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Super1759: where are those NL foools that call Gej names, come and attribute your foolish thinking to his actions

Who is this DUNCE?

Did you not read that "Jonathan was in Mali at the behest of the African Union/U.N proposed Negotiation/Military intervention?

Just try and listen to "NEWS" on T.V, not just watch Nollywood 24/7!

If you send a child on an errand, do you blame or credit the child with that INITIATIVE?

This is NOT about GEJ!

Wetin sef? How come peeps like you have very low I.Q and yet be the first to point fingers at some others?

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author: The development, which is getting messier by the day, as Bisi, who is currently engaged to another man, who is a staff of NNPC, has courted more controversy as the revelation has left her current fiancee in limbo. The parents of Bisi’s fiancee had insisted that the actress must get pregnant before they can get married. Now, Bisi is pregnant, but for a different man.

Na dis "mugun" l pity pass, in all this saga!

Fiancee indeed!

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[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Sedated and woke up with a baby?

Tricked into believing she had baby?

Come now! Who believes this crap? [/quote]Only a BRITISH JUDGE!

I no tell you before say British people are very smart?

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[quote author=o.obim]If d great ACHEBE dey piss u and ur dirty tribe off,go wake awo up n piss inside hs mouth[/quote]See what we are saying?
See the "Igbo mentality" in full display!

Achebe no dey piss me at all, l just wonder what went wrong with him, at this stage and age!
Nelson Mandella did not mis-yarn like this now, so it cant be just "old age"!

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alj harem: one would agree with me that this man is an IDEEEEIOT. Take it or leave it

I usually don't insult icons but this achebe of a man is a big mumu. Ideeiot

I am dumbfounded!
I read Achebe's novel some 30+ years ago, in Secondary School.
Millions of Nigerians (Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, e.t.c) read his books in our school (especially Things Fall Apart) and we all regard him as a national (not Igbo!) icon.
In fact, l "use to" put him on the same pedestal with the likes of Wole Soyinka,Cyprian Ekwensi, people we all can truly look up to.
I just dont understand WHY he would stoop to this low level.

*What is he "trying" to achieve?
*"Elders" are supposed to be unifying force, ....not causing dissent and mischief or hatred and bad blood.
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Can anyone imagine a personality like Nelson Mandella uttering this sort of gibberish?[/size]

I am still in shock!
At what age does someone become senile?
What does he stand to gain, at his current age and "state", to stir ethnic hatred among his own people?
Abi he wants to become President of "future" Biafra?

Really, that he was considered not fit enough (on the international arena) to win a Nobel Laureate, is now "obvious and clear"

...and the reasons he adduced are so silly you will have to agree that the man is "mentally broken"!
Imagine: Yorubas are held down by culture? So the Igbos dont have their own culture too?

l will suggest that other Nigerian Nationalities completely ignore what the "respected" Prof.(and l really feel sad that he has to end his days in so much ignominy and opprobium!) is preaching ...and just consign it to the dustbin, while attributing it to some "old-age" mental failure.

The Igbos, like any other Nigerian tribe, knows what is wrong with them.
Let them remove the Log from their own eyes before trying to remove the spec from the eyes of other nationalities.

Only a "weakling" (in the true sense of the word) keeps attributing his or her failure to another person.
The Igbos are "who and what" they chose to become. Simple.

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BTW: Is it still "morally correct" to allow our kids and adolescents to read the literal works of the Prof, in our schools?
Now, knowing what he stands for! I think all Western states should take the bull by the horn and ban his books in our schools. Whether the North will do same, l dont know....

If the story (if we can call it that) is true, l will always show sympathy for anyone in trouble! Sorry Sister, take it on the chin and (wo)Man-Up.

BTW:
At least two of her friends have stated here that they tried to warm her the guy was a fraud.... and she told them off or deleted them from her FaceBook page!
*What manner of a person "deletes her friend" on FBook, simply because they told her the TRUTH about her lover?

Again, for someone who has just lost a husband and has a sick child.
Why would she be charged with "Vehicular Homicide" (just like "murder" but using a vehicle!) ....and jailed for it!
*If she was not guilty?..... and probably too drunk to be at the steering wheel?

Can we assume that her drink-driving (the only reason that charge will stick!) is the cause of her daughters death? Let the 'judge' decide.

Now, she did not seek love from people she knows very well but went of a "faceless" FaceBook!
What do you expect when you fall in love with faceless strangers?

Anyway, l think she has gotten over it NOW...

......Or was she not the one asking people to donate "Okrika" to her?
That racket is something else sha: They ask us to donate used-cloth for CHARITY ...only to end-up selling it and making huge money on it! What a fraud!

I am outa here, fast!

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"Thou shall not covet your neighbors wife"

Otherwise, l for "comment" on Michelle Obama Hips!

Walahi, "HIPS" dont lie!

Emmmm ....... (kneels down and prays for forgiveness, sharp-sharp!)

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Obama/Michelle = Dream Couple
I just wish they had a "BOY" child (nothing against girls, just my wish! .....so dont develop H.B.P. on that!)

[quote author=Garri_Activist]I like dis thread, it's educating EDUCATIVE!

Pls more experiences..............[/quote]I hope "Garri" is not doing some "damages" to your Lexicon?

abi you wan make plane explode on Nairaland?

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AjanleKoko: I knew someone was gonna come up with the reputation thing. It can't be just that.

There are a lot of Nigerians in the diaspora at least, even if we exclude Nigerians living in Nigeria. And, if we look at our local market, the Nigerian aviation industry is one of the oldest in Africa. We've got tons of qualified aviation professionals with lots of experience. We should be exporting these people, if I judge by other industries. We have exported tons of energy professionals to all parts of the globe, and we've also exported telecom engineers (considering mobile comms is less than two decades old in Naija!)

There must be something else.

"Nigerian Aviation Industry"? Which one are you referring to, please?

Emmmm....do we even have a National Carrier?

(scratches head, trying to think of something!)

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safarigirl: Then there are those who take advantage of gender, mostly men, who fail to take women in business seriously, hence they think they can manipulate and outsmart you....

.... if the client gives you a hard time, there is no need to continue with the deal, sue anyone that thinks HE (cos it's mostly he's that try to swindle people) can take you for a ride .

Are you a "man-hater" or what?

You mean you dont know its women who think once they can "push-up some boobs and shake some ar.se" at you, then they should never pay for any service rendered to them? No be women like awoof pass?
Is it not women who coined the phrase "idii'jee"? (ar.se don chop am!)

A few days back, one woman even collected "250K and New phone" from our Male Senator.......only to come out and be shouting "He gave me Syphilis"!
What would he have given her in exchange for 250K and New phone?

l go die o!

Again, its women that have this "sense of entitlement" after-all, you are not supposed to do "certain things" to a woman!
Like if she swindles you, you are supposed to "take it like a man" and not first give her some 'dirty slaps' .....as you would have done to a man-folk like yourself!

C'mmon be fair and objective on this name-calling naah!

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jidegirl12: I know! She's almost 4 and she refused to eat meat chicken, turkey ( I've tried ground meat but she takes it out) since she was 2.

I've noticed recently a lot of carb makes her chubby ( unlike others) and she drinks a lot of milk too. She doesn't like amala and co, I'm taking her to a nutritionist next month, just thot I should ask here for meal ideas since they're talking bout food, lol

I am a Vegetarian too........even more than that your cute baby!

I dont eat chicken at all (all of a sudden o!) but l still like/eat Ponmo, Shaaki, Cow-tail and Bookootoo (Cow-leg)!

..and the only vegetable l can eat is Pumpkin leaves!

(shakes head and sinks teeth into his cow-leg!)

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Am not surprised that the "paid party-lackeys" have turned this thread into an ACN Vs. PDP slug-fest!

Eediots like they are, they cannot debate and reason without party affiliated-thinking!


That Thief-nubu is milking Lagos State dry and impoverishing Lagosians .....in no news!

Okay, give him credit where it is due: He is a very clever fraudster and treasury looter!

By the time we all have to pay "thief-nubu TAX per head", maybe we will "wake-up" and put that cocaine-sniffing vermin, where he really belongs .......behind bars!

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I think there is a Notice l often see that reads like "Pay before Service"?

That sounds like a good idea for Service business like "Dry Cleaning".

Otherwise, demand payment before releasing the "cleaned clothes"!

it is better to have 10-paying customers, than 50 non-paying customers!

Some even have the money (especially companies) but would just sit on your payment (one stewpid "Oga" officer in a Government Ministry behaves like this) like you are at their mercy!

It is nothing but sheer wickedness!

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Here we go again!

Sounds like another "Good" CULT is about to be born?

"Good" company spoils "Bad" behavior!

Ouch, did l make a mistake there?

Make una carry go joor, na today?

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[quote author=Dr. Wise]My brother, Access bank would not kill job seekers with this funny bond. My wife signed that bond in 2009 after training school at Ikeja and left the bank the next year. Guess what??

They collapsed the 2M bond into her account which she already emptied and since then, it has been accruing debit interest. I wrote them a stinker and challenged them to take her to court but yet they have decided to take it on the guarantor who has equally asked them to seek redress in court.

I am still waiting for them . . .[/quote]You see, any MUPPET can draw-up a bond when the other party "has no choice"!

it is called AGREEMENT UNDER DURESS! Null and Void ..... Shikenna!

"Confessions" get contested in court and are thrown in the dustbin (despite the Signature written in blood!)!
How much more that of a "vulnerable job starter" who can easily show that he/She was under pressure to sign and not to sign would simply mean "no-employment"!

Ab initio, that "Bond" should never be a "condition of employment" because training new employee is "given", anywhere!
You are not doing them a favor by training them, you train them so they can perform "better at the duty you give them and you therefore reap the benefit".

Thus, since no one can "create or derive legality" (suing for the 2milla) out of an illegality (the signed bond), the employer suit will simply be thrown out in court.

Any "baby lawyer" who actually studied his books in school will finish that bank, if they ever go to court.

Bottom line is: Not every "signed document" is enforceable in court. Copy That please.

If the issue at stake is "poaching of staff", the labor market is "competitive" and you need to up your game in terms of staff emolument, to retain staff, not by forcing some silly bond on them.

The example of "a company paying your college fees" is a silly one, like comparing orange and Apples!
"College fees" is to attain "educational qualification" (you will still need to be trained when you start work), while "on the job training" is to "increase worker productivity" in particular line of a company's business. Very different.

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BTW: In a country where "University Graduates" are being traumatized with "Trailer Driver" Positions (and they themselves think it is "okay as their DREAM JOB" , ) l am not surprised it keeps getting worse and this silly employers are having a field day.!

Imanuelle: Up i say!!!

Up I. C.! (Up Igbobi College)!

Reply: C,...C,....C.....

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sunny4life: UNILAG..........The school of first choice and the nations pride.If u no lyke am,go bath on top transformer.lol

[size=20pt]UNILAG: BEST, even amongst EQUALS![/size]

Swagger too much!

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Idokojimmy: Dino is married with three children yet
Dino hates Condom although infidelity defines his person
Dino is busy spreading Sexually transmitted Disease
Dino can change ur phone and wardrobe for ur waist
Dino gives girls 250K for Wardrobe yet his wife dresses like one native woman
Dino impregnated Bisi Ibidapo and claims it wasn't him(like Shaggy would always sing)
Dino claims he is a social crusader and Activist. If these are attributes of an activist, a reformer, and a man who wants to change Nigeria, then I'll never be one

More like "Big Sister" in the industry introduces you to Dino......and for "a Phone change and 250K" you opened your legs wide like Ogunpa River!

Now you got Syphilis and you are telling us?
Why didn't you tell us when you pocketed 250Grand?

What are "our ladies" turning into?
Even if Dino was an imbe.cile as alleged, so all it takes is "250K and a Phone" for him to "drive through" your AVENUE? YOU DESERVE WHATEVER YOU GET, even HIV!


"Up-coming artist" my third leg! More like "Up-coming professional slut!

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BTW: if she was "open enough" to send this E-mail, l think the "Arrow of an Editor" should be "bold enough" to Publish her name, after-all, he was 'bold enough' to publish this unverified trash!

Peeps who have NEVER driven an "AUTO" gear car....are always the first to condemn it!
What are they yearning? Based on "experience" or just "rumor"?

I have driven both for over 20yrs!

A lot of people drop "MANUAL" and take up driving an "AUTO"

But believe me, l am yet to see one person who drove an "AUTO" for one year...... and went back to "MANUAL".


You can continue to delude yourselves and bad-mouth "AUTO" (Manual has its own good sides too), l KNOW that when the time is ripe, you will switch to "AUTO" Gear!

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BTW: people are always afraid (and therefore talk ignorantly) of what they dont know or have never experienced!

The BIBLE => God's desire for man.

I've read so may response, especially from those that condemn the Bible, it reeks of so much ignorance you could build a Sky-scrapper with it!

Look, believe what you want, blaspheme if it suits you (Christians wont murder you for Blasphemy! ) ...but be assured that YOU! will be judged according to your utterances...by God of course!

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This is a very serious, life-changing issue.

I will say "calm down, let him do whatever he chooses or makes him feel comfortable, dont move out, dont nag, dont get even.....and dont listen to "outside advise" (including this one! )

I know its going to be hard on you.

I think he is just having a brain-wave. It happens (some men) when you marry and you are wondering if you are truly "caught"!

He will "wake-up" soon and settle down but dont add fuel to the fire on ground.

Seriously, time takes care of knotty problems like this.

If you can, find some chores to divert your attention.
It wont last long before he comes around, take that from me.

Cheers,

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salt 1: Blame the man! Why hit a woman? If she was verbally abusive,why not walk away instead of this show of shame? This picture shd go viral to teach them a lesson.one mad woman is bad enough but for the husband to join...

You mean the picture "showed the man hitting the woman"?

Or are you the man in question and you 're telling us "You did hit her"?



Stop being a "Tow-rag" please.

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frosbel: Lastpage , sorry this is where we differ, GOD never had a spiritual SON.

His SON came into being when conceived by MARY and eventually born as a MAN.

...and what and where was "His Son" BEFORE he came "into being"?

"In the beginning was "The Word" (Jesus)..."The word" was with God,.....and the word was "a" God!. "He" (Jesus) was with God in the beginning. (John 1:1-2)

Concerning Jesus, the Bible explains further in (John 1: 10): He was in the world, though THE WORLD WAS MADE THROUGH HIM => Jesus was God's co-worker in making the world.

Recall at the "beginning" when God said: Let "US" make man in "OUR OWN" image! He was talking to a "co-worker". The "co-worker" as shown in the passage above (John 1:10) is no one else but JESUS, the son of God, the "Morning Star", the "first born" of all creation1

Also note;in (John 1: 14) "The Word" (Jesus) became FLESH and made his dwelling amongst us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the "One and Only" WHO CAME FROM THE FATHER

So you see, we need not differ on anything "Biblical", we just need to AGREE with The Bible ....the "constitution and Dictionary" of God!

Just take your time to read through those passages and "connect them together".
I pray God will give you wisdom and understanding.

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citizenisb:
The source, said to be in favour of the strike, said the Israel-led assault would be 'transformative' and would end up 'saving Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, reanimating the peace process, securing the (Persian) Gulf, sending an unequivocal message to Russia and China, and assuring American ascendancy in the region for a decade to come.'

Can someone PLEASE remind them that "Those who live by "The Sword", would also perish by "The Sword"!

"Save Iraq" my black-bottom!

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BTW: How many times do we have to highlight it that "Israel is NOT a Christian Nation, dont believe in Jesus (they murdered the poor guy!), Dont believe in the Bible (They have their own, The TORAH,).....and the current "political entity" called Israel, is NO LONGER the same as the "spiritual entity" referred to in the Bible (The Kingdom of God has been taken form Israel and given to the "GENTILES"!)

Read "the Gentiles": Any one that believes in Jesus as the son of God, his ransom crucification on the cross of Calvary and his triumphant resurrection and ascendancy to heaven, to sit in judgement over the nations.

Stop spreading fallacy about that criminal state called Israel!

citizenisb: As it is, the sophisticated aerial surveillance vehicle was able to cover the space over the IDF’s southern facilities, the town of Beersheba and the Israeli Air Force base at Nevatim before it was shot down over the Yatir forest south of Mt. Hebron. Its primary missions may have been to record the electronic signatures of the Dimona nuclear reactor’s air defense systems and the American X-band radar station in the Negev, which is linked to the US X-band station [color=#990000]in Turkey.[/color] Together, they are the “forward eyes” of the joint US-Israeli shield against Iranian ballistic missile attack.

What am l reading here?
First, l am a Christian and no bullshyte here.

What has Iran done to the whole western world to deserve this harassment?
Okay, its trying to develop Nuclear Weapons?
Did anyone notice in that quote above that the Israelis, who have never accepted having Nuclear Weapons, mentioned something about a "Nuclear facility" at Dimona?

So, it is okay for Israel to own Nuclear Weapons, but not okay for Iran? How stewpid and self-centered can that be?

If you feel threatened by someone, what do you do? Beef up your own defense system as well.
Israel started the "arms race" in the middle East, now that it has acquired its own Nuclear power, it wants to be riding rough-shod over others in the middle east?

The only reason "Apartheid" still subsists in Palestine is because Israel is the only super-power there and no one can challenge it.

Just imagine what the U.S would have done to smaller countries if not for China (of late) and Russia/USSR as before?


The Israel of today is just "Israel in name", it has no single bearing to the "Spiritual Israel" of the Bible.
They are not even Christians, their religion is Judaism!
They dont even read the Bible, their own Book is "The Torah"!

So, whats all this silly solidarity that Nigerian Christians have for Israel? Ignorance, right?
Is it not strange when a Nuclear armed country "cries that it is afraid" of another nation that has no nuclear weapons or just trying to develop one?

Even at that, why cant we all be fair, in our judgement of the situation?

Right now, did anyone notice how Israel and U.S/NATO are trying to push Turkey to attack Syria?
what they could not achieve in the Security Council, they want to achieve through the back door.

Its not Syrian military that is shelling Turkey, we all know its the Rebels, acting on U.S instruction, just to justify Turkey (and NATO by Proxy!) invading Syria, for a regime change1

Libya is still burning till today, Iraq is still in flames, Pakistan is still in ashes!
Why must these Westerners create carnage all over the world?

I must concede however, the Israeli are very smart. They made a "mugu" of Americans...and it seems they made one of my Nigerian brothers as well, judging by all the comments above!

Israel is so smart it uses "others" to do its dirty work!........ and cries WOLF at the same time!

By God, even just for the sake of the Palestinian children being murdered daily by the Israeli war machine, that Iran or any other Nation in the Middle East, develops Nuclear Power/Weapons, to put these Israeli murderers in check!
That is the only thing that would lead to freedom for the Palestinians......Habaa, since 1940's?

God must triumph over Evil, one day, no matter how long.

stagger: God forbid that I will use the brain of my fellow man to explain his nature. God the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are one and the same. That said, the word "Trinity" was never used in the bible and is a man-made word used to describe the tripartite nature of God.

Mr OP, good luck to you on your exposition.

No Bros,
The "one and the same" of that statement does not refer to a "physical attribute" but to a "purpose of intention".
If you permit me, l will elaborate further:

*God is the Father, creator and to whom worship is directed to, BY ALL.

*Jesus is the spiritual son of God, who God sent to the earth, to redeem us from inherited sin, that his "purpose for us, ab inito" might be resuscitated and accomplished.
Thats why his "perfect and sinless blood" needs to be shed to compensate for the "goof" of Adam and Eve, who were also perfect beings..... till they sinned! A case of "like for like".

*Holy Ghost is a spirit, (not a physical entity), it is the "medium or force of power" through which God accomplishes things. It can take different form as God wants.....and that is what Jesus promised to send to his Disciples, to "comfort and strengthen" them (who were afraid for their safety by then) after his departure (death on the cross), on the day of Pentecost.

Now, to "marry the three different and separate entities" above:

If God wants to do any "physical work", He does not come down but sends his "Holy Spirit" to accomplish it. Dont forget, God Himself is a SPIRIT.

Jesus was also sent to accomplish God's purpose on earth (He too being a Spiritual being in the heavens, before he put himself forward (Father, send me!) to come in the "form" of man); that purpose was to redeem man.
And God was said to be very happy with him that He proclaimed: This is my ONLY begotten son, HEAR HIM; Whosoever shall ask for anything in the name of Jesus, if he so believes, receives it; Let every knee bow down in the name of Jesus and let every tongue profess in the name of Jesus.

Finally, we have seen how the three "work together (for a common purpose) BUT are not the same or EQUAL'!
They all work for a COMMON PURPOSE..... God's PURPOSE.

In these manner, we may "metaphorically" say, they are EQUAL and THE SAME ..... just metaphorically speaking!

I hope l was able to shed some light on this.

Cheers,

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@TroGunn: Thanks for that contribution.

I guess in four engine planes, the failure of one engine or even two (one of each pair on either side), can still be managed by an experienced Pilot.

But most of our local flights use two engine planes (one on each side) and the failure of one will cause so much "roll" that the plane would 95% of the time, CRASH.

if we want to make comparisons, lets compare like with like.
Now show me how many single engine planes (one on each side) survived an engine failure while fully airborne?

That plane should have been properly checked before passengers board...... and the problem detected earlier.
If that has been done, all these "fear and near mishaps" could have been avoided.


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^^^^^ Okay, l throw my hands up in the air.
I like your response though!

We agree to disagree.

Cheers.

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Having read all the comments here-in, l am wondering WHO IS MORE BITTER?

Even the thread itself, was started as a result of "deep-seated" BITTERNESS!

(Shakes head and whistles; we'd get there, one day!)

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