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take am easy, dem no dey take power erect penis oh!

Hole wey many men don dig tire, some bi your papa age self; na him you dey boast for so? Pickin don even come out from some of those holes and men don die on top of some trying to impress....watch yourself, make u no come go get heart attack on top of woman.

Na the lecturer wey go call police na him I still dey reason so.

He for jus look, smile then pass….the imposter say him don complete three other exams for the guy before, abi the lecturer think say others no notice the thing before now but decided to laugh it out?

Emk5556:
This is a lie from the pit of hell. Whoever wrote this article is reasoning canally and to be canally minded is death. Am married. I don't have a side chike. And am 10 years and counting. I have issues with my wife and kids but we settle. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom. You clearly don't have the fear of God.

Bros, you are blessed and have Grace; kneel down every single day and thank God.

But, don’t conclude that your experience is universal or that something is a lie merely because your experience defers, in fact, your experience is an exception to the norm, that is why you should be grateful to God.

ufotunang:
Side chick that are destroying many marriages

Wrong!

It is the man that is destroying his marriage and not the side chick, and it is only the man that can fix the problem.

If the side chick wakes up tomorrow and says, it is enough, I am not doing again….and the man have not come to that point yet, he will simply look for another side chick and continue from where he stopped.

However, if it was the man that wakes up and says, enough is enough, the healing and restoration process will begin.

MNDY:
She is encouraging more ladies to become side-chicks and justifying it for already existing side-chicks, and you think it makes sense? What of suggesting ways to resolve the issues between the husband and wife?

I don’t see her encouraging anything, she is saying what is bad but actually happening today in our society.

It is accusing someone who is saying that, the price of cement is too high that, that person is supporting high cost of cement.

I also think, she gave some tips to women who find themselves in this situation how to deal with it. She let them know that, the cause of the problem is intentional and it is their husbands and not the side chick and that the reality is, if you found out that, your husband is cheating like the Bible said, you can leave him or if you chose to stay focus on yourself and your kids.

betcliq:
Today one Elderly Man that's in late 80s came to my shop in the morning to patronize me . He was happy with me he bought a bottle of Hot drink and I offered a small bottle of dry Gin in appreciation and a New year gift.
He uttered some words of prayer for me , lastly he told me I'll be great in my business that I will grow in heights . He advised me to be very careful in choosing a girl to marry that I shouldn't pregnant a girl before going to see the parents and pay for bride price that I shouldn't even have sex with her , that a woman I marry will determine if I'll be more successful or encounter challenges in Life . I just dey reason the talk since morning.

This is spiritual I'm From Igbo and I strongly believe in Tradition this got to do with tradition think deep.

What do you guys think about it

Before you strongly start believing in it….to test your hypothesis, call the same old man tomorrow and rain curses him.

Then seat back and listen to his prophetic blessings on your life.

speak2bella:
I hope she learns to control her mouth now. Whether she grew or not, she's already an ex-convict

An ex-convict is someone that has been convicted of a crime by a court of law, her trial (if any) has not even started, how did she become an ex-convict?

Sleeping in a jail cell does not make one an ex-convict, in the Nigeria of today, anyone that does not have money can be made to sleep in a jail cell.

TheGift:
You guys are all just displaying your ignorance, and bias. Plus the fact that you ran with the headline, without digesting the content.

How is "Nigeria has achieved what American is trying to achieve with infrastructure" the same with "Nigeria has better infrastructure than America"? ...

I am waiting.


In the meantime, update yourself on Biden and US Infrastructure plan challenges:

https://www.heritage.org/budget-and-spending/commentary/4-big-problems-bidens-infrastructure-plan

https://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2021-11-08/biden-faces-fresh-challenges-after-infrastructure-victory

I hope you will read.

No point reading your long essay or link, Fashola is wrong and you are wrong.

Build Back Better Act is an over ambitious $2T bill package that Democrats are fighting to pass through Congress.

Beyond the Build Back Better Act, America functions through budgets and spending caps, there are infrastructural projects litter around current America budget that dwarfs anything happening in Nigeria.

If the US Congress can pass those budgets, they pass what is call Continuous Resolution, otherwise the government shutdowns down.

Any where you go to today, there are road and infrastructure projects going on.

The US BBB Act is not even an infrastructure bill, it is just that, infrastructure is part of it…it covers Management of National Forest, Job placement, Drinking water, Energy Efficiency, Electric Vehicle, Public Health, Housing, Home owner Assistance, Cyber Security, Tribal land, Wild fire, Small business assistance, free child care, free community college, expanded Medicaid, tax increase, paid medical leave, immigration, etc, etc.

Infrastructure is just a tinny portion of it and current budgets have infrastructure built-in. The main reason Democrats are having such difficulties passing it is because, the bill contain all the Democrats wish list items from more than 30-40 years ago and they want to jam it through Congress at a go, that bill will pass if the price tag is drastically reduced or if it contains only infrastructure.

AdeOri99:
So I got this girl that I like, but I am having a hard time talking to her without making her feel timid. She even try as much as she could to hide her feelings from me, but it is hard not to notice.

We currently distance apart, so I don't get to see her physically, but even when we are seeing physically she had to put a lot of effort to respond to me. As an effort on my part, I had to soften up, invoke emotions and show her the weak side of me, which she appreciates and responds in like manner, she can even speak to me very confidently then, but when I begin to drift back to my normal self (not that I am not emotional, but trust me, emotions rob you of your productivity so I use it sparingly, most time I kill it). She begins to withdraw again.

Me, I like her very much, because she isn't demanding (I don't need to be checking up on her every time, and she can take care of herself also, she is even enterprising and her parent are rich, so she don't lack money) but I don't like it that she is not very confident while talking to me, whereas, she is the jovial type.

Mind you, I soften up a great deal to make her comfortable with me, which works until I get serious again. I can't remain soft because it will affect my productivity. I need other methods.

Give me her number, so that I can help you talk to her..

Blackie46:
While I commend his generosity, I think this habit of giving these guys money who washing your windscreen should stop. Let us stop patronising them. Young lads who ordinarily should go learn skills have resulted to this style of begging in the name of windscreen washing. Most times the motivation isn't poverty, it is laziness. Give the young boy 100k, tommorow you will meet him there the next day.This has encouraging them to shun learning skills that could help them in future. I know a thirteen year old who repairs keke while his mates takes the begging option. They sometimes intimidate him with the money they make. The keke repairer makes money too but it seems the other guys found a quicker means. I encouraged him to continue learning and working diligently. It is well

Their money, their generosity, their begging…..do as you wish with yours, let’s love rule.

Stargurl20:
I haven't cheated on any guy, neither am I married. Moreover, I can never put my egg I a basket. That doesn't me I'm cheating. I'm just trying to safe my self from being disappointed

The wrong assumption you may be making is that, 'marriage is a destination'.

If while single, you want to play it safe from being disappointed, therefore you do not want to put all your 'eggs in one basket'; I think you should also employ the same strategy for marriage, because they no longer offering the solace or the feeling of a 'destination' they use to offer in the past, and they can fail and lead to big disappointments.

In fact many girl/boy relationships today are more blissful and last longer than marriages these days. And, since the expectations are not so high in boy/girl friends relationships, the impact of the disappointments are minimal compare to marriages.

The chances that anyone’s marriage fails today is 2-to-1, no longer a sure bet as it use to be.

Women may forgive, but they will never never forget!

Xhurskid:
Why did he passed one way
... Can u do that in America

In America, it will be clearly marked as one way, start with big bold red sign at the entrance saying DO NOT ENTER, with a cross on it, in case you can read English….

then along the road, you will see signs saying WRONG WAY….

Also all vehicles parked along that road on both sides will be facing one way…

Also, in some streets they will further paint the road to indicate one way!

It is the duty of the State/Town to ensure that those signs are always there and maintained.

starbuck:
I will love to live in the last floor to avoid too many people's wahala about visiting or trying to check up on me

That is even when you will get more visitors, as from that spot you can view the whole city including New Jersey at one glance, buy a binocular at becomes a daily sight seeing spot.

Plus, the elevators will be working 24/7, so your visitors are not going to use the stairs.

Though because of this scenic view apartments at the top floors or as you go higher are usually not available, restricted, reserved for a select few and exorbitantly expensive compare to other similar apartments at lower floors.

This is going to either be a big hit or a big miss!

What is the security challenge that 5G can solve that the current 3G or 4G can’t?

yrex01:
but he's not the owner of the school nau

He is the owner of the school, but not the building the school is situated, he rented the building for his school.

Yes, it is wrong to set the building ablaze, as it is someone else’s who is not connected to the crime.

NaijaGoBetter20:
Good for him.

So this beautiful girl don die be that

People just want to wake up and become a millionaire.

You have all these to your name and still looking way to cut wealth, I used to believe only Yoruba and Igbo do rituals not until I moved close to North.

Good for him?

Did you read, where it was stated that the building does not belong to him and that he was just renting it?

hmmmm

More proof that Elections are scam and a waste in Nigeria.

If the incumbent chooses his or her successor, why the hullabaloo about us voting?

Jessi04:
Expect more surprises due to the forthcoming general elections.

All na election IGG, they will never remove the subsidy until after the election.

I even expect the price of cement, fuel, rice, etc to fall drastically this year into next year and heavily subsidized at the backend by the FG, but they will ‘sell’ these lower prices to masses as the good work of the FG now yielding fruits and more reason they should be returned to power.

Immediately after elections, it will be another hike!

Kobojunkie:
Let’s begin to use our head in these things abeg!

Someone like Hitler can't go to the Christian Heavean because someone like Hitler lived a life in direct disobedience of Jesus Christ's teachings and commandments, and it was apparent for the world to see. In case you attempt to ask what if Hitler had asked for forgiveness right before His death, well It is untrue that one can simply ask for forgiveness on one's death bed, this after living a life of debauchery and , and still make it into God's Heaven. Read Matthew 25 vs 31 - 25 where Christians are told that only the sheep amongst them will enter into Heaven.

So, what saith thou about the thief on Jesus’ right side, who literally went to paradise right from his death bed?

FreeStuffsNG:
1-0 Is 'disastrously'
That's why most folks insist that IPOB terrorists are not educated. That was a fine match and our boys, Nigerian Boys, fought gallantly.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
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1-0 defeat can be disastrous, it all depends on your terms of reference.

Nigeria was highly favored to win, they went through the group stage with precision and top not only their group but the whole tournament tables only to loss to one of the group stage best losers.

Yes, student visa or marriage to a US citizen or permanent resident is more likely.

However, visitor visa is still viable e.g. attending conferences, tourism, etc.

But in all cases except for marriage, make to have a strong tie to Nigeria that will overcome the doubts of your interviewer that you are an intended migrate.

You are on to something there, stay the course.

Maybe the soap wey dey cut for am forbids sex under the same roof wey it is kept.

You have to decide if you are after him for the short term ie for his money, good looks or some type of long term relationship.

If it is for the long term, take his calls but maintain your grounds.

I beg, make him go receive him reward for heaven like teachers!

Wawelexy:
Which lyrics dey for that sex video?

Abi the lecturer dey use the video masturbate? Because I do not trust this northern people, they cannot control their sexual urge...

The question says 'notorious video...', your mind must be very dirty, if it defaulted to sex video..

FreeStuffsNG:
Honestly, your future and past was actually trashed by your mediocre state Governors since 1999.

Fortunately for us in Lagos,with all modesty and morababa thanks to God for blessing us with a visionary leader like Asiwaju Tinubu, ours has been from one milestone to another milestone, one great milestone after the other.
You have wasted too much of your time and life on hatred, bigotry and bitterness. You will lose las las because your heart is full of bitterness.

I plead with my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Asiwaju Tinubu is the best man for the job.
God bless Nigeria forever

Bros forget that matter!

It is foregone conclusion that Tinubu will win and it is not because his opponent did not out strategy him, it is simply because OUR MUMU NEVER DO!

Tinubu have the money and backing of the FG, no other candidate have that same reach and access to Mint new money.

Unless the masses grow some sense and reject these destiny thieves, they will keep winning and wen things hard na all us e go hard for, both those who vote against their well-being because they collect recharge card or some other benefit or those who vote conscience.

It is cat, snakes strike strangle and swallow, they don’t leave open flesh wounds like that.

The cat might have been frightened hence they drop it and ran or they may think that is a safe place to leave their kills to which they will keep coming back to eat it.

Any open as little as will allow the small of a cat through will also allow their body through, even if the body is very huge, same with human beings….if your head can through any opening, with persistent and hard work, the rest of your body will slip through.

It is either Filling Station or Fuel Station; you are right but she is wrong.

Why are you even arguing with her, just tell her she is right, so that she can go ahead and embrace her in public, then she will learn.

Honor10:
Anybody that has not come to terms with Tinubu presidency in 2023 is deceiving himself.

This is a Borno senators, do you guys know the marginal votes that do come from Borno state alone, last time it was almost 1M, marginal votes o,(the difference between Buhari votes and Atiku), I am not sure the whole of South East marginal votes is up to or more than that, that's just one state in the north o.

That's why we do tell our Brothers from the East that Tinubu doesn't need them to become president. Tinubu know the states that matters and will do everything to get the votes in these States.

You are correct, but are only looking at one of the two factors a Presidential candidate in Nigeria must meet in order to be declared the President-Elect.

As you indicated, one must win the majority vote, but that individual must also win at least 25% votes from at least 24 states of the federation.

Agreed, the East are not strong enough to stop him, but it is not because of their meager vote margin compare to the North, rather it is because of their individual greeds and lack of cohesive unity.

Otherwise, all the South-South need is 13 states from the region to bound together and they will be at equity with the North and will be able to demand their equal share of the National Presidency. They don’t need Lagos or those other states.

There are enough States there to achieve this, but for the greed of their political leaders.

Shaddymie:
It's because is still God that does it, even with your money and IVF, if God doesn't answer the prayer, it will still be a fruitless effort. I know of someone who has tried IVF multiple times, yet it didn't work out, my prayer is God should answer their prayers speedily.


quote author=Orissodiq post=109445464]I absolutely believe in miracle and that what God can not do doesn't exist (IVF) is a miracle on itself.
But how many of you have noticed that all these people claiming giving birth after long waiting are RICH & HAVE MORE THAN 1 KID?
So please we should stop headslaming d people that claim it's IVF. But why people always like to omitted the IVF part in their dedication? It's not bad even on a religions ground i believe so y are people seen it as a bad thing?

God is a jealous God, He does share His glory with anyone or any procedure, certainly not with IVF.

You can take Panadol and still expect God to miraculously heal your headache, you have already resulted in self-help, give the glory to Panadol for your healing.

Next time, when you want God to take the full glory, don’t take any medication, kneel down and pray until God heals you.

Buddhist who worship & pray to Cows, do IVF and get the same success/failure rates as Christians who worship & pray to God.

The successful Buddhist bring worship and praises to their Cow for ensuring a successful procedure, the Christians bring praises to God for the same reason. By this, Christians are indirectly insulting God and bring Him to the same level as a Cow.

If you gave birth through IVF give thanks to the process and the miracles of science and take little money from that tithe money use it to donate to scientific research e.g. current drive to find cure for cancer.

Medicine have it’s place in modern society while God still performs His miracles, let’s not mix the two. Paul told young Timothy to take a little wine for His stomach seek….he did not tell him to take the wine and pray on it, Paul knew that the wine alone will take care of Timothy’s stomach issues, just like Panadol will take care of your headache, therefore he did not wax religion out Timothy by bring God’s miracle into the whole thing.

God1000:
Wow, this is heartwarming, I pray that my brother and his wife will have their own soon.

They've been married since 2014, but the wife hasn't conceived yet.

Faith without work is nothing says the wise one.

Tell them to visit a fertility clinic and consider IVF, thank me later.