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Arsenal mind no go touch ground.

Sleekfingers:
Man utd to win. 17k plus loading

You just wasted your money. 😂

The way it is now, he'll soon add Lagos to the list and call it Southwestern Atlantic State.

Addme:
Noun is the name of any person, animal, place or things.

In one word, Noun == Name.

Abagworo:
Why is it that the Igbos in Delta State that originate from Nri spoke Igbo centuries ago if Eri wasn't Igbo? The most complex and difficult ethnic group to study today is Igbo because the Europeans who wrote history didn't have early enough contact with Igboland so they counted Igbo as part of Benin empire. What I have however been able to deduce from years of experience exploring Igbo history at community level is that majority of present day Igbo communities were established around the 15th to 17th century. Igbos were likely part of a larger group which included Yoruba, Edo and Igala then later moved eastwards across the Niger in different groups and phases.

This is the only comment that makes sense to me.
I've never been to any Igala town before, but as a Yoruba person, I can make sense out of conversations in Igala language.
I know we have some words in Yoruba that sound similar in Igbo and has same meaning. For instance, "Aka" in Igbo has the same meaning in my Yoruba dialect.
I believe these groups were once a part of a larger group.

epainos:
Slave boy...... dey compare Ooni of Ife ....that small boy to King Charles. Slave boy doesnt even know that King Charles is the president of the UK. Your yeye Ooni can be slapped into poverty by governor Adeleke. Oponu. Saudi King is the number one citizen.

How many kings do you habe in Nigeria? Lol. Slave wan behead in 2023....

Slave think say his Ooni is somebody.... Ooni wey be scammer. As you fo.olish reach...na Portable dey fu.c.k the wife of your useless alaafin. Man that bleached his skin with the cream from the places you criticise theor democracy.

Slave man still dey go pick styles og nations he has criticized. You too mu.mu. Go school...you no yo yo....

Tell us who your father is, then we can see how he measures with who you call useless.
At least we know Ooni, who's your useless father in the scheme of things?
The werey illiterate said King Charles is the head of state! Yes na, King of Spain and that of Norway are also heads of state na. Mumu boy, common "go" e no fit spell correctly. Animal!

epainos:
Oponu, you don swith from beheading head to AI. Werey!

Omo ale jatijati that wants to behead human beings in 2023. See.... your Ooni is a scammer. Ode...you are born to be a slave for the rest of your life. Ode...in 2023....a slave is still talking about mornachy. You cannot be free. Never! You are a slave.

I wont reply you again...i only decided to show you that you are a slave to that small boy. Ooni...that small boy. That scammer. See...you are a slave. Didinrin! Oponu! Ode! Eru.

Getat!

Talking about monarchy in 2023, yen yen yen.
I bet you think they voted King Charles of England (he's the monarch of 14 other commonwealth countries, including Canada, New Zealand, Australia, and The Bahamas).
Go and use your mumu AI on those ones first and let me see how that your unfortunate head will still remain on your shoulders, idiot!
Belgium, Denmark, Spain, Netherlands, Norway, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Sweden still have monarchies, but this dunce believes we should kill all our monarchs because he feels they're wasting the money his wretched father borrowed Nigeria. Onikure!!!
I know you're a descendant of a slave, reason why you so much hate the descendants of your forefathers slave masters.
Everything you love in your miserable life will turn bad for you the very day you step your miserable feet in anywhere in the world where there's any form of monarchy.

Just imagine a never do well trying to form tech bro for me. May thunder fire you for attempting.

GreatOchuks:
Sir please stop this , there's no Tiger in Sub Sahara Africa, Nigeria and South west in particular...

Any evidence of this claim?
I know the Yorubas call Tiger, Ekun and Leopard, Eta, way before we have contacts with anyone outside West Africa.
Can you explain how they have names for what they've never seen before?

epainos:
This boy thinks it's the 1800s time. Lol. Number 1, na AI a go use counter this old way of doing things, and it is exactly what I have been saying. It is too expensive to pay useless kings esp this ooni anything that he shares with blocked-headed boys like this. Most people know that this useless Ooni is a well-known real estate scammer...and this boy is on his payroll. So, they will defend it with their lives, but it is very easy to squash them all. Funny, the boy is talking about beheading in 2023. Lol. Thats to say how mu.mu raised to the power of infinity he is with his jamboree ooni. Lol.

The exported system has turned his "begging begging" ooni into an Abuja nuisance, and his blinded subjects are beginning to tell him that he is too common now. Lol. Na his stomach he is running after.

See...your Ooni knows that Adeleke can turn him into a pauper in a second. This is the power of the imported system of government you can't see because you are born to suffer in your life. Lol.

Your Ooni is hustling around while you are beating your chest. SMH. You will forever be a pauper and you will forever be used. Lol. Some people deliberately have no purpose for their lives, but they want to be slaves and obviously, you are one. Since you have chosen to be a slave to the extent of not seeing that it takes a Ganduje to mess up a Sanusi... ...and you still think there lies power, knowledge and supremacy in the Nigerian monarchy....mehn! You are a slave indeed. Your Ooni is a slave to the politicians....what are you? A slave in the lowest rank who has no hope... you dey defend a slave and even think the slave still has the beheading power in 2023. Indeed...you are a blinded slave.

Well, with tech, we can shut people like you up....of course, this is what social media is for. To show the fo.olisness of block heads. Lol. Block head wey wan see how heads can be beheaded in 2023. Chai! Slaves plenty in Naija ooo.

You must be feeling funky after your first week learning Python. You're a complete idiot.
With AI you can do this and that?
How about I wipe out your existence with the same AI.
I'll take you seriously if I read it in the news that you've cancelled all the traditional title holders in your God forsaken village.

epainos:
Na waoooo. When people like you are ready, una go kick against these useless royal yeye people. If you know the amount Ooni only is wasting yearly. Una eyes never clear. If una eyes clear...una go protest that all of mornachy system should be eradicated finally. Go and see how the department of chieftancy title is wasting money. Go check out the amount in the budget for that useless thing. Na una politicians dey use them.

What is imperial about that useless Ooni? Person wey dey hustle wetin him go chop. Una eyes never clear at all. Most of the money that should be used fpr local govt goes to those useless people. Allafin, ooni, Sultan, obi..and yeye people.

It's not the fault of riffraff like you, na Nigeria cause am.
So we should scrap our age-long system of government just because an idiot like you thinks it's just too expensive for an imported system of government?
You called Ooni useless? Someone that's capable of beheading your father without anyone blinking an eye?
The joke is on you.

Olivyabrown:
Sheffield please do something.

For your mind, that'll help Arsenal win the league? Dey play.

Lukuluku69:
Swear down say you didn't wish for same yesterday when Luton played Arsenal.

I'm only interested in Liverpool winning. Arsenal can keep winning until we meet.

Lukuluku69:
Sheffield please Draw this Match

See an Arsenal fan here. God pass una.

Ndimkpurummiri:
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1731302300180676854

Reno is still shaking a broken table? Na wa o!

raskymonojendor:
Ps. Those are Akoko Edo women in the pictures. So much misinformation on that particular picture. Since when did Ibo women start putting glass beads on their heads and holding horse tails

I was confused too. Never knew Ibo people wear "Ofi" too.

adamusuleiman1:
As posted by Reno Omokri on X (Formerly Twitter)

Ah!
Reno don break table o.

5ft2' is not an average height, not even for women. For God's sake, you're just about 158cm! You're almost a dwarf.
You're very short, but here you are insulting short people like you? I've always known short people, especially girls to be extremely rude.
Don't worry, most averagely tall guys would avoid you too, except just to play around with you.
You're left with one option: just create your own man.

PrinceOfLagos:
Nigeria Stories


I think it's about time that out religious leaders do a background check of Nigerian politicians before paying them visits because the Late head of state, general sanni abacha is the biggest thief in Nigeria political history.

A A-ha 's fate was sealed when he refused to yield to the Pope's requests almost 3 months after his visit.

ChengHun:
You can have a cumulative balance of up to 300k without bvn. That's tier 1

I don't think this is true. Accounts with BVN, but without utility bill are still restricted to 300k maximum balance, and 200k daily withdrawal/transfer, nonetheless.
The account would be automatically frozen if the balance exceeds the limit.

lexylaw40:
Meet Prince Ekaladerhan of Benin, popularly known as Oduduwa
infopowerng.comNov 30, 2023 11:37 PM
Meet Prince Ekaladerhan of Benin, popularly known as Oduduwa
Go and read the history book 📖 there was a prophesy that a man will come from foreign land to save ife from the great Oyó Empire.


Ikaladeran the crown prince of Bini who left his kingdom with his full entourage was found in the forest of ife by hunters in his full regalia

He was taken to the town and treated with respect and given a warm welcome, it was then he said “Izoduwa” meaning “I have reached home” they didn’t understand what he said because he was speaking Bini language. So all they heard was Oduduwa and that how his name came about.

He helped them win their freedom from Oyo empire and was made king afterwards, he got married and had children. Many years later he was asked to come back and rule his people, he refused because of the dispute he had with them that made him leave in the first place.


After much pressure he told them he is already an established king in ife with wives and children that it’s imposible to leave so he sent his 7th son Oromiyan to rule in his place because he was the only son not married as at then. As the Oba of Benin MUST marry a Bini princes.


Before now the kings in Bini kingdom are called Ogiso not Oba, Oromiyan who came to the palace through Useh was given a wife by the leader in Useh community under Bini kingdom.

Oromoiyan refused to be crowned Ogiso he said he prefers the name Oba, he later left because he felt the kingdom was too violent and warring, fortunately the wife he was given was pregnant, she gave birth to a male child who became the first Oba of Benin and not Ogiso of Ighodomighodo which was the real name .

Oduduwa came from Bini to save Ile Ife from Oyo that his grandson eventually founded?
I wish you knew how ridiculous this sounds.

And Balablue, Agbadorian, Yes-daddy no dey the list?
This is shocking.

ShoeGetSize:
Benin also has an Oba. In fact, he's not known by any other title apart from Oba, unlike Ooni and Alaafin. This signifies that he is a superior monarch to those two.

Just tell me the meaning of Oba in Bini apart from being a title for the Bini Supreme Leader?
I can tell you the meaning of each of the syllables of the word, Oba, in Yoruba language.
The word is a proper noun in Yoruba which is a generic name for a King, and not a title. We have Ooni, Deji, Alaafin, Awujale and so on, because that's the specific title of the traditional leader of the particularly city state.
How can any Town/City make Oba the title of their King when anyone can name their child as such?
Oba is a Yoruba word borrowed by the Binis as the title of their King.

ShoeGetSize:
The indigenous name of Lagos (Eko) comes from the Bini language. Even some indigenous Lagos names like "Obanikoro" can be traced back to Benin

If Eko is Bini, Oba is a word from which language?

MrRichmond:
I'm telling you the truth and you're calling it garbage.

What did I say about electing people who see themselves as leaders not elites

Have you and your generation ever put aside your primitive tribal brain and elected someone that really wants to serve

Continue groveling and begging like a helpless peasant. Lol!

How about you start demanding accountability from your own local and state government so we can take you seriously? Or is that too much to ask?
I believe you have a governor in your state who should be doing more for you than the President should ever do, but no, Tinubu should be blamed for your generational poverty.
People that can't hold their common councillor accountable are planning to hold the President accountable, because it's easier to blame outsiders for your woes.

Of course, they'll always bring in the ethnic card. I believe the person you had in mind to be the President would have solved Nigeria's problems in 6 months and you would have been able to hold him accountable any more than ranting online if he fails to deliver?
What you don't know is bigger than you.

We are talking about a plane with faulty engines, he's here yapping about the pilot.
How about postponing the flight to fix the engine?

I'll laugh off your last statement, because I'm not the cause of your suffering.

MrRichmond:
It is not designed because majority of the population including yourself view your leaders as gods.

The moment you all change this foolish perception, and demand accountability things will change. Else you will continue begging for scraps from those you queued under the scorching sun to put in power.

Stop vomiting garbage from your mouth.
Demand accountability?! What's stopping you or anyone else from doing that? Will that make a difference and make them give you a listening hear? If the President do not do the right thing, what exactly can you do, remove him?
Demand accountability as if people have not been doing that before you were born.
I don't think I have time conversing with someone who thinks "demanding accountability" is the missing link in Nigeria politics.

MrRichmond:
You're begging a public servant to undo what he and predecessors did This is where you got it wrong. It should always be the other way around.
Elect people that are accountable to you not those who see themselves as "Elites" These is a reason they are called public servants!!

Nigeria is not designed for her leaders to be accountable to the citizens. Know this, know peace.

christejames:
Of course, Lagos culture is entirely different from those of average Yorubas...

The Awori, Egun, Badagry and some other indeginous tribes in Lagos have some kind of distinct culture from the average Yorubas


It's the emigration of Yorubas from Northern part of Lagos, with the immigrants leading as top officials in the state making it the reasons the Lagos state is having some semblance of Yorubas in it. Even the Ijaws and Edos will claim Lagos state as theirs first before even any Yoruba will attempt to


Indeginous Lagos names like Coker, Hundeyin, Gbadamosi, Funsho, Bucknor, Sarumi etc have little or no meaning in Yoruba. Even the culture of Eyo was alien to the Yorubas, Eyo masquerades is indeginous to Lagosians which the Yorubas have adopted as theirs , in the Yoruba folklore, there was nothing like masquerade as they have it today in Eyo... The Yoruba culture could be akin to that of the Hausas.


The case of indeginous Lagosians could be seen in same light to those of Kalabari in Rivers State where but Igbo and Ijaw is seen as forming that language.

This is a new low. Funsho and Gbadamosi are not regular Yoruba names?
No masquerade in Yoruba folklore?
It is finished for you. No redemption possible.

Sabiwellwell:
I disagree with you on this simply because
How would the brain be aware that something is placed on the head. Most times the child will be unaware that something is placed on him, you mught want to say the scalp will feel the thread , but what if the child has much hair on his her ?so how would the brain detect this...??

I hope you know that the cells in our hair are not dead cells right? No matter how long your hair is, you'll definitely feel it if a fly perches on your head.
Whenever you feel a touch, that's your brain telling your something is somewhere on your body.

Mayeldah:
Before cotton threads were made what were they using then?

Small time now, you'll say it's the whites that introduced threads to Africa as if we no dey make fabrics before we had contact with the western world.

Omobude244:
Whoever divided Nigeria into North and South like this, lacks basic geography
How can the entire southern Nigeria not even equal to a single geopolitical zone in the north in terms of landmass?
The North central is bigger than the entire Southern Nigeria in terms of landmass.
The North East is bigger than the entire Southern Nigeria.
The North West is bigger than the entire Southern Nigeria
This is the reason the North will always claim superiority over the South.
Most of the states in North central is supposed to be part of southern Nigeria.
Kwara, kogi, Edo is supposed to be part of SW
Delta, benue, rivers, cross rivers, Akwa ibom, bayelsa and some part of nasarawa are supposed to be added to the south east zone
There was no reason for the creation of NC and SE
The remaining north central states should have joined north west or north east
Whoever carved out South East and excluded cross river and RIVERS states from SE is an evil person

We were supposed to have 4 geopolitical zones namely; South west and South east from the Southern part and North East and North West from the northern part, not 6 zones

Nigeria was designed to fail from the onset and there is nothing we can do about it

I partly agree with you, but I think the whole of NC should not be in the southern part. Anything above the Niger-Benue trough be in the North, below that, should be in the South. Nature has partitioned the thing itself.

It's mostly Kogi, Niger and Benue that's making the North central to have bad records. Most especially Kogi and Niger.

OVB123:
Please check the record very well, you will find out that i am not lying at all.

After Kogi East comes West. Kogi central has the least number of register voters according to INEC register o.