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Romance › Re: Official Man-hater/misandrist List Of Nairaland. Seun, Member And Mods, Come In by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:59pm On Jan 09, 2024
MrsAminaBello:
are you still dating James?
yes🥰🥰
Family › Re: I Need Serious Relationship But I Have 6 Children (see Photo) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:10am On Jan 09, 2024
money121:
A facebook user Temitope Soremilekun share that on her wall,

"I need serious relationship but I have 6 children and am looking for a man that will take care of me and my children and help me with my business"

Do you think she need relationship or helper ?because with the current situation of the country
I have doubt
Share your thought about this on comment section

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/i-need-serious-relationship-but-i-have-6-children-see-photo/

lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod
She should focus on her relationship with her children.

What can she offer to a man apart from 7 extra mouths to feed?

She may be lowkey delusional. I wish her the best in her endeavors.

It is well

austine4real:
grin grin cheesy

Your children should be your serious relationship
thank you. That is all
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:05am On Jan 09, 2024
obinna58:
jewessgratitud3

I think she’s perfect for the job in terms of her fake content creation, lie lie stories to draw attention

Make she no temper with our redpill threads sha
if it's fake content then I nominate mamagee3.

Even onila is better than Jewessgratitud3
Romance › Re: Official Man-hater/misandrist List Of Nairaland. Seun, Member And Mods, Come In by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:03am On Jan 09, 2024
InquisitorKybon:
This list was put together off head so it’s far from complete
It’ll be updated as soon as I remember more of them
Please Seun, make the equation balanced
Add Jewessgratitud3
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:59am On Jan 09, 2024
Coolsat:
She must not dance to your tune to make her fit. She belongs to no gang unlike the rest of you ladies. Seun I hardly involve in these things but if you want to consider any lady as a mod to restore sanity in Romance section Jewessgratitud3 is perfect for the job
she's biased and has got a few screws loose in the head. Making her a mod is like making Hitler your president..

What is needed for romance section is someone that level-headed and fair. She is not.

As much as I disagree with the redpillers, everyone has a right to type their thoughts and opinions on this forum. Balance is key.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:04am On Jan 09, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
And how many of your secrets have I revealed on this forum?
That I talk about my past life's experiences with parties you hardly know makes me prudish? You need serious brain check.

What most of you are afraid of is me getting there and sanitizing that section of people like you who attack the female gender and post all sort of dirty contents cos I must do it.

All those dirty post will go down in one swoop once I enter. What concerns me with any bodys secret. No be una dey go up and down dey look for who get ten monikers and who be who? Have you ever seen me doing such thing?.

If you and Carlosthejackal can not provide one or two evidences of Nairalanders I've kissed and tell on, then you two are nothing but a confused bunch.

Please don't mention me ever again.
@seun
Making this girl a mod is a big mistake
Romance › Re: Broken Up With My Nigerian Boyfriend by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:45pm On Jan 08, 2024
Jackie999:
How?
Sis!!
Run for your dear life. You are being played. Surely there must be better south African men. Put your degree to good use
Education › Re: Fake Degree: “I’m Worried Over My Safety”, Says Undercover Journalist, Umar Audu by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2024
If I were him, I would apply for asylum in a foreign country. Japa 101
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For His Wife To Be This 2024 by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:38pm On Jan 04, 2024
emmabest2000:
I stopped at no 3 cheesy

Dude should kuku go and mold his danm wife with some damn clay and let people breathe in peace biko grin
five different pictures of an eargasm.🙌
Food › Re: Food Cooked With Firewood Vs Gas: Which One Tastes Better? by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:19am On Jan 02, 2024
PAWG:
I don’t understand how food that smells of smoke would taste better than one without smoke.

Guys stop lying to yourselves
actually it does. Smoking food is a method of preservation and cooking
Food › Re: Cooking Soups With Only Groundnut Oil Instead Of Palm (red)oil by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:54am On Dec 31, 2023
GenderMix:
Interesting. Lol.
I like the redoil stew but I just prefer groundnut oil

I believe you'll love groundnut oil stew just that you prefer the red oil type.
vegetable oils like canola and soybean are not healthier or have less cholesterol than palm oil. Do not be deceived.
Even lard is better than some vegetable oils in my opinion.
Food › Re: Which Tribe Cook The Best Food In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:50am On Dec 31, 2023
SSFeedsNigeria:
Igbos by far, followed by Ibibio.

Yorubas cook the worst delicacy among all Blacks and Africans. They really need to learn how to cook from people in SE and SS.
those ones that put cocoyam in everything and call it food. Igbo food has little variety
Food › Re: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:41am On Dec 31, 2023
FalseProphet1:
This is where your faith comes into play, wash and put the rice into your pot the prophesy to it...

Say the following words...Oh ye rice, transform thine self into fried rice thereof with assorted meats and chicken.

You must say it with confidence and at the top of your voice. I would also recommend that you get a bell and ring when you're doing this prophet exercise, don't bother about your husband, your kids or your neighbours, just do it with confidence in your heart and the raw rice would transform and become fried rice.

This I have seen.
faith without works is dead
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:04pm On Dec 26, 2023
Mamijoh:
Yummy yummy. Pls where will I get Basmati rice and how much does it cost? Is it parked in a carton or sachet?
it comes in bag. You can get it in supermarkets.

But this bag was a gift.
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:30pm On Dec 25, 2023
dominique:
You cooked basmati jollof rice on firewood where you can't regulate the heat? You tried o
I am shocked too. It was my first time doing such on my own.
My little sister did give me some pointers though. She did food and nutrition in secondary school.

How else would I have known that basmati rice cooks very fast.
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:28pm On Dec 25, 2023
Tapout:
Weldone cheesy
thank you. Merry Christmas
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:26pm On Dec 25, 2023
XAUBulls:
That's what?... Yoruba-styled smoked basmati party jollof rice. wink

Conversely, I still wonder if this slight burning of the jollof rice in the pot or "adogan" to give that addictive smokey flavor plus the exotic food ingredients will not lead to cancerous growth or damage to the cells of the human body down the road (in the absence of antioxidants). Still seeking for an answer tbh.

Happy Holidays.
To be honest, I am not sure. It is well. Happy holidays to you too
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:24pm On Dec 25, 2023
enemyofprogress:
everything about your food looks like sacrifice to the devil. Even the place it was prepared looks like a shrine
merry Christmas.
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:22pm On Dec 25, 2023
dominique:
You cooked basmati jollof rice on firewood where you can't regulate the heat? You tried o
it was a struggle. The wind kept blowing in a particular direction. The fire was like a toddler.
Politics › Re: How Much Is Gas In Your Area Today? by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:10pm On Dec 25, 2023
At this point, firewood may be the way forward.
Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:52pm On Dec 25, 2023
Smoked basmati party jollof rice and turkey. Cooked outside with firewood.
Even I am impressed with the taste, now I smell like smoke.
Merry Christmas everyone

Food › Re: What's Inside Ofe-nsala? Please Help O! Too Sweet, And... by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:29am On Dec 24, 2023
Probz:
Yam, not ede-anything.
Same thing.
Food › Re: What's Inside Ofe-nsala? Please Help O! Too Sweet, And... by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:32am On Dec 23, 2023
lovediehatelive:
Please help o...

Mama Nkechi wee not kee me o.

So yesterday I said let me try something different from her and I bought Ofe Nsala, which was a bit overpriced compared to others.

See as meat full inside!

As I began eating, it was so sweet that I couldn't wait for the next!

Finished it sharparly that I was tempted to go back to Mama Nkechi and ask for more, but I just hold myself.


Now, that isn't all o. I noticed my my waist began acting funny and dancing makosa!

My boy was jumping up and down for joy, and was rock hard, as if I should just...

It was a torture all through the night, and early morning when I woke up, my boy was still hard, standing tall, and I believe he didn't sleep, dancing makosa all through the night, thinking I'll arrange one or two for za oza room enjoyment.

The funny thing is that for some days now, my boy has been kinda sad and gloomy, and doesn't wake up so hard early morning like this.

Please o, what's the secret of this Ofe Nsala which they call white soup.


Google Images
is this not glorified peppersoup thickened with cocoyam
Politics › Re: Rivers: Fubara Approves N100000 As Christmas Bonus For Civil Servants by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:45am On Dec 21, 2023
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: Shocking Revelations As More Couples Embrace DNA Testing by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:17pm On Dec 17, 2023
[quote author=ijustdey post=127513240][/quote]it is well.
A side effect of promiscuity in men and women leads women to drop cuckoo eggs in the Magpie's nest
Romance › Re: My Relationship Of 9 Months Just Crashed by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:56pm On Dec 14, 2023
Prettygirl200:
According to him I don't support his dreams, I don't encourage him, that my love for him was conditional, over time he keeps telling me that all the ladies that have come into his life has this tendency of supporting him and all of that, and I happen not to fall in that category, so because of that he keeps comparing and making reference's all the time it's always brings issues between us every now and then.

Some months ago he was facing serious financial problems, and all I was able to do the little I could even though it was chicken change but again he met a lady who did more than I did and the comparison started again, it again brought fights and arguments, off recent he has met a lady who according to him supported him greatly which he told him he has been able to bounce back and things are getting better, after some days he told me thesame lady confessed that she was in-love with me it was after that confession he then told me that he has seen and known how a woman can love unconditionally, that the lady never asked him of anything , that she supported his dreams and is encouraging something I couldn't do. Before then he told me about some things I was doing which he didn't like, I tried to adjust to suit in the woman he wanted me to be character wise that was when he told me I was acting up and pretending to love him because of what I stand to gain from him.

I just got fed up of the whole thing and told him that if the lady is the kind of woman he wants in his life he should be with her, he has always talked about a supportive woman and since I couldn't or didn't fall in that category I decided to let him go in other for me to have peace of mind. So I blocked him everywhere just so it will be easy for me to forget about him and everything, I don't know if I did the right thing?.
he sounds like a goldgigger. It is well. May you find peace.
Romance › Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:21pm On Dec 12, 2023
Spechialone:
It made me scared then, i never watched a full episode ...lol at crowd pleaser
True. Courage is a scary cartoon
Romance › Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:02pm On Dec 10, 2023
Spechialone:
I still watch cartoons...some of my favourite then were;
Flinstones
Sylvester and tweety
Scooby doo
Powerpuff girls
Dexter's laboratory...

I Never really liked
Courage the cowardly dog
Tom and Jerry( Tom gets too much bashings) lol
Courage the cowardly dog is such an Underrated cartoon. It's my favorite. Tom and Jerry is a crowd pleaser like SpongeBob SquarePants.
Romance › Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:56pm On Dec 10, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Cartoons such as Zootopia, Coco, Moana, Luca, ant bully etc are by far more meaningful and interesting than Nigeria Nollywood.
No truer words typed on this forum.
Romance › Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:55pm On Dec 10, 2023
DyshApp:
A married man has anonymously taken to social media to complain about his wife’s addiction to watching cartoons with their children.

According to him, his wife was always excited to watch and sing along to the cartoon with their kids and she would narrate the stories to them if they missed them.

According to the man, something must be wrong with his wife. While admitting that she has not failed in her roles as a wife and mother to his kids, he reiterated his worry that he felt she should have grown past cartoons.

He appealed for help to fix the cartoon problem.

In his words:
"I feel like something is wrong, I don't really get her sometimes. She doesn't even watch the movies I want us to watch together unless I really encourage her. She acts like me not watching those their cartoons with them, I'm missing out on something great.

“My wife, 37 years old, enjoys watching cartoon even more than our kids. When I say cartoon, I mean animated movies.
Our first boy is 14 years old down to our last who is currently 4 years old.
They’ve turned the home into a cartoon home.
They are soo addicted, they sing their songs, do their dances and discuss those things all the time.

My wife at her age will be running as if something strange was happening and she forgets herself to be an adult sometimes.
I’ve tried to explain to her that I don’t really like it, I don’t complain because they are being happy but, I don’t understand my wife’s addiction. Even when the kids aren’t around, she’ll be watching animated movies alone.

Once they get home, she’s going to narrate all she watched to them and even demonstrate with actions some funny/emotional scenes.
I feel like something is wrong, I don’t really get her sometimes. She doesn’t even watch the movies I want us to watch together unless I really encourage her. She acts like me not watching those their cartoons with them, I’m missing out on something great.
Is there something I can do to help her? It’s somehow bothering me.


Kindly note that, she’s fully employed and still does her duties as a wife and a mother. I don’t have any problem on that side, I just feel she’s addicted to animated movies when actually, she has grown pass it.”
nothing is wrong with an adult watching animated movies. It is a way for your wife to bond and form an emotional connection with her children. (Except cocomelon, it's garbage.)

I grew up with my mom watching cartoons with us. In the time of video cassette she bought us pirated copies of Cinderella and swan princess in one cassette, then junglebook and little mermaid. She would sing the songs with us and discuss the cartoons. The moral lesson we learnt and even the new English word we heard in the cartoon for the first time, she would bring out the big Oxford dictionary, and look at the spelling, meaning and pronunciation with us. This set the foundation for my Excellent English skills today. I recently used a week to prepare for IELTS academic and passed in one sitting with a band 8.

When CDs was reigning she gradually amassed over 50 cartoons not just Disney and dream works, but even those ones that teach nursery rhymes to keep us entertained and out of trouble. By the time DSTV took over she also watched cartoon network and boomerang with us. She liked cow and chicken, Johnny bravo and Dexter's laboratory. But her favorite cartoon was Samurai Jack. She taught me to like Ed, Edd and Eddy because she said it had a lot of new words despite the drawings looking ugly to me. Right now she's downstairs watching The blue eyed Samurai on Netflix with my youngest. They plan to binge watch Castlevania or Scott pilgrim after that.

A lot of adults today watch cartoons. Anime has become very popular. Cartoons are good, clean, entertainment without violence and sexual content which is good for children. Most cartoons have more plot than African and Hollywood movies today.


Watching the cartoons is also a way to distress, to actively participate in her kids' lives, talk and interact with them, know their likes and dislikes.

Op should sit down and watch a cartoon with his wife and children.

I only remember my dad watching cartoons with us ONCE.(story for another time)
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:50pm On Dec 07, 2023
Coivdgiveaway:
There is no dad beat Dad, he just didn't have enough capacity to provide.
Deep down, he is sad he isn't able to provide the best for his seeds

Life isn't as easy as you think it is
Yinmu
Family › Re: Please Help, My Mum Is Lazy And Its Draining Me by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:55pm On Dec 04, 2023
malcom1X:
Just give her grandchildren. People that can keep her company when you're not around.
That will complicate the issue.
The laziness is a sign of the mental illness

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