₦airaland Forum

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Cherrybae: How is the mobilizing going?

Area4Area.

Your people.
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E no go pass one rainy season.


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The way these people talk sometimes, one would mistakenly think they get their breakfast, lunch and dinner in Aso Rock.

NE, NW, SE, SW, SS, Middle Belt; whoever gets the votes should "rule".

It will not make any difference in the lives of average Nigerians.

Imagine if either one of Okorocha (Igbo), Tinubu (Yoruba), Yahaya (Middle Belt) or Atiku(North) is
the President..how exactly will their respective regions benefit from such arrangement?

Oh I get it.Just like Otuoke indigenes live in heaven after GEJ, Katsina is the new Dubai and Ota is African Singapore.

Na for the same market everyone go shop. A bag of rice doesn't discriminate whether you are aboki, mgbati, nyamiri or ogogoro master.

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CAPSLOCKED:
AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT EATING ARAB MAN'S POOP OR DRINKING ARAB CAMEL'S URINE.... OR DOING ANYTHING FILTHY, I THINK YOU MAY STILL HAVE YOUR SENSES TOGETHER.

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That's one secret hustle nobody will admit to. Any single lady living or supposedly "working" in the Middle East should come with warning labels.

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As expected.
When individuals build Police Stations in their areas, the general public applaud not minding the inherent risk involved. He who pays the piper determines the tunes.

Emeka Offor built a two-storey edifice for Oraifite Area Command. That building is the only evidence that a police station exists there. I know that things like this will definitely happen especially as that zone is a hotbed of conflicts.

Individuals build Police stations, court houses and judges' quarters for the government and folks expect justice in the same court when the donor is a person of interest. You can't eat your cake and have it. Awoof dey purge belle. What is the role of government? Nigeria has destroyed the santity of government.

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Area4Area:
Crying more than the bereaved, is it your oil and have they complained to you to cry for them?

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Person wey im house dey burn and e dey pursue rat is the hallmark of stvpidity.

Ogogoro is not a solution.
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Cherrybae:
This is a welcome development. I will personally mobilize ikwerre guys I know to come out in their thousands to deal with all ibos

Ipobs in diaspora will never be here to fight for them. A second class citizen cant attack Amaechi a first class citizen and go free.

It's time the Niger Delta close their eyes and deal with the useless frustrated ipobs.

They say the group are jobless, just wait until the end of the 7 days ultimatum and see what happens.

Nonsense Ipobs

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You haven't mobilized against Hausa-Fulani that came all the way from the far North to seize all the oil in your backyard. The Danjumas, the Kotangoras. Your ND youths have been reduced to land speculators and placard-carrying minions begging for security guard jobs in Fulani establishments in your lands and backyards. And you call yourselves humans? You are bunch of cowards. Lagos, Kano, Abuja are being developed with your oil money while they leave gas flaring and spills in your lands. Where is your outrage? I will personally apologize for IPOB but it will be a waste because it wont fix the dumpsites you call your papaland.

SMH.
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hisexcellency34:
Who commands more fear between the Nigerian Army and the Department of State Services (DSS) ?

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Anyone with a gun commands fear.

Compare Army vs DSS vs armed robbers.

Army commands fear yet kidnappers and Boko boys collect miltary officers like chickens.

So...it must be the guns not the organizations.

They command the same level of fear when in action.

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Running for Presidency and losing has dented the image of Sowore and Saharareporters. His activism will be viewed as biased.

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I don't believe it.

It should be more than 100.

May be some of them were on break when he counted.

Throw in Customs x 10.

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dude:
Hello everyone,
We are looking at commencing a new transportation/ logistics outfit. The proposed transportation outfit is intended for Lagos- Abuja route, and a few parts of the east. We are also strongly considering purchases of Innoson buses. We kindly solicit advise on the use of Innoson buses as it concerns easy to source spare parts, durability, fuel consumption, functionality and other details. Thanks my people

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No car is reliable for public transportation in Nigeria. A trip from PH to Aba or PH to Benin is enough to send an otherwise decent vehicle to a junkyard.
Don't make it Innoson's problem. Blame the Nigerian government.
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Let her deal with her bad choices in life.

Don't bring the yoke on yourself.

Your heart is telling you something. Go with your instincts.

In other words, run for your life.
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Any in-house chemistry student?
Dilution will answer the question.
Once you understand the meaning of % by volume relative to volume of solute and volume of solution, the answer will be vivid.

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Honestly, Sowore has himself to blame.
I will slap you ==> potential assault.
I will bomb you==> potential terrorism.

They are two threats with different levels of potential charges. The same goes for protest vs. Revolution.

He loaded the gun and handed it over to Buhari for the wrong choice of word no matter how noble his intentions were. It is a lesson to all. Protection of right to Freedom of speech doesn't apply when one shouts "fire!" in a crowded theater.

He is no longer Sowore the activist. He is now Sowore the disgruntled politician. It is a spinning zone. While he is spinning his stories, the government will be spinning her narratives.

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Bought a Mercedes Benz product.

The things wey you people celebrate sef. SMH.

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They are chasing investors away.

That's all.

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Congratulations is in order.

Public performance is not easy.

Now that he has won, he can go and enjoy himself. Yep! Cuppy is already in G-string waiting for a treat.

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Who is the man in suit romancing him?

DSS operative?

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Zoharariel:
I'm neither beefing nor hating on Innoson but I'd rather buy these 3 German Machines (which are on my bucket list) than touch any Innoson Jalopies with a long pole. It is called choice.

1.) 2014 Audi A8 in Velvet Biege leather interior.

2.) 2016 Mercedes Benz S550 in Silk Biege leather interior.

3.) 2018 Bmw Alpina B7 in Black Leather.

Innoson sells his Chinese death traps for 25Million Naira & above but the highest I can get these USED German Machines is $95,000 which ofcourse - is the Alpina.

The rest (Audi A8 & Benzo S550) I can get for less than $30,000.

So, if Innoson likes, he can release an Airplane or Helicopter - I simply don't give a fvck!

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No comments until you can afford $30k.

May be then the S550 will be $2k

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GAZZUZZ:
Fascinating, call it animal cruelty but i cannot unsee what i saw

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I am more concerned with how they were able to force it into the trunk without a fight. That must be a higher level skill.

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Buhari still has 2019, 2020,2021, 2022 and then part of 2023 to complete his second tenure.

Yet Nigerians are sheepishly being distracted with 2023. How come even otherwise reasonable people bought into this shenanigan? Are there no more voice of reasons in Nigeria?

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Our son is the Vice President.

Hurrahhhhhhh!

Just like Abacha era, once Buhari's tenure ends, some people will appear from obscurity to announce how they fought Buhari. You will never hear of them now.

Buhari is comfortable because his stay in Aso Rock has not been threatened. Men have turned into sycophants with no ambitions. If it were the good old days of IBB and Abacha, Nigeria will be shaking by now.

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Why are they harassing government officials?

The morons they think they are fighting for back home do not want to lift a finger. They only come online to rant and vent. If Buhari wants to squeeze water out of their balls, he has my support.

Why bother?
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Burglar, robber, thief, all na same.

Security, protocol, bodyguard, all na same.

Oga no want to be dirtied by gullible tithe-paying, instant miracle-chasing morons.

Nothing to be ashamed of zombies, Pope has them and he is not afraid to admit it. Why are Oyedepo followers pretending that the protection stickers they are buying are not jokes for cash?
The joke is on them.

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After careful analysis of the video, I can deduce that either the DSS personnel is too dedicated to his job or he is in love. He could be sued for sexual harassment.

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The guy that grabbed him seemed to have taken things personally.

I was expecting a punch to his right eye ball just to remind him that DSS is just a job.
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Rumour is not hate speech.

There was a rumour that OBJ died while in office. His response? I dey kamkpe! Case closed. No arrests. No beheading.

There was a rumour that GEJ is an alcoholic. His response? He hit more ogogoro. No arrests. No beheading.

Buhari should sheath his sword and stop looking who to behead.

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teadrake:
We need to traject a new course in this country. A day will come when the masses will no longer sit by and watch. We're tired!!!!

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Such day will not come.

This line had been stated since 1960s.

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Everything in Nigeria is upside down.

Usually, we hear about organizations and institutions giving awards. But in Nigeria, individuals sit in the comfort of their living rooms, draft a list, import plaques and bingo! Awards.

What void exists in the recipients professional lives that they stoop so low as to appear for awards from relatively obscure Associations? A customized plaque goes as low as N1800 and anyone can order as many as needed.

It is very pathetic to watch.

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She ain't tired.

The man probably bragged about being a "Big Boy" and knows who-is-who in the society. She fell for it and "fell" pregnant like Linda.
She was hoping his friends will show up to make it rain on their traditional wedding day like he bragged.

Final final, it just dawned on her that he is a "borrow pose". Too late for regrets.

All that dance for only N260. She has every right to vex. Guyman no send sef.



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When cars were cars...

V-Boot padded. Throw in vertical running grille and 3-fingers alloy rim....then you were the shotcaller

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AceOfRed:
Please I need legal or customary advice from experienced people.

My dad built a house in the early 80s; a 5 bedroom bungalow, that's before he got married. As at the time he completed the building, he was about to get married, while his 2 brothers were still single then. Because my dad was not based in my town, he gave all his 2 brothers 1 room each to stay in, as they were bachelors. My family occupies 3 rooms ensuite, while my uncles occupy the other two rooms, with a detached kitchen and toilet.

As time went on, they later got married, but still kept living in the single rooms. Now they have families, with my oldest cousin being in his 20s.

The problem is that the relationship between my dad and his brothers has deteriorated terribly over the past years to the extent that my uncle's and their wives now threaten my parents with murder and diabolical acts. In fact, I can't put on text the many issues that have arose between my parents and my uncles.

Now, my dad wants them to vacate his house but they bluntly refused saying that they will live there for as long as they wish. As the first son, he has divided their ancestral lands amongst them, but they have refused to put up there.

Their continued stay in that house has become a huge source of worry and headache to my parents. There is no day that one issue or the other doesn't come up.

My dad has reported them severally to the 'umunna', but this hasn't yielded any benefit. As members of the umunna are people of questionable judgement. They keep telling my dad to wait till my uncle's build their own house, but they are not even interested in building anything, as they have made it clear that they will live with my parents, just to be monitoring them.

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Let me guess.

They probably allege that your dad used their destinies and that's why they cannot build their own houses.

Your dad is suffering the plight of most good people.
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