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hotwax:
I don do many single mothers...so hold it there. It can never be as tight as other girls again.

Even the mumu men claimin is dck size.. they always running after virgins and girls with few body counts...

Dont mind their yeye hypocrisy..

Yes pssy can slack...One of my ex who did DnC abortion pssy never becom normal again...

I still have few ones I dated for years with normal pssy. No change in size noticed

By now, you would have lost count of women your were busy sampling when your mates are busy achieving success, you are busy sampling pusy size for before and after

Na you go tire

hotwax:
Once baby pass that hole, eh no dey come back to normal.

Who are u deceiving? Oh armatures? It can only heal back but never be tight again...

The wait, when you marry, you tell your wife what to do if her own doesn't come back to normal

adanny01:
Its not that bad.

I agree with you mostly.

She can have children but i think there is a medical process to select the genotype of a fetus and then implanted in her. Its just expensive.

There is also fetal genotype testing and abortion as a cheaper option but the risk of harming the fetus is a thing of concern.

You are absolutely right, the issue is the cost implications

anonimi:
Please how many people do you know in our country who have done that?

Go to places like, the bridge hospital, Nordicar and the rest

No one will come out openly to tell you how he/she did it

Goodnigga:
why did you say someone can carry their pregnancy? The sperm and the egg are both AS, the womb is a sack to carry the embryo, how is the womb gonna change the genotype?

We still have carriers with a man sperm and a donor egg

The most important thing is that the sperm that fertilises the egg is from the man

Chibukings111:
See advice wey you dey give your fellow human

It's his choice to take it or leave it, go and read again and count the likes

CallMeDrino:
I don't agree.

Love is a chemical reaction that fade away with time.

You don't agree because you have never been privileged to get one

tellwisdom:
Olden days motor. Spits

Even when you can't afford the spear tyre

respect80:
I knew you would respond to this.
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

Have you been monitoring my comment for you to know I will respond to this

respect80:
I knew you would respond to this.
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

Just tell me one reason why you think you know I will respond to this

Besides women are made for men

Developit:
Hi Nairalanders, please I need mature advice on this one.

I met this very beautiful girl I used to crush on during my secondary school days last Friday. We had a brief chat and I later asked for her number. She told me her phone isn't good. The screen damaged, and she can't take calls. I asked if she don't have someone I could call her through.

She said I should give her my number. I did, but wasn't sure she would call me. Throughout that day I was glancing at my phone expecting her call. She never called.

The next day was yesterday being Saturday. I was hanging out with friends at a friends shop when a call came in around 9:37 am. I answered and inquired of the caller and lol and behold it was her.

The area was noisy so I asked if I could call her back in the next 20 minutes. I later called her back an hour later. I didn't want to look desperate.

She was on another call when I called. I tried 3 times and her phone went switched off. I comot my mind for her matter.

About 2 hours later a call came in from another number. I picked and it was her. She said her phone went off, she borrowed phone from a friend and the battery died. Now she's calling from her sisters line.

I said okay and we spoke a little lengthy (I called her back). I told her I used to crush on her back in those days but was very scared to approach her. But now man has wisen up I would like to take her out on a date and get to know what's going on with her life.

She was glad and accepted the date. She told me though she have somewhere to go that yesterday so we need to hang out in the morning or probably evening time. I said tomorrow we tell.

Early morning while I was in bed she called and told me I should come to her place. I was like our place? Your parent nko? Won't the frown?


She told me her mum traveled outside the state, and her dad is off to work and would come back till 7pm. I was happy though surprised she invited me to her place on our first official meeting.

I came she cooked for me and we eat. She bought beverage drink etc. In fact she treated me well.
Then she told me I'm looking handsome these days. (Well, God created me weel. I be fine boy for real.)

Funny thing was when I can she was wearing her night dress. A short and shoulder slim cloth not covering her stomach. She was always touching her breast like it was itching her. She started rubbing her stomach like someone who over-feed.

I made a move and touched her stomach and she acted cool with it. She lay on my laps acting like she's sleepy. (I like her a lot and won't want to go to bed with her on our first meeting)

In fact, a lot happened. But then she begin to complain of being broke. She would say it and say it again. Until I gave her 1,500 cos I really want something seruous with her.

We planned to go to the movies this week, but with her compalin of being broke I have been thinking. Is sh up to something.

Please advice me....

Don't play the fool

Be wise, if she ask you of money again in the next 6 months, don't give her

You have to be sure she wants your money or your love

Don't even sleep her before she will claim you broke her heart

Within the period you won't be giving her money, if she is real age will stay and if she is not real, she will pull out

sinaj:
yea, repeat twice or soak them with detergent before washing

OK thanks

SteveOfu:
My friend needs help with this problem that has been bothering my friend for years now, she grew up with no direction or guardian and it made her to start having sex at the early age because she was doing it in order to put food on the table, her father died earlier and she as the first child had to sacrifice her self to make sure that her siblings didn't suffer much including her mother. The mum was not doing something tangible back then, before the age of 18 she have already done countless abortions... which makes her to be scared of getting married now because what if she can't bear a child now, right now she's in a serious relationship and the guy intends to Marry her, my questions are
1. Should she tell him about the abortions history before getting marriage? she doen't want to drag an innocent person into the Shit she got herself in, she don't want the man to be childless because of her or
2. Should she remain unmarried? So sorry for the long post. No insult please. Her way of life is transformed since she found Jesus and she has begged God for forgiveness and she has also forgiven myself.

Why should she tell her guy her escapades

The good thing is that she has repented and forgiven herself

God will complete the rest for her

sinaj:
its durable, being using one since 2013 and it hasnt developed any fault.

The bad side is that it washes clothes mildly and if you intend using it to wash your kid's cloth, just know that it doesnt wash out stains.

Waooo badly ❓

That's means I have to repeat by washing twice

Ilamina:
my lovely nairaland family

Drop a nice encouraging message for her

You said nothing about her depression and you want us to drop a message for her

You will read messages that may trigger her state of mind

Tell us her problems

fetrillion:
Hello everyone,I'm a married man to a wonderful partner.Our sexual life is cool n perfect.
I was initially sexually inactive before I got wedded but I'm now perfectly active just immediately after my wedding (I still can't understand d sudden change of my system)from 5secs to almost 17-25min
The problem:My wife complains jokingly dat after the first round,I hadly go for the second n this is simply because I get so tired after the first round..so I made her to understand that my first round (25mins) is another man 3rd round...is this assertion correct?..I stand corrected pls.

First round or last round

Satify a woman by helping her to get her orgasm and she will not disturb you

Once she hasn't reached the pick, all you did is a waste of her own time

But the moment she comes, she will get fagged out you too will be free for somedays

Jessyrose:
I am divorced and a mother of two, i need a partner that we can achieve our Canadian dream together.
He must be a widower or divorced from age 37 and above.

roselinejessica306@gmail.com

You have just sold yourself out by mentioning the Canada stuff

All Dick and Harry will flood you

She is telling you what you want to hear

Until you go in and Come out before you can can prove it

imiski:
Oya small size guys come and nag.

Who wants to be identified with it ❓

respect80:
Hey friends, I'm no longer comfortable with the length and height at which ladies go about trying to body shame men on the issue of having small dick. Even though mine falls between big or average, I think it's high time we speak on behalf of our brothers who suffer from such because an injustice to one is an injustice to all. How can a lady at the age of 17 be collecting fvck from every tom, dick and harry within and outside the street only to later come to settle or date one innocent guy and start complaining about small size dick?
Have you ever seen Don Jazzy wearing Korede Bello's shirt? After receiving over sized dicks at a tender age, they will start trying to have their cake back after eating it.

The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidneys, liver through her puxxy.

For fvck sake, who have we offended in this country that everything keeps deteriorating, even puxxies?
The other day, it was a young lady at the age of 18 if not less than, that was describing how sweet married men's dicks are. Even though her fellow ladies clamped down on her telling her that when the hen come home to roost, she would feel the heat of the fire she made while young but she still claimed she doesn't care about such things. Imagine an 18 year old receiving dicks meant for 48 year old. Haba! Haunty, shoe get size na, even okrika get quality.

Dear guys, never allow any girl or woman body shame you over your dick size cos there's no such thing as small dick. If she shamelessly tells you your dick is too small, you also should shamelessly tell her it's her puxxy is too wiiide and deeeep. Don't go and kee yourself for any hoelosho.

You are just consolidating yourself and others who belong to the same category with you

A woman's pussy is elastic by nature and can expand during labour and still close back

No matter the size of a dick, be it big or small, the way you use your dick is what matters you may have a small dick and still use it on a lady the way it will make her hungry for more

You may have a big dick and still use it to injure her that she won't come back to have more

Besides, men with small dick should stick to any girl they broke her virginity, she won't know the difference

Leave women alone with their pussy, it can accommodate all

2papa:
Please I need your advise
My Girl friend had a Child, I love her so much and I want to marry her, as a matter of fact, have gone to see her parents to take list for her Bride Price

We are Both from Delta State and the same LGA. I was transferred to Lagos State March of this Year, Have been in Lagos State since March while she has been in Delta State with her 4 Years old Daughter.

She came to visit me in Lagos on Monday Last week 10th of December 2019 and it is just 1 week and she is telling me she can't wait to go back she is Missing her Daughter.

I wasn't happy with that Statement she Made and have told her when she return to Delta state she shouldn't bother visiting me anymore.

Now my Question and the Help I want from you guys is this.

1. Can her baby bring conflict in our relationship/Marriage.

2. Will she love my Children if we start having babies

3. Should I quit the relationship.

Note: My mum love her so much

Until you get married to her, tgat child is her source of happiness and one of the reasons she us still living

If she birth any child for you, she will love the child also

Some women love children and pay attention to them

She is going to be a good wife and make a good home

But you have to let her know that you are not just marring her alone, you ate also adopting her daughter

Before then, don't be in a hurry, discuss your feelings and fears with her and also let her know that you won't tolerate her neglecting you in this union

Keep observing her because you can't really tell who a wom is until she brings out all her arsenals

chigoizie7:
My own is that the boobs have flat

Is people like you that flattened it

Smart guy

I love this, use your chances at the right time

[quote author=dvine2020 post=84975032][/quote]Thanks dear, these men can make one go astray

But God pass them

dannyla:
I opened a new account to remain anonymous.
This story is a bit long but pls bear with me.

I met this man almost 2yrs ago at an event a friend invited me to. The next week, he collected my number from my friend and called me, we began talking from there and agreed to go on a date. He proposed marriage to me on the first date which I rejected. I told him that I can't marry outside my church and from the little I've heard from him, our life dreams differ. I decided to cut him off from that day and I stayed away for about 3months. Meanwhile he got my friend to introduce him to my sis, mum and another friend who happened to be from his place, I'll call her Grace.
He made them all aware of his intent towards me and my stand and asked for their help to change my mind. Grace became his biggest ally and convinced me to have another date. He asked that we date for a while and see if we can work out our differences. During the date I noticed he has a very hot and quick temper and he listens to gossip a lot so I do tell Gracethat I don't see a future with him but he was too persistent, Grace always had words of encouragement and considering the fact that for some strange reason, it was mainly married men always approach me for a relationship with stories of how they got married to a wrong woman and they are or are almost divorced, dating a single man with no kids was very tempting and I decided to give it a try.

He asked me to tell him everything about me so there are no secrets between us and I did. Starting from secondary school to that day, I told him everything, from my first kiss, the colleague who tried to rape me, my ex who lied about his marital status and disvirgined me etc. he did the same too and I felt a burden roll off my shoulder.

Few days later I began to notice changes in him especially towards my business. I thrive in a male dominated industry in a ratio of 9men to 1woman. He asked me to show him the pictures of my colleagues which I did, he also asked if they make passes at me which I said is almost inevitable but my boundaries are clear and rigid.

Fast forward to now. I noticed that whenever I drop my phone, he goes through it. Facebook, sms, WhatsApp etc. He even picks my call when I'm not close to the phone. He asked me about a certain colleague who cracks dirty jokes like how I rushed to get married (I told him I'm already married). I didn't think much about it.

He later began to complain about my partners and how I'm sleeping with them like the prostitute I am, called me an unrepentant liar, unsubmisive, manipulating etc. Said he regrets asking for my hand at all and he's just waiting forthe day he'll catch me redhanded so he can dump my sorry a*s.
I told him to end it now cus I'm fed up, family came in and I later found out that Grace has been telling a lot of lies against hoping to get him for herself as well as hate filled advises from some aggrieved friends who felt ladies from my tribe are no good and just there to "chop money". Apologies were said and received and we continued.

Another time I visited him and we had an argument, he gave me several heavy knocks on my head and I developed a headache and began to insult him which resultedin more heavy knocks. I broke up with him and left. Later my mum called him to ask why he laid his hands on me, he denied it swearing with his life. Said I insulted him and he lost his temper and insulted me back that he's sorry. He began to drop messages everywhere and I eventually gave in.

3rd incident happened on our way back from an event. He saw a message from a colleague he told me to stop doing business with cus he feels the man has his eyes on me which is totally not true. He flared up, stopped the car and was even threatening to beat me up. I came down from his car and stood by the roadside. He came down too and gave me the insult of my life in full public view and glare and told me to enter the car which I refused. I had no money on me and had to beg a stranger for money. By that time he was coming back, he quickly took a picture of both of us and sent it to everybody of how he caught me in the act with my lover on the road. He called me and said that if he must marry me, I must break my business sim card and look for a wife friendly occupation or sit at home.

He later apologised over it. Meanwhile he and my sis don't flow as before as he once called her a prostitute.

I want to call it quits but everyone around me feels it's a mistake and he is saying everything out of anger and if I'm patient enough, he will change completely.

I must admit that he has changed alot since we met but the progress compared to the timeframe and the heat I face everyday is nothing to write home about.

He loves me to a fault and I don't know if I can find someone who loves me like him but his other attitude is sniffing life out of me. Do I stay or quit?
Thanks for reading and pardon any typos

This is the right time for you to decide if you are going to gamble with your life or stay there for your corpse tol be brought out

Pls leave that man, he has attitude problems

Once you give birth for him, you can't leave his home but your suffering will double

All those begging you to stay can't endure or tolerate his attitude

He gave you a condition to stop your business and stay tat home

He is planet disarm you because he knows that, your source of income is your strength

Pls take a decision that will save your life, that thing he called marriage is worst than prison

xtremeTall:
Hello!!,please kindly spare your 1 minutes and advise me because i think ive been following the wrong path for 5 years...

I completed my secondary School Education in 2014 and since then I've been Applying for the Nigeria Armed forces recruitments,i had wrote their Aptitude Test Exams like 8 to 9 times before i eventually passed the Airforce Exams for 2017.

i went for their Physical screening in Kaduna,we undergo staunch health Screening."Thier medical facilities there are Top notch o"..anyway,i was disqualified for ill health reason,(i have a short sightedness),with tears in my eye i inform my Dad who had been very supportive the news.


To cut my story short,i had been doing some work i don't really like since i gave up Career in the Nigeria Armed force.I am determined to go back to the university and study Law,,i know my parents would be glad to know i had came up with this idea but I'm thinking at 23?..IS IT POSSIBLE..i need your advise pls


Mods pls help

Pls for the sake of your future, you don't have any excuses even at 25yrs

Start now to plan your future because you may loose your grip if you don't take time

The time is now pls

2blockus:
Good evening friends.

When I came back home from my journey today I saw picture of a cat killed by my neighbors inside my room.

It fell from the ceiling when they both had serious fight last night which made my wife to leave the house by 1:00am

Please can anyone read meaning to this, although I don't believe is evil shaa.

Thank your God for defitting your enemy

2blockus:
Good evening friends.

When I came back home from my journey today I saw picture of a cat killed by my neighbors inside my room.

It fell from the ceiling when they both had serious fight last night which made my wife to leave the house by 1:00am

Please can anyone read meaning to this, although I don't believe is evil shaa.

God has defitted your enemies

Ekene161829:
I did something I really regret. My wife and I have an amazing marriage, 2 years of marriage and we are blessed with a 7-month-old baby girl.

She is 28 and I almost 33. Last Saturday I got invited to go out by some of my work friends , I got home late 2am, so madam wasn't happy. She was yelling at me, throwing hands and screaming at me. I ignored her and left the room to the living room but she followed me and I asked her to leave me alone but she kept going which made me angry.

I took the back of my hand and gave her a slap on the mouth. She cried out and held her face and started crying and her lips was bleeding. I didn't intentionally hurt her, I just wanted to calm her down since ignoring her was not working. I said sorry, and I was literally on my knees begging her. I tried to hold her but she refused.
The rest of the night was me repeating apology or i didn't mean to hurt you. She ignored me . She went into our room and locked the door.

She was in there for a long time and the next morning, her mother and older brother was at the house and she came out of the room with her and our baby stuff and she said she was leaving me for good. I told her how sorry I was but her mother told me to get out of their faces and they left the house.

I feel so ashamed and I've never done anything like this before and I never thought I would. I don't want to loose my wife and baby. I need both of them back. Should I attempt to contact her?

What do I do?

You men should just learn how to tolerate women with their mouth by staying away from them wherever they start throwing tantrums

Their power is in their mouth not hand

They can use their mouth and bring out devil from the well of water despite its depth

Pls give her time to sort out the pains because she is going through emotional pain and injury pains

Visit her mother and assure her of your love for her daughter, she is the only one that can penetrate her to calm down for you

She will resist all for of apology from you but be patient with her, that's women for you

But for her to rant in that manner as at the wee hours you came back, shows that there are some pending issues that needs to be sorted out

She will use this opportunity to win those issues, just give it to her let peace raign in your family

bizza45:
good news but can she get a job in 9ja with all those qualification ... make she go start biz oo

She can be a lecturer

Bojack:
Its been 3 years now and still no problem, and also my Elepaq generator powers it pretty good so you will be fine. Cheers.

They have to open it to show me the components

It's 8kg that I bought

Bojack:
Its been 3 years now and still no problem, and also my Elepaq generator powers it pretty good so you will be fine. Cheers.

Thanks dear, I finally bought it today and will like to consult with you on any issues I don't get to understand during operation

But I believe its going to be easy for me to use

This is the picture