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Bozzyironlady:
It's a long read with lots of grammatical errors, please bear with me.


8:30am, a number called my business line saying his name was Mr Wale that he knows me and wants to introduce me to a church member who wants to make an inquiry about make up, and he asks if I was something something touch that he couldn't remember the name again, truly my company's name has touch on it. So he asked if I had a pen and paper to take down the woman's number that I should call her immediately, then get back to him.

So I called the said woman, she was all prayerful thanking me, praising me and I was awed.

She said the company where she works are in need of a makeup artist, that they are celebrating their 25th anniversary and they want to do a beauty pageant.

the woman who was doing it for them before is sick and she's indisposed at the moment, so Mr Wale recommended me and the way he spoke of me she knew I'll be very good with the job

She also wants me and her to do a back door deal, that I should tell the boss of the company that each contestants makeup will cost nothing less than 50k each and when the boss agrees to it that we'll both share it 70% to me and 30% to her, so I agreed.

She told me to send the complete name of my company and it's address that she's drafting a letter to send to her boss and she'll call me back in a minute.

She called five minutes later, saying her boss has agreed to meet me, that I should dressed cooperate and classy and should wait for his call to schedule a meeting.


Now the scam part.
She said there was a deal she and the other woman(the sick woman that does their makeup before) usually do, that there's a cleaning agent they use for the walkway, so as the contestants not to fall on stage and when the boss ask of this product I should tell him the price is 140k the change on it, we'll both share it and she's going to send the number of the supplier to me so as to discuss more on it.

I called the number his name was pastor peter, he said the product per gallon is 100k and that was the final price, so I thought to myself since there's 40k on top, then the price is fair.

I called Mrs bola to inform her of my discussion with the supplier, she said its a fair price too and that i should await the call of her boss.

Five minutes went to twenty minutes to almost an hour no call from her boss, so I called her to let her know I've not seen her bosses call, she told me to hold on that she'll call him now maybe he's in a meeting. A minute later he called, we talked about the things that will be needed for the contestants to make them glow and more beautiful on that day, to my surprise he agreed on the price.

The first red flag.
He brought up the issue of the cleaning agent and to be sincere I wasn't really interested in that aspect of the job but since she wanted me to do it, I had to oblige her.

He said my sister(mrs bola) talked about the cleaning agent and she's giving him the guarantee that I was supplying the best and it's made in Germany, that when I'm coming to his office I should bring a sample that he will like to see it for him self.

I called Mrs bola, told her everything we discussed. she advised I call the supplier and I should try to work a deal with him. I called the supplier to please give me a sample that I promise we'll be buying 30 gallons of it, he said he can't that Nigerians are not to be trusted, I told him I understand that he should please work out something for me. He said i should call him in the next five minutes that he wants talk to his boss.

I called him five minutes later, he said his boss has agreed in the condition that I deposit half the money, if my client doesn't like it my money will still be refunded to me. I called Mrs bola, informed her about the discussion the supplier and I had, she said I was smart and that I was going to go places with my level of intelligence and in fact the job is mine, I was so happy and fulfilled.

I called the supplier and we agreed to meet at palmgroove junction and I was going to pay him 50k.
On my way to palmgroove, I boarded a bus. The bus wasn't filled up so I sat and waited, Mrs bola called few minutes later to know how far with things I told her I was already on my way in fact I am in the bus as I'm talking to her, she said I should let her know immediately I'm with the product.

Few minutes, the bus moved I felt a cold wind blew me and I realized my self and started thinking about the whole thing. I alighted from the bus with the excuse that I forgot something at home.

47minutes later Mrs bola kept calling me, asking how far I told her I was there, that I've not seen the supplier.

She called and called and called, but I kept telling them I was there and I didn't not see them.
Maybe they realized I knew they were scammers, but they've stopped calling me, not after I made sure I wasted their own time and airtime.


SO NIGERIAN BEAUTY ARTIST, PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND BEWARE OF SCAMMERS.
IF IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, ITS A SCAM.

You acted very well and thank God for that brease that blew you, it was your guidian angel that came to deliver messages to you

I was happy also that you dropped immediately

The lesson here is that most sweet and juicy offers, more especially are from people you know and they are scams from people that knows you

Failed mother, you assisted her by depriving her of her age mate

You had only your husband and now she is sharing a man with other women

Well she will be used by her husband to refresh himself

Good luck to her

So poverty was the major reason this girl got married

Ohhhh

jakezebrax:
Supported. Under one condition, you will do the same to female rapists. Hypocrites everywhere. More women are raping young boys more than men raping young girls.

For People asking how do you castrate a woman? For men, you cut off the pen$is. For women, you scrap out the vag$ina.

There is no single sense in your statement

Since the death of Dora Akunyili, I lost confidence in NAFDAC

May she rest in peace

Since he wasn't lodging with a woman, am OK

He was doing the usual thing and died alone

That land automatically now belongs to lagos state government

nicepoker101:
Women. They can perform wonders

They learnt it from the men

YorubaNinja:
So? What should we now do? Leave our responsibilities to weep for her? Rubbish!

Anyway, R.I.P to her.

Who released you from your shakels ❓

Even with his wrinkled and shrink dick, he still have a choice ❓

Why is he still breathing, he deserves same bullet on his legs and hands then release him

For his entireide he won't shoot again

shegzhkn:
please I gat question on this , in an event of fire explosion from the gas cylinder and no extinguisher is available , I suppose the use of water is not bad , right ?

Just use sand or blanket to quench the fire

Tela101:
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage.

When a couple gets married, they are almost always faced with the inevitable pester from friends and family:

So when are you having kids? The older you are, the more pressing the question seems to be. Ticktock, ticktock.

So, what do you guys think?

For those that followed due process...

There is no particular period or for kid bearing start as soon as possible the economy is not friendly

Them no dey hear word, no scarm people again, them no dey gree

Deal with it

Kemi will soon open your page, keep away from her post

dairykidd:
1. The wife that wins all arguments with her husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.

2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home – placing embargo, going to bed in jeans shorts and trousers – lacks wisdom.

3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws of “women’s rights” to insult or ridicule her husband simply makes a fool of herself.

4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace through bickering, nagging and quarrels needs help. A man should be eager to run away from office to be at home, for that should be the safest and coziest place on earth for him.

5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean competition. It simply means partnership. Taking advantage of such equality to turn around and become the de facto head of the home and oppress the man is tantamount to playing with fire. If you destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of an empty home.

6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he assumes that he is the head. Once he gets that feeling, the woman gently wields her power and the head actually turns to wherever the neck wants without a protest.

7. A wife that does not pull herself away from friends’ influence and advice or even from the control of her mother and father will have herself to blame.

8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses women of different shapes and sizes to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide under the excuse of childbirth to let go of themselves. Many stop bothering about their looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start wondering if the wife is the man’s aunt, even though she is 7 years younger. Her defense is that if he truly loves her, he should love her the way she is. But when looking for a wife, he saw people like the present YOU and ignored them and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling of onions and pap. You go to bed wearing grandmothers’ clothes. Why are you playing with your marriage? Love is not about looks – we know. But looks enhance love and marriage. There is a difference between someone disfiguring herself and the person being disfigured by an accident. Please don’t be complacent. As hard as it may be, work on looking like you were when he first saw you and began the chase.

9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down with headache or fever, “not in the mood,” you are a joker, a serious comedian!

10. If your children suddenly become more important to you than your husband, you need prayers.

11. If you assume that as the woman, only you need to be pampered and fussed over while the man is a stone that has no emotions, you need to be pitied.

12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not excite her husband. Wives are usually complacent and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving and always thinking of ways to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to win all arguments, does not call the man a “useless man”, is not careless about her looks or dressing, always smiles and laughs with the man, sends the man sweet messages and calls, etc. Are you your husband’s girlfriend in word and in deed?

13. When you rely on your beauty, cooking, character, connections and bedroom performance alone to keep your man and your home intact without putting God in the picture, you’ve missed it. Without GOD, it cannot be GOOD.

Put God first in your home.

As a man, respect yourself when you are with your wife and you won't experience any of these

iamadonis2:
My Girlfriend still reaches out to her Ex Boyfriend for financial assistance. I admit it gets me really upset.

I want the best for her and want her to grow financially, but I feel help from an Ex is going too far and quite disrespectful.

Please advise, guys, is my anger justified and reasonable?

You can't fully satisfy a woman needs

Is she working

What dies she do with her money that makes her source source for money

Does she have financial burden on her self and her family

Do you really take care of her or you don't do that and still expect her not to look for money else where ❓

2blockus:
Hello friends although this may sound strange to some person but it's the truth.

I started masturbating when I was 15 and I did it until I grew up and I feel is better than having girls that will take all my time and money.

fast forward I got a job and I pray to God to help stop this practice, another thought came to me that I should marry @ 27 so I can stop this act which I did and got married to a lovely wife.

At the first month I feel it will work not until one day my wife refuse me sex that made me to get angry I just pray to get to the office on time so I can help my self.

this was how it started and now I can't remember the last I had sex with her. infact it took us 10 month before she could conceive and people thought she had problem but I know the cause.

please I need a matured advice as she have caught me severally doing it in the restroom and I was just ashamed of myself.

note i still watch porn but not much shaaa.

The truth is, you love sex, let her know

Once you are getting steady and constant sex, you will forget about masturbating

It weakens the vain and nerves in your dick which might affect your Sperm production

Talk to her to always give you sex and you too avoid anything that will be bringing issues for both of you

She will always use sex as punishment for hurting you

Lastly by the time your breed so many kids and you don't have the money to provide for them, your sex urge and your dick will be flacid

Maintain your sanity and discipline yourself

Avoid bedding any of them and pack out peacefully when your rent expires

The moment you sleep with anyone, you must pass it round

Women can manuover anything to their advantage

Brother wey mumu

Stole 100,000

Naija bet expected gain 200,000

Court charged 200,000

Meanwhile, he will remain in prison till conditions are met

Ode mumu

Even the 45k can't cover mortuary bills

Nooo naw ❗❗❗
They would have just beaten his dick and broke the muscle there instead of beating him

Infidelity and cheating can only be the reason for his actions

They will sort themselves out when they get and if they will ever meet

Love is a very dangerous game, only meant for the bold ones

Samfloxin:
How is this woman going to carry this man bikonu?

By nature, a woman is designed to carry a man without feeling the weight but men hardly does it

So if not for social media, this innocent girl's future would have been manipulated by her low brain parents and deranged man who would have robbed her of her adolescens

The good thing is that she will grow and mature to make a choice of the kind of man she wants

franklingud:
Their own go worse pass means say them no go catch them easily like that

That's exactly what I mean

BroAchival:
Greetings to this great house,

As I type this message, my heart is heavy.

Up till today, I have never known my genotype till I went to do medical fitness test for my job/employment process.

I've being dating by girlfriend for about two years and seven months now, and I've always seen her as a perfect match to me, not because she's perfect, but because she's very loyal, reserved and calm, respectful, teachable, willing to learn, beautiful and very supportive to say a few.

Kai, the thought of losing her is killing and unexplainable. She had been a BLESSING to me all these while.
We've really worked on ourselves and helped each other to overcome our weaknesses.

With the challenges of my new and better job, will I really have that time to woo women and start the process of working on a woman to blend and suit me?

And this is a girl I'm planning to settle down with by the middle of next year, after I must have gotten used to my new job.

I have always believed that my genotype would be AA, but I was wrong!

Somebody told me that there's nothing God can not do, that he has seen people giving testimonies about change of genotypes. I didn't doubt him, it's just that i'm not the "churchious" type who easily believe all those stories.

Now, my questions are:

1.) Is it possible to have just two children without an SS child?

2.) How do I relate this sad news to her (after she has turned down several serious marriage proposals because of me)?

3.) Please, what do I do?

Please, help me and send this to front page for greater views and advice.

Matured and very serious advice needed.

Thanks.

Tell her to chose any hospital of her choice for blood group and genotype

Lets her be the one to open the envelope

If you guys can't separate, marry yourselves and adopt children

If you don't like the option and you have money to spend, get a female to donate her egg and your wife will carry the pregnancy

If you can't pick a choice from what I said,

Both of you should not birth a child or children that you all will be subjected to trauma for life

Fear woman ❗❗

Ohhh what an embarrassment

From frying pan to fire

Sorry dear, live with it

franklingud:
Why not?
Their own go worse pass.

Says who ❓

Women are very mature and coded in and with situations like this

That she is dating her students doesn't make her careless, she will definitely code it up

mirabel001:
Eyaah...people should leave this man alone, he was just trying to survive. There are many ppl like him in Nigeria uni.....

#freehim

You are right and the worst of it us that he hasn't even committed the act, he is still negotiating

Most lecturers and in the same cooky jar

All dogs eat shit but the one caught up with shit gets the bashing

The bad Road will make it a horrible experience instead of a pleasurable one