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Politics › Re: Obama Pledges $7bn For Electricity In Nigeria, Others by lastpage: 3:16am On Jul 01, 2013
[quote author=Mr knowitall.]
Thank God for China? The Chinese that treats its own citizens like crap is who you are thanking God for? What the hell makes you think that China cares about your black azz? African nations are idiiots because the Chinese are providing them with very cheap low quality military weapons and technology and they are happy about it.....LOL people in China dont even buy Chinese made goods....they strictly want U.S made goods...it seems to me like Africans are just meant to be slaves....
[/quote]China does not care about anyone, not even its own! wink wink

The difference is that China does not care, does not PRETEND to care and does not GRANDSTAND about Democracy, freedom of speech, Liberty and all that Yankee Bulshyte that comes out of Washing-in-ton.

I would rather dine with the DEVIL I KNOW..... than some slimy, opportunistic Chameleon


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Politics › Re: Obama Pledges $7bn For Electricity In Nigeria, Others by lastpage: 3:11am On Jul 01, 2013
[quote author=Mr knowitall.]But if the U.S doesn't give money yo complain that they dont do anything for Nigeria...and if they give money you complain

that they are giving it to corrupt politicians....Negros just cant be pleased..always complaining
[/quote]I hope you guys can pause for a minute and REFLECT:

The same Obama that has been to AFRICA TWICE ....and never bothered to VISIT NIGERIA (went to Ghana next door!) is the one that would include Nigeria in the $7Billion GREEK GIFT?

C'mmon, Nigerians are way smarter than this.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by lastpage: 3:07am On Jul 01, 2013
frosbel: I am not, have not and will not be a JW.

My views are more aligned with the church as described in the acts of the apostles.
Okay, opinion respected.

Now, give me an angle on this CAP thingy now? huh huh

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Government To Create A Million Jobs Through Online Initiative by lastpage: 12:43am On Jul 01, 2013
K0ala7: Not only are they bold enough to lie about the jobs, they also have the testicular fortitude to lie about our unemployment rate!
The damage these LIARS employed by Government, is doing to our future is better imagined.

[color=#990000]From power generation, to employment, to number of roads constructed, to population figures, to election results, to funding of education, to payment of salaries, ...and the list is endless!
THIS IS A GOVERNMENT OF LIAR

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by lastpage: 12:21am On Jul 01, 2013
OlowoTee: cheesy
can't wait to know the name of his church.
I'll bet a thousand bucks, He is Jehovah's Witness.

That he chose to ignore even my suggesting it (trust me, most folks who are not J.W's will be very quick to dissociate themselves if wrongly tagged! grin wink ), is further confirmation.

I have even suggested why he is keeping mum about it.

But hey, J.W's know their onions, as you can see through his posts.(though individual excesses is not uncommon)

@frosbel, Pastor Kun: What is your own take on this CAP REMOVAL thing in church?

Is there any bible verse supporting it or making it[b] MANDATORY[/b]?

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by lastpage: 12:11am On Jul 01, 2013
JESUS don abandon SPAIN! grin grin

Missed PENALTY!

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by lastpage: 12:10am On Jul 01, 2013
JESUS to the Rescue!

PENALTY!

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by lastpage: 12:08am On Jul 01, 2013
SPAIN looking unto JESUS now! grin grin

Somebody shout hallelujah!

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by lastpage: 12:05am On Jul 01, 2013
Notion: Neymar goal no 3
Go to Specsavers or get another TV! grin grin

Its FRED's goal!

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by lastpage: 12:02am On Jul 01, 2013
igbsam: What a save by Luiz. Spain dey find the best opportunity for a counter and the brazilians are not taking note
I hope Nigeria's Efe Ambrose will see and appreciate what it means to be a DEFENDER,... a committed Defender, in the National Team?

You dont ever give-up and be walking back to defend", lackadaisically!


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3 - 0 !
Spain is being SPANKED!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by lastpage: 8:29pm On Jun 30, 2013
OLAADEGBU: My anti-deeper life friend, tell us where you fellowship for us to see whether you are a fellow sheep and not a wolf in sheep's clothing. cool
I can say Frosbel is Jehovah's Witness! wink wink
Just read what he writes ...and you will see it there.

Why does he not "own up" to this?

I guess:
!.) We should be able to discuss God and The Bible, without coloring it with "denomination/church affiliation"

2.) Too many Nigerians just spew hatred for J.W's , and would kill the messenger, instead of focusing on the "message".
(Okay, l cant speak for him, l know.)

If there is a group of Christians l appreciate a lot, it is the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Not that they dont have their own excesses and "black sheeps" but on the wider-scale, they are aeons ahead of most denominations in terms of knowledge of God/Bible and practicing what they preach.

Having said that,
I thank all those who have weighed-in and volunteered their OPINION on this "Dont Wear CAP in Church" problem.

But no one has given me the "genesis and reason" for that rule.
*Is it Biblical? If so, point it out to me.
*Is it a man-made tradition? Why do you say so?
*Why is it accepted in almost ALL churches? I think Jehovah's witnesses also abide by it as well! shocked

I just want it discussed so l can learn what is right and scriptural.
(I realize that their are so many other things in the Bible which we are not adhering to, probably because we cant or they dont make sense anymore e.g, dont eat animals with hooves or women should remain silent in church! I would rather prefer to make an informed judgement on such things, after careful consideration of the Bible's viewpoint).

Cheers.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by lastpage: 9:18am On Jun 30, 2013
^^^^^^ You sef nko? grin grin grin

Ma Church na 11am naah!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by lastpage: 8:45am On Jun 30, 2013
While we are at this "DOCTRINE/TRADITION MATTER", l will like anyone who has sound "spiritual/Biblical knowledge" (not fanatical please) grin to explain one thing to me:

Why are "MEN" required to remove their CAP, when they enter church?


[b]*How does donning a CAP stops one from worshiping God?

*Is it a sign of respect for God?

*Does the CAP prevent God from answering the men's prayer? (I notice that women wear their own head-gear without problem)

*DOes it conform to modern-day Christianity (I know Christ has "fulfilled" some aspect of the "Moses Doctrine" which Jesus himself once referred to as "given to you because of the hardness of your heart"; e.h 'An eye for an Eye'.)

*I like to wear my CAP from house and leave it on throughout till l come back home but l dont like to offend others in church or make them think maybe l am just arrogant.
If it has no "sound Biblical backing" or if it is just "Tradition of men", l will like to discuss it with a few associates and see how we can enlighten ourselves, to the glory of God.

*But if it is a "spiritual requirement of God", then it has to be respected and obeyed.

What is your take, from a Biblical and spiritual perspective?

What l want:
*someone to point out the Biblical backing to this practice, both in CONTEXT and APPLICATION.

Thanks.
[/b]
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Car Talk › Re: Death Of The Z-600 Made-In-Nigeria Car by lastpage: 6:35am On Jun 27, 2013
jackbauersballs: I know I wouldn't want to drive that Box on wheels
A few years back, (up till around 1975) the ONLY CAR that you can buy and EVERYONE uses in Russia/USSR, is called a LADA.

Google it and see how it looks. Exactly like what you call "A Box".
It was called a Russian Car.

Fast-forward to 2013.
Russia has just launched a MISTRAL CLASS of Aircraft carrier!
Everyone, including the Americans, use their Rockets to launch their Craft into Orbit.

Lesson: If you dont start SOMEWHERE, You can NEVER START!

All the Hondas and Mercedes and Toyota, started as BOXES.
Its so shameful that a Nation of 160-million people, who claim to be sophisticated and enlightened, cannot even produce "A Box Car", yet they can 'pick and chose' and be so selective!

Maybe we have lost our sense of shame anyway...afterall, common stable electricity, we can offer.


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Nairaland General › Re: A Tanker Fell At Brown Road, Aguda Surulere by lastpage: 6:22am On Jun 27, 2013
*You pay taxes, right?
*You are entitled to some services.
*You elected her, right?
*She is responsible to you.

NOW:
*She wastes your money (taxes)
*She refuses to do her job
*She lives around your area

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*And all you do is COMPLAIN ON NAIRALAND? huh huh

What happened to "peaceful protest and placard carrying"?

You can whine behind closed doors, all day long....Nothing will change.

STAND-UP FOR YOUR RIGHT.
(Bob Marley)
Education › Re: Policeman Fires At University Of Ibadan Student On Campus by lastpage: 6:04am On Jun 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Just so you know.. My bad experience with Police don reach to write diary.. But I still know say no be all of them bad. Like My lover Miss Policewoman grin [/b][/quote] I knew it! ...there must be something 'wrong" with the Okija Juju that l 'followed' during their last elections where he was thoroughly victimised!

"You dont see a frog, hopping around in broad day-light!
Either its chasing something or something is chasing it"
grin grin

Now, he has let the cat out of the bag, by himself!


"As an enemy, the Police is dangerous!... As your "friend", they are even more dangerous"!

Chop meat, if you need to .... but to come dey call "Maalu/cow", .....Big BROTHER? huh grin grin

What more can l say? huh huh

Okija, l pity you for this your new endeavor!

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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by lastpage: 5:35am On Jun 27, 2013
Now, will you wonder why "Homosexuality/Same sex marriage" is becoming the order of the day? huh huh
Just read the comments angry angry

Each man GENDER to his/her Tent joor!
wink wink tongue tongue


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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by lastpage: 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2013
mamsong9: How many Women presidents do we have in the whole world, please think again. tongue
^^^^ And the one in Australia just RESIGNED!

...and guess what, she has started CRYING MEN ARE CHAUVINISTIC!



Women and PMS wahala!

Rule the world koo, rule heaven nii!!

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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by lastpage: 4:54pm On Jun 26, 2013
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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by lastpage: 4:53pm On Jun 26, 2013
^^^^ And the one in Australia just RESIGNED!

...and guess what, she has started CRYING MEN ARE CHAUVINISTIC! grin grin grin


Women and PMS wahala!

Rule the world koo, rule heaven nii!!

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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by lastpage: 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2013
This PIECE of CRAP was written by one silly 'feminazi' WOMAN, who is so ashamed of herself being a woman, she has to PRETEND she is a MAN, to write this NONSENSE!

Get a life, .....if you wanna be a man, ...then MAN-UP!


....Or go get a sex-change/ Marry another woman.

Anuofia.



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BTW: "Real Women" wont even stand up for this sort of ridiculous post.
Politics › Re: FG Bans Civil Servants From Chieftaincy Titles by lastpage: 2:16pm On Jun 26, 2013
Afam4eva: Even though the government might have a very good reason to this effect, i don't think it's anyone's business if any civil servant decides to take a chieftain people. It's their personal life and they should live it as they pls as long as it doesn't affect there jobs as government workers. If this continues, very soon civil servants will be prohibited from eating sliced bread and forced to eat cassava bread. SMDH.
Problem is there is excessive "military mentality" within the ranks of those in authority!

If you notice, the Secretary to the Government NEVER laid out "WHY" he was issuing this directive!
HE JUST BANNED IT. That's all! shocked shocked

But a lot of people have proffered "reasons" why it should be banned.
IT IS CORRUPTION. Period.

Nobody gives a "Honorary Chieftaincy Title" to a poor man! grin grin

Thus, the BIG QUESTION is: WHY JUST CIVIL SERVANTS?

Why does it not cover EVERYONE in PUBLIC OFFICE? From Mr. President to a Teacher?

Source the Geese, Source the Gander
...........Please, all Animals are equal before the law!
huh huh


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President Jonathan: Chieftaincy Titles

Dr. Jonathan is a recipient of a number of befitting Chieftaincy Titles conferred on him by respected Traditional Chieftains.
These include:
Pere Izon Kene [meaning the foremost king of Izon land], bestowed on October 22,2010 by the Niger Delta Izon Traditional Rulers under the supervision of the Chairman, Bayelsa State Council of Traditional Rulers, His Royal Majesty [HRM] Joshua Igbagara; Chinemeze of Igbo land [meaning God's chosen Leader], conferred on October 16, 2010 by the South-East Traditional Rulers under the Chairmanship of His Royal Highness [HRH] Eze C. I. 1I0muanya [President of the Council of Traditional Rulers, Imo State]; Zanna Luntina of Damaturu, Yobe State [meaning the Adviser on Agriculture and High Properties of the Emir] bequeathed on February 15, 2007 by the Emir of Damaturu, Alh. Shehu Hashimi II, IBN Uma Elkanemi; Obateru of Owo Kingdom [meaning the man who stands solidly behind the king] bestowed on October 6, 2006 by the Olowu of Owo Kingdom, Oba Dewayne Adegboyega Dousman Amororo II, Abeokuta, Ogun State; Keme-Ibidouwei of Bayelsa State [meaning one who cares, sympathizes and has concern for the welfare of people] conferred on March 21, 2003, by HRM King W. S. Joshua Igbugburu XI [JP], the Ibenanawei of Bomo Kingdom of Bayelsa State; Eju Attah of Igala Kingdom [meaning the eye of the king] bequeathed by HRM Alhaji [Dr.]Aliyu O. Obaje, the Attah Igala, Kogi State; Ekpen of Edo State [meaning the TigerofEdo State] conferred by the entire Traditional Rulers of Edo State, headed by HRH, Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku Akplokpolo; Oba Erediawa CFR, the Oba of Benin, Benin Kingdom, Edo State; and San- Turkish of Talata Mafara [meaning War Lord of Talata Mafara], bestowed by all the traditional rulers Zamfara State.
Am l missing something? huh huh

Politics › Re: Fashola Approves Construction Of 70 Roads. by lastpage: 1:07am On Jun 26, 2013
[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]The least you could do is get the spelling of propaganda right.

And where was it stated that the road contracts were just awarded. He said every year, they award contracts. This year, it's 70. last year was 160. It said nowhere in the article that he just awarded this year's contracts.

How do some of you guys process written English sef?[/quote]What do you make of the below, knowing that "half" of 450 is 225.
160 + 70 = 230

[quote author=Gov. fashola]“We set ourselves the target in the second term to complete about 450 roads. Last year, we awarded about 160 roads. This year, we have awarded about 70 roads. This signifies our intention this year that we are more concerned about road construction.

“We have already completed about half of the roads (230) we set out to achieve.[/quote]So, he has AWARDED 230 Roads
He claimed to have completed "half of the roads they set out to achieve" (230) this year!

That must include the 70 Roads he just awarded ....already completed! huh huh
Jeezus Christ!
shocked shocked

Now, it does not take a genius to see that this chap fashola is fudging and befuddling himself!

Eko o'ni bajee o! make we dey talk the Truth sha.
wink wink

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BTW: I give it to you that you can process "English" but whether you can process "Logic" is another thing entirely! wink
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Members Dressed As Women Arrested In Borno by lastpage: 12:56am On Jun 26, 2013
collynzo2: That Pastor must be the biggest scammer ever. It's just like saying 2013 will be:
1. A year of sunshine
2. A year of rainfall
3. A year of many births
4. A year of many deaths.
It's just like saying tomorrow will have day and night.
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Wise up people.
Every of those Forty things he "predicted" HAPPENS EVERY YEAR!

BIBLE-Thumping PI.M.PS, ........ all these MOG's!



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Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Members Dressed As Women Arrested In Borno by lastpage: 12:48am On Jun 26, 2013
Once again, l think we should all applaud the "activities of these BORNO BOYZ"!

They have taken charge of their own destiny and have vowed that they would not allow some useless Boko Haram terrorists to turn their homeland into rubble, courtesy of the JTF!

Reminds me of an adage that says "If your neighbour is eating cockroaches in daytime and you kept mewt, his coughing and wheezing at night, will not let you sleep"!

GO Borno Boyz, you are worthy of emulation.

Give it to them, no hiding place for Boko H. RAMS in your state. wink wink

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Crime › Re: Security Man Breaks ATM, Steals N12m by lastpage: 12:43am On Jun 26, 2013
Spiritmask: He should had cover his face with a mask b4 moving close to d ctv
You are a badt guy like me! grin

I would have suggested he took "a picture of the ATM and just place it across the CAMERA.... and manager go just dey look film so tey! grin grin

Anyway, lack of education will always show, be it in criminality or street-wise smartness.

Say NO to CRIME. Police is your fwend! grin grin

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Crime › Re: Security Man Breaks ATM, Steals N12m by lastpage: 12:35am On Jun 26, 2013
Policewoman: Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.
See who is talking! "POLICE" of all people huh huh huh

Rather a Bank Robber than a Policeman/woman! angry angry

Fecking "Uniformed THIEVES" and murderers of children like TIMILEHIN!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan, Tinubu, Fashola & Bill Clinton (Picture) by lastpage: 12:21am On Jun 26, 2013
HolyTruth: Hello Sir!
....

A word of advice for you too; it's not civilized or proper to derogate people in authority no matter the height of animosity. If you don't wont him in that position be practical about it; you either pray that God dethrones him, or practically vote him out, or canvass for mass demonstration or pray that God gives him the vision or wisdom you so much desire.
Good talk as per 'everything else' except the below:

Why bring "God" into this matter?
Was it God that 'enthroned" him ? huh
...Except of course, if people like Maurice Iwuruwuru and Atahiru Jega ...have been renamed "Godt" shocked shocked!
huh huh huh

This matter no Konsain God at all, He only sides with the winner.

Time to carry Placard non-stop! wink wink
Alutaaaaaaa


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Health › Re: Detox Foods You Should Start Eating by lastpage: 12:06am On Jun 26, 2013
ZACHIE: You want carry tox detox?
You try with your garri sense
Try "Ijebu" Garri, soak in icy/cold water (on a hot Sunday afternoon), dabble enough roasted Peanuts/Groundnuts on it, put a little Sugar to 'season' .....finally, to completely detox without reverse, grin grin

Gather a small bowl of Beans with a lot of the water used to cook the beans (better if the beans is mashed a bit, dont use Ewa Agoin ...that one is over-matched!).

Settle Down on your best Mat and walahi,.....

By the time you finish, DETOX is your second name.
wink wink kiss kiss


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Trust me on this one, l have been doing it in the forty-plus years ..and you need to see me in person to beleive l am completely "detox" like a fine-boy! shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Power Cuts Worsen As Generation Drops By 1,598MW by lastpage: 3:08am On Jun 25, 2013
maasoap: Power generation can not improve in Nigeria unless we stop extortion and exploitation currently going on with the crude billing system introduced by Barth Nnaji. This crude billing method rewards govt and private investors (Nnaji inclusive) for generating zero power with fixed charge of #500 monthly. This monthly revenue is enough for any investors that generate close-to-nothing MW. Instead of letting these crooks who called themselves investors rewarding themselves for generating nothing, why not directly attach their revenue to what MW they generate, supply and consume by consumers using proportional increase in per unit charge. As against the current arrangement put in place by Nnaji to reward himself and his cronies in the power sector.
Blessed are people like you!
They even increased it to #750/month .... and yet you hardly ever have electricity!
..and they blame saboteurs! huh angry

"Governance and Political leadership in Nigeria is A SCAM".

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Politics › Re: Power Cuts Worsen As Generation Drops By 1,598MW by lastpage: 3:06am On Jun 25, 2013
Slizbeat: Nigeria!!!

A country that gets worse even when Prayer increases.

For over 30 years, we have being praying for Nigeria in distress, yet they keep losing track. With the way our government is running the affairs of this nation, am afraid there would be no hope for the coming generation o0.

Now I don't even have light for up to 6hrs in a day and yet they designated a day for total off after two days of partial 5hrs light brought only at 1a.m to 6a.m when am supposed to be resting while the government themselves enjoys an uninterrupted power supply with all their generating set's fuel tanks connected directly to oil wells.

Just last week, they increase their fixed charge to N750 from N500.

Which way 9ja?

*TYRANTS are never known to change for god ...all by themselves.

*PRAYERS are SCAMS by Nigerian Pastors and MOG's ..... to P.I.M.P the Nigerian MUGUNS!

Until that day, when the OPPRESSED feel the OPPRESSION has reached a Crescendo, WHEN THEY CAN TAKE NO MORE!
That is the day THE MASSES will RISE-UP AGAINST THEIR OPPRESSORS!


In Nigeria's case, that crescendo is set very very high, as a result of our "selfish nature" (just me and me only), our unquestioning nature in matters of Religion and our docile nature, when it comes to asking for what belongs to us.

We are on a long waiting list .....except of course, if we take the bull by the horns... TODAY, TODAY!
wink wink

Learn from the Turkey and Brazil experience, its still on-going.

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Education › Re: Policeman Fires At University Of Ibadan Student On Campus by lastpage: 12:49am On Jun 25, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Take extreme caution indeed they do.. If this guy fired off his weapon twice and didn't once penetrate the vehicle, that means he exercised extreme caution and showed good marksmanship in taking his shot. He fired upon a driver who was trying to evade arrest and in the process posing a threat to the general public. It can be argued that he was protecting the public from a potentially [b] dangerous suspect . [/b]And just because you fired your rip weapon does not mean you used lethal force.. Even a baton strike to the head can be lethal force.

[/b][/quote]You are making too many conjectures here!
You have assumed the 'fleeing person' was a CRAZED STUDENT! DANGEROUS PERSON!! WAS HOLDING HOSTAGES!!! ARMED!!!! ... from your previous posts on this thread.

Where did you get all these insinuations from, from what was posted?

Again, (An example): How does a motorist who makes an "Illegal Right Turn", and flees arrest from a Police officer nearby, becomes DANGEROUS and POSING A DANGER TO THE PUBLIC?

Is it the illegal Turn or the fleeing that makes him DANGEROUS and Posing a DANGER to the Public?


BTW: LETHAL FORCE is force which causes DEATH of the Victim. It does not depend on the 'weapon' used.

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