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saphiere:
For me, once I settled down, I'd discard all these platforms especially Facebook. They are all intruders.
I'd only stick with LinkedIn and YouTube. Facebook has been bastardized.

Akakanfirstclass:
Respek to Bob Marley.....
they will build no schools anymore.. all they build is prisons prisons.. because people wey like prison plenty pass people wey like schools..

KennedyKennedy2:
OP, I doubt if you even attend college.
What a Grammatical blunder....................

SavageResponse:
You're a finalist in one of the best universities in the country and you write like this?

No paragraph, grammatical and spelling errors everywhere, starting new sentences with lowercase alphabets...

I think you should be more concerned about cleaning up your conjugation and composition skills so you can justify the huge amount of money your parents are spending and better reflect the quality of education you claim to be getting!

SpecialAdviser:
One of the secrets in his projects achievement is that he is a profound architect.
He arranged with Chinese companies to lead a part of some projects engineering.

Projects that would cost other govermors 100million, he does for 50million, still achieving quality.

Its really a privilege to have Dave Umahi as a governor. I pray to have his kind one day in my state.

Omihanifa:
I was shocked to see my class topper now doing Abuja green taxi

He finished with 4.77

humilitypays:
Not just in Nigeria bro. Relationship all over the world now is a joke, its all about selfishness - ladies are focused on how much they can get from a guy while guys are focused on how many times they can fvck in return for their expenses on the chick.




Romantic love never existed, its a fallacy, a tool designed for manipulation. Love is a hoax, a very big fallacy!


People only claim they are in love when they meet someone that have all the qualities they have been wishing for....as soon they meet such a person, they allow their selfish heart to pretend that it has fallen in love. Remove those qualities that made them selfishly fall in love, and they will tell you they have fallen out of love.

Love have no rules. Love is not selfish. Love does not care about qualities or gains.

If romantic love is real, why can't we see the daughter of a President marry a crippled poor guy

Why can't we see a rich handsome guy marry a blind village girl


The only true love that exist happens between mother and child. Father and child. Every other love na fallacy!!!

Kizito55:
Dated last 6 years ago, when she was late I never dated again

LINTUNE:
hmm, to be frank im not sure o...she's very pretty and shapely, but she has some flaws..she can be so childish a times, she's the very jealous type, and funnily she's dark (not really a problem though)..to be frank eh, i love very fair pretty gals o, tall, and shapely, bae is really brown, snd not too catchy in my eyes cos of her complexion, im the type that loves flaunting my woman, so please dont judge me..when i said fair, i didn't mean bleached skin o, biko ...

ShackWes:
O boy!!
this op is intelligent

CaptainZubi:
This guy scatter toto for unilag that year sha. Money good mehn but not just him sha alot of rich dudes balled in unilag those years. Unilag na school abeg, I no attend the school but whenever I visit and compare to the uni ibadan wey I go, I will be like mehn this is how a school is supposed to be.

Social life in unilag was top notch and sweet back then don't know about now.

Pearly255:
Are you single handsome?

Aguogba:
I can sense DNA uncertainty in your statement. Imagine your uncle telling you this instead of "your parents".

Yamiriflathead:
Nigerian men will Never have Sense
I don't Pity them one bit because they would always see the signs but usually continue in their search for non existent love and completeness from people who are incapable of giving them.
You will imagine an idiot saying "I feel i'm compatible with her". Or " I find completeness in her".
You're a fool, na the same time Dem born una two?
You went through primary secondary and tertiary institution all by yourself without bothering about unicorns and suddenly someone u just met is so important that without her you can't find completeness?
This is Simping and bluepilledness
That's bullshit man, you can only find compatibility with yourself, any other forms of compatibility and search for unicorns soulmates, the right one will always bring you premium tears like the idiot of a man in the OP's story as well as death like tunde Thomas.
Nobody dey gree say e woman na devil until Dem don show you pepper, by that time you go kom confirm.
Tunde Thomas would never have believed his wife was capable of what she did.
He once sought completeness in her, she was once amongst the rare 10% of good women out there.
To Simps, every woman is amongst the rare 10% of wife materials and it's not "their portion that their wife or gf is amongst the 90% of women with terrible attitudes.
That's why you see them saying stuffs like "there are good women but they are rare" or "make money and look for a good wife". This is how SIMPING starts because women are professional pretenders
Men who seek for love, completeness, compatibility and other abstract things in a woman deserve to die of heart attack like tunde Thomas

Aphroditee:
Never heard of him

jornwhite:
There are other ways to exit ur mention without us getting in bed, a fvck out would av bin cool if only you were as tempting as the offer.
As much as you feel you can munch up anything remember people like us wil always be out to set the record straight, nigerians are terrible people buh no be we kill jesus.
Now you know there are lesser targets and the vibes are different .. show gratitude.
Don't worry about my babe, in 2yrs she has been promoted twice, that is what i pour in her and as for you there is no reason to fear ... remember you do me ED not even 25L of vaigra can cure ur turgid ass is safe

pocohantas:
C’mon get da fck out of my mentions. Because I have been ignoring you and your rants, you think you can make it your life ambition to keep hopping on my posts with your terrible English and not-well-thought-out-rebuttals. I will munch up anything I want. Yes, Nigerians are terrible people. This includes you and that is why you are triggered, because the table you are sitting on was shaken.

If you have any iota of understanding, you’ll see Timaya and Wizkid perfectly fit into the grass-grace story which Nigerians like. So they’re less targeted. It is right there in my post, but no, you don’t ever read- you can’t even read. Once you see Poco’s post, you jump out to attack something you have no full understanding of.

I have said it before and I will say it again- whoever is fcking you better use protection. Your low IQ can easily pass for an STD and I fear for whoever contracts it.

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms This is so unsophisticated
Don't know why i don't really like anything about Korea (especially north Korea) Even to bomb client for there they hard me

debaj10:
whoever d author,
well done.
d piece was quite sensible and entertaining-
but controversial.
sense wii nor kee d author.
and as for those who refused to read-
u now know y Africa is backward.

DoubleEngine007:
Jesu! Op na textbook you write for the matter o

AchalugoNwa:
no you granted their app permission to access your contact and few information about your phone.

AchalugoNwa:
na only me fit them

late last 2 years I took 30k loan from them
I intended paying on time ooo infact I was about to pay them that day in the evening.
but these ediots started their normal way of rubbish insult.
this one na man ooo
next thing is that they started sending useless messages to my contacts
that was when I vowed never to give them shi shi
They call call tire
one of them used her personal number to call me and be begging me to pay even if na half.
i asked her about my image they've dented?
she said nothing
then I told her frankly that I will never pay a dime to them
that my image is priceless.
Meanwhile I've messaged all my contacts to disregard any messages about me that my phone was hacked and a serial blackmailer on the loose.
Hehehehehe they believed me.

Meanwhile the useless sokoloan was still begging and I kuku blocked their numbers and blacklist them
till today I no pay them shi shi

op you're not supposed to pay that money I swear

seunmohmoh:
One of them wan drop song. Na their way.