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This fear woman stories are really funny.

My ex girlfriend lied to her friends that we never dated talk more of having sex.

Another girl visited me four days to my graduation and we had sex, she started telling her coursemates that we have been dating since God knows when.

Another girl that wants to date me, the last time I visited my alma mater, we had sex and since then we have been chatting naughty and she called me this evening crying that her boyfriend saw our chat and he broke up with her and she is single.

Girls have a way of making pleasant dreams unpleasant.

Every evil you see today is product of the society. Who is the society? Both male and female, so no gender has the Monopoly of doing evil.

Alpha manly speaking, I don't think I respect guys who are nice to ladies, why are you nice, is it because of pvssy? I always believe that you can be humane and respect people as human and not this nonsense treat her like a lady.

I sympathize with your uncle and condemned the paternity fraud committed against him. It's pathetic and heartbreaking, most people neglect the sanctity of fidelity, loyalty and respect in relationship.

There's this girl I met in camp, she is intelligent and straight forward, we chat not very often and she knows how to end the chat. I remembered the day we were chatting about leaving camp and when I asked her of her favorite food, she ended the chat. She doesn't want to share anything personal, which is setting boundaries.

Most girls lack basic understanding of what is expected of someone in a relationship, or rather, are careless about it. Why giving guys soft group or leading them on while in relationship?

I pray I don't meet such girls.

DMerciful:
Obi is what Nigeria needs at a time like this!

I can't say you are wrong because you are entitled to your opinion. However, I don't see any extra ordinary thing he did in Anambra during his eight years insecurity crippled administration, doctors were on strike and even the State University for over seven months.

No need to disagree, Peter Obi's victory is only on social media.

DMerciful:
Its not a documentary, its more like a campaign or comparison to Obi esp as Obi remained uninvited or untouched by antigraft agencies.

I guess its driven by his EFCC invites.

Pandora Peter Obi is like every other Nigerian politician, the Okorocha and others invited, have they been convicted?

Peter Obi has not done anything special the way social media hypemen are singing up and down, the Anambra he governed for eight years is not better than Kano nor Lagos, so I don't see the logic behind this Obi noise.

I remembered when I mixed Palm wine, beer and Burukutu and had my filled. It was Christmas day, when I saw my crush I ran to her to ask her out but I ended up preaching the gospel of the Lord to her, I even went to her house to lie down on bare floor for her mom.

I regretted drinking that alcohol.

One lady rejected me because I am a stage actor, comedian, public speaker, writer. She said I am exposing myself to other girls and before we can date I have to stop doing that, but I can't let go of my talents for just a girl. When I graduated from University after studying Theatre Arts, she was the first person to congratulated me.

Another girl rejected me because she believes I naturally have access to scores of girls because of my personality.

One rejected me because we are living in the same neighborhood.

Prettygirl200:
Why do I like your comment Chop knuckle!!!!

thanks dear, you got good brains.

Carcholce:
The OP is right and you are wrong. Sex is biological but humans freely run the risk of indulging in it without cause. The plant and animals you reference to don’t have sex like we humans. Plants and animals have seasonal sex. Even dogs have seasons too. If you think sex is purely biological, does it make sense to always pay attention to it whenever the cravings comes knocking? That is where mindset comes in, where the mind is, there is the treasure. If you like sex and women too much, sex will always come knocking.

Actually, you are wrong if you think that your own mindset or reasoning of not prioritizing sex will work on everyone. Logically, you are not better than those who indulge in the act, it's all about decision and priority.

Sex is biological and indulging in the act doesn't necessarily hinder people from getting those things you get if you don't have sex. I am telling you that it's natural to have sexual urge, it's natural to have sex, either you do it everyday or not, it's your choice, it doesn't change anything.

Relationship, sex education, humanity should be encouraged in public and the church and social media are doing the right thing.

Anyone that indulge in sex is not doing it without cause, just that you are too self righteous to consider his or her cause relevant.

Why would a reasonable man cry over break up? If she leaves you because you asked her for money then move on. Why will you even date a girl that can't assist you financially when you are broke but run up and down when she demand from you?

I will never and can never support or be involve in a distance relationship.

I agree with you about how relationship pervade the social media and churches these days. But you can't deny the fact that relationship whether platonic or amorous is very important to human life.

You can still be single and have your peace of mind, happiness, grow in your career. That doesn't mean that people who are in a relationship are lacking those human crave.

Sexual urge is not mindset, it's biological. Go back to your Biology textbook, Man is sexual in nature, even plant have sex, so it's natural. You can still read Bible from morning till evening and when the homones react, your prayers can't stop it neither your mind, it usually comes and goes.

You choose what works for you and allow others to do what works for them. Relationship, humanity, sex education should be highly encouraged.

Personally, I don't enjoy relationship since I don't appreciate the drama that comes with it but then, relationship is beautiful when you meet a partner that is intelligent, productive and understanding.

fineberry:
Just imagine.....Op jazz up abeg, put that lady in her place. What does she even take you for. All in the name of "I wan dey relationship... never ever let any girl use your brain ajeh"

You are a real Man. I place her in her position and move on with my life ASAP. I won't be use by people who will not appreciate it.

This is funny but very unfortunate and unreasonable. Why should cultists coerced a man into relationship he is no longer interested in?

OP, your story is not coherent and your write up is grammatically discorded.

Marriage is not by force, why would a reasonable individual collect loan for the purpose of marriage? Loan is meant for investment not for consumption.

What conji cannot do does not exist.

About three years ago I was in the guy's shoe. I have been friends with this particular lady, a very dear and genuine friendship we had. I supported her dreams, she was my adviser and I never took the friendship for granted. Then the feeling set in and she confessed she wasn't in any relationship, but then she turned down my proposal when I asked her out.

The friendship crashed and we became familiar strangers.

I don't have any problem with people fighting for the betterment of their gender but I don't appreciate people that do it aggressively and illogically.

I will never and can never marry a feminist. She is too broken and unhealthy for a healthy relationship which I want to build with my wife. I don't expect my wife to be a slave but I want my wife to be a humanist, not retarded feminist.

If Pandora Peter Obi like he should visit Vladimir Putin, he won't still win the election. Wike will just spend Rivers money and still be dragged by EFCC post his tenure.

LoL, exactly what they told us in camp. Yobe State is the safest place in Nigeria, laugh want to kill me. How can they fight when security is compromise and politicize?

Pandora Peter Obi presidential candidature deserve comedy of the year award. I can't wait to laugh on Twitter.

frozen70:
OK then, thst place is not for you

Find your way out quickly

Thanks man, my brother advised me to go to Rivers State, do you have any idea about that? Although my brother told me that it's expensive there, apart from that, any other thing I should know?

Nazgul:
The truth is no one can advise you on where to serve cos taste differs. I might love Ebonyi state for certain reasons, but the same state might not be an option which you want to consider, someone might suggest Osun state, but you might have mixed feelings redeploying there.

What I'm trying to say is that the choice is yours and yours alone to make. My choice or any other person's choice on the long run would do very little in convincing you cos at the end it's where your heart longs for that you'll want to go to.

Nevertheless I'll drop my little contribution...

For easy employment...try Lagos.

For peaceful environment...try akwa ibom

For a chance to try your luck with any of the big oil firms...try Rivers or Delta.

For Eastern Culture...Try Enugu or Ebonyi, Anambra isn't safe for now, no thanks to unknown gun men.

For South Western culture...Try Osun, Oyo or Ondo.

Good luck.

I am a Media oriented person and I want to go where I will serve in a media outlet. I don't like Yobe State because of the insecurity and the life threatening religious extremists.

chatinent:
It's advisable you stay in the south.

That's exactly my point bro. I just want to leave this place ASAP. This place is very insecured and life threatening.

frozen70:
Meaning you have another motive for your one year service

You were posted there to serve and show how discipline you are and not to chase women

If you don't like there go else where

Yobe State have 17 local government areas and NYSC is only functioning in 10 because of insecurity. Even travelling within the State is risky as bandits usually kidnap people and the extremists are threatening. I have to take caution.

Tboymessiah:
Why can't you try cross River and Akwa ibom, focus on the two state

Thanks for the suggestion, I will try these places, anything to avoid Yobe State is a welcome idea, that place scares me like hell.

Ballzproblemm:
akwa ibom , one of most peaceful state in Nigeria now if you go Oyo there's a possibility that your head will be mined, but in akwa ibom ,non of that ,plus their girls na die ,na you go run.

Thanks man, although I have not been to Akwa Ibom before and I don't have any idea about the place, but I will consider this place, I don't want to live a boring and over cautious life for one year of service. I just want to be somewhere that will support my social drive.

Good evening guys. Please I am posted to Yobe State for NYSC and initially I wanted to stay because I love adventure and doing crazy things, but right now I don't even enjoy the camp.

We are about 1300 boys and we have only 200 girls, total we are 1500 Corp members. Today, the camp commandant warned us that hugging and shaking girls will put us in danger. More than half of the Corp members want to redeploy although the staff are convincing us to stay, but this Sharia law and the religious beliefs and all these things are making everything boring.

Our social activities are limited, no alcohol, no mingling with girls, don't do this don't do that. I am hoping to find a good media outlet like radio station or television station to serve in the State capital, but these experiences and stories are really scary and threatening.

I don't want to go in detail but from what I wrote above, I need an advice from you. I don't really have anywhere in mind to redeploy to, I am really confused right now, I am thinking of Oyo State but I have no idea. Please help me and recommend any State for me apart from Abuja and Lagos.

Don't reveal my identity please, I really need this advice, and thanks Demigod for accepting to help me out with suggestion.

My girlfriend once told me that" never allow someone love you out of pity" she said that because she wants to make me understand that I should only ask for love not begging for it.

OP, thanks for this informative and educative thread. You have done well.

What good gbola cannot do does not exist.

OP, have you heard the story of slave girl and her master? Some girls naturally fall in love with their oppressor. There's a mystery behind it.

When I graduated from secondary School, I was waiting for admission then and I started wooing one secondary School student. I genuinely like her to the point of bringing my former English teacher to help me convince her to date me. The story is really funny. She later reported me to her mother and brothers, her auntie came to our house to warned me. She also reported me in Block Rosary. I won't forget that story in a hurry.

The last time I saw her, she was friendly and even gave me her contact. But I can't do that with her again.

LienwaltAbel:
I wonder which Wattpad book you pulled this rubbish out of.

I am not forcing you to believe my story. I just shared experience I had while in secondary School.