₦airaland Forum

olubantylove:
for javascript on Udemy, yes! but on YouTube like freecodecamp, no!

lagosrd:
You're just ranting for nothing. That doesn't Change me for anything. You lots are hypocrites standing on the fence to make this country worse. If you live for nothing , you die for nothing. I am not a card carrying member of any political part but I prefer PDP. Even the blind knows that APC is a cult of wicked and self centered people.

What good have they don't to Nigerians and even to you except you're feeding fat on them.
Prices of food is high
Electricity high
Fuel high
Coat of doing business is nothing to write home about .
Oga abeg park well. I no dey for this your hypocritical bandwagon mentality.

ijustdey:
https://twitter.com/rutie_xx/status/1310855152946106368?s=20[/quote]Even though the assertion above is extremely exergerated, it happens because one unfaithful man is taking care of another unfaithful man's sister and he himself requires another unfaithful man to take care of his own sisters. People will do anything for vanity so as to give off an impression that they are on top or to be envied. In the end, their lives are empty.

Prechgold1180:
Many people dey this table wey unah dey shake

Tovino:
This is wonderful, Nigerians deserve to pay as they watch, Because of lack of constant electricity and somebody can travel too.

Please which states can one get the decoder?

lagosrd:
And what is that suppose to mean. I didn't hide my love for PDP neither have I hidden my disdain for APC from day one. When PDP makes mistakes or does something you feel easily offended and you want them down but when APC does theirs you're very quick to generalize it as a generally condemnable act. That is the same behavior the APC has always been known for (HYPOCRISY) always talking from the two dices of their mouth.

weyreypey:
Late Gani Fawehinwi the consumate freedom fighter

chrisxxx:
Looks like Wole Soyinka.

chrisxxx:
It is unlawful to be lawful in an unlawful society.

Dominiqueismad:
Today is the day set for the relaunch of TStv Africa pay-tv, and it will interest you to know that it will be the first to implement the pay per view model in Nigeria.


TStv has over 100 channels that will be made available for as low as N2 per day and as high as N5 for a channel.

“We are going to be the first to implement pay-per-view. What TSTV has done is, allow you to create your own bouquet and you have channels that are as low as N2 per day,” he said.

“If you have a N50 voucher, you are actually watching TV and saving your money.”

Nobody has as many HD channels as we do. We are rolling out with about 108 channels. We are going to be the first in sub-Saharan Africa to implement H.265,” the CEO said.

“TStv has invested a lot in acquiring rights. Most channels are as low as N5 per day. As a gift to Nigerians, we are releasing one of our sports channels free for a year.”

He said La Liga would be free but viewers would have to pay to view other football leagues, adding that about 18 states would be activated once they roll out their services on October 1.

We’ll communicate the 18 states where the decoder will be available for grab and how much you can pick each decoder.



The relaunch is today October 1, after battling different challenges for roughly 3 years… We are waiting for more information from the pay-TV operator. Watch this space.




https://www.tstvafrica.com

AllOfUsAtManna:
yes Buhari is a criminal terrorist
APC is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osinbajo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midjet
lair Muhammad is a charlatan
amechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Ambode is a clown.
lauretta is a prostitute
garba shehu is a garbage
Adesina is fool

thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah
amin oo
amin

King44:
10/50

BuhariAdvocate:
I swear if this man see gun at that moment he will kill someone oo.

fergie001:
Earlier thread: https://www.nairaland.com/5277755/senator-elisha-abbo-slaps-beats#79873471

The Criminal case against the Senator was earlier struck out in July, for lack of diligent prosecution.

The Civil aspect of the matter was instituted at the FCT High Court
Suit No. CV/2393/19 - Osimibibra Warmate v Senator Elisha Abbo.



SOURCE

Two senior members of the legal team who filed the case for
Ms. Warmate confirmed same via Twitter.



Nelson!



Lugard Tare-Otu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdvOQsgpEA

Chef2000:
Please doctors in the house is there a cure for nocturnal epilepsy?

I have a pretty girl, we started dating 8 months ago, this girl is everything I need in a woman, she is neat, cooks well and humble, so perfect to my taste but she is epileptic.

I have been inviting her to my house for over 5months for her to sleep over in my apartment but she keeps refusing, telling me she has a problem then I later promised her whatever the problem is that I wouldn't abadon her.

She finally came on friday, we ate together and later in the night at 22:38 she started having epilepsy and after about 45mins she woke up and started crying, she told me she has been suffering from epilepsy since Feb 2019 but she hasn't been to the hospital due to financial issues.

So please can we find drug for nocturnal epilepsy, it happens to her only at night like 30 to 35mins in her sleep.

Nooil:
Male CEO/HR


Customer Care Representative at Oak Pensions


• Bsc

• A Masters's degree will be an added advan.

• Able to converse fluently in the local dialect of the location

150k/month

CV: hr.oakpensionsltd.com

state the Job Role/Location as subj.


Female CEO/HR


Customer Care Representative at Oak Pensions

Lagos

• Bsc

• A Masters's degree will be an added advan.

• Able to converse fluently in the local dialect of the location

• Work Mondays-Saturdays 7 am- 9 pm

• Carry out other roles as instructed by management

• Keep the office clean at all times

• Greet whenever you see me inside or outside the office

• Talk to clients after office hours

• Go above and beyond for the company

• No tea or lunch breaks

• No phones allowed on the premises

• Carry my handbag as soon as I enter the office premises

• No sick or maternity leave

• No leave

• Be prepared to sign a bond contract of 6 years

• Walk upon the waters

• Heal the sick and raise the dead


7500 naira/month (salary may be delayed or held if the business is not moving).


CV: hr.oakpensionsltd.com

state the Job Role/Location as subj.

Nooil:
Male CEO/HR


Customer Care Representative at Oak Pensions


• Bsc

• A Masters's degree will be an added advan.

• Able to converse fluently in the local dialect of the location

150k/month

CV: hr.oakpensionsltd.com

state the Job Role/Location as subj.


Female CEO/HR


Customer Care Representative at Oak Pensions

Lagos

• Bsc

• A Masters's degree will be an added advan.

• Able to converse fluently in the local dialect of the location

• Work Mondays-Saturdays 7 am- 9 pm

• Carry out other roles as instructed by management

• Keep the office clean at all times

• Greet whenever you see me inside or outside the office

• Talk to clients after office hours

• Go above and beyond for the company

• No tea or lunch breaks

• No phones allowed on the premises

• Carry my handbag as soon as I enter the office premises

• No sick or maternity leave

• No leave

• Be prepared to sign a bond contract of 6 years

• Walk upon the waters

• Heal the sick and raise the dead


7500 naira/month (salary may be delayed or held if the business is not moving).


CV: hr.oakpensionsltd.com

state the Job Role/Location as subj.

Arrogantbro:
Being a Nigerian is the biggest sin. God forgive me

Brunosamel:
Global Demand

Global Demand for Instant Noodles

Unit: Million Servings
Estimated by World Instant Noodles Association (WINA)

Source
https://instantnoodles.org/en/noodles/market.html

Righteosness89:
Your papa

NwaNimo1:
The Federal Executive Council (FEC) on Wednesday approved N745 million for the hiring of additional forensic field auditors for the audit of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC).

The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Sen. Godswill Akpabio, also disclosed that the council approved the hiring of auditors to ensure that whatever comes out of the forensic audit is acceptable not just in Nigeria but to the international community.

Akpabio said: “The memo that was presented by the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs was a concluding memo on the procurement of Field Forensic Auditors for the forensic audit of the Niger Delta Development Commission and today the council approved additional forensic field auditors at a total sum of about N745.2 million.

“This brings the total number of field forensic auditors to 16 in addition to the earlier approved Lead Forensic Auditors, Messrs Olumiluwa Bashir and Co.

“These people are now going to be in charge of the nine states of the Niger Delta which has been divided into 16 lots. As I stated earlier, lots one is Ernst and Young for the headquarters.

“They will be undertaking the 19 years of audit and also bring out the organigram for the restructuring of the NDDC for better performance in future.’’

The minister added that the council equally approved the need to attach investigative security agencies to each of the team to ensure transparency in the exercise.

https://dailypost.ng/2020/09/23/fec-approves-n745m-to-hire-auditors-for-nddc/

DaSkinnydude:
Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.

lagosrd:
Same thing Governor WIKE did and was castigated.

PaulH07:
I just feel like hitting Christians emotionally honestly, cos the scriptures expects higher standards of them, but they're the total opposite.

Atleast Quaran is filled with hatred for "Kefers", so it's normal for a Muslim to hate any other religion. I feel Muslims actually practice the scriptures than Christians...

kevoh:
Since he is based in the UK, have you tried contacting the British/Scottish embassy in Nigeria? You even know his location in Glasgow, find out the contact details (Twitter and Email) of the local Police Department there and send them details of how you got scammed by him with solid proofs and the damages he has done to you. I'm pretty sure they will be glad to deport his arse back to Nigeria if they find out your allegations are true.

RuudVanNisteroy:
Lagosians ancestors were slaves, you can't blame them for towing the same path. They have never known what freedom tastes like.

Coder2Client:
I am not in support of this ugly act but homosexuality has been in existence since time immemorial. That could mean the urge to have sex with same gender as you was embedded into human systems by the creator (God).

The question now is, why would God create something for man kind and later wants mankind to stay away from that same thing created for human kind?

Such cases are explicitly put under punishment and curses by the Creator (God) in Leviticus 18

Akube1z:
I lost a relative. She was seriously sick . We had prayed to God to forgive her of her short comings and sins on earth, before she gave up the ghost in the middle of the night.