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Health › Re: My Experience In A Public Hospital In FCT by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:29pm On Jul 14, 2023
froxydydx:
If you need a fairly good health care at an affordable rate, jejely locate any military hospital around you and register your family. Military medical facilities (army, navy & air force) got no time for your money. Their doctors doesn't japa because they are military men and women.
That's a bloody lie, especially if you're a civilian. It's civilian money that runs those hospitals cos Healthcare for the military is free
Health › Re: Dr Says It's Not PCOS, But I Literally Losing My Mind. Please Help! by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:08pm On Jul 03, 2023
binabby:
A bit of backstory.

So, I've been having my normal flow as usual until March this year. Happened that my flow was delayed for some days and when it finally decided to come, it showed up as spotting.

I spotted for close to two weeks and felt something was wrong. I visited the hospital and Dr prescribed duphaston for me for 7days. After completing the dosage, I noticed I started bleeding uncontrollable for 3days with heavy clots

The bleeding didn't stop till I got a different supplement for balancing hormones (actually a family member recommended it). The bleeding stopped but spotting surfaced again.

I went back to the hospital and Dr said I should do a hormonal profile test

I did and the result shows I have low progesterone. Dr confirmed that it wasn't pcos because I was suspecting it could be.

I did a couple of tests that showed it wasn't pcos

Pelvic scan result came out good
I didn't and have never had menstrual cramps (except once in like 6years)
Never missed my period
Never had hairs on my body or face
Never had water or whatever it's called on my breast

None of those symptoms

Dr insists it's a case of hormonal imbalance

Again, he gave me another dose of duphaston to take for two weeks

I've completed the dosage but I'm noticing again that I'm bleeding

Please what could be the cause?

Has anyone experienced this before?

Please help. This entire thing is making me lose my mind
Try another doctor
Education › Re: Parents, Students Cry Out As Universities Hike Fees by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:46am On Jul 01, 2023
MT:
UK stopped subsiding their Universities but provide student loan to UK students. Yet, many Nigerians go there to pay millions of naira over rubbishy designed courses.

The Nigeria govt has provided loan for students to access to be paid back when they start working.

The reforms going on can bring with them attendant pains right now but at the end Nigeria will come out better.
unemployment rate is 33% in this country
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Lady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2023
PerfectStranger:
"women supporting women" in the mud grin
'women supporting women' does not make room for plagarism
Family › Re: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:31pm On Jun 24, 2023
JennyJossie:
Your advice pls at 29 to 30 some one is ready to marry you and also promise to train you in school, but you are not sure. And one of your relative said he will train you in school, and you are sure about it but on the conditions that you must let go of marriage issues. Which one will you go for
Get it in writing as a contract signed by both of you with lawyers present
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:55pm On Jun 22, 2023
Raalsalghul:
Really?

Funmi.
We have to make informed decisions. My work involves looking at clueless people who are coming to terms with the fact they they didn't sign up for some things. This broke man can choose to easily walk away, she cannot

Nobody tells a lot of women the gravity of the consequences of allowing a man to ejaculate in between their legs. Ask single mothers, women with one STD or the other, women who have had abortions or become sterile because of it. Pregnancy, labor and the period after childbirth is a very vulnerable time in a woman's life

The best thing is so sleep with a responsible man who can hold the fort during that time and finances play a big role in doing that.

Many people need to stop this mentality of 'God will provide' when having children.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:12am On Jun 20, 2023
Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts
if she becomes pregnant can you bear responsibility?

How much is Antenatal care and pampers?

Uncle sex is not for the broke. Don't let your prick put you in trouble.
Romance › Re: If You Can,pick One Or Two Hausa Boys From The Streets Do It. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:10am On Jun 20, 2023
RTID:
If you can, pick one or two Hausa boys from the streets.

Nurture and train them to the highest level of education.

Oh yes, they'll surely prosper and make it to the top, because the competition is less for them, considering many of them aren't educated.

And when they rise to the top, they'll never forget you.

The Hausa tribe are the only loyal people you can find in Nigeria.
Until they bring wife number 2.
Health › Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:40am On Jun 10, 2023
smalldivk111:
What might be wrong?

Since October last year when I bleeped one my girl my dvck has never been the same

Blisters has now become part the of my dvck
I was ashamed to visit the hospital and was rubbing funbact a on it….. the funbact clears the blister but just temporarily

After then someone prescribed a drug for me which I used it, it cleared the blisters but after a while they resurface but not like the first time…. the blister will grow then pus will on be coming out of the blisters on my scrotal sack and my penis

Mehn I’m so boxed up on what to do right now can’t even have s.x with my girl for some months now cuz I’m scared I minght infect her

So inconvenienced as the pus is afflicted with pains im experiencing pains on my divk and then can’t even relax properly most times

Is showing as its going but the pains I’m experiencing now is out of this earth I regret doing that shit

Please what should I do?
herpes and gonorrhea.

Pls go and visit the hospital before you become infertile
Romance › Re: My Butt Cheeks Still Hurt, Days After Taking These Through The Butt. Any Remedy? by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:14pm On Jun 05, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Injections!
My butt cheeks!
I wasn't okay!
Doctor!
You are sure its a doctor? In a hospital or a chemist‽ what is the name of the injection you were given‽
Pls go back to the doctor that gave you injections for 5 days and complain about your problem
Romance › Re: My Butt Cheeks Still Hurt, Days After Taking These Through The Butt. Any Remedy? by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
So, Tuesday last week, I started taking some shots. I took the shots through my butt, and I am supposed to take them for five days ( from Tuesday to Saturday). I do switch between the two butt cheeks until the shots are over. That is, if I take it through the right cheek today, tomorrow I take it with the left one, that way until five days.

For the five days I had the shots, they were being administered to me by different persons, I think about three different persons. The first day I took it, the pain was there but not much. The second, third and I think fourth day were so painful, very painful. I had to sit down for sometime after taking it, because I won't be able to walk immediately if I don't sit for a while. It was that painful. The last shot was the best, I didn't feel any pain at all. The first day, the subsequent days, and the last day were all handled by three different persons, the pains I felt were just different in all those days.

Now, the thing, one week after I finished taking the shots, I still feel pains on my butt cheeks, especially when I lay down. Honestly, I don't know what to do. I thought the pain was supposed to be gone by now. Why do they still hurt? Could there be a problem or something went wrong during the course of taking the shots? Honestly, I don't know what to say or do? Please, I need your help/suggestions/opinions on what I can do so that the pain can stop or at least subside.


Has anyone here been in this kind of situation before? How were you able to fix this?
Shots for what pls?
What were you given‽
Where were you given?
Why.were you given?
Who said you should collect the shots?
Romance › Re: What Has Caused Hookup Culture? by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:25am On May 10, 2023
[quote author=IyaTola post=122989035][/quote]red pill/incel vomit.
Family › Re: My Wife Hates My Daughter From My First Wife by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:47pm On Apr 27, 2023
Zonefree:
To be frank, such a man is highly disgusting.

The essence of your remarry is not working, what are you still doing in the marriage?
Op is an unreasonable fellow.

He didn't remarry because his daughter needs a mother.

If anyone believes that, then they should believe that tinubu is nigeria's messiah

The real reason he remarried is
¹
1. KONJI
2. He finally realized that single parenthood is not beans and he can't cope like a single mother. So he is looking for a live in nanny and bedmate for free.

Most women won't love children that aren't theirs,but that doesn't mean they should maltreat the innocent child. On that note, send her packing


On to advice, he better boot the new wife out lest she visit a dibia to plan evil against the innocent girl. That's what a real man will do
Health › Re: Bill To Prevent Medical Doctors From Getting Licence Till After 5 Years by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:47pm On Apr 07, 2023
In
LegitWebsites:
Nigeria Doctors should not be travelling to relocate abroad.

They should be allowed to travel for chills and vacations.


However; they should remain in Nigeria to Develop Our Healthcare Systems.


Aproko Doctor is a good example of a Great Doctor Handling Many Healthcare Projects based on His Personal Initiatives, Team and Donations.


Other Doctors can align to do the same.




Nigerians are suffering from Poor Healthcare.


Our Doctors should do well to align with themselves to align further with 774 Ministries of Health in Nigeria for Better Healthcare Systems.



This is The Way To Go.






Afterall; when other NYSC Students were receiving 19,800 Naira as NYSC Monthly Wages; These Doctors were receiving Extra 100,000 + Naira to their Bank Accounts.



They are the ones that have and are benefiting most in this country leaving Many Farmers to Wallow in Lack.




So, Why should Many of them be thinking about Relocating Abroad instead of Aligning Themselves to Solve Our Health Crisis in The Country ?





Nigerians are Not Patriotic At All.

They are still Slaves To The YELLOW MEN That Call Themselves WHITE MEN.
@ bolded in red is completely untrue. When I served as a doctor in 2019, I was earning 40k a month, and was required to work for 24/7 for one week , then the other week I had to come from 8-5pm MondaytoFri. So I had only 4 days of free time in a month.

All attempts to leave my PPA proved ineffective because it was a militaryhospital, my LGI and the state chairman didn't help. I was angry and depressed. I also almost got exposed to HIV because of my superior's incompetence (a Major) and had to suffer nightmares and swinging mood for 4 weeks because I was taking PEP(drugs to prevent HIV after exposure).

It is not as you see if. In fact If I learn yahoo work or marry one billionaire, I'll leave this medicine for who like sufferhead.

Practice in this country is demeaning. The other day, last week, I was almost hit by the car of a patient who was rude to me and other staff, because I told him to delete the picture he took of me without my permission or I won't allow him leave. I am so mad.

I know it isn't better abroad, there's racism, but at least I can further my career there.

I don't want to go through the witchcraft of a program called residency in Nigeria. It is my last option. I would rather drop my license.
Travel › Re: Photos Of Ikeja Train Accident Victims Being Treated On The Floor by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2023
Holybwoy:
They didn't ask if you were Igbo or Yoruba.. they dumped everyone on the bare fvcking floor..

Make of that what you may when you take your anger to the polls next week!!

Give another government a try and that's Labour party!! Gbadebo is an indigene so maybe he will care more about the people and he has no godfather to answer to
thunder fire you and your generation for politicking this tragedy.
Romance › Re: I’m The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland � by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:29pm On Mar 05, 2023
Nia69:
😂😂Men Dogs are coming.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Sit With The Congregation While On Menstruation? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:23pm On Mar 05, 2023
omolola100:
Good evening my brothers and sisters
There is something I still don't understand and I need a clear and better explanation.

I attend a white garment church and the doctrine does not allow us to sit with the congregation because of the stain, there is a place packaged for us to sit and the corner of the church....
The issue right now is that my menstruation started last week Sunday and I don't know why it hasn't stop till this present moment.
I'm just thinking if I should go to church tomorrow because I don't want to sit at the corner of the church tomorrow because people might be suspicious something is wrong with me.
I haven't seen anything about this in the scripture, I just want to know if it's a sin to sit with the congregation while on period...
why should menstruation be shamed in your church?

I just can't
Health › Re: Healing Tootache by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:33pm On Mar 01, 2023
Pomi12345:
The majority of oral health issues, including tooth decay and cavities, affect both adults and children.

Foods that stick to your teeth for a long time, frequent snacking or drinking, poor oral hygiene, inadequate fluoride intake, dry mouth, worn fillings, or dental appliances, among many other things, might increase your chance of developing cavities.

Do This Now To Reduce The Tooth Ache: https://oclocknews.com/do-this-now-to-reduce-the-tooth-ache/
GO TO THE DENTIST
Politics › Re: Angry Voters Descend On Bundles Of Cash A Vote Buyer Came With (Video/Pictures) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:33pm On Feb 25, 2023
Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewm2Crlkrs0

A vote buyer came to buy votes and angry voters were not having any of it, they descended on the money, scattered it, took their share forcefully and ran away from the scene.
I doubt the authenticity of this video. Those look like old notes. The money wasn't seen up close. This video could have been from 4 years ago for all we know
Politics › Re: Lagos APC: Where Will Tinubu See New Naira Notes To Throw Into The Crowd? by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2023
sencekompis:
IPOBS are shaking already hiiihiiii
ordinary sit at home order
Family › Re: I Feel So Bad That My Wife Didn't Tell Me She Is Pregnant by DrFunmisticGlow:
Handsomejok:
I saw folic acid on our bed I asked her why is she using them for . She said she is pregnant was shocked and I asked her why did she not tell me the good news she said she has forgotten. I remember a month ago I noticed some changes in her body I asked her if she was pregnant she said no and I overlooked it. I feel so bad for her to keep this wonderful good news from me and what pained me is she is almost 3 months and I still had no idea. I know I have hurt her a lot in the past which I have apologised to her from the bottom of my heart and I don't know why she is still making life difficult for me. No matter what happened she shouldn't have hidden the pregnancy from me for 3 good months and I am begining to wonder if the pregnancy is even mine or not. It is right for a wife to hide a pregnancy from her husband? I need your inputs please 🙏
This your wife no smart at all.

After accusing the first child of witchcraft, she went and spread her legs for another child to enter the same misery so that you can accuse the newborn of killing your useless destiny when your madness starts.

Any sensible woman will not be happy to hear she's pregnant in your situation. She should have gone for family planning and observed him until she is sure she can trust you to be responsible. She is justified to keep it from you


The best apology you can give to anyone especially your wife is CHANGED BEHAVIOR!!

You need to change.
Family › Re: My Wife Hasn't Forgiven Me by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:18pm On Feb 21, 2023
Davidave:
It's not easy for a man to own up to his mistakes,and I commend u for that.At least,u kn where the problem is coming from.
Oga,set Ur alarm for 4:am.Make sure u wake up by that time.Just boil some water,Make some tea and bread(I bet u never did that for her).Carry it in a clean tray,with quality bread,to her into the bedroom.Tell her that u have come with a peace offering,that u just want Ur wife back.Tell her how sorry u are again,and that u need her to forgive u.
I didn't say u should cry,but be soft spoken and honest with every word coming out of Ur mouth.
Women love those little bribes.So,try it.
he didn't own up to anything.

Op is the type of man I advice nigerian girls to aviod marrying. A failure and coward of a man who failed to take responsibility for his own actions and mistakes, then proceeds to look for who to blame instead of himself.
Family › Re: My Wife Hasn't Forgiven Me by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:42pm On Feb 21, 2023
Handsomejok:
I am a victim of fake pastors
You are nothing but a narcissist. Victim nkor,victim ni.



So are you saying you can't think for yourself?
Mtcheew!!

Forgiveness is not automatic, neither is it your entitlement.

This your post show that you are not sorry
Romance › Re: What I Noticed About Women And Child Birth Now by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:44am On Feb 21, 2023
Solocoin:
If you also observe well you'll know alot of women use to died with baby during labour. Nobody induced anyone to do surgery. Alot of women prefer surgery than the pushing method so that their V won't loose.
v doesn't loose after labor.
Romance › Re: What I Noticed About Women And Child Birth Now by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:43am On Feb 21, 2023
Hendrixky:
I noticed something now

That surgical operation methods of putting to bed by women don increase compared to the old methods of child expulsion

Una dey think wetin I dey think

He be like say all these hospital and doctors dey induced women with drugs to make sure that this women becomes weak from the beginning so that at the time of labour they will have no choice than give in for surgical operation

Don't tell me our women are now naturally weak

Anyway my observation though
More women died during and after childbirth then than now when surgery was not as available as it is now.
It can be better. The maternal and infant mortality rate in Nigeria is still high compared to other countries.

No woman or child ought to make appointment with heaven because of Belle and all that follows.
Travel › Re: Commercial Bus In Lagos Uses POS For Collecting Fares (Video) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:30am On Feb 21, 2023
CommonSense1967:
I'm yet to see , visit or hear of any country where people don't have access to cash if they want it.
In all the countries that I have been to including the US, UK, most of Europe, Asia and Middle east, there is not once single country where they make you go cashless by force. NONE.
There are ATMs on every corner in the US and all countries that I know. You can get cash anytime you want as long as you have the funds in your account.
This is an asinine policy supported by Obi and his mumu crew only because they told them that it will stop Tinubu.
Well, when Tinubu wins next weekend, I wonder what they will blame it on.
something similar is actually happening in Lebanon and people are robbing banks to withdraw cash from their accounts
Politics › Re: Northern Muslims In Anambra Recout How Obi Brought Them Food During Ramadan by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:01pm On Feb 19, 2023
plusfield:
The truth is that most of the things being said against Peter Obi are lies. If you truly dig into the life of Peter obi, you will be blown away with the goodness of this man's heart. That's why the children of darkness will always fabricate and spread lies. They know that if they were to stick to the facts against him, they wont have anything against the man
you know that pic is fake right?
Food › Re: Where Can I Buy This Type Of Container In Lagos? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:24pm On Feb 16, 2023
xjxibozrge:
Hi,

It's a Plastic Container with an Aluminium cover. Please where can I buy it in Lagos?

Thanks.
ojota
Romance › Re: Who Else Noticed This New Feature On Nairaland by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:33pm On Feb 16, 2023
🤪🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍆
Romance › Re: Lady Threatens Ex-lover Who Married Someone Else After She Sponsored Him Abroad by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:57am On Feb 14, 2023
Jeon:
Understand sarcastic please.
I always do with that.
sorry.
Didn't know.

It's all good
Romance › Re: Lady Threatens Ex-lover Who Married Someone Else After She Sponsored Him Abroad by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:56am On Feb 14, 2023
Jeon:
Men love and respect the builders.
No they don't.

This is why ladies don't want to build with you.

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