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kulyie: coogar boy i have been seeing your e.mails via nairaland and each time i respond,i get a mailer deamon.can you please send a proper e.mail,just send me your e.mail adress via nairaland and ill be able to reply you directly through e.mail.by the way i didnt know you are a fan of Mouth Action.sha make sure you scrutinize the kinds of mouth you stick your john thomas into :p

keeked: hi I am a newbie here, and i've always admired your posts and many others as a guest . i was wondering if we could chat off the forum.

Have a good day or night

Two exhibits in one night . . . .

Filed for future reference.

and importantly, make sure the car does not become a drain on limited resources . . .

I would have said like they did in those OLX commercials "SELL IT !!".

but since you said its a wedding gift, then their might be other sentiments attached to it, especially depending on whoever gave it to you.

At this stage I advise you to think deeply and ask yourself the critical question ifyalways asked earlier

'Is there any way you can use the car to get extra income?' - You stay in lagos, you have to be proactive when it comes to issues of finances.

Sorry for my analytical bend but why did Oprah have to appear so domineering.

Did she really need to put her arms around them like that ?

It sort of screams 'This guys here are big women, but then am still the main star !'

I should be on that list

Way back in my senior years in secondary school , I used to perform a feat that left all my colleagues flummoxed.

They thought me was a genius or better still a wizard !

The mathematical exploit was that I can multiple any 3 or 4 digit number you say by another number and give you the answers EVEN BEFORE YOU FINISH SAYING THEM and I was always right ! and seriously this not a joke (or fabu)

The most beautiful thing was the facial expression whenever I did the stuff ! It was a trick though but required a lot of practice

honeychild: @ Abdul Adam56,
I beg to differ with your cleric. Comonsense tells us that a religion should affect the way it's adherents live. You can't dissociate a religion from the way of life its adherents possess.
' By their fruits you will recognize them. Never do people gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, do they? Likewise every good tree produces fine fruit but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit'. -Mt 7: 16, 17.

Perhaps the cleric is ashamed of the fruitage Islam is producing?

@HoneyChild, I don't know how you will take this but please don't misconstrue me.

While reading through your posts, I felt I was the one typing it. It was so beautiful constructed and hit home ba*ng on target.

The only thing I can say is 'I love you and I love your post'. So so brilliant

@Ishi and Joudini,

Read through your posts and realised you both are actually making solid points from two different angles.

You're both probably intelligent and thorough peeps

If only you can endeavor to keep out the insults and engage purely on a cerebral level. The exchanges would have been more interesting, easier to follow and more enlightening.

My little plea . . .E ma ja mo !!!

Decryptor: Continue kicking till u hit 33. By then you'd realise what those lines you crammed from "2 can play that game" has done to you. Wannabe Vivica Fox

That was a sucker punch !!

Ishi, be frank "You offend dis guy before ?"

Most respondents on the thread never said the pictures were good (or bad).
I'll rather be more sensitive in making judgements on the lifestyle of everyday people who live in a different world from mine especially when its unneccessary

"Your friends are ugly . . .they all look poor" really crossed the line. People have been picked up for a lot less in saner climes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127.

Though you apologised for that but still . . . .

and I'll assume the line about 'meat seller not being derogatory' is a joke. Yeah selling meat and shaki isn't a criminal activity but you and I know that the context it was used in was disparaging.

P.S.
and if you do sell Pomo, that's sad, the price of men's leather shoes are going up by the day !!!!!

abiL: Sit your black aśs down & stop with your fake hype.

Oh.. next time, don't type UNLESS you're addressed. Okay?! Good!

I'll ignore the insults.

The OP mentioned that the guys and girls in the pictures were personal friends of his and their partners. He got their consent to post the pix and they were in all probability following the thread
Regardless of your impression of the quality of the pix, You should have respected that and kept your negative opinions to yourself.
Calling them 'meat sellers' in a derogatory way, sinks you low.
It reeks of one with a poor attitude.

You can take a kid out of the ghetto but can't take the ghetto out of the kid.

What's it about some Nigerian ladies and crassitude

Fantastic write up by the OP !

I can easily connect with all the points you made. we learn everyday.

Larry-Sun:
Days when most of the masses are stark illiterates, I agree with you.

You agree with her ? I think you have an ulterior motive !

Becacia_Barbie: I pirry you!

Becacia, why u dey pity me, what other advice in this world can you giv in this situation ? Am not a bad guy but its 'condition' that's forcing me to take this step. Never done such b4

deshclones: Don't do it bro...if you feel she is not reciprocating ur love..just take a walk..sleepin wit her friend is not d best..it will reduce your reputation self..show her you are d matured one here by taking a walk and heal ur heart..tk a decision not to go back to here nd stick to it..there are countless gorgeous gals out there..so why mess up ur reputation cos of this one gal??I don't believe in burning bridges..

Deshclones, thanx for the advice but seems you did not read my previous posts. I actually hesitated in opening up about my 'plans' cos as you rightly pointed out - its despicable but I feel I have no choice in this matter than to do something drastic. You talk about walking away ? Yes I have done that - 3 times within the space of one year but she knows that once she makes a move back, deed is done, she does it so effortlessly that am a bit sick and tired.
There are countless gorgeous girls ? Yes ! her friend is one of them.

but not to worry, I (we) are still giving it one more shot, plan B only comes into play when it fails.
Truth is bro, If I tell you wetin this girl don use my eye see ehn, na you go dey give me all the 'morale' to do wetin I wan do !

Ijele-igbo:
You'd only make her jealous

now you get it, that's the power. She'd truly realise that she has taken things for granted for too long and truth is that her friend ain't bad either.

Ijele-igbo:
Okay then! Give it a try....... If everything turns out bad again, dump her azz

Am not just going to dump her, done that like 3 times and she just strolled back in using the 'power'.

but this time, my game plan is to simply 'hit' one of her closest and best friend who has serious 'hots' for me (and do it in a way that she'll know about it)
I guess that will settle the 'ish' once and for all, it actually makes me feel more powerful already

repogirl: moment on the lips, forever on the hips.

hips like beyonce, thighs like JLO makes the man go crazy

Ijele-igbo:
If you still do got feelings for her, I recommend you make up with her....

aaaah, bro
First off, thanks for this thread. There is nothing as relieving as someone giving expression to the way you feel inside.

two, seems like you don't get - its not an if, I will always have feelings for this girl, 'whether I like it or yes'. If you hear what she's done to me and you are my brother, you'll probably smash my head with a stick . . . .

(can you imagine travellin like 3 hours to another city to meet someone, based on an arrangement between you two and you get there only for the person not to respond to your calls or text ! nothing ! nothing ! until the morning you r about to leave !
Am puttin this in small case cos its rather shameful and am not usually like this, infact never been this way. Mr regular friends see me as this emotionally detached, strong willed person.)


but regardless of the pains, being with her is unbelievable, there is the surge of energy - mental, physical and every other way. Probably first time am so into someone and its not all about sex.

Right now we are back on good terms and should see each other today but what am sayin is this might be my last try. If it goes awry again, I might do somethin so bad the breach will be unrepairable

@OP,
this is not a sign that 'one is loving too much' but a sign that you love someone more than they do to you and they are taking advantage of it.

In my case rule 14 didn't apply to me, Am mentally strong wiled, I actually did pull away from her (3 times) but the helpless part was that she knew deep down that regardless of what she did, it takes just a visit, a call or even a text and we are back on level terms. In fact, it gets so bad that all she has to do is just ramble an apology, whether sensible or not and everything gets cleared out.

Am trying to give the relationship one more go cos I really do love the girl but if things continue the way they are, I have an ace up my sleeve, so terrible I might not be able to say it here. It's somethin that will surely break the crazy circle.

Now I think the OP knows what I was feeling when I wrote this piece

https://www.nairaland.com/1234051/love-comparable-death

The pain of unrequited love can be unbearable really

Sisi_Kill: When is the big reveal naa

The soldier is actually in B1, towards the red line by the right.

The guy is wearing a camouflage cap with his head bowed. His ensemble ensures he blends perfectly into the rocks