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saphiere:
Rotarian advises broke unmarried guys to get married. According to him, "some women hold the key to success".

He quoted a Bible verse which says; "He who finds a wife finds a good thing".

that that is how poverty is transmitted from generation to generation

smile11s:
Even the current general hospitals no get levels and you’re upgrading more shit hole hospitals to be called general hospitals. Yeye dey smell

Go and build your own

sirjamesjnr:
. I will take up the challenge someday. Thanks anyway

Ehen!!

Do you really want us to do this?


Don't forget about the jollof spaghetti when we met.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Be it not today, but definitely someday
Be it not in pain, but definitely some way
we all shall depart earth and hopefully meet again.

Dear Amelian, In the morning of 25th of February around 4am, I saw a thread about Victorian. That name alone made me wish earnestly it wasn't you before I clicked on it. I called the number posted, but a husky voice picked it and broke the heart-wrenching news to me.

You see, life is strange. Some days before I came across that thread, I had a mild yet intense memory about my 100/200 level days when you gave me your bbm pin and we chatted. Strange isn't it? A Nairalander mentioned same too. And the reason why I am writing this to you is because I feel you may hear it.

The first time I chatted you, I didn't believe you were Nigerian. I even thought it was a man using a Chinese picture. I asked for more pictures and you told me to wait till the next day. The next day you sent me pictures of you in a tailoring shop with some girls in the back ground.

I remembered telling you you were beautiful and would love to meet you. I remembered calling you all to no avail but later when I got back in touch with you, you said your Blackberry was stolen. I feel I never tried enough to see you. I feel like I didn't take the chances I had to meet you or maybe academics and life got too heavy on me. I feel maybe if I had met you, you would be perfectly ok.

One thing that was clear about you was being a kind and free soul. A lady who wasn't obsessive about pride. A gentle lady, A lady willing to listen to a voice she'll never meet. But you still listened and talk to me with a smile eventhough I was way younger. After all these years, I remember your smile over the phone more clearly than ever.

Wherever you are right now
Do not tarry, do not despair
For you are above death and fear.
You are above cold and loneliness.
May wherever your soul journey, be that of everlasting comfort. And may the powers behind the plane you are right now guide you right.

Good night Victorian

I miss her

indadi:
My Dad called me this evening to tell me the essence of praying. The thing is that I don't believe praying solves anything Atleast to me. the day I stopped believing and started working more on myself, I found out that things started getting better for me than those who goes to the Church and Mosques.

When I think about a lot of things I have read and what I have experienced I feel like I have always been deceived all my life.

The Pastors and Prophets with their fake miracles or the Boko Haram and their suicide with the reasons of going to heaven to get virgins.

I currently live with them though I plan on moving to my own place by the end of this year or early next year.

I really want to tell them in a polite way so they can accept my way.

My Dad won't accept this, as he believes that it is God or nothing.

Do you really need to tell them?

You are an adult..

Tell them once and never bring it up again

treatise:
Good morning Nairalanders, my is son is 12years old and in JSS 3 and has been adjudged to have high grasping ability by teachers and those he's interacted with but we have made several efforts to make him have interest in his academics ; he does not have any interest. We started giving lesson teachers when he turned 3 years but he particularly does not do well in math whereas he does wonders with his laptop.

A corps member who was teaching him math casually introduced Coding to him, copied some introductory steps to his laptop and left town. Since then he's been playing with the ebooks the corps member left for him and that informed my decision to employ the services of a computer engineer who was wowed by my son's level of advancement in coding ; he's built a couple of websites though rudimentary in my consideration.

It's a fact that almost all courses in universities require math as a prerequisite in getting admission; I kindly need your advice on best approach(es) in solving this challenge.

Thanks so much great people.

your son is on to something. Unless you are sending him to school abroad, schooling in nigeria, is a big scam

Not perfect, but not bad either, but surprisingly good for my mental and physical health

placeofallure:
My hospital bill experience....

I was pregnant and had life threatening complications. I was on referral to this big government hospital. I was a bit weak and could barely stand for few minutes. The pregnancy was just a couple of months old, wasn't showing yet. When my family (husband, mum, sister and brother) dropped me at the hospital, they were looking for where to get the card and other stuff but me I walked with the lil strength in me to the emergency section. I handed the referral letter to the nurse on duty, she read and asked me where is the person. I told her it was me. She was shocked and swung into action. She made a bed quickly, made me lie on it, fix the drip and all. Remember, nobody had billed me, I haven't even consulted with any doctor, she also didn't see anybody with me.

When my people sorted out the formalities, registration and all, they came to the emergency and saw me already receiving treatment. They said doctors will see me shortly. It was a weekend so we waited a while. The doctors came and said my kind of ectopic pregnancy was rare. They'd try two possible options for surgery, if one doesn't work, the other would. The pregnancy had to go. It was painful. I read up their diagnosis on Google, 0.02% of people had ever presented with it. Rare indeed!

They booked me for surgery the following day, they didn't ask for Kobo. The surgery was successful but I needed time to recuperate. I was there for another ten days. Each time my husband asked about the bill, they'd say they know we'd pay. I'd laugh inside. What made these people so sure? We did pay eventually. No baby and still had to part with about 200k. I knew I got to heaven's gate and really wanted to enter But I thank God ultimately for life.

The beauty of this is the promptness to save life. They didn't place premium on money first, yet it was a government hospital. Before I got admitted there, I knew nobody but the treatment I got was top notch.

Lagos Island Maternity!!!

the baby factory.

Good times working there

Callmegerald2:
I recently welcomed a son. The bill wey follow this boy is well over N220,000, this is aside baby clothing, diapers, wipes, cot, bathing kit, hanger and so many other stuff, which gulped at least N100,000. The thing shock me.

Wetin man go do nah? For this Buhari times... What needs to be done gat to be done.

next time oga!!

Wear a condom.

chloride6:
I literally Bleep the land with my slender metal penis



If I do a good job, I don't cum. If I do a bad job, I cum.

you drill boreholes for a living

Totleowi:
I harvest little human beings and welcome them to this shithole!

obstetrician

Empressgifted:
I ensure poisons are given at the right quantity, at the right time, for the right duration to people that deserve it.

magnificent.

Pharmacist, nurse or doctor

SamuelLoch:

I no understand this your meaning of fall o...
Money dey fall down everyday? As in 24/7?

he's a robber

I tell people they're sick and pump them with the right kind of poison to make them believe they feel better

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

Cunnilingus:
Bro don't bulge. No DNA NO Money. That child isn't yours.

Few years ago I had a fling it resulted in a pregnancy. The lady in question was in love with me but I wasn't. When she told me she was pregnant I told I had doubts but will do my part till the baby is born then we go for the DNA. Well I actually forgot about the DNA. When the baby was 3 months this girl called me and asked that we go for the DNA within the week. On the said date she was there already waiting for me. Fortunately the boy was mine. Now am in love and planning to marry her

Mstick:
It all depends on the bride and her budget.

The weddings I know about including mine, I only sponsored my chief bridesmaids outfit i.e material and sewing, but the order ladies in the train I gave them the material and a style.

Giving how expensive things are she can just do it to support her friend.

if she doesn't have money she better discuss with the bride

onlyhope:
Why would the bride sponsor her bridesmaids? The dress they would be wearing are they not the ones using it after the event? Wedding event of just 2-5 hours max na him you dey worry yourself? The bride (or groom) can sponsor if s/he's rich anyway.

see ehn,most of those bridesmaids dresses are never worn again after the wedding.

please has anyone tried going to a commercial bank to do this? what was their experience?

KwealthFX:
New Release

what of women's shoes and heels

This thread is littered with zombies

09093844395

How much for stickers

That bible regurgitating hypocrite called righteousness

Amatarasha

Expensive sh!t!! Literally.

Dagundo:
I need advice guys. I had sex with this girl 2 weeks ago. I didn't use protection but I'm good at pulling out so I wasn't bothered about cumming inside her.

We had penetrative sex 4 times over the space of 12 hours. The first time was very painful for her and I took my time. I finally broke through her hymen. Second time she was on top of me but it didn't last long cos she was a novice and didn't know much about riding dick.

Third time was better and the sex lasted longer. Fourth time was also long. But I didn't cum in any of those times.

Now she claims to be pregnant and she claims that I'm the only guy that has ever entered her. I'm very confused because I didn't ejaculate inside her.

She checked her calenders and realized that when we had sex was her ovulation period. Even at that, I don't cum inside her so I don't know what she's talking about.

She's 21 years old and she's a responsible, decent girl from a good home. She's been keeping herself for this long so I doubt she'll sleep with someone else within days of losing her virginity, but still I can't explain the pregnancy thing

uncle, there's something called Precum. You can still impregnate a woman before ejaculation.

Uncle go and hustle to pay for antenatal care and pampers. You are about to be a father

CsRockefeller:
I'm open to hearing your thoughts. Like I said, I don't see the non-virgins any less than I see virgins, but I prefer one who is a Virgin because of my kinda person.

Get married first na!!

Every mallam to his kettle

EXLOVER:
The most annoying of them all, are those group of girls holding that plastic rechargeable hand fan.


They always feel they have made it in life.

Makeup gats stay on fleek.

We don't want everyone's body each and hall poor ventilation to melt it

CsRockefeller:
Nope. Just had sex this year with a call girl and that was even a mistake.

now I understand.

It's your type that comes to my office once in a while with their newly wedded virgin wife in need of sex advice.

A case of the single advicing the married. But Imma Keep my mouth shut

Oga!! Abort mission

zyphr:
I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend since September 2019. I intend to marry her.
The problem is that, I don't desire her sexually. Any intimate touch from her feels like the touch from a blood sister. Very uncomfortable.
She is a strict Christian with a policy of no premarital sex. So we have never had sex except for occasional kissing and romance which I sometimes initiate.
However, since January this year, I lost sexual attraction towards her and I avoid even simple touches. In fact, last Sunday we were walking down the street and when she placed her arms round my shoulder, I stylishly evaded it. I don't feel like this towards every other woman.

I'm currently not seeing any other lady but I have had sexual flings with two different ladies including an ex.

Question is: Is sexual attraction/desire neccesary for marriage? Is it normal not to feel sexually attracted to your partner? Can this be a basis for break up as I fear it might persist in marriage and make me cheat on her.

donbenie:
Women are protected from having heart problems early in life..
Because of natural reproductive hormones..
Like Estrogen and Progesterone..
These tends to protect them from heart related diseases..
That is until menopause..
Then they lose the protection of these hormones..
And become susceptible to heart diseases just like males..
By then many men done already die,from the effects of years of heart damages..

Hmm

Dabronze:
My question if it was a boy that is the minor a matter like this do you think the woman would be charge for defiling the boy.

yes, they would charge the woman

GrandFinale2021:
seems the OP is no more interested in the relationship anymore.
You should be able to code this and move on with your life but you wouldn't cos your obsession for him has blinded your sense of reasoning

stop looking for meaning vwhere there's none