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Food › Re: See The ₦320,000 Cow We Bought In Keffi by SURElee(f): 11:44pm On Aug 08, 2023
Seems you have light to keep your meat as you plan to eat it all year
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Is Dead by SURElee(f): 8:36pm On Aug 08, 2023
Throwback:
So sad.

May his soul rest in peace.

He lost Bimbo Odukoya to the Sosoliso Air Crash, He also lost his Zimbabwean wife that he married after Bimbo.

Jimi Odukoya has lost his dad.

May God comfort the family.
South Afrcian Zulu wife, not Zimbabwean
Travel › Re: Can I Sell My House To Relocate 2 Canada At The Age Of 43 On A 5yr Tourist Visa? by SURElee(f): 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2023
Why tourist visa?
As a tourist will he be able to work?
Now is he married,? why not he goes through the study entry pathway? Which is the easiest now.

Even if he doesn't want to study, his wife can gain admission and he goes as a dependant.

As a tourist, nope! he might not be able to access all benefits.

The study pathway allows him work and later on integrate into the Canadian system.

So him or his wife should consider the study secure route and admissions are open against Sept next year now
Family › Re: I Can't Forgive My Late Mummy And My Daddy by SURElee(f): 9:20pm On Aug 06, 2023
All these years living with unforgiveness ,has it made you a better person? Your parents were wrong to bring kids into this world and not care for them. They were wrong to not make their marriage work and that was what led to you the kids being taken from your mom who never sought her kids.

You need to forgive and determine in your heart to become a better human being who will never allow what he has passed through in life to determine how they act. Determine that you will do right and that your kids won't go through all you want through.


It starts with a choice.

Ask God to help you forgive and see how He will replace the years you lost. He will pan out your life. It is never too late my friend.

God bless you.
Career › Re: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by SURElee(f): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2023
For someone earning 1.2 million naira monthly to be asking if he should Japa after applying for Visa a year ago, to finally get and be asking this question shows you will also come to ask us if you should go to work on Monday.

Mschew!

Stay na if Nigeria never taya you.

E never taya you naim you apply for visa?
Food › Re: Remove Two Things From This Tray Of Food (pix) by SURElee(f): 11:59pm On Jul 30, 2023
I will remove the tray and bay leaf from the jollof rice
Christianity Etc › Re: “Any Girl Who Asks You For Transport Money Is A Useless Girl” – Pastor Mildred by SURElee(f): 7:04am On Jul 27, 2023
Now here is my take.
So Mildred means to tell me that God's prized possession that he sent his only son to die for is "useless" because she doesn't have transport fare?

And Mildred goes further to label them lazy.

Okay, why is a man even inviting a lady over of he has problems with footing the bills? Tomorrow this same Mildred will call men of these days irresponsible and shying away from responsibilities.

Wait fes o! Nigerian pastors are always leaving what they are ordained to preach which is good news to bash and critique people wrongly. Did Christ ever call his father's creation "useless"?

All these women who married pastors who automatically become pastors by marriage and handle microphone will just be spewing trash, critics and condemnation.

God calls husbands and man marries, automatically wife go dey preach and labelled Pastor MRS.

Ogbeni who did God call?
Who called themselves because of title and mummy GO tag?

How come Eli's wife didn't offer priestly role? Sebi peter was married in the Bible, how come his wife didn't carry her sandal and join them on the mission?


Joyce meter has been preaching for year's, why Dave no dey carry microphone to bash the congregation?

Nigeria own go always dey different.

This is the same Mildred who said after she married Kingsley, They didn't have gas, he bought a stove and, the first day she used it, she was coughing and coughing. Since she is useful, why didn't she go an and buy a gas ajebutter that she is?

I pity people who take everything Nigerian pastors say hook , line and sinker, make dem no read their bibles to know God for themselves.
Mschewww!

Many Nigerians can't even quote the scripture, they only wait for Sunday for what pastor will say, you only hear them say Baba say, my pastor say. What does the word say?

You call a human created in the image and likeness of God " useless*... Hmm

And members go siddon dey clap hands dey nod head.
TV/Movies › Re: Christians Watching BBNaija, Football Lovers Are The Same – Joshua Bamiloye by SURElee(f): 6:42am On Jul 27, 2023
These ones should focus on their drama ministry and stop condemning people and their choices.

The scripture says I place before you life and death, choose ye this day, choose life that you may live.

God gave us the power of choice. He isn't forcing himself on anybody.

They should focus on their drama ministry and let others choose their recreational hobbies in peace and let God be the judge.

Last time I checked, God isn't tired of being the judge of the whole earth that he assigned Joshua or his father to come out openly to condemn as Assistant Jesus.
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old TV Anchor Drugged, Gang-Raped In Primary School Classroom In Niger by SURElee(f): 6:14am On Jul 20, 2023
An 18year old is called to go to a school area knowing it is a weekend and it will be lonely and deserted that day, and she went alone?

We need to be careful about places we go to, safety precautions should be adhered to.

Life and safety first. She could have been killed o! Kai!
Health › Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by SURElee(f): 2:16pm On Jul 19, 2023
Keep it up simply means you are clean. Keep up with personal hygiene.

That culture swab she took is probably a High vaginal swab (HVS). Imagine having to swab some patients with poor personal hygiene, now you understand why she gave you that compliment.
Celebrities › Re: See The Deteriorating Condition Of Late Rapper Dagrin’s Award Plagues(video) by SURElee(f): 2:12pm On Jul 16, 2023
vanity.
Everything remains and rots away after we leave here.
Career › Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by SURElee(f): 3:05pm On Jul 07, 2023
You are asking if you should relocate to Canada?
Oya stay here and be farming broiler na.
Mschewww!
Food › Re: Hauwa Indimi Laments High Cost Of Tomatoes by SURElee(f): 9:37pm On Jul 04, 2023
OP instead of showing the photo of 8000 naira tomatoes she posted on IG, you put up her photo.

Tomato is the complain o!
Family › Re: Leaving A Marriage Because He's Not Taking Responsibilities, Make Me Bad? by SURElee(f): 5:11pm On Jun 06, 2023
I will tell you this
you enabled that man.
He wasn't providing before marriage, how do you waNt him to provide after marriage?
You said even when he was working, and earning salaries, it was one complain to another, I bet he was betting his money away.
He wasn't responsible before marriage to know a man is a provider, you overlooked it and now you want him to suddenly be responsible to his responsibilities as a man?


Madam, when that rent expires, move away with your kids and go rent a smaller house or move in with your family if they are close by.

He can stay in that house or on a tree with birds, maybe then he will wake up to life as a man.

You paid the rent about to expire why won't he sit his lazy ass at home waiting for you since you have assumed the head and provider and him the wife?

Madam no food for lazy man o!

A lot of women shouldered responsibilities and supposed men have left them to struggle and fend for all the bukata in marriage, hence women aging faster and dying of high blood pressure due to lack of rest and stress.

whatever you do, don't succumb to going to family house with him, if not your middle name will be sorry.

The kids you are considering can always go visit their father. You come first, you have kids and your sanity and health to bother about.

It is one thing for a man to be out of jobs but to be a totally irresponsible man before and after marriage is not it for me.

Madam no go die o!
Osinachi worked and worked yet didn't have access to her money because of one man. There is no award for the most suffering and stressed wife o!

Only a wise woman who knows when to take a step back and rest from pressures of life lives to reap the fruit of her labour in life.

Be wise!
Romance › Re: Olosho Has Taken My Glory by SURElee(f): 6:21pm On May 21, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
While celebrating my stopping of gambling, I ventured into another addiction, visiting brothel

Thrice a week. Despite catching infection on some occasions, and promising to stop. I can't

I just bleeped raw and sucked breast of Olosho. If not that she stopped me, I for kiss am
Your moniker says Child Of Doom and you are still seeking glory? Lost case niyen. You are lost
Christianity Etc › Re: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by SURElee(f): 12:14pm On May 21, 2023
BornofGod108:
WHAAT? HAVE YOU STUDIED YOUR BIBLE WELL? 2 COR : 7:1 SHOWS YOU ARE WRONG!
Since you quoted 2Cor 7:1 does the ear rings contaminate both the body and the spirit?
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me Says I'm Wasting Her Time by SURElee(f): 7:48pm On May 20, 2023
How old are you?
What are you going with a 19year old who is looking at life through the lens of frivolities?
What really does a 19year old know, na you go dey baby her na, you no know?

She is moving on for the prodigious lifestyle, after she has wasted her life with her choices she will be back when she realizes that.

You will say I told you that.
Health › Re: Surgeons Remove Massive Tumor From Mr. Muritala's Mouth After Donations by SURElee(f): 7:35pm On May 20, 2023
Jesus!/
God bless the people who made it happen.
I am happy the man can now lead his life happy, free of pain and that weight.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Cautioned My Pastor To Stop Mounting Marriage Pressure On Today by SURElee(f): 11:30am On May 19, 2023
I have always said it that once anybody holds a position in church, it makes the person close to members, pastors and elders who will just talk anyhow to people in church, except you caution them.

What nonsense?
What gives her the right to always sing with your name?
To her now, those married with kids are better than you who is planning your life ahead abi?
The way some so called pastors and society members view life issues eh.

Where did Jesus ever shame anybody on their marital status in the synagogue he went preaching?

Our Nigerian pastors can do better Abeg.
Food › Re: What I Ate In A Rich Man’s House VS What I Eat In My House by SURElee(f): 8:03pm On May 09, 2023
You are here running the rich man's family down saying they gave you small food yen yen yen, did you even take a look at the food you snapped saying your wife made for the family? It looks disgusting like a food for sacrifice.

Does it cost so much to make/serve meals in a presentable wayhuh


They gave you food twice a day, you complain, now see your own. Do you know what it cost them to even cook for none family members in this economy of Nigeria where families are managing resources. BE GRATEFUL.

Remove the speck in your own eyes before you attempt to do that to somebody else.
Romance › Re: Man Bails Out On Bills After His Date Came With Her 3 Kids (pics/video) by SURElee(f): 7:54pm On May 09, 2023
What sort of a woman takes her 3kids on a date with her? Ehen! She should wash plates to pay the bills.
Some females will never learn.
Career › Re: Should I Tell My Boss About It by SURElee(f): 5:15pm On May 03, 2023
Lymetsaucer:
So guys, My boss has a tech firm which I work as a manager. he is into properties as a side hustle so am I, which he is not aware of.
Okay, recently he was making a call about a 3 bedroom which he needs for a client and I have some.
Should I tell him? Because I think I should just stick to the tech aspect of business with him. My gut is telling me it won't end well, you know how this boss behave sometimes when it's time for sharing commissions.

I need your opinion on this too maybe am over thinking the whole thing.
Your gut feeling already warned you and you ram yo social media to still ask? Which do you trust, your gut feeling or the social media feedback?

Can you trust yourself to make good informed decisions?
Food › Re: Irish Potatoes For Sale by SURElee(f): 8:59pm On Apr 23, 2023
What is your location abeg?
Celebrities › Re: Chioma In Trouble As Insider Leaked Everything About Davido Alleged Babymama by SURElee(f): 11:21am On Apr 23, 2023
FaveBlogger:
It will not cost you anything to click
It will cost us our data, if we want the gist we will go to gist lover on IG. No be your cut and join
Crime › Re: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by SURElee(f): 11:13am On Apr 23, 2023
chatinent:
Oh, yeah, things dey happen. If you have any naval friend, intimate that person to a discussion concerning these issues. You'll be astonished.
I had a friend in the Navy, he drowned in Lagos. Not a story I always want to remember. God rest his soul.
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's First Son, Kambilichukwu, Is Dead by SURElee(f): 8:56am On Apr 22, 2023
MiddleDimension:
You are a madman! People's children die all the time! God hates those who tell lies! How did you know his marrying another wife is what brought about his son's death? So much superstition in your mind!

If there is any iota of good in you, you would have just sympathized with the family instead of saying this disgusting thing! mad men everywhere!
You and your generation are mad. Madness flows and runs in your lineage that is why you are exhibiting it by calling another person mad.


It takes being mad to recognize madness.
Next time correct and not insult people.

Now run along with the madness ravaging your lineage.

Peace!
Crime › Re: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by SURElee(f): 8:50am On Apr 22, 2023
chatinent:
The Benue river consumes more people per year than how birds pluck fishes from the river. And unfunnily enough, a friend from Wurukum told me it only takes non-indigenes. And this rumour is lowkey popular around that North Bank side and Wurukum area after the bridge. I lost a colleague to it too, and that was when other colleagues began to narrate their loss stories too, and stories they heard.

One story that transpired that very time I was there when my colleague drowned was that some other persons went there to swim and the river came out to the bank where they were and swallowed one of them. He wasn’t even swimming! It just came at him, held him as a friend would hug his longtime friend he’s just seen, and took him beneath.


Even though I don't generally believe in superstitions, I am aware that traditional powers are still practiced nowadays. And that juju exist. But this story? “I don’t believe it.” My uncertainties were put to rest when I witnessed firsthand the community's attempt to dispel the enigma behind the unending number of fatalities by calling upon the services of a native wizard.

This indigenous wizard dove into the water and transformed into a crocodile as he swam downstream. Omo, na so  I begin go house sharp sharp. I fess check my chamber for my body if anything miss cos I no come understand the touching touching body for the crowd. I dey form rugged then but e never reach wetin I see. The next information was that he had gone to visit the river goddess and all that.  What happened? The result was that in order to stop these deaths and to pacify her, sacrifices had to be made.

Even though I lived on property that bordered the river, you can take my word for it that I never in a million years went near it to swim, fish, paddle the canoe, or even wash, regardless of how intense the pressure from my peers was.

You can call me hydrophobic. You can also call me delusional. I don't care if you brand me a coward if it has anything to do with this issue; I'll attend the cowardice coronation with pride, palm wine, a male goat, and with my overworn isi agu.✌️


Guy, your own is good. Thank God you are alive to tell the story.
My childhood friend, never made it back alive. She schooled in Kogi state university, after exams she went home and returned back to school. Apparently she and her clique of friends and their boyfriends had planned a get together. She didn't tell her widower Dad she was done with exams in school, so she was allowed to go back.

Now they went for picnic to the Benue river, and that was where they all died. This was broadcast even by the news media years ago, I can't remember the year now again.

But you see, when I listened to the news I remember making snide remarks "who goes to venue river to swim or have picnic"?


Then in 2009, I was discussing with my colleagues at work about my childhood friend Titi and her family, when I mentioned her surname, my colleague looked at me, she couldn't believe I know the late Titi.

That was how I got to know she was amongst those students who drowned at the venue river years ago.

My advice has always been stay away from water. Whether you can swim or not. My hand no dey.


Anybody who calls you coward, never know anything. Things dey occur o!
Politics › Re: Buhari Apologises To Nigerians Hurt By Regime’s Policies by SURElee(f): 8:35am On Apr 22, 2023
He hurt us so much In 8 years only to come asking for forgiveness 38 days before leaving office.

This man is indeed heartless.
What sort of a man allows its citizens to suffer so much as to buy their hard-earned monies back?

May we never have another insensitive leader ever. How do they even get there and become too insensitive to the plight of the people. A leader who does not obey the court ruling,,him ordering the shooting at harmless peaceful protesters because he is the commander in chief of the armed forces, the military heads take orders from him.

Is it economy? Now economy is banza.


May Nigeria never meet their kinds again.
Education › Re: Armless Gombe Girl Writing With Toes Gets Varsity Admission by SURElee(f): 8:28pm On Apr 02, 2023
So till she got to this age, no govt in her Gombe state could get her prosthetics hands? Na to loot money dem sabi.

At least the mere fact that she is focused on education should have moved them to get her prosthetics and even scholarship to study and make something good out of life for her.
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's First Son, Kambilichukwu, Is Dead by SURElee(f): 11:49am On Mar 30, 2023
Let Yul taste the polygamy he has signed into. He think say na by social media posts dem dey take chant polygamous men.

Him eye go clear now
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Tobi Gifts Eniola Badmus Hermes Bag Worth Millions by SURElee(f): 11:49pm On Mar 29, 2023
Make I no talk wetin come my mind as I see this heading .Sebi he gave Chioma Adeleke bag also?
Make I siddon ontop my ugwu treedey watch from here fes.
Family › Re: My Newly Wedded Wife by SURElee(f): 12:50pm On Mar 10, 2023
Oga, carry your cross.
You said you noticed while you were dating, which means you had sexual intercourse then and you still went ahead to marry a woman with low libido not compatible with your own because she is good in other areas now you are lamenting more than the writer of the book of lamentations.

Oga, carry your cross
You are expecting us to tell you to have a side chick to satisfy your sexual needs?no way.

Next time if you have an opportunity to make choices, you take advantage of it.

You said she is pregnant, do you know how the pregnancy is affecting her body? Do you think it is every woman who can stand sex during pregnancy?

Na you give am belle carry, na you still dey complain.
Abeg swerve!

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