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[quote author=tpia@]all you people looking for visa, hope you were told america is not a jungle so you will need to pretend to be civilized if you reach there?

lmao @ "too brilliant".[/quote]What is wrong with you this woman? Why are you spreading your venom all over Nairaland even on Christmas day? I used to like you but I can't help but cringe whenever I see your moniker now.

It's obvious you're jobless(just as I am, anyways), but you don't see me being bitter all over plenty of threads on NL. You need Jesus, you need a shrink and you also need to get LAID

Shameless woman. Why is she covering her face? So that the cameras won't capture her face?

"Honey, you've laid your bed. Now lie on it" If she has succeeded in delivering those drugs, she will have turned to a bug girl overnight....with no shame. Now she's caught, and she's ashamed. Funny!

Which country was she caught?

imperiouxx: An id!ot has been spamming my email with this nonsense for some days now.

Me too! I thought I was the only one. Kai. Nigerians

imperiouxx: Yay! Hope you're ready for all night? B'cos tonight is gonna be a night to remember! https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/winking/winking0001.gif

imperiouxx: Sebi you too don know wetin you do nau!

Oya chop kiss.
My sweet Poraro, My Honey bombom, the cockroach in my comboard. I'm on my way. I dey Albuquerque

imperiouxx: I'm sure as many foods as he can carry like you said won't last him for 5 years unless it's possible for him to make photocopies and laminate the foods.

He will still fall back to what I earlier told him....... buy what Walmart has and others from Nigerian/African market in MD.

So, why worried about someone at the airport confiscating your food or fuccking your plans at the last minute?

All these long epistles for me? You dey vex say I no gree come do Christmas at NM?

God catch you.

bigfrancis21: Happy sunday, Nairalanders.

I'm fully set to go. The preparations have not been easy. For those abroad, I want to ask the particular food stuffs that are prohibited at the airport? In particular, is red oil or palm oil or nmanu nni(igbo) prohibited at the airport?

These are the food stuffs I bought:
Ogbono
Egwusi
Crayfish
Okporoko[stockfish. Both fillets and the stockfish ear(nti okporoko)]
Dry fish
Red oil
A dozen of curry and thyme each(I learnt ours tastes differently from theirs)
Maggi and knor.
Garri and 'garri turner'.

I didn't buy okro and ugu leaves because I believe I could find them there.
Those abroad, please I need your inputs.

Carry as many food as you can carry BigFrancis. But don't carry Palm Oil, it will be seized. Carry garri turner (small or medium size). My mom didn't allow me bring any as she was afraid the airliners might think I wan take am fight

The wooden spoon or ladle I got at Walmart kept breaking until I bought the better one at Houston. don't carry chicken flavored Maggi. Americans will seize it

Carry Ugwu and butter leaf. No Ugwu here unless you wan chop spinach sha oo.
Truth it, you're going to Maryland you will Def have African stores around...but you could save your money and bring those things from Nigeria. Ordinary powdered peak milk is $16 and 5litres of Palm Oil is $26. She you see?

Me, I be akagum sha. I cannot be spending all my $$ on food and whatnot when I can spend them on clothes Safe Trip

imperiouxx: You are just a typical Nigerian going on journey. You will get more than enough of all this in MD (State of Nigerians). Those bold are all what I have good friend sent to me in large quantities because there is no African store here in my town. Okra, no worry about that one, Americans dey fry am as appetizer. Dem get okra plenty for Walmart, sealed in bags.

Mind you, I didn't bring any food stuffs from Nigeria while coming and I ate pounded yam prepared from pounded yam flour for more than 7 months.

Your stomach na Heavy duty me I cannot eat all those Walmart junk save for the okra o. Kai, Mr Imperiouxx....oyinbo curry is different jor. it's quite tasteless

I'm sure you like American food too sef

Following the debate on twitter.

That woman is a turd. One little tweet is about to change her life forever. We know many white people are lowkey racist but will never voice it out. Now see what her exuberance has caused her and her company? I can even see that the company shares are dropping

Once they find out that you're from Africa they start asking foolish and unreasonable questions. Some even think Africa is a country

Saw this on twitter. I'm going to North America, I hope I don't get shot by George Zimmerman. No Kidding! I'm Black!
#HasJustineLandedYet

The book isn't a new thing. It was written 3-4 tears ago by Moji Obasanjo. Iyabo's mom.

I'm not dissing anybody but some people can be ill informed sha.

Naijamericana: Its not developed either...

China isn't developed?

I don hear new thing today oo

kulyie: steal fork ke?

fork that they are selling 140 naira per pack in the market.what will anyone be stealing a thing as cheap as that for. smh

Yes I've "Stolen" blanket on KLM before. And trust me, oyinbo people too do. The white lady beside me was travelling with her two grandchildren and I saw her with my two korokoro eyes, putting their blankets in the children's backpacks

Karma caught me sha, cos I forgot my sweater on board. But if not for the blanket, cold for kill me for airport when we landed.

[quote author=Graviton v.2.0.]Uhm..Guys,

Ms Nas, I'm sure Amefrica was just trying to state a point and I'm also sure he meant nothing by it.

I was also hurt by your post as it was clearly re-stating what imperioux had already said. Amefrica said he "thought" the school was a red flag, I also thought the same and made my thoughts known.

Please, this is nothing to get angry about, ma'am. I apologize for the misinformation. We are all comrades.[/quote]Hey, the guy clearly has an axe to grind. Nonetheless, I really don't care. But....

Amefrica: Like I give a flying monkey.

All I can say is....you should. Hence,

Amefrica: I beg ur pardon! Did you see where I wrote 'I think'? Why not read well before attacking?

There are so many ways to correct someone, than making rude posts. Imperiouxx no be human being? Abi you no see how he corrected me?

This is my last post on this. Watch it, just watch it okay.

Amefrica: What's the meaning of that ? Wetin bring that one come? Moreover, imperiouxx clarified it already.

Is that comment directed at me? Watch your tongue.
Really, watch it and respect yourself okay??
The same right you had when you told the guy the school was a red flag was the same right I had to correct you. I repeat, Watch it.

FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY IS NOT A FRAUD!!! Abeg please verify before you give people erroneous information. One of the members of this forum got her visa with that school.

Amefrica: No matter how small ur cash is, you must declare it. You can't travel with above 10K

I've always told you, verify stuffs before you assume. I carried cash, but not up to 10,000USD and I wasn't required to declare it. My friend (we were on the same flight) carried 12,000USDnd she declared nada

chucky234: Imagine someone who had the oportunity to study abroad with the entire school fees paid by her father referred to the father as a bad and failed one, maybe I should kill my father for not paying a kobo throughout my secondary and university education.
You were even given a bungalow in Abuja for free, hmmm Iyabo I had to attach myself with a friend in a one room apartment after my graduation then build my way up to where I'm today yet see no reason to crucify my dad in full public glare. The bible demands that you honour your father and mother so long they are able to put food on your table, OBJ deserve some respect from this wayward daughter of his.
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This part of your post I like! The ingrate made mention of the fact that she worked in the kitchen, library and later as a Graduate Assistant. Blah blah. Welcome to America. Her father was benevolent enough, just as my father is to pay my fees in school here.

The best you can do is work for the extra money you can make. Like is that even a point? I also worked at the library too before getting a Graduate Teaching Assistant Position and trust me, all those experiences are what will mold me for life.

The will make me appreciate things better. What you don't work for, you don't appreciate. Just because you father was head of state doesn't mean you will have everything on a platter of gold! Hell, I have friends who came here without a dime to pay their tuition. But are they out of school? No. They increased their hustle ni. Working will in school does no debase a human, it makes them appreciate the luxuries of life and prepares you for the labor market out there.

All in all, GEJ, OBJ, Iyabo.....none of them are innocent.

mobuch: Its so sad that this sort of scandals and shame emanates from only the yoruba tribe; you can never hear this happening in an ibo or hausa family; this scandal only shows a complete breakdown in family values in the yoruba land.

I say it again and i repeat it again, i dont care what some idiottas here might say about me, but yeriba people are the most disgraceful and shameless set of people walking on the surface of this earth; there is hardly no family in yeriba land where an abomination hasnt and is still being commited.

Iyabo is also as shameless and as stupid as that old cock called obasonjo; they should both be arrested and shhot dead for bleeding this country bad. Abominable fools.

Ko ni da fun e.....because if the bolded. ko ni da fun e rara rara, Iwo Oloshi yi

dolapobello1: Loool. What if the VO is male?

Then, that would be the definition of Jonzing

lisadem: Ms Jobless... . Me sef will be done by tomorrow.

Lool. Look bush abeg

[quote author=adeola_drg]Iyabo!!! Oo ni eko ile fa.. Stupidity baba re?? smh[/quote]E Bami bere lowo omo Ale yen. Ki lo Le to 'yen?
Emi o Nii f'owo osi juwe Ile Baba Mi Lailai

Freewilly: Things fall apart in ofemma-nu land. I wonder what soyinka will say about this.

Please have some sense. Just because two mannerless people chose to air their views under the watchful eyes of Nigerians doesn't means we(Ofe Manus) as you call it are at each others throat.

Are you so dumb that instead of you to read and digest what was written, and comment if you have a sensible part in your brain that can handle those kinds of reasoning?

But no, you chose to want to to turn this thread into a tribal thread. You sir/madam is what we call Abunnu because your so pathetic. What's wrong with you? Tell me. What??!

Go and sleep and wake up in two hours or whenever you're ready to utilize half of the brain The Heavenly Father has given you.

Ode Alailero Omo Jatijati. Afo'fun gbemu

First off, this letter best be a fiction of Vanguard's imagination. If not...

But I'm not shocked anyways. I read 'Moji Obasanjo's Biography and most of what Iyabo is saying we're mentioned in there.

This is what I think, both Iyabo, Olusegun, Goodluck and Co cannot be absolved of any blame. This is the case of "Things Fall Apart, and the Center Cannot Hold". As the Yorubas will also say "Nkan to so won po, lo tu won ka"

All of them contributed in one way or the other to the situation Nigeria has found herself as a nation in present day. This is a classic case of mudslinging. Washing your dirty linens in public. Fighting like a pair of mad cows. Its a pity.

For Obasanjo to have written such a letter to Jonathan, I'm really sure it's not out of patriotism by the way things are presently but a deal gone sour somewhere along the line. Didn't he campaign for the guy too? Didn't he want to turn into a democratic dictator when he was also president (with the third term palaver?) Abegi, Baba, look bush. We have had enough of you. Mr. Jonathan, as for you...your day of reckoning is coming. You and your cohorts and sycophants should gear up and run Nigeria to the ground. Everyone of you will be in history

Iyabo, Ori e o pe rara Did you win the elections that got you into the upper legislative house on your own steam or Daddy dearest? Would you lie that no extra kobo apart from your salary entered your deep pockets? Its not as if you are a saint yourself. Or you think people have forgotten the Adeife and Akinola Sodipo-Akindeko issue. What I read of that incident wasn't what you was quoted up there. Ibi ti eyan o si, Olorun wa nibe. You've just behaved like a classic Omo Ale.


All of you are criminals! All of you. Bunch of clowns. E kosi kuro jare

Forgive me for being mischievous (that poster that o quoted). I'm done with finals, hence I'm jobless.

But still

kizzykingz: please gurus in the house this is what i have been working on during my preparation period just want your review on them
my interview preparation
VO: good morning sir
ME: good morning sir/ma
VO: so what are you here for?
Me: to get the visa
VO: pass me your documents
Me: looking into her eyes with a gentle smile pass the document to her
VO: so which School?
ME: Houston community college
VO: so why do you want to study in the U.S
ME: I want to study in the U.s because my education, skills and natural talent will be 100% guaranteed regarding to the fact that that the united states houses the best community college when it comes to health science and health care programme and state of art facilities and also the conducive learning environment and the wonderful relationship between the lecturers and students and the exposure of one’s skills and talent through a carefully guided scheme and proper counseling
VO: how many other schools did you apply to?
ME: 2 lone star community college and Howard community college
VO: how many where you accepted to?
ME: the both of them. Still beaming my smiles and have been looking into her eye all the way
VO: so why did you choose Houston community college above the others
ME: that is because Houston community college is exceptional in guiding students into achieving their set goals and it will also give me the type of exposure that I want to get on the course I want to study and regarding their affiliation as the only community college that is a member institution to one of the biggest medical centre in the US which is the Texas medical centre, it will also go a long way in educating me on the technicality and more practical aspect of my course
VO: so how did you know about this school?
ME: I came across an article while In my final year of high school during one of the red cross and first aid society meetings of which I am a member with the topic HCC AND MY NURSING DREAM by fresh student of Houston community college then by name adaeze Bianca nwokem after going through this article it caught my curiosity and went into an extensive research for this school through the internet where I applied some websites like the usnews.com collegeboard.com and even the applytexas.org
VO: so what course?
ME: associate of arts in nursing.
VO: why did you choose this course?
ME: as a child I have always loved taking care of people showing people love catering for people and lending help to the aged sick injured and helpless. I had always wanted to be all this and the only course that will guide me better with more professionalism, technicality and more exposure on this my childhood dreams and ambition will be nursing so now am grown up ready to choose a future it will be definitely a future in the nursing career
VO: what will this course do for you after your study?
ME: it will help me in rendering better and more superb humanitarian services in my country Nigeria and also set an example for the future generation and also inculcate the technicality of the course in my country Nigeria with better exposure to yield a tremendous outcome thereby bringing about a better change in the health care sector in general.
VO: so who is your sponsor?
ME: my Uncle Polycarp ogwuegbu.
VO: so what does he do for a living?
ME: he is currently a health care officer in the Medical centre of McKinney located at 130 s.central express way McKinney TX 75070
VO: can I have his bank statement
ME: still gazing her in the eye wearing a dazzling smile hands over the document

VO: what do you plan to do after your studies in the U.S?
ME: I will return to do my compulsory one year community service for my country which is known as the N.Y.S.C and after that I will use my certificate to get myself a good job where I can have job satisfaction and be able to use my knowledge, technicality and exposure that I acquired abroad to influence the people around me and the health sector I find myself and also render humanitarian service.
VO: how old are you?
ME: 19
VO: where will you be staying in the U.S?
ME: 8006 durhamrun lane Richmond TX 77046
VO: pick up your documents at the isolo-lagos DHL house. New airport road junction apapa oshodi express way isolo, Lagos welcome to the United States a land of opportunities
ME: thank you and gently walk away with soft smiles on my face

I quoted all these looooonggg thing to do this
Bros, I wish you all the best. But no VO is gonna give you time to be rapping all those long rhymes in front of them oo. Anyways sha, goodluck, you will need it


Wait sef, shey you wan go use TirÒ for VO ni? All this your I go smile into her eyes, smile into her mouth, smile into her blouse Jazz no dey catch Oyinbo oo.

asemota osazuwa: .hi....all the gurus....amefrica and all....pls which is d first document to be given when d Vo ask for your traveling documents...is it advisable to give all ur traveling docs to the Vo .when he/she .ask for.d docs.....pls.....need contributions open house qustion.....thanks all

You no dey hear word ni?
If anybody answers this dude, I will swear for them

Go and read the whole thread

imperiouxx: Thanks baby. https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0072.gif

This your flower, e get as e be.

lisadem: what achievement will make me too entitled to this triple e-kisssing iyam jealous

Oya, you sef take Don't be jelly

imperiouxx:

Wetin? Leave Lizard alone

Imperiouxx, take

oweniwe: 1993 ? 1997 ?

Computers were very scarce in nigeria at d time

You said scarce, not unavailable.

Profkomolafe: Proudly ogbomosho man......akala stil remains one of our hero coz he did z best. Mind u no one z perfect.

Ogbomoso, Ogbomojugun!! Why do you like flashy flashy things? Is it because of the free cash he doles out? Kai, mo gbe'di fun yin o!