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Na big thing dey wear that pant oh. But all I can see here is set up. Who forgets her pant in this present Nigeria.

dilini:
I came across this post on a popular Facebook group and this single lady posted her request soliciting for funds so a ritual for getting a husband will be performed on her.

[i]#anonymous post #RantHQ
Good afternoon, please hide my ID. I'm 38 yrs old now and I'm worried and frustrated because I'm still single, my younger ones are all married including cousins and friends.

My girlfriend is advising me to do end of the year sara Ikpu oku ritual (Ritual) so that any man that enter me will immediately propose marriage to me.

She was 34 yrs last year and did it and got an Igbo business man who lives in Angola that married her.

Please the problem I have now is that the sara Ikpu oku ritual is 150k and I don't have the money, what I have is only 70k, Please if any of your follower can help me and borrow this money to me,

I will pay back by February by then I will be married. I really need to marry.

I want to know if any of your followers have done this aja Ikpu sara oku ritual before.

I asked the woman who will do this ritual on me, she said it has no effect and after performing it, she will wash me kpekus that will glue any man that comes to me.

I want you and your followers advice not insult . what do you think?

pls notify me when posted"[/i]make them with money weh she go take hold their brother for local.

What's your view on this?#

make they help u with money u go take hold their brother or husband. Infact person husband because young men no dey too go for that age.

kettykin:
Maybe it is the fringe areas or the ghetto of ph

more like it and predominantly motor spare part market.

Sammy07:
But if na Ibadan or anywhere in sw, you won't say this

Ibadan own toomuch.

kettykin:
See a whole port harcourt looking like a brown roof enclave, Tufiakwa

that side of ph has been existing since the colonial masters.

Ebukaboss:
This morning me and my girlfriend went to eat at a shoprite, after the eating moment i stepped outside... I saw mum and i was shock so me and gf greeted her... She didn't anwser us when i looked straight to her eyes.... She shake her head and eye me with bad looking.... Before she comes back
pls guy tell me what she meant,even me i don't understand

what is need of having a girlfriend when u still take from ur parents. And beside u also chose to do it in the morning that a sign joblessness.

TinubuThief:
Be mindful of what you say zombie

the nigga is right

Ekundayo7574:
Vote for Tinubu his the only one that can solve our problem let's forget about the small boy, he don go bethat

see how Tinubu supporters thinks. No life matter other than their ambition and their turn.

Till they kill everybody before una go know say it is bad enough. As if one life does not matter.

Alexious:
Transport ( get either a mini bus( korope) Tricycle ( Keke) or mini van ( sienna). The latter could fetch you between 130 to 160 monthly.

with enough fight to collect ur own money from the drivers

That was how they sent stickers to me instead of formica for camry 08

BlessedOne01:
The permanent solution to this "criminal extortion" is to "fully automate" collection of levy from all drivers in Lagos and this would in turn permanently cut off the "nefarious activities" of these miscreants/hooligans!

you think they don't know? They just won't do it because of their boys.

Where the cloth?

kelvine:
Words like this can depress an unstable person.

you just made laugh loud. Mind u they also not stable.

Nwaotu10:


In 2010

I went for a football trial in Russia with some other dudes from Naija. None of us passed the test, and returning to Naija is "no no" for me. I ran away from where we were camped and hit the street.

The hunger I met in the street was maddening, and I couldn't ask for help cos of Language barrier.

To cut the story short, I met a police officer and was crying profusely, making a gesture towards my stomach to indicate a riling hunger.

He took me to an eatery and I ate to satisfaction.

I showed him my papers and he took me to the airport and gave me 500 Rubles.
I thanked him and checked in.

just small hunger make u lose your dream. Remember man shall not leave by bread alone.

If that man is the husband to that woman, then he deserves to die. He has over subjected her to an untold hardship.

DenreleDave:



The eastern state governors had to come out because Peter fraudobi giringory said ESN was created by Eastern governor.... This man mouth will not kill him... He just keep spewing rubbish everywhere...

Imagine say nasarawa is a country
200 million population cud nt qualify for world cup...

Definitely the mad man never resign, he is still the adviser of Fraudobi

Peter denied Jesus for 3 times, not Peteru Obi.diots giringory will deny Nigeria 10 times.. Good thing the fraud called fraudobi giringory will never become our president.... Las las na go give am commissioner for drainage in osun state..

It shall never be better for those wanting to force this failure called fraudobi giringory on us.. We Nigerian deserve better, not this fraud dt cant campaign with his 8 years governance.... He is obviously a failure as a governor but bcox their agenda of an Igbo president must agend, they wan force Peter Obi on us....... If we want Igbo presidency, it is David Umahi... Not fraudobidiot

Written by: DenreleDave
Bsc ( fraud to fraud mgt) Msc (lies to lies mgt) PhD (Market to market mgt)

if you think who u support is better, subject him and Obi to debate. Let see what happens.

Unclefemolala:
B what?

B for space grabbing.

muykem:
Hehe. The money stoked pile by bandits will become useless. Gumi suddenly become economist.

who say bandits no dey go bank?. They will receive the cash from them peacefully in the bank claiming they are cattle sellers.

Cryofigbos:
Guy man don dey use mumudients and zombidients ppl money fly helicopter up and down

Ipigs stay off my mention oh b4 u guys start barking like dog

why are you helping them to cry?.

2.2 million.

Why not channel this wonderful advice to our leaders that has brought the nation to her kneels. A nation where a professional cannot boast of his next rent ot meal.

A married woman that sleeps outside to the extent of having a child for someone else while she is still under ur roof, can never be as good as u claim. She is just deceiving you.
And u can also not confront her because it appears she pays the bills.

Meektunz:
Been married for over 5 years now and ever since my wife gave birth to my first child, I've been suspecting that it's not my child due to no sense of resemblance.

I finally did a DNA test but unfortunately the result shows that I'm not the father of my first child. No doubt my wife loves me so much and honestly she has done a lot, sacrificed alot for me.

My conscience never allowed me to end the marriage because honestly she is a good wife one could ever ask for though she has her bad sides.

Since the result came out, I never told her or confronted her because I'm very very certain that once I confront her the marriage will end cos alot will happen but everyday once I see the boy and remember, I get so angry but after some time when we are all playing as a family I will forget.

I still do everything a father could do for his son. Honestly it's not easy to forget about everything.

What do you advise me to do guys?

have u check the paternity of the rest?.

After somebody will come to tell me that Tinubu is a better man. Buhari tenure will be far better, if that Tinubu of a man succeeds. Apart from being his turn that he claims, not else qualifies him.
He is sick
He is old
He doesn't have anything in his head again
He is a thief. looting Lagos. (If you don't know go ask Ambode)
Also a drug barron.
What is wrong with his supporters for crying out loud.

Ologundudu2020:
Good day! So I’m wondering if people still dump long healthy and lasting relationships for genotype sagas.


Cos I’m not about to lose a very healthy and long lasting 10yrs relationship for nothing.

Do people still dump themselves for this blood Genotype issues, or there are alternatives, this 2022 it’s been long I heard close relatives or friends having issues like that, I’m probably not exposed enough tho.

We both As in genetype, and I’m working on finding a better way to make this work, she’s all I’ve got fr and I’m already in my early 30s.


I’m not a fan of too many child, you can be a great parent even with adoption, but I still want a child with her exactly. She’s has to look like her self lol �

Pls what’s your take, can I have this girl to myself or is still the shout of quit?

go ahead the Lord is ur strength. I was in that situation 3 times but I had to choose wisely because if the consequences shows up, bro love will run away.

You forgot to put the price.

revaultng:
Hello.

I feel I’m impotent and I’m really worried. Extra worried. I’ve never had penetrative sex all my life and I’m 26. Since 2013, I’ve been a chronic masturbator. I felt it was safe since i read online that it had no side effect. So i felt I’m good till i was with my girlfriend. We tried having sex and I couldn’t penetrate her. I wasn’t hard enough. We tried several times again and it was the same thing. She broke up with me. Fast forward to February this year. I was with another babe, we linked up and tried to have sex but still the same thing. I felt I wasn’t attracted to her. Another in June and I wasn’t even erect one bit.

Then i got so worried. Went to the hospital, and the doctor said i was okay medically. Tried herbs and still didn’t feel confident. I read somewhere on nairaland where a guy saiid he used Zinc supplement. I’ve stopped masturbating. And I’ve been using the supplement too. But I’m really not convinced cos I don’t wake up with erections but when I’m awake, i get hard.

Please, I’m dying. I need help ������

stay away from masturbation for another months every thing will be restore

Fine walk. Trust he will not reach Abuja before they carry am.

DenreleDave:
Isn't this food too much? If any teacher give my daughter more than this, i will sue her a$$ and make sure she spend atleast 1 year in jail for trying to disfigure my daughter stomach and turn her into a glutton..

u sure say i no go come start class for ur daughter school ? or even enrol my daughter there sef

Normal normal the food is much okay for her, she is a girl. So dt she will grow up with flat stomach and not be a glutton, this food is moderate for her.

I commend the school. they are the real heros

youdonmeanit.

Wawelexy:
Sigh!

Considering the fact the it won't be easy calling it quit due to the money being spent on the wedding and shame it would cause, I would advice your friend to summon that courage to divorce her, cos a wh*re is forever a wh*re...

But you sef go do marriage with person wey you no know her past

in between this Buhari administration alot of our girls now practice this rus of a thing. He can leave her and enter into another runs girl.