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Health › Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:14pm On Mar 23, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!
Go to your nearest general hospital and ask for a gynecologist

Here's the issue. Most gynecologists especially the men will not want to remove it especially if you don't have kids. It's a tough battle. Maybe get a female gynecologist.

They may need stupid forms like permission from your husband and misogynistic things like that.

In this world men can't fathom women who don't care about having children for them. They are angry at women like you who can say FVCK THEM KIDS!!

Look at the sheer number of dummies telling you to get pregnant. Pregnancy has a whole host of its own problems and won't cure the underlying issue. It can make it worse.

If you can convince them, even getting a court order that you want it removed despite not having a husband and kids may be necessary.
Health › Re: Japa: Council, Nurses Begin Legal Battle Over New Certification Guidelines by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:18am On Mar 22, 2024
Weknowbetter:
Stay in your country and work the 2 years, don't run abroad with your nonsense
they already do internships and youth service. Don't be a bad belle and let them go
Health › Re: Scientists Say They Can Cut HIV Out Of Cells Using Crispr Gene-editing Technolog by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:33pm On Mar 20, 2024
Crime › Re: Policeman Kidnaps Dr. Ofodile Ekweogwu After He Treated Him - NMA Anambra by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2024
If the doctor refuse to treat him now they will say nigerian doctors are wicked.

Unfortunately things like this happen so often and we have heard so many stories that we dare not go extra mile for the average nigerian in dire straits before an ungrateful person will put you in trouble.

The police man doesn't know how lucky he is to have met a neurosurgeon who treated him. He ought to have died. Many people are not as fortunate as he is. We don't even have up to 100 neurosurgeons in this entire country and they are kidnapping one.
Christianity Etc › Re: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:42am On Mar 17, 2024
Courz:
Based on the New Governing Body Update in the Jehovah's witness website, certain changes have been announced as a response to their heavy loss of Memberships and loss in Court cases. These changes are minor but serious to the typical Jehovah's Witness who has taken the words of the Governing body members way too seriously.

The changes are as follows:

1. The Governing body has decided that Jehovah's Witnesses can now use their Bible trained conscience to greet Disfellowshipped people ( people who have been expelled from the congregation based on a wrong doing). Jehovah's Witnesses are only to have brief interactions with them but still are not encouraged to socialise with them.

This little change was made because the religion has come under fire for their Disfellowshipping doctrine in different Court cases. Because of this doctrine, Jehovah's Witnesses lost their registration in Norway. The Norwegian government ceased giving grants to the Cult and no longer recognise them as a Religion. They are also no longer permitted to conduct Marriages in that country.

2.The Governing body has decided that Underaged Children/Minors are no longer required to be in a judicial committee for Wrongdoing. The parents and the Elders have their role to play in talking with the Minor and if the minor is of good behaviour, a judicial committee is not necessary. This change is also as a result of Jehovah's Witnesses loss in the Court case involving the Norwegian government. The Norwegian government deregistered the Religion when they found out that Underaged Children are disfellowshipped and are shunned by their Families. This is Discrimination in the eyes of Norway and against their rules for religious institutions who are interested in receiving Government grants. So, money is the motivation behind this change.

3. Jehovah's Witness Women are now allowed to wear Trousers to the Kingdom hall, to the Ministry and to Conventions. The mode of dressing with trousers must not be Casual. When they have parts to be done in the Kingdom hall or Conventions, they must wear skirts. When visiting Bethel Headquarters, they are to be dressed in skirts or dresses.

This change came because EXJWS who have left the religion have been making these suggestions. Sometimes, this suggestion is made as a joke and was very popular in ExJW Reddit Forum. It is quite a shock that the Governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses listened to the ExJWs that they call Apostates. There have been reports that there are agents of Watchtower spying in the ExJW Reddit Forum, listening and taking notes of what is being discussed. Afterwards, their suggestions are implemented in the name of New Light. They believe that when they make these changes, it would move EXJWS to come back to the religion. So, who is running the JW Religion, Apostates or the Governing body?

4. Jehovah's Witness Men must not wear ties and jackets to the Kingdom hall, to the ministry and to Conventions. They are only to wear Ties and jackets when they are giving parts/Talks. They are also to be dressed in ties and jackets when visiting the Bethel Headquarters.
Earlier, it was announced that they are free to grow beards. The Governing body member giving this update in the video below had a full beard.


It is evident that a lot of changes are a response to a dying religion and they are doing their best to rebrand themselves to make themselves more appealing to the public.

Video below:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD5e8OqLOdo?si=qrPCVXZGzhqCwEIS
Cult
Romance › Re: Straight Talk: Just For Women : Advice Men On Anything by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2024
Cromagnon:
Yep you're done
Enjoy dying alone
This is all you have to say.
So much for being the logical gender.

Dying alone is not an effective threat. We all die alone anyways. Besides men are more likely to die lonely than women are
Health › Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:28am On Mar 13, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
in the world where i live, YES THEY CAN!
in a house with proper canalization, YES THEY CAN!



Kai!!!! why not bleach while you are at it?
The block toilets and drainages. Didn't you know?
Health › Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:36pm On Mar 12, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
i fully disagree, water is not needed if you use baby wipes and it actually does the business quite nice.

BTW if you didnt tell this girl about shiit in her nyansh then you are part of the problem here.
baby wipes cannot be flushed
Romance › Re: Please Advise, Is It Right To Hit A Woman when She Always Hit first by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:39pm On Mar 08, 2024
Okonyeleo:
@everyone help a coleague
Yes.

It's self defense.

However you as a man have to measure/control your strength when hitting back so as to prevent causing accidental death or injury.

Domestic violence is wrong whether done by the man or the woman.

Abusers in this situation keep hitting because they know their victim is too weak to fight back, or in your case, no one will believe the man or expect him to fight back.

Gather evidence that she has been hitting you in the past and her hitting you first before you hit back.
Also learn from that recent black actor(Jonathan Myers or so) who went to court for hitting his white ex- girlfriend.
Romance › Re: Word Of Advice For Young Boys Aged 19-28 by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:47pm On Mar 08, 2024
GoodSpirit:
Why is it that when men have custody of the kids he doesn't ask the woman of child support but if it's the other way round she must ask for child support? If you think this statement is just only about child support then you need an upgrade to your frontal lobe.
because the man in most cases has women in his life who will look after the child for him e.g his mother, sister, girlfriend. He will not be told to stop his career or denied opportunities at work because he is a single dad. His body won't take damage giving birth
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:17am On Mar 08, 2024
kingxsamz:
Yeah, but in a case like that, what could be done since the man was forced into it? You already said it's his sperm, so he must take responsibility whether he wants it or not.
unfortunately you are right, but if he can sign away his legal rights to parenthood. Is that even possible in Nigeria?
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:49pm On Mar 07, 2024
slimmax:
Singleism abi freedom to knack anyhow
funny enough their culture is not promiscuous.
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:48pm On Mar 07, 2024
HonNL:
SOURCE
This movement should come to nigeria.

One thing I agree with wholeheartedly.Having Children is a very expensive endeavor with little return on investment.

Marriage is becoming a scam for educated women because the things trapping a woman in a marriage are removed when she gets an education and becomes financially stable. The men unfortunately aren't willing to meet halfway.
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Married Women This Days by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:38pm On Mar 07, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
All those things wey you type. I knew that much. But my question is why did Jesus use a dog, of all the pets wey dey this world?
na so.😒🙄

If you like continue taking text out of context to push your narrative. Just take the L and move on. Good night.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:27pm On Mar 07, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Abortion advocate.
Proudly pro choice
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:38pm On Mar 07, 2024
Gerrard59:
Wedlock isn't really the issue, but his ability to cater for the family as he is expected to (all males are expected to do the same anyway). He stated that he is broke and in his final year. Had it been his being the only son translated into coming from a family that could back him financially, this would not have been a problem. Also, both and especially the lass, are in their final year. This pregnancy disrupts that timeline in an important period in her life.

The girl too has 50% of the blame. So stoopid to allow a stoopid and broke boy to ejaculate into her without using Postinor, which is another stoopidty.

Jesus! Nigeria has so many stoopid people for crying out loud!!!! What happened to Postinor, considering her family background and present realities?!



As much as his happiness is important, hers is also necessary. He does not have the funds. Dem dey final year. And you just want him to show her the exit door because she aborted. This is why she should have insisted on condom!!!!!!!!! DrFunmi is right here. The entire baggage is on the woman. Now now, you have suggested exiting, which is pretty easy for any man. But the woman cannot.

Young women should learn a thing or two. How much is Postinor in Nigeria sef? Last I knew, e no pass 500 naira.
it's 1200 in my area
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:25pm On Mar 07, 2024
Drone95:
you kept saying vasectomy, what's the guarantee that it can be successfully reverse if one want a child. Ladies can get IUDs nd other planning methods too. Like advanceDNA said abstinence is the only way to avoid all this back - and- forth.
if he doesn't want children now, he should practice abstinence. If not wear a condom. Yes condom breaks but it's better than the weak pullout game that most men have.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:23pm On Mar 07, 2024
Loopdeeloopa:
Imagine him saying the reason he wants a child is because he is the only son of his parents. Like sey children na toy wey u fit just dey create anyhow. In this country with no future, he wants to pass down his poverty to an innocent soul that didnt ask for it.
The kind of selfish illitrates we have in this country eh
Parents are selfish people. People always have children for selfish reasons. Know this and know peace
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:21pm On Mar 07, 2024
kingxsamz:
So how about in a case where it wasn't the man's fault and she wanted to have his baby?
she's also stupid, wicked and manipulative. She also should not disturb the man in the future. The man should also give away his parental rights
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:19pm On Mar 07, 2024
Drone95:
you kept saying vasectomy, what's the guarantee that it can be successfully reverse if one want a child. Ladies can get IUDs nd other planning methods too. Like advanceDNA said abstinence is the only way to avoid all this back - and- forth.
I agree. Abstinence is best
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:49am On Mar 07, 2024
LagosG:
Well, I can't hold you back. I'm just saying. The moment a woman conceives, the decision on the pregnancy falls to the two parties who made it happen. I'm not completely against abortion. If it needs to be done both parties must consent to it.
I agree.
Romance › Re: Word Of Advice For Young Boys Aged 19-28 by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:41am On Mar 07, 2024
Biggie225:
1.Hustle hard and be productive in life.
2.Always put yourself first.
3.Be health conscious because the body you abuse today might hunt you in future.
4.Avoid women/relationships and never invest in them.
5. Practice self control and cultivate self discipline.
6. Don't even worry about what others think of you ,you are what you think you are. Other people's opinion about you doesn't matter.
7. Stay low key ,avoid show off . It can destroy you.
8. Keep your source of income Secret.
9. Be grateful ,never compare yourself with others. Life na turn by turn .
10. Focus ,determination, courage and gaining knowledge brings success.
11. Surround yourself with friends that loves and uplifts you.
12. Put God first in everything you do.
13. Never succumb to societal pressure, because most many people lacks purpose in life.
13. Stay away from from people who doesn't value you and get close to one's that hold you at high esteem.
14.Abstain from sex or you can Use condoms ,HIV and STDs can destroy your life.
15. Know the friends you keep. Avoid keeping Criminals as friends .

16. Never value what you see on social media ,all na packaging .
17 . Avoid fake life ,distractions and dramas because it drains you.
18 . Have at least 2 source of income.
19. Be real and always keep your emotions in check.
Try to be patient ,take life easy . There is light at the end of the tunnel.
You forgot to add. Get a vasectomy if you know you are going to be a dine and dash father.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:40am On Mar 07, 2024
LagosG:
The rabbit hole you're already in? Lol
omo!

I go run commot. Let's not do it abeg
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Married Women This Days by DrFunmisticGlow:
FRANCISTOWN:
Take free education to stop this high level of academic embarrassment on a public forum and to exonerate yourself of foolishness.

Same poles of magnets can attract if the magnets were placed very close together, so that the repulsive force between their like poles is not strong enough to overcome the attractive force of their magnetic fields.

Study this--> mystery of the cases where Nd–Fe–B magnetic like poles attract each other

Now back to your question:

Mark 7:25 For a certain woman, whose young daughter had an unclean spirit, heard of him, and came and fell at his feet:... 7:27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs(The woman). 7:28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord(She confirmed that she was indeed a dog, not a child): yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.

The question is; why did Jesus use a dog, If there were no similarities?
you are the one showing your foolishness. Any smart person knows that when you debate, only one piece evidence is not enough, especially when you are debating the Bible. Even the Bible says this in Matthew 18:16- But if he won't listen, take one or two more with you, so that by the testimony of two or three witnesses every fact may be established.
2 Corinthians 13:1- Every matter must be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses." since you are demanding proof that Christ is speaking through me. He is not weak in dealing with you, but is powerful among you. For to be sure, he was crucified in weakness, yet he lives by God's power.

When studying and understanding a thing. Especially the Bible, CONTEXT is everything.
Now on to the verse mark 7:25 that you quoted. If you read from verse 24, you would see that Jesus entered Tyre and Sidon which was territory with a low Jewish population and high gentile population.

Remember that the Jews waited for a messiah, to rescue the Jews exclusively,but when Jesus came, they were less than impressed and many rejected his teachings(because he wasn't what they expected). He was even rejected in his hometown of Nazareth (Mark 6:1-6), they would receive his healing but not his teachings and the parishes and scribes would criticize him at every turn. So far Jesus had only been healing jews.

The woman Jesus talked to in Mark 7:28 was a Greek woman, a Phoenician by nationality which was a Gentile nation hostile to jews, aka A canaanite.

This shows that Jesus was encroaching Gentile territory(read from verse 24 and look at pictures of the maps attached from my own personal bible). In the first picture t

The 1st picture shows places where Jesus did his ministry(occupied by Jews and Samaritans). The 2nd pictures shows Paul's missionary journey, but try to magnify and pay attention to where I circled in yellow and try to compare it with a today's map of the Mediterranean and middle east. Although the 3rd picture shows David and Solomon's reign before the Samaritans were a thing, the part in red is the border of Isreal/ Judeah.

When Jesus spoke to the woman with a riddle, he didn't refer to her as a dog because she was a woman. He said what she said because she was a gentile. When the woman replied that dogs eat from the children's scraps, implying that the provision of God is not withheld from the gentiles. The children were the Jews, the food was the healing/God's provision and the dog was Gentiles. Back then the Jews may have referred to Gentiles as dogs(probably a slur). Jesus was impressed by the woman's faith and said that her daughter was healed. That was the first gentile healed by Jesus. The book of Matthew gives us more gist on what happened, read Matthew 15:21-28.

This prompted him to heal and feed over 4000 more gentiles extending his ministry to them.(keep reading to the end of Matthew chapter 15)
He also healed a deaf man and his neighbors, then the centurion later. Jesus came for the jews first then the Gentiles.(romans 1:16-17)

I hope I am able to convince you that Jesus was no incel and not a misogynist.

I can type more but am too tired. LagosG

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:13am On Mar 07, 2024
LagosG:
Don't you mean artificial insemination?
with who's seed? The holy spirit?
I don't want to go down that rabbithole
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Married Women This Days by DrFunmisticGlow:
This is exhausting
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:40am On Mar 07, 2024
LagosG:
A woman can spread her legs for fresh air and get pregnant. Abi how did Jesus come again?
do you really want to go into the small details of immaculate conception ?
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Married Women This Days by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:08pm On Mar 06, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
You and wisdom can never reconcile your differences. You both are parallel lines.
all bark and no bite. Back up what you say with facts you refuse. You and common sense are the same poles of a magnet. You repel each other
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:11pm On Mar 06, 2024
advanceDNA:
I never said single mother ...I said baby mama. And I know u know what baby mama means in the context we have discussing
yes I do.

Both are still treated the same way though. Both will suffer similarly
Romance › Re: Really Want To Get Married, (my Addiction/lust Is Consuming Me) by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:02pm On Mar 06, 2024
canada123:
Hi guys,

Been awhile,

So I posted awhile back about being tempted to be paying pretty escorts here in Canada for sex, sadly something I thought was a one time thing, has now turn to become a habit , and I’ve really tried seeking for help to stop it. I’ve spent over $10,000 so far on escorts since 2023- date now.

It’s draining me physiologically, and I’ve confided in close friends and was advised to get married so I can have access to regular sex .

Just drowning now , I really need help . Feel so lost
marriage will not guarantee you regular sex. Your friends are tripping. Don't be deceived.

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