a single mother of 2 in my early 30s and I’m not doing bad financially too. He’s been begging to be intimate and I’ve been responding with a firm No. I’m not interested in starting what I cannot finish. I know if I give in, I would grow to love him because he's actually a nice person but....

I told him No firmly last night that it can't work between us but this man has been relentless, I’m just wondering if I'm not making a mistake...

No insults please, sensible inputs. Thanks

Madam, the fact that you are asking this question means that it matters to you. Don't do it for pecuniary benefits.
Can you be able to respect the senior wife after you give him a baby, especially a boy? Most women can't o. The current wife WILL eventually display some level of unease and fear, which can turn into resentment and possibly more. Has the man and wife tried IVF and truly everything else?

How will your children cope?

Calitoscassius:
Really? This is epic, which country in Europe does this?

Not only one country o but worse in one big country known to be very strict with immigration enforcement in EU.
Those racketeers know themselves.

Why our people turn virtually everything into corruption scheme is beyond me.
The saddest thing is that victims prefer to be silent to avoid suffering even more victimisation. Because at the end neither European countries nor 9ja govt will come to their aid when they protest. Even most Nairalanders here will say "what are they doing in that abroad sef, going to do slave, doing to wash old people nyansh, etc".

But maybe this renewed shege will make them see why people have been leaving all these years.

Military already know that he stole so much and can't account for it.
9ja looters should be careful with their impunity.

rapthugx:
Tactically wetin? Let's not kid ourselves, Randy Waldrum was not doing well b4 this world cup. I am not sure what happened, probably he is getting some technical advice from somewhere. I wish the falcons a successful world cup sha.

Like everyday 9ja person that manages to succeed in something, our girls are just doing their best knowing that FG or any politician/leader nor care. Like people fight to take of their family daily. OYO. Nothing more.

GanagiBitrus:
We need a DRAW minimum. ✌️

9ja is virtually through.

A draw for CAN v. AUS means we go through.
A win for CAN or AUS means we go through.
Even if we lose.

A heavy loss to us v IRL and AUS beat CAN would push 9ja to 3rd and go out.

As it stands, AUS must not win while 9ja loses.

Yes, a draw will do it.

madridguy:
That is the punishment of being too lousy. When you let them know every of our secret how do you want them to respect us.
We do our shit openly and brag like we owns everything forgetting people are watching.

My brother, nor just go there. That na another matter. Everything darkie dey do and tink say he get sense, dem Asians and others dey do am since decades but you will not hear "pim" from them.
But 9ja, na inside public transport e go dey discuss duplex at Lekki/Aja, containers he's sending, Lexus and Landcruiser he will use when visiting 9ja next December. With 75% English mixed with some common 9ja lingo.

Our case na pathetic one. The urge to brag and shalaye just too much.

Hmmm

It's even affecting lots of Nigerians applying for residency in many parts of Europe.
I have seen them doubt passports verifiably issued by Nigeria embassies in Europe.

They said while the passport may be genuine, the documents presented to get it issued "might be fake". Because the immigrant initially entered irregularly. They do not trust weak Nigerian institutions, home and abroad, to do a thorough job.

The European country's embassy in Nigeria sent staff to verify family in 9ja. That is another racket by the Nigerian staff they use.

Unless those Nigerian staff get enough bribe, they will submit to the embassy that they can't confirm that the family is genuine. Even after seeing childhood and teenage pictures of the immigrant taken with those family members, gone to their schools, interviewed old friends, etc. That way, the Nigerian staff may be sent several times to verify same person. More visits mean more money paid to them by the European embassy/consulate and more bribe because the applicant and family will become desperate.

It dragged on and on for years.

9ja don cast tey tey.