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Politics › Re: Joi Nunieh: I Slapped Akpabio For Sexually Harassing Me by lozanni(m): 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2020
kokoA:
He he.. That guy has access to fresh babes o.. Wetin he wan take your expired body do? grin
Exactly my thoughts too. Some guys get carried away too easily, mostly after topping up a little. cheesy
Crime › Re: Man Burns A 10-Year-Old Boy's Buttocks With A Hot Knife In Ogun by lozanni(m):
IvarTheBoneless:
shocked

I know this guy. He's my neighbour...

I was told he lived for 23.5 years in a place full of red mud and pigs. undecided

PLEASE flog him and deport him back there.
Nahhh!!! Dont disown your brother. When I say 'Afon' and you say 'Jah', na you Sabi.
Your other Sister, a Deaconness of Winners Chapel burnt a small Kaduna girl's butt and kpekus in Abuja too.
I don't know why you folks like the smell of roasted human flesh so much undecided
Travel › Re: Canada: Hellish Red-Striped Smoking Hills Which Have Been Burning For Centuries by lozanni(m): 1:55pm On Jul 13, 2020
punisha:
shocked

R u sure it is not devil blowing out smokes through his nostrils. That could be the location of hellfire na?
Macjebs pls check well if u will see some red monkeys with spears there guarding the south entrance.
grin So the devil has nostrils.
Strange as it seems, that natural phenomenon may have a purpose to play in the country or world's ecosystem, just as the Amazon forrest, located in South America, supplies the whole Earth about one-third of the Oxygen it needs.
Travel › Re: Canada: Hellish Red-Striped Smoking Hills Which Have Been Burning For Centuries by lozanni(m): 1:50pm On Jul 13, 2020
TemmyT002:
You can kill somebody and hide the body here
undecided I dey take one kind eye look you.
Why are you entertaining such morbid thoughts?
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Man Pours Hot Water On His Wife's Breasts In Enugu (Graphic Pics) by lozanni(m): 3:59am On Jul 13, 2020
gambia:
Mad people full this country sha undecided
The guilty guy, Opoku, is a Ghanaian.
Agriculture › Re: We Can Supply Groundnut In Large Quantity by lozanni(m): 9:48pm On Jul 09, 2020
samchide:
Price is inflating ...
Please what is the current price per kilo of groundnuts?
Politics › Re: Sheriff Emeka Eboh Zadok Is Dead by lozanni(m): 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2020
sad I remember when he was appointed and people were rejoicing that he was one of the youngest people to be appointed into a political office by the state Government.
It's a pity he passed on just like that.
May his Soul rest in peace.
Politics › Re: FEC Approves N109.187bn For Road, Hostel Contracts by lozanni(m): 11:16am On Jul 09, 2020
MondayOsunbor:
The first one was to aid the completion of the Enugu – Lokponta section of the Enugu – Port Harcourt highway, it was augmentation of existing contract by N25bn, the council approved that augmentation. “The second memorandum was the award of three different roads.


augmentation of existing contract by N25bn ?

I DONT UNDERSTAND?
It's possible that there was is a foreign component involved in the construction of the road and the increase in the exchange rate has increased it's cost.
It's also possible that the ongoing Covid scourge has led to increase in overhead costs, such as labour, as the workers and project consultants concerned might have been paid during the two months when there was a total lockdown of the economy, and no work was done on the project
Politics › Re: FEC Approves N109.187bn For Road, Hostel Contracts by lozanni(m): 11:10am On Jul 09, 2020
I was thinking that two of the most vital roads in Lagos: The Lagos-Badagry Expressway and the Apapa-Oworonsoki Expressway will be included to quicken the completion of those roads in order to give the much needed relief to Lagosians.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Dollar Video Played On Edo Biggest Roundabout Billboard by lozanni(m): 11:00am On Jul 09, 2020
grin This is how politics is supposed to be played: Hilarious, entertaining and educating (so that voters can make informed decisions) and not through thuggery, violence and vote rigging.
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Demolishes Substandard Tunnel Built By Okorocha In Owerri (Pictures) by lozanni(m): 10:53am On Jul 09, 2020
EastGold:
Pọtọpọtọ everywhere. That's the trademark of IPOB lands.

Their states, they cannot manage.
Na dia side okija shrine dey.
Na dia side church of Satan dey
Your monicker is so wrong. You claim East is Gold, then turn around to abuse them. Smh
Family › Re: How Do You Cope If Married To Someone You Don't Love? by lozanni(m): 12:50am On Jul 07, 2020
bukatyne:
Brother Ollins,

If this lady is as terrible as this, how were you able to get an erection to stick it into her?

How did you start the toasting to get her into your bed and arms?

The same magic you worked to get her pregnant, use it again.

It is in you like peak!
It could be that she had great physical endowment, before the marriage, but after childbirth everything has lost shape, hence the disinterest on the part of the guy as she has little or nothing more to offer (poor personality).
If the ops is from a certain part of the country that likes 'enjoyment' so much, he would have married wife number 2 by now.
Jokes Etc › Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by lozanni(m): 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2020
grin grin grin Does that look like the trousers of a clueless person
Family › Re: Met My Son For The First Time Today - Photos by lozanni(m): 4:09pm On Jul 03, 2020
Congratulations on the birth of your Son.
Like his biblical namesake, he shall go forth in the Lord's strength and Excel greatly IJMN, Amen.
Politics › Re: How APC Governors Backed Obaseki's Move To PDP by lozanni(m): 9:48am On Jul 03, 2020
Anazp:
Ok oh. Our politicians are shameless. Or how else do you explain the fact that APC governors actually lobbied PDP so that Obaseki could get its ticket?
They saw the need to stick together to fight against Godfatherism, as they felt they could suffer the same ordeal Obaseki had in APC tommorow.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes & Impregnates 14-Year-Old Girl In Sokoto, Throws Baby In Bush by lozanni(m): 9:40am On Jul 03, 2020
GboyegaD:
Where some people dey pray to God to give them one, some dey throway wetin God give them. This is life sha...

On the other story, we need a strong punitive measure to discourage rape.
Exactly!!! I wonder if there is a connection between these incessant rape cases and hard drug misuse.
Crime › Re: Man Beats 8 Months Pregnant Wife To Coma In Lagos State by lozanni(m): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2020
The lady had better run for her life because it seems the guy married her for her money and now he has got what he wanted; the only way to get rid of her is to beat her to stupor.
The latest beating and kicking of her stomach, even with the pregnancy, really ought to send the message across to the lady.
However, on the guys side, we should ask questions if he ever caught the lady cheating or if doubts the paternity of the baby in the womb (cause some women are very devious and deep).The best way out for him is a separation rather than commit murder and be hanged for it.
Crime › Re: I Rape Housewives, Maids During Operation ― Adeniyi Ajayi by lozanni(m): 12:24pm On Jul 02, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
So no one caught on to his false tactics all these whilehuh

Or no man was brave enough to challenge him even if he "supposedly" had a gang? When you can clearly tackle him and lock the door.


And even those male colleagues in the office, no one was smart enough to catch on, or they couldn't tactically and bravely face the ganghuh
The guy was armed, never mind the story he told about carrying only Torchlight.
Family › Re: My Encounter With A Married Man Yesterday by lozanni(m): 6:09pm On Jun 29, 2020
VULCAN:
In a country that is the poverty capital of the world, this your example has no value.

We need examples of how people who are financially challenged are able to maintain sexual harmony despite having a very busy and chaotic life. For example, in lagos where some people leave home by 4am(pre-corona) and return by 10pm there must be a way around this problem.
You are quite wrong as it has value to some middle class and upper class citizens.
The very poor ones might not be able to solve such problem as, sadly, the daily rigours of searching for means to fend for their families, might leave both husband and wife completely exhausted at the end of the day.
However, provision of modern transport facilities, like the light rail, can reduce travel time to one hour, to and from the office; also provision of Hi-Tech internet and communication facilities that ensures you do not spend the night at the office ( especially Bankers), will give couples more time for themselves and their children.
Family › Re: My Encounter With A Married Man Yesterday by lozanni(m): 10:56pm On Jun 28, 2020
Most married men feel sex deprived because after marriage and childbirth, the wife's focus changes to the children, her Job and other things like domestic activities which often leads the husband to feel neglected.
I know a very wealthy man who told the wife to remain a housewife, provides her with all the luxury she needs, she has a Special Assistant who changes her slippers to shoes for her before she gets down from her Jeep!
Also there is a cook, steward and other domestic staff to cater to the family needs as the wealthy man does not want the wife to be worn out by domestic activities; you can guess where the wealthy man reaps the benefits for the care he shows to his wife wink
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Author Of All Time? by lozanni(m):
My favourite novel of all time was written by Fred Mustard Stewart, entitled: A rage against Heaven. The novel was set in the period of the American civil war and was very engaging that I read it thrice without getting bored!
Other writers I enjoyed their novels are Agatha Christie, James Hardley Chase, Ian Fleming, author of the James Bond series, Enid Blyton, Cyprian Ekwensi and others.
Christianity Etc › Re: Opening The Eyes While Praying, Good Or Bad? by lozanni(m): 6:58pm On Jun 28, 2020
TeejayBlaq:
when you open ur eyes while praying you'll see the devil...i remember dose dayz in primary sku
grin That was part of the fables we were told back then to put the fear of God into us.
Opening eyes during prayers is good for security purposes.
I remember the son of a Pastor who told me a story about how the offering in his father's church disappeared while they were all collectively praying over the offering that had just been collected; he said upon opening their eyes, the offering bowl had disappeared!!! They searched all nook and cranny of the church and the whole street where the church was located but could not find the bowl.
The above incident now made the church pass a law that during prayers all ushers must have their eyes open to avoid a repeat of the theft of the offering bowl.
Crime › Re: Woman Attempts Suicide In Abule-Egba, Rescued By Neighbours by lozanni(m): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Yoruba and Igbo people are what is wrong with Nigeria argue with your keyboards.
They find ways to tribalise everything

Edit: I am happy that some Igbos and Yorubas are admiting it THAT IS A STEP FORWARD I appreciate you guys for admiting it. You people will go far in life.

for those who still refuse to admit it imagine if all 248 other ethnic groups in Nigeria decided to go at each others throat the same exact way Igbos and Yorubas go at each other EVERY SINGLE DAY on NAIRALAND just imagine.

Imagine you are an Hausa, fulani, Ibibio etc would you rather have a president who is Yoruba or Igbo or someone who is Jukum, Ijaw or just any other group that is not Yoruba or Igbo. Ask your non Yoruba & Igbo friends to find out or make a poll online but I'm sure the Igbos and Yorubas would rig the online poll lol

Don't let your ego be so fragile, that you react easily, Yes you owe me nothing but we are neighbors your right stops where mine begins, nobody likes noisy, show off neighbors. that was why Goodluck Jonathan from a state with only 8 local governments became president and not any of the Igbos who people thought would be president and now it is why Tinubu will not become president nobody likes noisy show offs. Especially if those people are "champions of their tribes" like Nnamdi Kanu, Ojukwu, Tinubu, Ishaq Akintola etc people from other tribes will ALWAYS go for whom they perceive is the lesser of 2 evils, the least radical. That is why Igbos would support Atiku over Buhari if not because of Jagabans change of mind Buhari would not have won.

In all Remember Nigeria has 250 ethnic groups not 2 or 4 dont be decieved Ijaw has 6 states Igbo has 5, the way you have millions of people Tiv, Jukun, Ijaw, all have millions of people, Yoruba alone or Igbo alone can not rule Nigeria, you need to work with other ethnic groups so learn to be accomodating, clip your tongues.

If you continue seeing everybody else as OTHER instead of Nigerians, I can assure you you will keep losing and Nigeria as a whole will suffer for it, the Hausas you people think are one are merely accomodating each other there is tension between them Hausas see fulani's as Bush people, mamfa have their issues if you are smart strategists you will go round and find allies but instead you stay in your houses hurling abuses at EVERY SINGLE tribe/person that is not yours.

Hausa-fulani have been successful because they made Ninzom tribe feel like they are Hausas they made Ngweshe people feel welcome make Nupe people feel at home so these ethnic groups do not feel threatened when an Hausa rules them the same cannot be said of the Ibibio people living next to the Igbos or the Ijaws living next to the Yorubas

Let me stop here enough knowledge for today

The fact that you people are saying I am Afonjaa shows just how bad things are. I am not Yoruba neither am I Igbo or Hausa I'm just telling you people the truth. Take it or leave it, the truth is the truth. Travel and learn.
I am Igbo, I don't understand why the Igbo and Yoruba people are constantly quarreling on Nairaland. From my observation, it seems both groups believe that the other group does not like them, but this is a big lie because I have interacted closely with both groups and can say the ordinary people do not harbour illwill towards any body.
@Ops is quite right that, the day both groups, which are gifted with brilliant and exceptional human beings, decide to sort out their differences peacefully, while accommodating their Nigerian brothers, that will be the day the nation will begin it's March to political,economic and technological greatness
Crime › Re: Kidnappers In Bauchi: We Need Her Virginity Not Money by lozanni(m): 5:30pm On Jun 28, 2020
I think the service provider can provide details about the exact location the text message to the lady's father was sent from.
The above measure will help to track the lady's whereabout quickly.
Travel › Re: 262 Out Of 860 Pilots In Pakistan Have Fake Licenses by lozanni(m): 9:35pm On Jun 25, 2020
starbuck:
Why would their government be this careless embarassed embarassed

That is it show that there are countries, Nigeria is better than
Correct. No Nigerian Politician will show favouritism for a Pilot to be employed, what of if the Politician unknowingly boards the plane of the unqualified Pilot? We love life too much to take such risk jare smiley
I read once that Nigerian Pilots are among the best in the World, as they were being poached by countries like Saudi Arabia and other countries. I wonder what the current situation is like now.
Travel › Re: Flight Resumption: Air Peace Flies All Its Aircrafts Across Nigeria by lozanni(m): 7:14pm On Jun 25, 2020
chrischukszy01:
When will dey fly oshomole back to Edo state?
grin My guy make una let that man rest
Family › Re: My Worst Fear Finally Happened, Please Help by lozanni(m): 10:50am On Jun 24, 2020
wany:
Cry me a river ,1. Your story has no bearing,in the op case is the wife rich and the bread winner. 2. You have only heard from the op have you heard from the wife.why take sides. You didn't cheat but admitted you cheated right who does such.I beg put your emotions in check biko. undecided
I understand that you will like to support the wife, as a fellow lady, but two wrongs does not make a right.
If the man cheated, it's left for the couple to sit down and talk to each other in order to get over their problems and move on with their lives, not for a third party to barge into the relationship and add petrol to an already existing fire and thereby make things worse.
Also, marriage as an institution can be quite a mystery, don't be surprised if after a year of separation from her husband, the man's wife will now come to herself and start blaming her mother for advising her to leave her marriage, so that's why I advised against external influence on the marriage, rather the couple should be left to sort out their issues by themselves.
Family › Re: My Worst Fear Finally Happened, Please Help by lozanni(m): 1:44am On Jun 24, 2020
I wish some single mothers will borrow some sense. The single mother had through her lack of intelligence driven away her husband or suitors who would have got married to her and now she transferred that foolishness to her daughter's home in order to destroy it, instead of her to advise the young couple to sit down and communicate with each other to solve their problems which are not too weighty to be resolved.
This single mother scenerio played out in the marriage of a friend of mine. The single mother came to stay with the friend and his wife, the single lady's daughter and turned out to be a thorn in the flesh of the guy who was having financial challenges then and was depending on his wife who had a good job. It got to the extent that if the guy drives out with the family car and comes back home, that the mean mother inlaw will resort to scolding him that he should not touch the car again as it was her daughter who owned it.
The above maltreatment of the friend was supported by his wife who was also treating the guy with disrespect based on her mother's advise.
As fate would have it, the guy's sister who lived in the US visited and witnessed the bad treatment been given her brother by his wife and mother inlaw and decided to file papers for the friend to relocate to the US.
Today, the friend is doing well in the States and has picked three of his kids to live with him in the US, while waiting for the last child to complete his primary education before he joins them over there.
The disrespectful wife now seeing her husband is doing very well over there in the States now calls him, speaking to him with utmost respect, but the friend still does not trust her motives as he has not said anything about her joining him over there.
The windmill of the gods are always turning round, a person might be down today, but tommorow becomes very wealthy and influential. Thats why we should treat everyone with respect.
Crime › Re: Couple Involved In Murder/Suicide In Lekki Were Scheduled To Get Married by lozanni(m): 7:46pm On Jun 22, 2020
cry The Man obviously had mental health issues and did not know where to turn to for help. It's so sad.
Sports › Re: Garba Lawal: Victor Osimhen’s €60m Price Tag Outrageous by lozanni(m): 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2020
paulolee:
naaa...dts not good...if the price is too much, he would face more pressure and scrutiny even before he settles for example the previous ivorian guy dt moved from lille to arsenal( cnt remeber dt his name sef)
That is Nicholas Pepe
Crime › Re: Spicykvng Vee & Vivian: Lesbian Kills Her Partner In Delta Because Of A Man by lozanni(m): 10:43am On Jun 18, 2020
1Sharon:
I'm sure lesbian porn is your favourite.
Nope, am a guy, not one of those type of ladies
Crime › Re: Spicykvng Vee & Vivian: Lesbian Kills Her Partner In Delta Because Of A Man by lozanni(m): 8:10am On Jun 17, 2020
BeautifulWoman:
I was curious for many years about my sexuality if I was a lesbian, bisexual, or straight. At a point, I fell in love with both a lady and a man. I liked the company and warmth of a girlfriend but also enjoy the strength and safety that comes with a male.

I am happy I chose one lifestyle and my heart is free.
Please tell us the lifestyle you chose to complete the story

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