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Thelannister:
So i will just go straight to the point.

After I took a blunt today, i suddenly felt like revenging and correcting some particular wrongs.

3yrs ago I and my friend went to another friend shop, it’s a barbing salon, around 7:30pm some guys like 6 in numbers, just came from behind, started hitting my friend, immediately it’s my instinct to always defend my own, even before listening to my friend story, so I enter the fight, broke some bottles and they pounded on me, he was able to run and escape, but for me they really got my grip. They messed me up a lot, this was a street I’ve been for over 6hrs.

After few minutes, some elderly person who know me for street beg on my behalf, stopped them, the guy who lead them to the spot, call his boys and he said to me, MR commando I Dey carry you go oooo, cos I hit him first with a stool, I didn’t realize he lead them there, he slapped me twice then said he heard my friend calling their girl this evening while passing, unfortunately we’ve just left an examination hall, and I and my friend, we stayed outside till 7pm before we could reach home, it was because we had to charge our phones against reading for night, that’s was why we went to charge. I can’t believe that was their excuse, they could have killed Us that day.

I’m sorry it’s getting long already, pls I will try to short it now.
That night I was lucky to run away, while they were still planning to extradite me away lol…….I’ve never fight anyone in a space of ten yrs before that day, I wasn’t a tout, I’m neither cold nor hot tempered. But that night I felt like going to the station to report, unfortunately I was told the guy that lead them was an Eye confraternity number 2 and he’s also an inspector, funny enough I don lose totally, if I try to make a move on it then I’m dead.
I was so pained to the extent I went in search for what could kill all the boys at once, I really want them dead for real, i and friend was so pained. But no one to help.

I’ve been smoking for many years even before the incident, but tonight, I remembered the incident, and I felt a very strong urge to get my revenge back, I still remember the guy name I can find out how to locate him, I have everything I needed to get him down and pay bitterly, that my friend is now in overseas, I only need someone to give me support then it’s a go, I want to be sure I’m not over reacting, I really want to get the man down before he destroy someone else life.
Pls who have been in this shoe, pls don’t come here and start judging me for exposing certain aspect of my life here, cos I want to be open and honest cos I need matured advise here, I really want to destroy this guy for real, I really want to.
And to add to it I and myself friend agreed to make it in life and get back this revenge.
I will call him now to remind him,

And if you are the guy who lead them that night and you reading this, be alerted, you might lose something soon, I’m coming for you.


Your advice can bounce in niggas

Boss if you have at least 10 million naira in your bank account then I can guess you will not need to post this long story you would have executed your enemy by now...but since you are telling this story and needing support then I can guess you are poor (net worth less than 10 million naira), powerless (no economic, political or spiritual prowess) and you are ofcourse puerile...3 deplorable Ps. Dude you need to leave this war you want to start for now and get power. Make money. Become influential. Be in control of the 3 Ms, man, money and machinery, and I assure you your enemy will be one of your subjects licking your shoes and when your day of revenge comes it will be sweeter than an orgasm! But I am sure when you attain such a height, you would have risen to the point of being a lion that is not interested in a fight with the rat that insulted him years ago...you should not be angry with the guys who attacked you, you should be angry with poverty, powerlessness and purposelessness!

Klass99:
Lol , you're just determined to be a jackass.

First of all, how married couples claim their spouse raped them is beyond me. Do their bodies not belong to each other?

There are exceptional cases where forced intercourse can be inappropriate and rightly classified as rape.

In a marriage where there's recurring domestic violence and the abuser forces intercourse with the victim, I can see how that will be classified as rape.

Coming back to this thread, I am curious (so pls educate me) how does a man who says he is tired and not in the mood, still able to get it up? Enough to produce a hard-on, which his wife used to penetrate herself?

Are you saying, the human dick has a mind of its own and it controls its owners? You're the logical gender o! How can a small part of your entire being be ruling you like this nah?

Don't rise to the occasion and perhaps you will not be raped. A woman can't rape you if you don't give her an erection to play with.

Talk to your pikin (the one in-between your legs) tell him not to wake up, no matter the provocation abi na seduction - show him who's the boss. IF you're truly not in the mood.

yea...so if a husband investigates his wife's small letter 'o' and finds that it has evolved to capital letter 'O' it is so wet, leaking all kinds of juices, that is the cue to fire down abi...after all if she is not asking for it she won't be all wet and set. So in such a case would you say the human hole has a mind of its own and it controls its owners? How can a small part of your entire being be ruling you like this nah? Don't get wet and slippery and perhaps you will not be raped. A man can't rape you if you don't get all wet and slippery for his dick to convenient enter with unimaginable ease. Talk to your pikin (the leaking hole in-between your legs) tell her not to salivate no matter the provocation abi na seducation - show her who's boss. If you're truly not in the mood.

fati2001:
yes. I agree

good luck with that!

pocohantas:
I think the official breakup is usually just formalities, because before that happens, one person drifts first. The other person is left trying to fix it or just marking time for when you finally pull the plug. It is highly possible she already knows what you have up your sleeves, but she is playing it cool, so the breakup/divorce doesn’t come from her. She may even move on faster than you.

How fast you move on is up to you. Some people start moving on before the official breakup. Some after. Just make sure you learn your lessons. The whole fault can’t be from the other party. You should have yours, even if they are “positive faults”. Make the next better than the first. It would be disastrous to fail again and again…

I check out right there in the relationship, that is after talking (and trying to fix it). It starts with reduced communication and intolerance. Don’t be surprised if I get married the next day.

If you ask me, I will say men (humans) are basically the same. They all come with their degree of stress. By the time you are with another person, you will understand my point. If it isn’t so bad, if she is willing, I will advise you fix it. It is marriage you are talking about, not boyfriend-girlfriend.

More often than not they fail and fail again because their reasons for ending their marriage are almost always based on their perceived faults of the other party...and I use the word "perceived" very carefully here because in those cases what is "perceived" as a fault may not really be a fault but could be a perception borne out of one's selfish desires/expectations being met. This attitude will most likely follow them into their next relationship and another divorce will come up rather quickly...we must all accept that we are all humans with flaws and weaknesses. Some flaws are putrid and malignant and some flaws are manageable. Nevertheless flaws are flaws and we all are expected to work on them, grow and evolve to make marriage sustainable but fleeing a marriage because your desires/expectations were not met will lead to many other divorces in the future!

Klass99:
You again? Abeg rest!

It was a funny narrative to me and is an interesting thread, don't turn it into a gender war, an us versus them fiasco.

Rest abeg!

Yes, it's me again. ...na funny narrative now, make e be say na man do this thing na e no go funny...you go get time for gender war!

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

Do things to drop his blood sugar and blood pressure to acceptable levels. You need to have a BP/blood sugar checker to keep tabs of this because they are key indicators of sexual performance. He also needs to boost his testosterone and there are some supplements that can help. Supplements like Hot Goat Weed (HGW), Tongkat Ali, Ginseng, Tribulus...I leaned that HGW asides from increasing libido and boosting testosterone, it also works to reduce blood pressure (if it is too high). Perhaps you want to investigate these supplements. Good luck to you and your husband. You are a good woman trying to help her husband and I pray your husband is very much like this towards you too.

Klass99:
This topic and post is so funny I can't stop laughing

but it will no longer be funny if it were a husband doing that to a wife...so much for gender equality!

fati2001:
rape is rape. whether married or not.

Yea, so let's prosecute spouses for raping spouses...

Aboks:
Is he a vegetable

Just asking

if he were a vegetable his d**k won't be hard enough for the woman to penetrate herself...

Richy4:
Nice Decision ..... what about you sir.. Are you a virgin in body, heart and in Character?

It's not my fault that ladies have a hymen...GOD did that way for a reason. Any lady who allows herself to be used and re-used and over-used is on her own because most of the very same guys who over-used her will eventually seek out and marry a virgin...So I will not be the fool who will marry the leftovers of other guys while those same guys seek out and marry virgins. I am not blameless in this area but that did not stop me from seeking out and marrying a virgin. Over-used ladies are good as girlfriends but virgins are best as wives...it's that simple! I have heard countless sorry tales involving sexually experienced ladies and I most certainly would not like to have a marriage with a sorry ending. So ladies who want to have fun in their 20s should keep having fun and keep ruining their lives in the name of having fun but as for me I will not take responsibility for the foolish life choices of a lady...

Lamanii22:
What if your virgin wife cheats on you.... Non-virgins were ones virgins too..... Stop making the virgin wife seem like a perfect wife....

For where? A true virgin is a blank slate...bro, you can experiment with your life by marrying a sexual experienced lady and tell us the outcome!

Klass99:
However people choose to live their lives offline is none of my concern BUT I will always support adoption over abortion.

I will not pry about the pregnancy nor the reasons for putting up their baby for adoption - like I said adoption is a good thing, for several reasons I won't go into.

Gosh, the constant display of pessimism and Pharisee attitude on NL is exhausting.

Lol! You will surely be among those castigating those who make a living out of getting pregnant and putting up the child for adoption. I agree it has its benefits and I agree it is better than abortion but just like abortion, putting up a child for adoption has the effect of helping ladies get away with terrible life choices. We need to properly educate our ladies about what it means to get pregnant, the responsibility it comes with and the implications it has for the child...it is selfish thinking you can just spread your legs, get pregnant, abort the child or have the child and put him or her up for adoption. The pharisees had one problem, they were masters of the law but were slaves to themselves and the same goes for anyone who is intent on bypassing responsibility. Abortion and adoption are both not necessarily bad under the right circumstances but when both become a ploy to escape responsibility it becomes evil!

Tirinng:
I chose to write this at this time of the night because there will be few people online and before they start insulting me it'll be morning.
I can write all my life story to show the reason for this my post but people that won't believe still won't believe, so let me just safe myself the stress and I don't want sympathizing, I have accepted my faith.
I have to pay a loan of 30,000 in August 17. I have seen many people get insulted when they beg for help but I am not begging. I want to have a one night stand with anyone, whether male or female for the 30,000. Benefit is that I am a virgin, location is Lagos but I will travel anywhere. Thank you.

At the end of the day helping to raise the money isn't an issue but trust is...with 30 people contributing a paltry 1000 naira the money will be raised but no one would like to give money to anyone on a faceless forum for a purpose that could entirely different from what we see here...If trust is cleared, it is easy to plead with friends to drop 1k if they can and before you know what us you may raise even more than 30k. However I think you can stoop low enough to raise the 30k without going so low as to sell your virginity to raise 30k. You can walk to neighboring buildings and ask to clean their compounds for a small fee. You can visit neighbors and ask to do their laundry for a small fee. You can walk to a provision store and ask to help them market their product for a small fee. You would not have exhausted options like these before you find mercy...but accepting to destroy your life, which is worth more than 30 quadrillion dollars, in exchange for 30 thousand naira is what I call "demon logic" ...I am not saying you are a demon or you are possessed by one but you are most certainly, unwittingly, listening to one and this is the logic they whisper into the ears of the gullible before their final demise... be wise!

Pecoleee345:
Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6653469/another-marriage-crash

So over last weekend.... I called family meeting my mum, elder brother and I went to my wife parents house... her family members were present.

They wanted to resolve things between us but no one gave a Bleep about me....they asked her to speak and she said alot of things both truth and lies.

I was lambasted from both sides and I let them finished properly before dropping the bomb......I looked into her eyes straight up and told her am divorcing you.

They were all stunned.... they were now interested in my side of the story.

I decided not to say anything.....am not the type that bad mouth people to score points or look good (my ex-wife is very good at that)....I just told her family to demand the truth from her.

My advice to young men.

1. Make sure u know the background of the lady u wanna get involved with....the way of life etc.

The mistake I made was not evaluating her background...... We came from completely different backgrounds....eg where she comes from people talking crazy and shouting at one another isn't a big deal but me it was a Taboo infact in my parents' house u can't talk with high tones for normal discussions.

2. See forget love and looks...... Make sure you know the main reason she wants to marry you.

I know she loves me but she had another motive which is am meant to give her everything she wants in Life.... She had that mind set of her responsibilities is totally dependent on me.

She told me she can only spare or borrow me money towards doing anything in the house but it is my duty to provide anything she wants even the riddicules ones.

3. For your peace of mind stay away from most ladies raised by single mothers because most her poison to hate men right from teens by their mother.

They are mostly insecure....they believe all men cheat and can never trust.
Comes with mad jealousy

They mostly have anger issue.... they will tell you I don't take shit... trying to show they are strong and can't take what their mother took despite you not doing any shit.....they want to have say in everything just to show you are equal.

They are always quick to be on the defensive
Just to mention a few

I once told my wife am not like your father when I couldn't take the policing, sneaking and threat anymore.

See as a man no one gives a shit about you..... people are sympathetic towards the female and expect you to take whatever she throws at you but you need your peace of mind.
The society has made it possible for women to get away with lot of things.

If you found a woman you want to marry please put love aside and get to really know her background well......cohabit with her for 6month......lastly even if you don't have money, please borrow and go for comprehensive medical check up with her.... (check your sperm count and the state of her womb) please.

The bolded does not guarantee anything. How many women will you cohabit with before finding your true spouse. If you are not careful you will cohabit with 100 women before meeting your wife because virtually every woman has one issue or the other. Medical check-up does not mean you may not encounter medical issues after marriage. And that you have no medical issues does not automatically translate to a happy marriage. As far as I am concerned, know who you are, find your match, be prepared to love her and stand by her, be sure she has the same mentality and you will enjoy your marriage no matter the storm life throws at your marriage!

Lamanii22:
Why not look for other qualities.... Virginity should be the least or an additional quality.... Just look for a good woman, someone you can tolerate...

Lol! Virginity should be the least? Look for a good woman, abi? A good woman with 30 EXs, right? By the time you are 70, your good wife would have been so good to the neighbors, friends, bosses, etc and made you father children that are not yours...

Skyview01:
Hello guys, what's the hype about a lady being a virgin or not at time of marriage.
Do you think it a big deal.? Does it really matter?
For me, I prefer a lady with tons of sexual experience versus a novice.
What do you guys think?

Omo it is a big deal ohh. How can you privatize a public utility? A sexually experienced lady will have tons of EXs who in turn can at any time become the father of your children...If she is not a virgin in body, heart and character, I am not interested. I cannot marry refurbished olosho and spend a lifetime raising the children of her customers!

Klass99:
Bukkie, I found her thread, see the link below. Her username is SummerBloom

https://www.nairaland.com/6605271/wish-adopt-child#102776348

Holla @ her and see where it all leads to.

Adoption is a good thing and not a bad thing, don't think or feel like you're doing a terrible thing, you're not.

Good luck with whatever you decide las las

Soon enough wicked people will make a business out of this. Getting pregnant indiscriminately or in an illicit affair and putting the child up for adoption when they get caught, thrown out of their matrimonial home and cannot fend for the children...

Karlovych:
Despite his conversion and fasting he was still killed inside his church which is supposed to be a refuge according to the holy book, RIP to him and may his family have the strength to bear the loss. Abrahamic religions won't save you

Your stupidity is worthy to be praised...so the pastor is to live for ever and ever because he is a Christian. Monumental idiots like you fail to see that religion, sects, cults and even atheism are all older than the earliest civilisations so how did Westerners create Christianity when it started with a man whose nativity dates back to ancient Sumeria...you mumu is dynamic, unbeatable and unparalleled.

dre11:
‘How Abba Kyari edited Facebook post on Hushpuppi connection 12 times before finally deleting post' - Gimba Kakanda



https://dailynigerian.com/how-abba-kyari-edited-facebook/

In Nigeria, a total idiot can become the president, he or she just has to know people! Dazzal!

Staphylococcus:
Was this a personal investigation?

You didn't state such product should be kept out of the reach of children. Certain is written on it.

Hello! There is no way management won't face charges. Infact, the girls family can sue the management of that company.

It's pure ignorance, lack of responsibility and negligence to product and safety rules.

What goes around does definitely come around...be careful because a 9 year old could catch you breaching those same safety rule, burn down your multimillion naira business that is funded partly by a loan you are yet to defray and sue you for negligence and lack of responsibility...the rules are easy to spout and apply when they are applied the others!

tesseract:
I hope you can see that you don't have sense...is this a murder case? Your instance is put of point.

Be careful dude, a 9 year old may burn your credentials, burn your down your wardrobe and destroy the very device you are using to type this load of crap...your reasoning is fish-like!

ivolt:
He is not going anywhere as long as he continues to decimate violent criminals.
Nigeria stands by its productive citizens.

How foolish art thou...you see sey FBI dey find person you declare am a productive citizen...perhaps you also belong to the clique of "productive citizens" who are openly productive in hypocrisy and secretly productive in crime...FBI is coming for yall!

tesseract:
These guys have been trying really hard to rope in her mother in the crime. The mother is totally oblivious of what her daughter did if not they would have escaped from the scene.

So let me get some people straight...a child commits a misdemeanor and the next thing is to accuse the mother? What sort of "Nigerian Police" Mentality is this?

Some punk was even saying the girl should be killed...seriously

Emotions are running high... Yes. But let's be objective; if you have dealt with children before, you'll know that Satan can minister to them sometimes...I'm not in anyway absolving the girl, I'm just saying there is no crime by proxy in this matter...at least not yet, until the girl comes out to say my mummy told me to do it.

I still cant believe that the replies and comments I'm reading are coming from "smart" people. Anyway, a big supermarket like this must have insurance, and with a good lawyer they should be able to make full claims.

If a 9 year was sent to kill every member of your family except you and he or she succeeded you will be part of the "smart" people who will call for the speedy execution of the murderer. You will forget immediately that "satan can minister to 9 year olds sometimes" and you will likely be somewhere wishing you could erase the entire lineage of that child from existence...see mumu talk!

Staphylococcus:
Now go the root cause. Who sells gas cylinders inside a supermarket?

That tells you the management has been insane for a long while and such situation was guaranteed to happen..

Your reasoning is questionable...that incendiary stuff was present in the supermarket was not the cause of the fire. The cause of the fire was a little girl who was sent to commit arson. Whoever did this knew that the young girl could not be put in a cell if caught. What if this is a gas dispensing station? What if this is a petrol filling station? What if this is an ordinance depot? Even in the absence of incendiary material in this shop, this girl could have cleverly tucked a smart bomb in the sole of her shoes that could be detonated remotely...If this girl is released and there is no further investigation expect more crimes to be perpetrated by 9 year olds. More assassinations, bombings, arson, burglary, theft and murders will be conducted by 9 year olds if this child along with those who sponsored this arson are not properly punished!

LagosNissan:
Good day!


I want to know if it's right to hide one's achievements like educational, monetary etc because one wants to find true love.



Does it make any sense?


Would a woman be considered bad for rejecting you, if you said you squat with your brother whereas you own a house?

Or that you didn't attend a university whereas you did?

Or that you you didn't have a job whereas you did?

Note that all these are in a bid to test if she is a wife material.

Is it wrong for women to insist on certain things like wealth, educational background, etc?






That's a good one there. I guess Nollywood championed this narrative and took it to a ridiculous level where a prince or son of a rich man will pretend to be poor or a gate man to find " true love."

The effect of this narrative is that it demonises it when people get attracted to you because of your wealth, achievements etc. But then like you said, these things form part of your personality as a person and will influence how a partner nay a woman views you.


The daughter of a professor could resolve to marry only a graduate or a rich man. That would make her proud among her family and friends.

Would you blame her if she rejects you because you denied or hid being a graduate or claim poor?

Is it wrong for her to insist on these things? Does it make her a gold digger?

Dude, listen and listen good. A woman that will not partake in your suffering but wants to enjoy your success will dig your grave faster than your village people...I assure you. A woman that does not join you in paying the price of success will give your prize to strangers who will mock your stupidity!

...this goes to every fool who believe a person's past has nothing to do with the person's future...

richmond500:
Its cool to pay tithes in churches cos the church will use it to enlarge and win more souls for God, but is that enough, should we let the NGO's, widows, needy and orphanage to rot?

Cos Matt.25 Jesus told us the criteria for judgement and its not amount of tithe u pay or people u convert into chritianity, a Muslim that shows unconditional love is eternity worthy than a bittered tribalistic christian that never missed paying his tithe

Have you considered paying tax to the church? It is up to GOD to decide who HE will let into Heaven but HE has also provided several criteria for getting into Heaven. Jesus Himself said: He that believes and is baptized shall be saved, but he that does not believe shall not be saved (Mark 16:16). Jesus Himself told His disciples to be witnesses of Jesus unto the uttermost part of the earth (Act 1:8 ). GOD anticipated naysayers like you and HE inspired Paul to write 1 Corinthians 9:13-14:

Surely you know that the men who work in the Temple get their food from the Temple and that those who offer the sacrifices on the altar get a share of the sacrifices. In the same way, the Lord has ordered that those who preach the gospel should get their living from it. GNB Version

Yes, we are to give to the poor. There is a reward for such behavior but this does not render null and void the timeless word of the LORD concerning giving to the hospitality of the ministers of GOD who have no other means of livelihood other than the very gospel they preach. Does this mean there are no fake ministers like Diotrephes, Judas Iscariot, Korah, Dathan, Abiram, Gehazi, Demas, Nicholas and other ministers whose belly is their god? No, there are fake ministers but we must not destroy the work of the LORD in the name of destroying the evil ones. If the mighty GOD Jesus Christ recommended that we let the tares and wheat grow together lest we harm the wheat (Matthew 13:25-30), then who are we to lump all ministers into the same mold!

MrBrownJay1:
come on bro, its well documentated in the bible that he was married to ONE wife but had 8 children by 3 different women (Sarah, Hagar, Keturah)... so yes Abraham was a confirmed fornicator who had sex with women that he was NOT married to, yet was never punished for his "supposed" sin.

Yet Moses killed an Egyptian, committed murder, and God didnt punish him for it. Yet Jacob married two sisters and God said nothing. An entire community was raided, men killed, women were killed save the virgins alone and the virgins were abducted and forced to become the wives of the men of Benjamin and God said nothing. The daughters of Lot slept with him after getting him drunk and God said nothing. An older prophet made a younger prophet believe in a lie until the younger prophet was destroyed...yet God said nothing. That God is silent when we act does not mean He approves what we do. No matter how liberal you may be you will not marry two sisters, slaughter a whole community to steal their daughters for wives, kill a person, sleep with your mom or dad after getting her/him drunk...you will never even dream of doing these evils but if you do, God will keep watching you in silence until His time comes...and whether we like it or not His time is coming and those who crucified Him will see Him and despair.

Bigredmachine:
9 out of every 10 Nigeria girl is a Hoe as u called it

Mehn that's a disastrous statistic if true!

Bigredmachine:
OP from where i stand... nah sorry i fit tell you... Your wife or partner is on her way out

Now, you claim you hardly go 2nd round after ejaculation, you need to do something about this one, after 1st half if even it means taking drugs to fire up for 2nd half do...

No woman I repeat no woman would ever tell u how good or bad u are in bed, of course there's no medal to be given, but for u not to be able to go at least 40 mins - 1 hours, she will be tempted to look elsewhere...

Woman no dey joke with miniminiwanawana matters o, u better buckle up or else u will lose her Completely

you will experience this if you married a hoe...I wonder how one will marry a hoe and expect to keep her...

PataAlhajaKeji:
I'm an advocate of feminism.

I'm a feminist too.

Women shouldn't be subjugated in the name of marriage.

As a matter of fact, women shouldn't change their surnames, all in the name of marriage.

I wish her a blissful married life.

Speak for yourself and not for women as a whole...what other women choose to do is their business.

CodeTemplar:
Will you be willing to take a part of the end of year profit if it reads a negative value?

Don't mind them...they can easily say this now because they have been SAPArified. Let serious money enter their hand and they open a business the same persons will go back on their earlier position.