₦airaland Forum

tydi:
You can't advise a woman in love. She boldly wrote mercy is blessed on her gown I was trying to read out the husband's own too but he purposely enclosed it I could see mercy name was written on his too. A SIMPle brother

His shirt has the inscription "the lord has shown me mercy".

She also has a song with that lyric and title. So it is coined from her song also.

Na ladies wey dey too do I blame.
She doesn't have female cousins or nieces to give her clothes ni? Has she bought ABAya worth 15k for her mom or aunties that she is spending that money on a woman who has spirituality consciousness written over her?

If she doesn't know how to sow her seeds, she should take them to orphanages where they will be appreciated than waste efforts on people who won't value them.


Why reject someone you haven't met?
As a son stand firm and be rigid if not your mom will wash that good lady off your life with spiritually conjured razzmatazz. Bet me, your mom will soon come up with how she had a dream blah blah, or how her prophet say she isnt the one for you.


At 30years of age, shouldn't you be thinking of settling down, she is saying the lady is rushing you into marriage. Abegi make we celebrate awa Christmas in peace and love jare

3 boys and 1 girl, tell me what that philandering Yul wants

Who asked you Uriel?
They all know this but choose to bring their private lives to public domain.

Now that you have choked mouth, expect one of your close allies to rat you out to the blogs.

Yanga dey sleep, pepeye go wake up.
They have noticed you and it only a matter to time to dig your privates out. That is if the men you hang with ain't already compiling videos to blackmail you too.

Wetin concern Ebuka as long as he gets paid to host the show, e no send when dem air the show o!

Make the money sha enter him accant.

The government is to provide infrastructure and they do it not with their money but with taxpayers' money.

So I'm shocked as Nigerians keep praising them for doing their job. Why are they in power, to eat expensively and live large at our expense? No, to work and deliver using taxpayers' money.


They must provide these amenities, but Nigerians keep praising them for light, roads, and schools as if no be wetin them dey collect huge money monthly for.

Abeg, we know that they have embezzled and stashed away trillions more than was expended on this project.

Rest in peace Sir

Oga, well done with your lie.
Where in Nigeria do you live?
How much did you buy that bag of rice even if it is small grain rice.
How much is the kings vegetable oil?
How much is that carton of Indomie?

Add the total cost of of rice, noodles and oil and tell me how much the total will be in todays Nigerian market not to mention tomato in that big bowl, pepper and onions that is expensive now abi is it the spaghetti sold for 500 and 400 for 500g and 400g respectively now that are on the bag of rice just to mention a few?

DouyeEbi:
Hi Nairalander,
A friend of mine lost his wife about a year ago.... October 2021 to be precise.
He has a son who has been with him since the incident...
His Mon is now telling him to get married again because of his son.
He is now asking me if it too early to start a serious relationship that can lead to marriage.
I say let me bring it here for advice.
Thanks

So? Till death do you part.
He can't mourn her forever and life has to go on. My only advice is he ends up with a woman that will not maltreat his son. If not eh, he will hear it and the son will suffer in his father's house if the man isn't vigilant to observe things.

Chai!
Intending couples should travel less towards their big day.
This is too ghastly. Kai!
Rest in peace, God comforts all who mourn at this moment.

Hezzyluv:
So I went to the church one certain Sunday, I think this year or so. Prior to time of offering, the the church normally gives envelope for it. Perhaps, to avoid others seeing what you will drop in the basket.

And an usher gave me my own offering envelope, i dipped hand in my Pucket and removed #100 from it to put as offering. On opening the envelope, I was surprised because, I saw 2mints of $100 note. I think someone might have dropped it as offering the previous Sunday and the ushers skipped it when they opened and removed money from other envelopes.

The mind as usual started dropping devilish thoughts like, you know you don't have nice phone. You know the money in your bank account is not up to $30 let alone $200. You know you don't have a job..... All the you knows and plenty what-if's kept ringing in my head. I decided to show a friend seating beside me, the answer he gave me surprised me and goes thus... "Na your father house na, him don bless you".... I started pondering on na your father's house na your father's house if you carry the $200, drop your #100 nothing go happen. But one tiny thought said to me, what if you do this single act and curse followz you?

That was how I put my #100 note inside the envelope 2geda with the $200 when it was time for offering, I just dropped everything inside the basket. After the church service, my friend came to me and said" find me something na. And I told him, me don drop the money back because, I no get that mind. He now said even me I come rethink am sey e no good make you carry the money."

looked back and was happy I didnt go with the money because, any little -tive thing that happens to me, I might be saying "maybe na because of that money wey you carry from church ooo"

I happened to me also, I took an envelope one day, opened it to drop my money in it and I see #20naira inside.


I alerted the counters. And took another envelope for my own offering.

Every little act of honesty counts in life.

Salewabeau:
I hope I get the right � reasons here than another channel here since this is the dating thread

My husband and I got married in 2021. He got a job in the UK middle of last year as a skilled worker. He was into tech before he left. Since then I've been the only one in the motherland while he consistently sent something home to cater for myself and rent. Plans are underway to join him as soon as I'm done with NYSC.

Last week, one of my friends in the UK hinted to me about something that keeps giving me sleepless nights and terrible unrest. She's a student there and we went to secondary school together. She happened to see my hubby on a dating website. She sent me a screenshot of his profile and my husband's pictures are all there. Everything. She's on the dating app too.

I confronted my husband after several investigations of the ingenuity of what I know. He only yield after I sent him all evidence that I have. Now he tells me dating app is a norm in the UK and everyone is there. He said he's only there to socialize and meet people, especially Nigerian, but not for dating.

This has caused some issues between us as I wasn't really satisfied with this excuse. I'm tired of constantly thinking my husband is cheating on me.

I love my husband and he's the only man I've ever known.

You just married in 2021, you are already picking fights. Madam, wisdom is key, Sebi you said plans are underway for you too.go join him? If you like to fight withfrivolities, then the man will know once you join him, you will be a thorn in his flesh, that way he will ask you to remain in Nigeria before you get o er there and become wild as they say Nigeria wives become once they stay outside the shores of Nigeria.

Wisdom is key in building a home. Is not everything you see or hear you react like acid reacting with a base to form salt and water neutralization reaction?


Instead of focusing on ending NYSC and praying you can join him fast, you are allowing a friend tell you things that will scatter your new home. If care isn't taken, even when you get over there, you will hook up with over sabi women and marriage will be a none existent issue for you in the abroad.


Now, don't get me wrong, I:m not in favour or support of married men on dating sites o! But when they have chosen that path, what can you do since you are miles apart from him, you could still be under same roof with hi. And he will still be in those dating sites, you want kill yourself on top man matter? One woman drove herself to her death by accident chasing side chick. E be like say you never want get sense.



Wisdom is key!

Na one.day person dey go shiloh.
The most important thing is he went and hopefully he does better and his life was touched beyond just aspiring for political office

Passpands:
Hello, sorry for my grammatical errors. I just discovered I have the virus and it’s really taking a toll on me. I’ve started my medications but don’t feel any changes yet. Please if there’s any expert out there or any support group

Go to the centre and talk to a counselor.
I think it is your mind playing with you because of the shock you just got discovering you have the virus.

You will be fine, a lot of HIV patients are leading normal lives and people don't know.
Follow your doctor's advice, take your anti retroviral medications and you will be fine.

HiV/AiDs isn't a death sentence.

Work is giving you SMALL stress, and you want to quit it? Who quits a government job to depend solely on business? Even govt employed staffs are looking for other sources of income.

In this Nigeria where people are seeking multiple streams of income, you want to quit govt job to do business solely.

With a govt job you have time to run both, you said it yourself it booms sometimes.

You better stay on that job. At least you can access the necessities regularly with the salary from it and business income will be a support. If you like quit an you sabi, you kuku sabi how the economy and FG govt policies affects businesses.

tonididdy:
I still don't understand what the services of a prophetess was for.

To rewind time or wipe a 2yr old memory?

I also don't as well.
But it goes to show you how gullible some women are, they will carry family issues to outsiders who never intimates them about their own private issues.

Then some gullible wives, go to patronize prophets and prayer houses looking for what isn't lost and that is how they open up their homes to outsiders thinking they are seeking help.

Why trust an outsider over your spouse?

Maturity is weak.

You have to be firm and stop her from patronizing those fleecing prophets and prophetess. No mumu worship waka about except it is the family worship center.

Your wife is an accessory to that rape for covering it up because it is her brother who is the rapist.

This case just shows the maturity of your wife. Then again, if you divorce your wife, who will care for your daughter? You as a father won't always be there for her, you will have to work and you won't be able to closely monitor her, so another rape can still occur while she is under your sole custody.

I know you will tell me you can always marry another wife, the other woman will only be bothered about her kids, except she has a heart of God.


See Oga, let God grant you wisdom to handle this case.
But your wife and her mother have failed you and betrayed your trust.


A wife who chooses a mum prophet's over her husband needs her head checked. The so-called loose-mouthed prophetess later exposed what the wife was hiding from her husband.

faithfull18:
It's so unreal, I have been eyeing this Irish potatoes one kain since I got it 2 days ago, feels like I lost money.

So, I needed a small quantity not for cooking.

I asked for the price of a paint bowl, the Mallam said it's #4000, half for #2000, I asked for #500 worth, Baba said he just pitied me by picking 5 rondorondo potatoes and packaged for me.

I then decided to buy #1000 worth, see what I got.

I didn't know it had gotten to this, is this how it is everywhere? Where can one get this in a large quantity with reasonable price in Lagos or surrounding states like Ogun etc. ??

Go to mile 12 market my dear if you are in Lagos.

So what if he read from teleprompters?
I'm not an APC supporter, but did you know Joe Biden read his inauguration speech from a teleprompter? Abi you expect everybody to be able to cram and come pour like an orator public speaking guru like Obama?

The only difference between them and Nigerian leaders is that they read and release their speeches weeks ahead unlike our leaders who are given the speech that day to go read verbatim without making eye contact with the audience with their lackluster body language.

Benellah:
Lol...shey females no dey attack??

Females don't attack o! Na the male cork wey don mature reach puberty dey attack. After I got attacked I was visibly shaken, naim I run go google, i see say fowl sef dey enter puberty, hahaha.

I don begin think say my fowl don get rabies hahaha

Benellah:
Omo I swear
Those chickens are so fucking annoying [center][/center] to feed am now shef person go dey fear

Walai! I can't feed mine o! Fear dey always catch me. NExt time i will buy females abeg. It still attacked me today.

E go don dey attack people for house be that.
The broiler we bought at 3 months in August, after I don buy food feed am to stupor dey attack and chase me sorry I fall. I no believe my eyes

Speed darlington before body shaming Tiwa, didn't look back home to see his mother, sisters and female relatives?

Let us wait for him to marry fes, thank God the internet doesn't forget. We will be here then

Like it affects Mike Okonkwo in any way. The scripture says to look unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith.
What do we have today,? Christians won't read their bibles for themselves for the holy spirit the teacher, guide, and comforter to teach them in all things, rather they idolize flawed men just like them and call them mentors and when these men being flesh fall, they write rubbish.

Aareakinwunmi:
Useless set of people

Hahahaha

Go to a dermatologist, you will be attended to. He/she will prescribe antibiotics and some topical creams(Retin A cream) to apply to your face.

Then I pray it works for you.
There are things you can use at home, like washing your face twice daily and having a small face towel to use for your face only.

Don't apply oily creams on your face because those prone to acne already have oily skin, so adding more oily products will cause you to break out.

Switch to DuDU Osun soap, it melts easily, so keep away from soaking in water and place the soap in a container.


Monitor the improvements from the dermatologist, if it doesn't improve, you need to go to a spa where they will handle it professionally using an extractor and it will help ultimately.

Things like honey+lemon juice+turmeric powder+powdered milk mixed and applied to your face for 15mins and rinsed off with warm water and face patted dry with face towel also helps.


So read through this and choose what steps to take next.

BanyXchi:
the dogs in Yorubaland are better than the ibos, you look so fugly, I don't even know I'm exchanging words with a baboon-looking clown.

Thank God you said it yourself you are a dog. Keep barking, it's obvious you are infected with rabies. Mumu thinks everybody is ibo once they ain't yoruba.

Ode of a slimy ewedu and smelly iru

HarlequinLekex:
No Kerosene in my area again. I am resulting to coal pot tomorrow.

Even the charcoal you will buy for 200 sef will discourage youu.

I remember some weeks ago, I decided to make roasted yam just 2 people at home o! I see wien with the 200naira charcoal wey I buy.

200naira looking Like 50naira charcoal of years ago. Nigerians don hear am under APC and their change mantra

London don become Oshodi with thieves and pickpockets

BanyXchi:
better than your women who are nothing but machines that produces babies in your baby factories.

E pain am.
At least them dey produce babies in baby factories, no doubt.