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Please who are all these ppl standing and waving to him. do they know him?

In my school we had Pretty Gorilla - it's self explanatory. We had Hairy Scary, which i dont need to explain. Also had "I believe in I shirt". We also had Mr Alabaronye who we called Alabalazy cos he was one lazy ass mofo. Theophilus was Sir Theo cos he thot he was a Lord or something.We had Uncle Chimpe. Thats all i remember for now.

Meeeen my mother in law gave me this gist when she got back from the village. The place is really close to her village. Apparently the mistress got pregnant and the man refused to marry her cos he had four children and didn't need more. So the mistress decided to kill the others so he would have only the one she was carrying. Clearly crazy and this happened Tuesday or Wednesday last week.

For giving birth to me in Naija when they could easily have had me in the US thus denying me US citizenship.

rianah: My sister in law lives in Ibadan,her Depper Life Yoruba neighbour named her first child Goodness,the 2nd,Mercy,people were wondering what the 3rd child was going to be called,Lo and Behold,they gave the chil 'shall follow me' ,d day my hubby told me I argued and said it was a blatant lie until we went to visit my sister in law and she actually confirmed it by calling the child in our presence. To me,dats pure madness

Abeg you, no take laff kii mi

superchi: Windows 8 upgrade is now available for download for Nigeria
Released today 26th of Oct. 2012 you can now buy and download it.
If you using credit card issued in Nigeria the correct postcode format for Nigeria is 2058
Enjoy the new OS!

Thank you I love you! I cant use a N200 operating system, I love my laptop too much!

I just cant stand them. First they look so cheap and i cannot look cheap. Second the stuff is everywhere. everywhere you look from market women, to runs girls. to housemaid, even babies sef, everyone is rocking it. Sorry, I'm not interested.

What in Heavens name is Wande Coal wearing ? He looks like a bum

Where was my great grand father when Dantata was making money

Heard it on radio. The chemicals in the lab ignited.

I like the "pratice wisely" part, nearly broke my arms

moderatorr: Most huge buildings in abuja are virtually empty from the 3rd floor.
So what will be happening in all the 34 out of 37 floors?
9/11; alqaeda flew a boeing into the US world Trade Center.
If care is not taken, boko haram will drive keke na pepsa into this one, or that helicopter that that unijos student built out of scrap. (Who teach boko haram how to drive plane?)

Myy thoughts exactly. They are building a new target for boko haram

Cereal for dinner is always the easiest way out.

Out of Kids toothpaste and I use my

Too tired to heat water and use cold water to bathe them(abeg sleep dey my eye)

Indomie for dinner

I am not attracted to the Alpha male as you described him. I am married to a good guy and he is MY ALPHA MALE. That is all I need.

Onila you crack me up

I started singing for my husband when he told me his sister was SS. I had to announce I was AA and we had just started dating.

When I was a kid, the table will be set and my father will come to eat. E no dey know who serve am and e no care whether na maid or my mama.Now I dont have help so its either I serve him or he serves himself.

My son was circumcised by a Rabbi in London. No anaesthetic and is was over in a few seconds. He was fussy for about 2 days and I feared it was infected. He was perfectly ok though!

[quote author=love_life]@Poster:

Now my personal answer to your question is NOOOOOoooooo!!!! As for me, I don't like drama @ all, and so if I date a girl and she's got issues I can't deal with, then straightway I politely escort her outside the door of my heart, collect back from her the key she used to get in and shut the door! If she doesn't return the key, then i'll change the doorlock, shikena! My point is this: if i'm not happy with the girl i'm with, I call it quits and find the one that makes me happy. So no need to CHEAT. But as a matter of fact, I don't have a partner because i'm tired of Nigerian girls; dem fit kill person with wahala and dem plenty of them fake -only very few na original. So next year, i'm marrying my South American Angel and chineke that girl no get one single competitor for the whole of 9ja wey I dey.[/quote]I totally agree. I no get strength for drama. My own is I just cant take it,the creeping, the lying and gosh the whole filthiness of it all. Let me not lie the wahala just pass me. However I don't agree with the Nigerian girl thingy. There are too many amazing naija girls @ home and abroad for you to just dismiss us. Now on the other hand, I'm determined my daughter will NEVER marry a Nigerian man. They are just wrong. Warped sense of thinking, very few (like you)use their brains instead of balls. And if I ever remarry, you can be damned sure it wont be to a Nigerian man, I've had enough of the Nigerian mentality

I dont see anything wrong in her choice not to have babies. She has chosen her career and I really believe you cant have it all. One end will have to suffer, either its your kids or your career. Everyone has a right to chose.

ashson: All of you what is your concern about them? If you think you cannot practice the religion leave us alone! All of you girls can roam around half naked and have your freedom as you thought. That why most of you are being sexually abused and molested, spoiling your lives out of wedlock and getting closer to satan. You may soon be welcomed to hell after living a wasteful lives out here in the world...

No one said there is anything wrong with your religon o! But if you think the covered up ones that do as their husbands say r holy then little do you know. Everyone has a right to choose freely what he or she wants in life. Or you think Saudi women aren't raped? ol boy don't be fooled

Never have, never will, the day I have to then I'm heading out !

Kobojunkie: @Which kind yeye question be this? Some of y'all think public forums are places to post your brain farts, ain't it?

Actually this is not a brain fart it actually happens. I heard of a lady that went to her daughters for omugwo. She got pregnant for her son in law. This one na true story the woman is from my husbands place.

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]It is normal for most newly wedded couples to 'do things' after the usual ceremonies,but over the years i've noticed that couples usually spend their honeymoon in hotels and other places different from were their children would be raised.

Hotels are known to receive diverse visitors and using the same bed for various acts. Now,is it proper to mate and possibly get your wife pregnant or for your first child to be born in an hotel?

Personally,i find it improper,many first born are believed to be having one problem or the other,who knows where such could come from.

Your take?[/quote]You are such an idiot!

I did a 3D scan when I was preggos for my son and it was so amazing. I saw him moving his hand, getting more comfortable inside, it was really great

I like Tontoh when she looked liked this. Now she looks like a scary movie

Ihe Neme by 2Baba, cos I love the song (and the guy).
Payphone by Maroon 5, they r my bestest group ever and I love every song they do.

For me its my upbringing. I just cant bring myself to cheat. I wont even put myself in the situation sef. When I find an attraction, I flee cos I no wan wahala.

[quote author=mc~evans]In what way do men gossip more than women?[/quote]Men can like to talk rubbish. I just weak. I thot women were gossips but guys r terrible

You guys r killing me