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Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by NoToPile: 6:09pm On Jan 08, 2021
Trayceey:
Thanks darling. As you're happy for the progress of others, so shall people celebrate you too
You are welcome sis cheesy grin
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by NoToPile: 5:48pm On Jan 08, 2021
Trayceey:
leave those small children dear. The guy already called me last night apologising .
I almost screamed ope oo! when I read this

grin cheesy cheesy

Happy the little ish has been settled.
Family › Re: Injustice Against A Widow Over Late Husbands Properties by NoToPile: 12:37pm On Jan 08, 2021
Now there's a will, wahala again.


The lawyers own is sortable.

In-laws baby mamas etc very messy situation.
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by NoToPile: 7:30pm On Jan 07, 2021
I am not interested in the giving a gift or not part of the arguement, I am much more worried about your reaction.

You have a fiancee which means soon you will be married by now you SHOULD know how to manage your parents and husband which should actually be the easiet to manage for you.

You should NEVER have told him about the incident , A simple - sorry mom it must have been an oversight and not saying a word to your fiance would have sufficed and next time he wants to visit you can chip in the 'I think you should get some fruits( or whatever) for mum' part

Your mum might not be wrong for telling you what she told you, Elderly people have certain expectations which might not sound palatable to our ears but you are the one that knows how you will handle the issues.

This simple matter? It has never even gotten to in- law matters
Politics › Re: NIN Holders To Pay N15,000 To Correct Date Of Birth, 5000 For Name, Address by NoToPile: 3:05pm On Jan 07, 2021
But the change of name was 500naira per name
As at 2017.

Just made a 500naira remitta payment with a court affidavit and it was done.


Because of the rush they increased it
Family › Re: by NoToPile: 8:44am On Jan 07, 2021
What a thread.
Family › Re: I Told I Love Her And This Happened by NoToPile: 5:19pm On Jan 05, 2021
pocohantas:
She is probably caught between being loyal to you and being loyal to her brother. I won’t be surprised to know her brother (your friend), is doing his best to scatter the situationship.

Sorry about your licked ice cream. An ice cream once licked cannot be unlicked. You’ll be fine
Looooooooollll abegiii make una no kill me with laugh ooooo.

grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Joke With COVID-19 - D.K. Olukoya by NoToPile: 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2021
He also told mfm members during 31st service to use facemasks and obey protocols not because they don't have faith but because we are to watch and pray.


So I think watching is - being careful and obey protocols and we pray too.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by NoToPile: 4:26pm On Jan 05, 2021
Sanchez01:
Here's where the greed is; a telco company was leased a part of the land for 10 years, and the landlord has received a 10-year lease payment. First is the danger of continued exposure to radiation being emitted from the base station but that isn't the issue to the landlord. He agrees to the deal to sell that tiny part to the telco company for cool millions of Naira and then realise he can no longer stay there, possibly because he has been advised of the dangers

He could have outrightly sold to the telco but they might not want the entire land and it is an unwise business move. This particular land is dangerous to health as it is but the landlord and our esteemed omo onile must maximise profit.

So they decide to sell the land but exclude the part they leased out for 10 years so that they can return in the not too distant future to cash out again while the new land owner is well marinated with radiation emitted from the base station.

Since the landlord still has a stake in the listed land, it won't be long before his many children rise up to lay a claim to the land after his demise and pursue the case legally, but that isn't the point.

The land is listed for sale, and the landlord has received payment for the leased part.

He should outrightly sell to whoever is interested, so that the person can decide to terminate the telco contract after ten years owing to prolonged exposure or choose to get paid at his or her own detriment. You can't eat your cake and have it.
The land has been made unfit to live on because of the mast
The first bolded - how do you know this first info,because the guy said tenants are living there


2nd bolded - let the regulatory bodies enforce that

The point still remains nobody can teach the owner of the land how/when/what to sell.

It is left to the buyer to do his own diligence, if you ask me the seller is honest enough, he has said it as it is, prospective buyers know what is involved.

The seller still has the right to sell or not to sell any portion of his land anyhow he wants it and honestly non of us has the right to tell him how he should sell his property.



All this grammar we are speaking sef , maybe the land has already been sold grin grin grin
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by NoToPile: 3:17pm On Jan 05, 2021
Sanchez01:
You+the original owners of the land+the family are thieves, nothing more. The owners already received 10 years payment but decided to sell the other parts of the land along with the dilapidated structurehuh

I understand land is pricey in Lagos but selling that property is building from the ground afresh. The mast area is a part of the land. And that it is closest to residential buildings is worse! The landlord must be one greedy human and you, supposedly marketing the place is doing a bad job.

Any reasonable human being who values his or her life and living conditions won't sit in the same compound with a telco mast. Convert the vacant areas on the land to a farm.

How can you receive a 10-year payment from a telco and then sell the land, leaving out where the mast is? Who gets exposed periodically to radiation? Who comes down with cancer in the end? Who receives payment from telcos?

Again, you, + the landlord and whoever thought to sell the land after leasing a part for mast use are bunch of criminals and horrible people.
As much as I wouldn't buy a land close to a mast or lease a portion of my land to a telco company, I don't understand what the problem is exactly .

Health wise it might not be safe but saying they are greedy/ thieves is what I don't get. The buyer can see that there is a mast close by, its not anything shady, the buyer will make an informed decision.

The portion of the mast is leased, that is the only portion the owner cannot sell ( at least until the lease expires)

They want to sell the other portion is that supposed to be a crime? They want to continue their lease contract with the telco is that also supposed to be a crime? I don't think so, its the prospective buyer that will do his due diligence if he decides to buy, its his own fault not the fault of the sellers. His own korokoro eyes is seeing what is on ground.

No crime has been committed here.
Family › Re: Igbo's In The House, I Need Your Opinion by NoToPile: 8:26pm On Jan 04, 2021
bukatyne:
Maybe I just have no tolerance for all this 'he said, she said' and drama with people I neither live nor work with.

Whether your BIL and his wife claim to be the first wife or not, how does it affect you?

Do you live together? Do they pay your salary into her account because she is your senior wife?

Your husband has told you not to bother yourself so what is the problem?

Why don't you save this energy for when REAL issues come up (if they do)?

Abeg, leave this pettiness for 2020. It is because you greet your BIL more than one sentence that's why he is telling you his wife is the senior one
Exactly @ the bolded.
Family › Re: Igbo's In The House, I Need Your Opinion by NoToPile: 9:39am On Jan 04, 2021
I am not igbo but why would a man be this petty, its women that drag these things naau.


Ignore him
Family › Re: The Fate Of Tunde Thomas! A Lesson For Men!! by NoToPile: 9:37am On Jan 04, 2021
bukatyne:
Hahahahaha

Paul was a SIMP, I shook and stopped reading there.

Same Paul a lot of people called a misogynist because of his perceived views on women.
My sister the matter tire me,I never even thought it would get to misquoting scripture haba.
Family › Re: The Fate Of Tunde Thomas! A Lesson For Men!! by NoToPile:
You are entitled to your opinion but please don't misquote the bible.

Don't misquote the bible to prove points, you can post your simping and alphaing matters without heresy.

All scripture are inspired by the holyspirit, you saying Paul wrote a portion because of some reason you cooked up is not acceptable because you are indirectly saying it was not Inspired.
Celebrities › Re: Yetunde Bakare Agrees That Ladies Without ₦500,000 Don't Deserve A Man by NoToPile: 9:39pm On Jan 03, 2021
Loool how many Nigerians (single, married, male ,female) have 500k in their accounts. grin abi no be this same naija.

All these threads sef
Family › Re: How Would You Solve This Kind Of Issue? by NoToPile: 4:54pm On Jan 03, 2021
Hajokexyz:
They say the law is an ass and I fully endorse this statement.
you know why ? I'll tell you .


There's a banana tree next door to where I live .This tree overhangs my premises .
Every morning I have to sweep up the dead leaves of the next door .
Now this banana tree has two lovely bunches of fruit in it. The two lovely bunches overhangs my premises. I love bananas and my children love bananas too . If we have to sweep up the dead leaves from the tree ... surely we are entitled to some compensation for our trouble? suppose one day .... I cut down one of the bunches and eat the bananas. After all ... we did not go into our neighbor's compound to cut it . we found it in our yard . what would the law say about it ?.



The law would say I have converted another man's property to mine . which is a round about way of saying I am a thief .
As far as the law is concerned , even though the banana bunches overhang my premises .... they do not belong to me .



But I say to the law ..... what about the dead leaves I have to sweep up every morning?
has the tree that does not belong to me right to litter my premises ?
And the law replies , That's a different matter ; the law allows you to cut down the overhanging branch because every owner of the premises also owns the space above it .
If your neighbor's branch overhangs your premises , That's an infringement of your space .



All this is puzzling me . so I say to the law ,
if I cut down the offending branch , the fruit will be lying on the ground , and will become rotten if they are not eaten .
And yet you say I must not eat the bananas. They belong to my neighbor. After All it was his tree that bore them .



so there it is - the law at its silliest . I may cut down the bananas but I must not eat then , indeed ! I came across this but of law in an old boom written by a lawyer or the layman that is you and me .
And the feeling I got after reading this book was that the law is the most complicated business one can ever involved in .
No wonder they need lawyers to interpret them .


one if the most risky things a person can do is defend himself in court . He may think his case of a straightforward ....but in law nothing is ever straightforward.


English project page 16/17
Ahaaa there you have it.
Family › Re: How Would You Solve This Kind Of Issue? by NoToPile: 4:53pm On Jan 03, 2021
YoungAncient1:
Have you read the law is an ass?
Exactly what came to my mind, there is a comprehension passage in senior English project that was an excerpt from the law is an ass. Same scenario.
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by NoToPile: 3:44pm On Jan 03, 2021
Loool this thread is so hilarious, I have been laughing so hard.
Family › Re: How Can I Get Delta State Certificate Of Origin Within Lagos by NoToPile: 2:50pm On Jan 03, 2021
chucklesclothin:
How much will I pay to get register at the liaison officer in Lagos
I don't have an idea but it shouldn't be more than 1-2k naira I think.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by NoToPile: 2:04pm On Jan 01, 2021
gmacnoms:
Fouani Nigeria is the sole dealer of LG Korea products. You will only get the korea, which is the main and real LG from ONLY fouani LG stores. There are several branded LG stores that are not Fouani Nigeria. Lots of people want to buy LG korea, but very few can actually afford it.

There is LG branded TVs which are made in China, picture quality, and durability is also amazing. Can compete head in with the korea version. This China version is what is found in all stores that aren't fouani. Retailers and online vendors sell this because it has its own bragging rights and it is affordable.

If you aren't told, or if you don't know so much about TVs, you wouldn't even tell the difference. What I am selling for 60k as clearance sells for between 90k/110k
This is why when some people want to sell an LG product bought at fouani for xyz some peeps will always say they bought it xyz price at Jumia.

From experience the ones bought at Fouani are more expensive.

I salute your honesty.
Family › Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by NoToPile: 11:48am On Jan 01, 2021
CSTRR:
A lady came to me asking for Money.

Married lady with Four kids.
I promised to give her the money and she said she said she will come to my house by 8pm.

I didn't think much of it.

When she came by 8pm, my head nearly scatter.

If you see wetin she wear. All the assets were showing in high definition.

My John Thomas responded immediately, but the FEAR Of GOD kicked in.

I gave her the money so she can go asap, but she just sat down on the chair, asked for water and watched TV for 2 hours till 10pm

If not for God, I would have fuccked someone's Wife that day.
Haaaaaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Family › Re: Message From My Landlord by NoToPile: 7:47am On Jan 01, 2021
Negotiate with him.

Its well oo
Family › Re: Nominate 50 Underprivileged individuals To Get #10, 000 & Help for 6 Months! by NoToPile: 7:40am On Jan 01, 2021
Can I nominate 2 people?

A widow and one other woman.

Things are not very easy for them
Christianity Etc › Re: "Vilifying Kumuyi Over #JusticeForDonDavis Is Uncalled For" - Reno Omokri by NoToPile: 2:09pm On Dec 31, 2020
But the deeper life church authority has spoken why are they calling kumuyi, the church has issued a statement.
Christianity Etc › Re: OPINION: Did Any Pastor Prophesy 2020 Would Be The ‘year Of Coronavirus’? by NoToPile: 11:15am On Dec 29, 2020
Yes It was even prophesized 2018 I think, it was accurate, said a disease originating from Asian continent highly contagious ( can't remember the exact words but I was shaking as I watched the video, very accurate words) that it can't be averted and prayers should be made.

It was a vigil in a canopy canopy , the video came out after covid hit. Its a small not popular church.
Christianity Etc › Re: List Of States That Banned Cross-Over Service by NoToPile: 10:26am On Dec 29, 2020
Who complied this list? When did LAGOS ban it?
Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Lagos Chapter Directs Churches To Close At 11pm On December 31 by NoToPile: 9:06am On Dec 29, 2020
I still don't gerrit, if services can hold till 11pm why not then hold service from 11pm-12am.
Romance › Re: Birmingham Student Mocked For 32HH Boobs Raises Fund For Breast Reduction (Pix) by NoToPile: 8:42am On Dec 28, 2020
KosiGee:
Those saying her breasts are not big...

She’s 5ft 4...breast size 32HH

That’s a VW Golf with the headlights or tyres of Dangote Truck.
I didn't even know there was a H size.

I started counting from BCDEFGH,

32H, she's slim with a very very big cup size.

Its well.
Family › Re: Uncooperative Wife, Advise Needed Pls by NoToPile: 7:34pm On Dec 27, 2020
Oga I think I have read different threads from this same moniker, it seems theres something that is a fundamental issue in your relationship with wifey, find out what it is solve it and all these issues will be resolved.
Politics › Re: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by NoToPile:
Family › Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by NoToPile: 2:14am On Dec 27, 2020
It seems the craze for abroad has affected the thinking of some people. She should let 3 children go because they are in the UK? Very warped thinking.

Terrible people everywhere.
Politics › Re: FGs Survival Fund: My Regret On Christmas Day by NoToPile: 1:47am On Dec 27, 2020
Afamed:
Then always use your data and time for information that will add values to you. Covid19 loan is different from the survival grant. Covid 19 loan was on from March till June 30. It was announced on TVs, Radio and even on Daily Covid 19 briefing. I can not remember how many times, the secretary to Federal Gov, Boss
Mustapha announced it on daily Covid 19 briefing both on channels TV, Ait, NTA, TvC. .it was severely announced on CBN tweeter. A thread was created here on Nairaland. Mr President talked about Covid 19 loan during one of his briefing. https://www.nairaland.com/5809088/cbns-n50bn-covid-19-fund-disbursement/151
Survival grant was also on from October before the application was closed few days ago. SA to VP was on Channels TV to announce it on many occasions. VP made mention of it. Same was announced on Nairaland here.
I wouldn't know, the kind of news that interest people like you.

This is another ongoing one: https://nyif.nmfb.com.ng/
I am very surprised peeps that use nairaland are saying they were not aware of all these stuffs.

This stuff was everywhere even on whatsap, peeps were always forwarding the links to groups

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