₦airaland Forum

Queenlovely:
It is not this vehicle that protect the president, it is God my dear. They claimed nothing could sink the Titanic but what happened? They claimed we are now god yet we are dying. Forget all these gadget. Bin Laden wrecked havoc on america on their home soil. Just do your best but don't remove God from the equation. A terrorist that means business can shred this in minutes. Confirmation bias is what makes humans feel untouchable

if you believe in Gods protection hit like. I don't care about opposition

And how times has the Beast been attacked or 'shred in minutes'? Or you are of the opinion that, the current crop of terrorists don't mean business?

And stop comparing Apples to Oranges, 9/11 took place because because planes are public transportation accessible to the public, the Beast is not...

delexy123:
Look at the sheer difference between their sizes. Being a photojournalist doesn't make you a scientists. Mind you, this may be written to push a narrative.

lol...o boy na wa for you oh!

So it takes a scientists to determine the gender of an animal that carries its Instruments posteriorly?

YoungRichRuler:
If it's lalasticlala, it's frontpage

Well, I'm a Christian.
I give my tithes.
I'm not forced or coerced to give it.

Jesus died that I might have life in Abundance, to the full, till it overflows.

If folks under the old covenant pay 10%,
I'm under a better covenant and my God deserve more than 10%.

If I don't pay my tithes, there is NO curse that will come upon me because I've been redeemed from the curse of the law.

If you must pay tithes, you are obligated to do it correctly as stipulated in the Bible.

1. You only pay tithe on the 1st,2nd,4th,5th and 6th years.
2. On the 3rd year, you are commanded to distribute your tithe to the poor, widow and hungry...this is not a choice, it is a commandment.
3. You must not pay tithe on the 7th year, it is the year of jubilee...you are commanded to eat your tithe before the lord.

But, if you want to give unto the Lord and his ministry as a new convenant Christian...you should not tithe, you should rather give willingly, cheerfully, not coerced or out of an obligation either to tithing in the Old Testament or from a preacher.

Xbee007:
The truth is the other lion could be female. Don't let its mane fool you. Some female lions have been discovered to have mane.

https://voices.nationalgeographic.org/2012/10/09/weird-wild-rare-maned-lionesses-explained/

I guess the photo journalist that had been close to these lions for days observing them and mostly not his first time of seeing lions and identifying their gender is possibly wrong.

...And you commenting from the comfort and safety of your home, several thousands miles away and in front of a computer maybe possibly right.

MrBigiman:
Lies that TSTV trade on. The real owners of TSTV are Arabs using a Nigerian font just like Etisalat. When push comes to shove, then the truth will be revealed.

But, we are not talking about owners here...you maybe right, the real owners or majority shareholders maybe arabs or whoever.

My point is still valid, that it is a brand new company with no prior network/system of their own.

MrBigiman:
I've been using DSTV for years and the only issues I get are weather related or hardware related, which is understandable.

When DSTV started in Nigeria, it wasn't a Brand new company or startup, they just replicated existing and working network/systems that have been tweaked over the years in SA.

TSTV is a brand new startup with zero network/system elsewhere, Nigeria is there first case and they are bound to make some JJC mistakes and learn from those as they stabilize and grow.

MrBigiman:
I hate rubbish. You haven't started operation and ur system is hacked. What a shame!

It is pretty typical. Most startups don't invest heavily on network security out of the gate.

They all learn and tweak their networks as they go. Plus, there are no permanent network security fixes out there, it is a moving target, which each company must adjust to on a daily basis and even that, day-zero exploits can make a mockery of all your prior network security preparedness.

khaykay15:
Let me tell you what you don't know, am not freaked by all those proposals,the best thing that could happen to one is building a long lasting marriage ,is not about all these proposals up and down, the olden days generation never do marriage proposal and their relationship due last.

But the hype or lack thereof of the proposal is not a factor in determining how long or good the marriage will be.

And comparison to olden days marriage is not a good barometer. Our parents endures a lot from each other and still does today. But our generation today are impatient and intolerant. I can guarantee 100% that, you will be unwilling to endure from your husband what your mom ignored regarding your Dad, same with me.

A very good pointer is and I will be using an extreme example here...most women from olden marriage will not leave their husband in the case of adultery or outside babe or beating(note that, am not saying any of these is good, just highlighting their commitments to the marriage for better for worse), but most women in our generation today will do.

So, when comparing olden days marriage longevity with our short lived and often unstable new generation marriages; we should also consider the 'sh1t' and sacrifices our parents endured (and still enduring) in order to make that marriage work and the fact that, if dealt the same hand, we will have worked out of the marriage long time ago.

khaykay15:
congrats..
But some guys have turned themselves to something else o,all in the name of proposal.

If you are the one on the receiving side of that ring, your tone and language will be different.

PDJT:
-Nice one. Islamic terrorism can’t be given any sort of green light. Obama de-listed Nigeria from the program for such reasons.

Not true.

Take some efforts to research the contents of your comments for their varacity before posting.

Any country that have sent more that 50,000 immigrants to the US in the previous five years is delisted from the next year visa lottery.

Nigeria was not delisted until 2015. Once delisted, it is very difficult to re-enlist as immigrated citizens from the delisted countries will continue to file family-based green cards for their siblings, parents, etc year in and year out...and these filings multiplies each year...making it difficult to bring the number of migrated citizens under 50,000 for each previous successive five years.

Since you are not man enough to tell her, gime her number and I will tell her....

You say, she is beautiful and a wify material right? Am single and searching too.

You never can tell where one and through what means one would find that rubby in the rough, but I will definitely try all avenues I can find.

These ladies threw caution into the air and were careless, thank God they are safe and can learn from their mistakes.

Note: You don't have to call the Uber Driver to confirm, if they are the one. In fact in Nigeria and especially with ladies, I will advise that you don't call the driver. Unlike in the US and most likely UK where your number is replaced by a dummy number when you communicate with the Uber driver, in Nigeria your number is revealed to the driver when you can it can be used to molest you in the future and you will not know if it is the Uber driver, especially if they use a different number for the molestation.

Each time you order an Uber, you are given the picture of the driver; the make, model and license plate number of the vehicle; use these to identify the vehicle and driver before entry....Your App will also show you how far away your driver is from your intend pickup location, so consult it before jumping into a stranger's car that suddenly showed up in front of you...The Driver also have your Uber profile name, ask them to confirm the name of the person they are there to pick before entry.

If I order uber for someone, I usually take a snapshot photo of these info and send it to the person, if you find yourself in the same situation, ask the person who ordered the uber for you to do the same.

free2ryhme:
Becos they used American embassy vehicle does not mean they have to take laws into their hands

If the case were opposite in their country they would have arrested the diplomat in the process citing their law as being superior

Na the useless country called Nigeria caused all this nonsense when we don't have regards for our own laws

Diplomats are granted immunity in their host countries and can't be arrested and yes, it is applicable to even Nigerian diplomats abroad.

Nigerian diplomats abuse this privilege very well in New York City and they are among the top defaulters on parking tickets and traffic offenses in NYC and they don't pay and don't care and there is nothing New York can do about it.

If the crime are serious, the State Department can only plead with their Country of origin to withdraw their immunity, so that they can be prosecuted...if their country of origin refuse, the only recourse left for the host country is to deport them and bar them from re-entry.

Safiaa:
The vagina can expand, I'm not disputing that at all. But penetration is not the cause, like many think it is. Is that really hard to understand?

If by 'penetration' you meant a continuos up and down straight line (or perpendicular) motion, then you are right.

But, we all know that 'bleeding' is not as formal as that, even if done by the same party, unless they don't know what they are doing. 'Bleeding' cannot be said to be effective unless the edges, corners, roof, bottom walls of the vagina are thoroughly serviced...and such continuous servicing can lead to loss of form & shape.

Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, [b]it retracts back to its original size [/b]even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

Not true, yes it is elastic and as you indicated, it expands and retracts, but not to the original position.

Common sense even teach us that, with constant expansion and contraction rubber losses it's original form and firmness so is pussy....

stfadaanthony:
I still wonder what Trump is not doing that made him deserve this,I guess it still as a result of the past election and not his performance as a president... but I hope to see something of this in Africa someday

Trump's approval rating is at 38%, the lowest for any US Presidency, which means he is not performing.

I can't think of any legislative achievement of his till date that benefits commonality of American citizen.

Fleewpeed:
hard copy bible will be extinct

How many hard copies of the Bible or manuscripts were existing during the early christians and they were more effective than the whole of the 20th century Christians put together.

Mariinee:
Just because of a few naira notes?

Dirty and awful smelling ones for that matter.

Benekruku:
Hello! When emergency matters arises, the military step-in, be it health, safety, rescue or whatever. It's a world wide phenomenon please.

What is the emergency in this case?

Also, there is no international standard for military to step in during emergencies. Most countries have civil agencies that steps in to help rescue efforts during emergencies and even at that, they don't administer vaccination.

Bringing home, even during the heights of recent past Ebola epidemic in Nigeria, the military were not administering any medical relief.

Benekruku:
Illiteracy is a disease

Just amazing how they could have thought of sending there wards to school when not enlightened.

Sigh.....

I think their suspicion of the military is healthy.

The last time I checked, vaccinating the public is not one of the functions of the military.

orisa37:
You can't sack him on any job he chooses to do as Mr. President but The NASS can impeach him for gross MISDEMEANOURS of doing the job badly.

Not true.

He was not validly nominated and confirmed as the Minister of Petroleum and as such, the court can rule that, his self-appointment to portfolio is inconsistent with the constitution and can render it and his decisions in that office as invalid.

However, the court maybe not be able to force him out of the position, if he decides to ignore the court order.

The impeachment powers of the senate only one into play, over his Presidency and they can decide to impeach him due to lack of performance over that issue.

The Senate does not have the power to sack or impeach any minister as they work for the presidency and the separation of powers forbids them from doing that, even if they judge that Minister as the worst in performance.

Yes, I can do that; after I had finally bleed his cute six pack best friend.

Sex is overrated and I see it as work.

So if I can be relieved of that obligation by my SO for a month or even more, I will be the happiest guy around.

HeWrites:
Am sure there is but very rear


Lalasticlala

Show me one? I mean of those real Nigerians lady you referenced.

johndwayy:
But bros.. I don't think the op is talking about printing the money and sharing it to everyone's account. I think what he's saying is, why not print the money and use it for industrialization and infrastructural development that will in turn boost the economy.?

It's the same thing, the government will not be able to spend that money with the pre-printing buying power.

All infrastructure developments in Nigeria are done in dollars, the exchange rate will increase to compensate for the new circulating currencies...even Nigerians will gradually stop accepting Naira as a means of payment...

Remember when Naira/dollar was at abt N500/$1, some businesses start insisting on using dollar as means of payment....and others hyper increased the value of their merchandise and some have not reduced it since then...e.g. Keyes Marwa use to be around N300k, it shot up to about N600k, even after stabilizing Naira, the price of keke marwa refuse to come down, same with many other goods and services.

Truckpusher:
Print the goddamn thing and before the West will wake up and suspect anything you've already used it in buying shares, gold, companies from their economy while bringing in policies that will lure their investors down here with the promise of cheap labor and wait till everywhere is calm.

Haven't you heard about currency manipulation by China that America keeps crying about while they are the chief currency manipulators.

Stop comparing China or American with Nigeria.

Those countries have the needed GDP to back their currency manipulation...Every country manipulates their currencies including Nigeria e.g. CBN pumping Forex into the market to stabilize Naira is currency manipulation, anything done to boost a country's currency outside market forces is currency manipulation.

There is not wrong in currency manipulation, the only downside is, if you don't have the GDP to back it, it will lead to hyper inflation and even Nigerians will stop selling goods and services in exchange for the Naira note as its value would have been worthless.

Yes, Nigeria can print any amount of Naira they want, but the country will be in the toilet and your previously otherwise lucrative salary of e.g. N500k/month may now have a buying power of a mere N500.

You can't shine sh1t!

ShitHead:
Too much watching of Hollywood. Wetin the helicopter dey do for air? People capsize for air too?

They have a better view of the people in the water than the rescue boats and can direct the rescue boat to specific individuals on water.

comshots:
All tribes cheat.Except,tribes who practice magun.

You are contradicting yourself....If they don't cheat, what's the need for magun?

kenonze:


U lured the girl into crime.
Before the law she has no case.
She is still a minor.... Juvenile delinquency.
On no account should u divulge ur PIN to a second party

Oga lawyer+judge, she was not lured, it is not against the law to divulge your PIN to someone else, it is just that, it's not a prudent thing to do.

There is no juvenile delinquency involved and the fact that, she is a minor does not adsorb her of the crime alleged...Nigeria prison is pack full of convicted minors.

Davedgr8:
How do u mean bycut bro? does it our immigration officers re wack nd didn't knw there job to our dem take off if any rule was actually breached?

For outbound flights from Nigeria, it is not the duty of Nigeria immigration to ensure that you have the proper traveling documents. In fact, they don't care if you have a visa or not. Their job is to make sure, if you were a visitor to Nigeria that you didn't over stay or cause any issue and will check what you are taking out of the country is legal and that all duties are paid. They are not even equipped with the knowledge and machinery to detect fake visas of each country except that of Nigeria as countries with not allow other countries access to those 'secrets and know hows' or computer systems to check visa authenticity.

It is the job of the foreign immigration on the check-in counter at the other end to ensure that you have the right documents and that was what was done in Israel. Also, the Airlines now took it upon themselves to make sure that, you have the proper papers, only because the foreign country fines them heavily for each person they brought in without proper documentation...but they can be sloppy the discharge of this duty.

phranq30:
Bet9ja fooled us....1.45 odds!

Procrastination odds are a wash...rely on them to your perils...Trump had a odd of 5:95 to win the US Presidency and his 5% odd carried the day!