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bukky1994:
hahahahahaha no kill person pikin ooo

LoL, I won't kill the girl, I will just do small.

cutecommend:
You get mind to ask am?

I can actually ask him but he is late, we were very close while he was alive.

I pray I don't find myself in such situation. These girls, most of them will definitely insult you.

The girl said she didn't want to have sex with her neighbor, she said that she bath from the bathroom and she slipped and fell on the neighbor's standing penis and that was how she lost her virginity.

He had carryover and he said this is not my result, I know what I wrote, the father said Ola Rotimi, well done.

She said I didn't sleep with your friend, it was your friend that sleep with me.

She said it's not me you slept with, it's condom.

Tinubu said the Bishops are not fake Bishops.

50 Cent- Best friend
2Pac- Ride it
2pac- change
2pac - things we do for love
NF- my life
Dagrin- thank God
Dagrin-if I die
Dagrin- ghetto dreams
Akon- ghetto
Kenye West-Heartless
Jay Z- young forever
Weekend- starboy
Vector- bad girl
Sauce kid- Carolina
Bolli- kiss your bride
Eminem- not afraid
Eminem-love the way you lie
P Diddy- coming home
P Diddy- I need a girl
Paul play-Angel of my life
Runtown- successful
Ardee- come and go
Darko- always
Kayode- live forever
Ice Prince- oleku
Brymo- good morning
Brymo- Ara
General- champion
Neato C-5and6
Neato C-ten over ten

And the list continue.

I really have that strong Blood and connection with my father and I strongly believe he is my father. But the only thing that makes me feel that my mother is really my mom is because I resemble her very well. Is like I am her copy, if not I would have asked my father if he commits maternity fraud.

I really need that hookup information in Port Harcourt too, I really need to release this conji that has been following me since last month.

She could be negative and actually did the test. Some government hospitals do the test for free hence they just record it and tell you your status without the paper result.

OP, be calming down and I admire how you take your health seriously too.

Last two months, I visited my auntie and we were discussing and she was telling me that two years from now I should be married. I stood up angrily going out, when electricity shocked senses back into my head, I return to complete the discussion.

Walking naked from bedroom to parlour to kitchen to fix myself cup of tea and walk naked back to bedroom. I usually do this when I want to bath and when I am alone.

I must listen to music before I sleep in the night.

I can't survive a day without reading news.

I am usually quiet around family and shy too but very naughty, socially freak around friends.

If I am not bathing I find it difficult to brush my teeth.

Some years ago I was like you but thank God I have swallowed the pill. You should be in charge and stop behaving like sissy, take control and let her know exactly how you feel, and if she is not on the same page with you then move on to the next available option. You are the King, she should be happy to have you, not the other way round. If this relationship happen now, you will still be the one to spend all the money.

I am in my cousin's house, all the food I am eating is still bad for me. Not the food itself but the kind of maggi the wife use. Whenever I eat outside and don't eat at home, she will report me to my cousin. I can't complain about what they have been enjoying for years but the aroma is neauseating and the reaction is restless.

Although, my neighbor in school that year once made garri soup for himself, I watched him with amazement. He also cooked egusi and draw together right from fire.

At this point of my life, it's love that will find me while I am finding other things of life. I can't even fall in love, only love can fall in me.

It's quite unfortunate and unreasonable that when a woman do what she is suppose to do, the society attach unnecessary attention to it.

A woman that provides her basic needs for herself is not independent, she is normal, that's what a reasonable and healthy human suppose to do.

I always select my woman for her contribution to her own life and others. A woman that is intelligent and know that she has to provide for herself, her family and friends before a man can come in. I like a woman that do things for herself, it saves her from having unnecessary sex.

Messi1:
Guy your sense of humour is superb.

Thanks my man.

LoL, girl wey you never get, you are already afraid to lose her. Well, when you meet her again, play her the tape, from her reaction you can decide to continue or move on.

LoL, OP please reduce the volume. Most of the girls I have on social media are just there, we don't chat because immedistely after greetings, the next thing is begging, we are all working to survive, nobody is picking money elsewhere.

Some men won't learn, such men are destined to be destroy by their doings, even God cannot help them.

Psychopath is bad. When I read stories like this and I meet a girl, I go down on my knees and pray that may this meeting not end my life.

Dizzyyish:
Did she get tired and give up? Because these individuals would much rather lay in wait than give up.

She wasn't tired, I went through hell in her hands, thank God it was my last semester so when I graduated, I didn't even spend extra day in school. Since I left school, she made efforts to chat me up on Facebook or Whatsapp, I will block her and she will still buy another sim, but somehow everything gradually fades away, it's been years though.

Truvelisback:
I created this thread because i saw a gruesome video how a Calabar girl cut off her guy's dick because she claimed she caught him Cheating on her. She even held the dick in her hand. This even prompted me to created this thread. Aside that, i have red several stories related to this here.

Apart from the health effect, personally, you can't just put your gbola in the mouth of any girl, maybe your real girlfriend or hookup girl that is paid to do so, but then it's disgusting.

gassbee:
hope u were not attacked by those she called on you

Some cult guys came intimidated me to go and apologize to her and reconcile with her, but the police arrested me in behest of her father, so when I was released school security had my time, those days spent in guardroom kept the bad boys away from me.

I don't do that shiit, it's very unhealthy.

Alexgman1:
moderate what?

Everything should be moderate, the height, breasts, buttocks, the slim, the light skin, everything moderate.

LoL, Zenith Bank may be inviting her for an investment.

Seriously, the rate of infidelity is alarming, one girl was lying on my friend's bed naked after a session, a hook up girl, when I came she is still lying down covering her body with the bedsheets, when her phone rang, she was telling a girl that she went to visit her grandmother and she loves and misses the girl. My guy just look me and I look the girl, she said na so we the run am for street.

MufasaLion:
Y'all and poor grammar. There's nothing like "cousin brother," it's "male cousin."

LoL, English teacher, cousin brother is still correct sir, people usually don't put the brother because the word cousin already indicate that the individual is family. Cousin brother is very correct, you can Google it or check your Oxford Advance Learner's Dictionary too, it's very appropriate grammatically.

Nigeria is a huge joke, even God will be asking Jesus if He is the one that created this country.

There's sense in what you wrote up there.

When Jesus said it is finished, He was actually referring to Nigeria.

Deep down, it's more than being clingy, I believe your girlfriend is obsess with you, and obsession is not healthy. It's dangerous and difficult to deal with an obsess individual especially when it comes to relationship.

I once find myself in your shoes. I was wooing her but she refused, after some months she resurfaced and said she was ready for the relationship, since I was single I dated her. At first, such relationship is always sweet because you will mistake obsession for genuine love. She won't hug other guys and she wants me to stop hugging girls too, she won't leave my house, always visiting and wanting to sleep over. She wants everyone including enemies to know we are dating, she wants to know about every contact on my phone. We were students then.

She started spending her holidays in Abuja where I base so that we will still be meeting during holidays. She will cook and force me to eat, wash my clothes, do the calls, five times a day, always want to know about my movement and everything. Then, she wants to have my child, one friend pointed it out that this is pure obsession from her and it was becoming toxic. She won't let me be in the department even though we are in different levels, then the whole thing started affecting my sanity and I was becoming mentally depreciating.

When I broke up with her, she begged, cried, send her friends, coursemates, even her elder sister, she reported me to a lecturer. When she realized that I won't change my mind, she wanted to fight me one night, I pushed her away, she reported to her father that one cult guy beat her, her father contacted police and school security, her uncle brought vigilante, her crush brought school man o war and some cult guys. School was a living hell for me and unbearable. She laid rape allegation on me, reported me in the church, everything was just going the wrong way for me. IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO GIRL WILL is her last message to me.

Op, from experience, sit that girl down and talk sense into her, take charge of that relationship, she is checking your phone and suspecting you, how far do you suspect or check her phone? If she doesn't listen, for the sake of peace of mind and your life, flee from such unhealthy and toxic relationship.

Every relationship should be built on trust, respect and love, if she can't trust nor respect you then the relationship ain't worth it.

Anything that cost you your peace of mind is too expensive.

Never in the history of calm down has anyone really calm down after being told to calm down.

Obaseki Obaseki Obaseki

Please leave our girls alone,we are not complaining, they are crucial part of our lives and they are helping the economy too. Oh thunder of God of conji strike Edo government.

In prostitution I stand.

Tall, slim, fair, moderate.

Never underestimate the power of kpekus in some people's lives. After Buhari, that man is the next problem we have in this Africa.