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Lol

Lol

Funny thread
Where did you read this nonsense from?
Males are very dumb sha, sorry o,if you are a male and reading this

Thank God for making me this gender

Fake

Melison:
doing exactly what the picture below depicts won't do u no harm,not everything is funny learn to look and troway face if u no get wetin to talk

Resist the urge to shalaye

J

myles16:
Lols...SMH for you
Abi they want to scam the gullible ones in their gender, the ones that melt anytime they see f beside a Monika

Exactly why we are special, some people become gullible when they see us, ain't that miraculous? Females are miracles

Good

Hmmn

I feel so sad for op

Just here to laugh

This is why I always do thank God that I'm a female. Imagine people needing to fake their identity just to be my gender, ahh God you are wonderful, I'm glad you didn't make me that gender M.
Females are superheroes


Check my signature to see how I can help you boost your business and life. As I see scammers and genderly confused people full this thread, abeg, no chat me up o, I no get time to treat your mental problem.

Whats the benefit of lieing that one is white in a Nigerian forum? Been trying to think about it but just can't

Oga

Both are beautiful but they don't look near alike, lol
One face is oblong, Liz is flat face, how do they look alike?

Beautiful

Fuckingmallam45:
Alaye, she was giving birth into a rich family, so what did you expect? Poverty turned a lot of girls into waywardness.

Hmmn, this is truth. How can you be ambitious when you are Hungary, you would first think of how to get food first now

See this Op o, let me ask you a question, did you tell any of these ladies you would triple date before they started the relationship with you? Now you Are you planning to crash their hopes after you have raised it that they have find husband?
Oga, God will judge you, and punish you as you wan break my heart like this.
People, I am the number 2 girl

Nigerians worship rich people even if they won't give them any money. Watch as this thread go full of Ned worshippers.

By the way, check my signature to see how I can help you boost your business and your life altogether

Hmmn, it is well

But do you know that I can help you, yes I can, check my signature see how I would help you increase your clients, boost more sales and grow your business or promote your brand

Haywhymido:
lol, dey deceive yourself people like hearing and witnessing good news. If you invite them they will come.

If I invite you, will you come?

Africans remain the only race that ages extremely slowly. Many of our men that are 25 still look like teenagers. I can't believe he's 30

Blacks truly don't crack

I also want to look like a teenager in my 30's, happy Birthday man

Nigerians too love superstitious things and lies.

NewDelhi:
You can get there bro. Stop wasting your precious time on nairaland and focus on better things in life rather than arguing whether God exists or not in the religious section.

Pele, you nko, where you dey waste yours?

Nah! My ego won't make me do something like that. Plus I don't even attend parties, my mind is telling me that on my wedding, there won't be any guest at Ore Iyawo side

I hope this helps, I know the boys would be happy. Truth be told ,one of the main causes of rape is undiagnosed mental problems that many Nigerian MEN are suffering from.
Because I dont know why a mentally healthy man would rape children.


Check my signature below to see how I can help you boost your business sales

Return the Money or tell people about it.

God doesn't bless through STEALING, it is THEFT to take what does not belong to you and mocking God when you attribute such to God.

Thats how one girl was telling me how she saw someone's wallet on her way out of class and that day she didn't have any money but prayed for Miracle that morning and thus the money is a miraculous blessing from God

I weep for all of you thiefs that take stuffs like that, you will soon use the money to NURSE diseases at hospitals or even get properties worth that amount destroyed or stolen. By that time you would have forgotten about the money you stole and falsely attributed such success to God

A friend or you? Confess

Pelxmiye:
Well in Nigeria ,you have to be a somebody before you can effect any change, it's not that way in saner climes.. that's why it's been difficult getting the right people with right intentions into political offices.

I totally agree, thats why we need to build ourselves and be somebody first, and afterwards, we could help effect changes in the system

biggy26:
Since you are in planet Jupiter, I found it hard to reach you. Or maybe I should wait for Elon musk's crew to return

I meant chat me up through the link in my signature

God is indeed patient

Openbusiness3:
This thread is going to front page. I can bet N200m with anybody

What if it doesn't? Do you have 200m you want to pay?